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My balls hurt. I think I might have accidentally sat on them. Anyone else know this feel?

>>20228584
If they can't handle you at your worst they don't deserve you at your best. And besides it's just the books it's not like you've spent 1000s on little models. Right?

>>20228609
heh....

>>20228591
How does it hurt? Does it hurt because you're wearing tight pants?

>>20228609
>>20228614
N-no, I'm not into that aspect of the fandom, I just spent about a year and a half reading nothing but WH40k books back in college, and even though I've gotten rid of much better books, I'm still too fond of them in a nostalgic way to throw them out.

>>20228591
It can be a variety of things, from bladder irritation to prostate irritation/infection, to cancer, to a dietary problem (too much coffee usually). Consult a specialist, and ideally, a women doctor. I know, I know, but male doctors will check you out for prostate cancer and STDs and then tell you to take advil if there isn't one of those. Cue 2 years later you are still having the same pain.
Since women all deal with UTIs at some point, and know how much sucks they can be, they take that shit seriously, and will be willing to prescribe you stuff even if they dont have a 100% clear idea of what it is.
Also, hope you dont have to have a cystoscopy. Shits no fun at all.

>>20228617
>>20228803
I just took a massive shit and they stopped hurting. Maybe it was that.

>>20228813
Still not a good sign, your blood flow to your balls shouldn't be constricted when you have to take a shit. Possible sign that you are sitting too much.

Post shelf OP

>>20228584
it's ok anon nobody will steal them