/lit/ - Literature

>>20589842
He took a selfie in the mirror with his friend next to him

FERTILITY

>>20589842
She had big titties which were enough for her to get stuck in that washing-machine, and later she screamed: "step-bro, help meeeeee!" -END-

Stupidest entries for one of these things thus far

Chapter 1: B
Chapter 2: O
Chapter 3: O
Chapter 4: B
Chapter 5: A

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>>20589842
She rolled into the room all in a huff and puff, flailing her voluptuous titties like two fleshy helicopter rotors. I knew this was the end for me, and yet triumphantly I sighed to myself, "well, at least I'll go out this way... bludgeoned by these gargantuan milkers." Oh, her friend was there too.

>>20589842
The prideful milktruck made her regular rounds on Tuesday mornings, always showing her dominance to the lesser, her younger sister. However, she would soon find out what was to be of the lesser, whom would soon surprise her with shock.
>>20590339
>Whore branding

Dropped, disregard previous post. She can only be saved if her branding is removed with a razor and pliers; like peeling the sinew off a cut of beef.

>>20590564
Women aren’t cattle. Flush yourself.

>>20589842
MOGGED

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>>20590339
Mady Gio. Apparently her nipples are super tiny lol which is why she has no fully nude photos.

>>20589842
Her forehead ached. Not a migraine but a dull, burning, slightly searing pain that sent jolts down her spine with every gust of air or sudden movement. "Why did I try to erase my unibrow?" was the question constantly on her mind. "Why not just wax it like usual or shave it or pluck it? Why did I use my pencil eraser? God, everyone is going to notice and stare. Maybe I can offset it by styling my hair just right." Lost in thought she was startled by the click of a phone camera, causing her to jump a bit and sending another zap of hot erased-face pain right between her eyes. On instinct alone she blurted out "OMG Becky, what the hell, you're not gonna post that, are you?" Becky's smug smile assured her that she would indeed be posting that, probably before she even left the bathroom. Of course Becky would, she would do anything to garner more likes and follows. That's why her cleavage is always on display, why she always chooses the worst moments to take selfies, why she hangs out with her less well-endowed friends in the first place. For the first time in hours her thoughts shifted from the eraser burn. "What a bitch," she fumed. "Thinks she's so much better than me. Big-Titty Becky, always the center of attention." The sting came creeping slowly back into her consciousness. "Next time she gets drunk and passes out at my place I'll erase her cheek."

>>20590663
You’re right: cattle aren’t stupid enough to brand themselves

BOOBA

>>20589842
After applying yet another injection of Brain Juice (tm) straight into her forehead, Jessica was ready to go out. Anna however, had a different problem, she was in dire need of milking, for her breasts became so swollen, she actually got angsty for real this time. After taking a quick selfie to document her record size, she asked Jessica to milk her before going out.
"No worries!" - she replied. "Thanks to the Brain Juice (tm) injections i was taking for the past two months, i will do it telepathically!"

I want to kill myself. I am sick of reading and being a hermit. I want to get addicted to heroin and die in the arms of a girl I love. I don't give a fucking shit anymore. Now which one of ye trollops wants to hold me while I get blackout drunk and cry.

saggy saggy ooga booga mommy babey sucky booba

bitch should have been nude when 18 not now she's a hag

>>20589842
I mean, I like big titties but that's too much.

>>20589842
She was more tit than woman.
Her galactic orbs diverted light's flow, each larger than the other in the hapless telescopist's lens, transmuting the fates of mortal men through wicked astrology.

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>>20590773
I unironically stopped following her on Insta.
There’s way hotter girls than her there

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>>20589842
No.

>>20590663
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow

I go moo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Moo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Moo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Moo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)

>>20589842
I'm gonna go masturbate

>>20589842
One on the viewer's left looks like my ex; already have, but it's rather long.

>>20592415
Ok I'm back, but this thread still sucks so I'm not contributing.

Well...

>>20591669
>There’s way hotter girls than her there
Maybe if you're a fag.

>>20591456
Yarr matey nigga!