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20080114 No.20080114[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What'd be the funniest piece of classic literature if written in Ebonics?

>> No.20080124

phenomenology of spirit

>> No.20080748

>>20080124
not literature

>> No.20080834

>>20080114
Crime and Punishment.

>> No.20080847

>>20080114
moby dick

>> No.20080859

>>20080771

>> No.20080868

the art of war

>> No.20082153

>>20080114
the color purple

>> No.20082180

>>20080114
>Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist.
de worl be errthang no cap
>Die Welt ist die Gesamtheit der Tatsachen, nicht der Dinge
da worl be nuttin buh fax, not thangs

Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus

>> No.20082218
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>>20080114

>> No.20082230

>>20080868
It was uhh, you know like.. Ok feel me on this one. It was da befst of toms, eeeiit wawwzz daw WORFST OF TOMS.

>> No.20082255

>>20080834
>>20080834
K aight so check dis out man check dis out...sa bitch widda mean ass auntie like dead ass right and I'm thinkin pop goes the weasel on that bitch man, fr

>> No.20082272

Mein Kampf

>> No.20082286

>>20080868
Nigga you feelsmesome here, like, a hood rat walk up to me, I already KNOW him, I KNOW that nigga gon jump. So I pop that muhfugga OUT before he does shit! A thousand hood niggas, a thousand dead niggas, yousfeelme?

>> No.20082302

>>20080868
Out here in chiraq, niggas die errday b. Opps be poppin off so you gotta pop dem niggas first nah sayin

>> No.20082310

>>20082218
None of these are funny. Ebonicsposters need to figure out what black people actually sound like.
>>20082230
Toms was funny, they do pronounce it like that sometoms.
>>20082286
Close, but hood rat isn't the right word here. Hood rats are promiscuous women.

>> No.20082321

>>20082230
That's Charles Dickens not Sun Tzu you absolute nigger

>> No.20082328

>>20082302
'B' is NY slang, nobody in Chicago would say that

>> No.20082339

>>20082310
That's a problem, considering the average black dude doesn't speak "ebonics" - the US isn't a massive inner city highschool (most of the time). Takes all the racist appeal out of the meme.

>> No.20082341

Infinite Jest, but everything is written by yrstruly and wardine

>> No.20082360

>>20082321
In hey Arnold, when Oscar couldn't read and they asked him to, he just recited "it was the best of times it was the worst of times" when they gave him some random book

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>>20082310
>>20082339
Please do enlighten us on how those chimps in human clothing speak their gibberish, O master of Ebonics.

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>>20082272
Ayo Czechboi hand over the Sudetenhood where all my niggas live

Das rite

>> No.20082457

>>20082419
They just can't help themselves, can't they?

>> No.20082464 [DELETED] 

>>20082415
>chimps
Nigga, I know you think AAVE is equivalent to a blacked brain-blast, but it's really not. First thing to remember is that a speech impediment/ankyloglossia is not normative. Second is abbreviation and acronym in the black community are linearly derived and meant to be humorous (mischief and herder culture, black bodies and sousveillance).

>> No.20082465

>>20082419
gotta try that with a shotgun next
LOL JSUT KIDDING!

>> No.20082494

>>20082419
raciss bike

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>>20082428
what's good nigga. bring all yall juden out the house

>> No.20082510

>>20082464
instead of whitesplaining how about you use your superior knowledge to contribute

>> No.20082572 [DELETED] 

>>20082510
>whitesplaining
I'm not, though.

>> No.20082634

>>20080859
Hawaiians aren't Black, retard.

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>>20080114
Da Jesus Book is basically the Bible in Ebonics

https://ebible.org/study/?w1=bible&t1=local%3AhwcNT&v1=MT1_1

>> No.20082651

>>20082639
see the post above yours >>20082634