/lit/ - Literature

>>19998650
1 wake up, smoke a cigarette

2 maybe down some coffee

3 smoke another cigarette

4 lay around, read or talk to my roommate

5 around noon, exercise

6 do my German, eat a little

7 read some more

8 watch my roommate play video games, talk with him, smoke a cig with him

9 surf the web, eat dinner

10 smoke some more

11 lounge around and read more

12 go to bed

This isn't set in stone, so its just a rough outline of my routine.

>>19998659
Also, I usually listen to music all day as well

>>19998650
>12am - 12pm: worship and fap to Rei

>>19998659
>Exercises
>Smokes at least 4 cigarettes a day

Why bother at that point?

>>19998665
A discerning man.

>>19998665
>>19998674
Don't mind me, just best girl coming through

Depends if I have weed/booze or not.

If drugs/booze:
>wake up at 6am
>lift weights, listen to news or e-celebs argue over bullshit
>sit down at computer, smoke weed
>read more news for an hour, check 4chan etc
>make bleeps on my laptop for a few hours OR read for a few hours, mostly make music when I have weed though
>stop, go back to browsing net and smoking weed
>masturbate at least three times
>fall asleep around midday, wake up at 5-6pm, do the same thing until midnight, wake up at 6am, do it all again

If sober:
>wake up at 6am
>maybe lift weights, I get lazy when I'm sober
>browse the net
>work on finishing books I've started, take notes on news events I want to know more about etc etc
>mindlessly refresh 4chan for an hour every now and then
>stay up right through the day and well into the night, jack off once before going to bed and sleeping terribly

It's a fine life.

>>19998674
She's so cute

>>19998650
8:30 wake up, pray, tea, shower
9:00 breakfast
10:00 read
12:00 start lunch, work out, take care of any business, go to stores
1:00 eat lunch, browse /lit/, vidya
2:30 read or write a bit, bath
4:00 French, start dinner
5:00/6:00: dinner
7:00 browse /lit/
8:00 read, bath, work out
9:00 Bible
10:00-11:00 sleep

>>19998693
Indeed

It's weird how literally every man on 4chan spends at least two hours a day working out

12:00pm wake up, brush teeth, shower
1:00pm browse internet, breakfast
2:00pm back to bed for at least an hour
3:00pm browse more
4:00pm back to bed for an hour
rinse and repeat with some longer session things like chores inbetween
11:00pm read book
12:00am bed time

living with an energy disease sucks ass, I have to spend outrageous amounts of time lying down in order to get anything done.

>>19998733
I don't find it that strange.

>>19998684
>weed/booze
Read Infinite Jest or kill yourself. Drugs and booze are for retards.

>>19998684
envy the simplicity of your life, I feel like mine is just constrained within boxes of time.

>>19998650

I still have the wall scroll in my closet. Hanging it in my room gave the parents hope that I might turn out to be heterosexual man who has a relationship with a woman.

A basic division between work days and off days.

Work generally commences in the early morning or early afternoon (first or second shift). Adjust hourly routine accordingly.

-Set alarm about 90 minutes before shift, snooze a bit, go in and perform shift.
-drive home. Get food, get beer, do errands. (1-2 hours).
-Home, leisure time (4-7 hours). Browse internet, drink alone in home, occasional reading/writing tasks.

This is distinguished from the off-days: generally rise between 1-3 pm, take a brief drive to local bookstores/libraries for a few minutes' entertainment. Get lunch at one of a rotating bunch of fast food places (I don't cook). Perform any needed errands.

Wake up at about 8:00 AM, brush teeth, shower, apply deodorant.

Usually spend an hour writing or browsing threads on 4chan, then start getting ready for work.

Arrive at work around quarter to 11. Start work at eleven. Work until 2:30, take a break for lunch. Work again until 5:30, take another break for supper. All the while listening to either podcasts or music.

Finish work at 8:00 PM. Come home and cook some ramen or pick up something on the way home and eat whilst watching YouTube.

Play videogames from 8:30 to 10, sometimes later if I'm really into it. Otherwise, masturbate and take a shower.

Read until I'm ready to fall asleep, usually occurs between 11 to Midnight.

Rinse wash repeat until weekend

>>19998726
You eat too much

9-5 work/read on my phone or listen to an audiobook all day
5-630 rest
630-830 workout
9-1 read/write /4chan/watch 15 minutes of a movie and never finish it
1-830 sleep

>>19998650
What the fuck are language reps you stupid faggot. A bureaucrat like you has no reason to learn any other language. You obviously do not read 3 hours if you’re posting on here

I operate on a 36 hour day. 24 hours up, 12 hours sleep. Because of this I am constantly alternating between waking up in the morning and at night. Mostly I just read and play vidya tho.

>>19999111
Nice digits but that sounds extremely unhealthy for your circadian rhythm.

>>19998821
I'll read what I like, and I'll do what I like.

>>19998843
I mean to be fair I'm very fucked in the head, I couldn't leech off the government otherwise. It has its pros and cons, but if you can come to terms with the loneliness and stagnation while staving off suicidal thoughts it's very comfy.

wake up at 9 am, exercise and walk my dog
then ill make breakfast and practice the piano
then ill head to class to play the piano
then ill head home and read and do any online class
then ill watch a movie or keep reading and eat dinner
then ill go to bed

Wake up, watch an episode of tv or read the Bible while I eat and get ready, go to work. Get home and chill while dinner is being made, watch an episode of tv, shower after I'm done eating, and from here on out it depends on how tired I am. If I'm really tired I just watch tv/browse 4chan, if not I'll read, then watch an episode before bed. I sometimes all play a bit of Vidya but not much

>wake up at 9, lectures online
>sit around, eat lunch, read, practice guitar
>some days evening online classes
>boxing twice a week
>sleep
i just realised how bleak my life is.

>>19999365
>or read the Bible
why do you even bother? you consoom TV and go on 4chan

>>19998659
10:00: wake up, meditate for half an hour, have breakfast, brush teeth, shower, etc
11:30: write
13:00: eat lunch and get ready for work
14:30: start work, read on my break
23:30:come home from work, eat something
00:00: Listen to music, watch youtube or a film
02:00: Sleep

On my off days, I will edit what I have written through the week, practice piano, and go out with friends.

>>19998650
How do you work out for two hours?

>>19998821

??AM
Check /pol/
Sleep
1PM
wake up
Check /pol/
Coffee
Fap
Coffee and late lunch
Read
Practice instrument/s
Fap
Read then nap or nap then read
Wake up
Check /pol/
9pm
Play ringfit
Read
Fap
12am
Check /lit/ while pooping (now)

Will read after this and check /pol/

>>20000547
I'm still new to generally taking care of myself so I still spend a considerable amount of time doing simple exercises. Decided to start Bowney's 90 day challenge and it spans over an hour. Wish I could say it was something impressive but I'm just slow.

>>19999084
Anki, I'm learning french. I work at an oil company and it's a sitting job that's not very taxing, I get plenty of time to be lazy at work.

9am wake up, pack gym bag, walk to gym
10am train for 1,5hrs
Noonish go into sauna, after buying a proton shake and oat bar, take a couple opiate pills. Chill in the sauna area, drink shake/eat
Do 3-4 sauna runs and read on my ereader in between.
3pm leave gym, walk back home, order food, watch something off my external hhd (dont have wifi)
Read for about 2-3 hrs
Midnight: Put on columbo and fall asleep

t. neet

The only things I do the same every day are wash when I wake up, go for a long walk, and shower before I go to sleep.

>>20000443
Jesus didn't die to redeem perfect people

>>19998672
Eh, I try not eat much?

Also I want to get back into making music

>8:00 - wake up, go on my phone
>11:00 - drag myself out of bed, take vitamins
>12:00 - breakfast (croissants and coffee with a Marlboro red for dessert)
>12:00-20:00 - lounge around, read, watch movies or whatever
>20:00 - eat takeaway
>22:00-23:00 - walk around my area, chain smoke cigarettes
>23:00-02:00 - waste more time, then jerk off and drift to sleep (typically take some sort of sleeping aid)
Pretty pathetic now that I’ve typed it out desu, I know I need to change. I’m turning 20 soon, and I don’t want to end up as a 30 year old bum. What are some biographies of great men that have inspired you?

>>20001280
Also on the weekends I’ll get drunk or high or both and go out. Occasionally end up sleeping with a random wench.

>>20001280
Don’t have many biographies, but the writings of Seneca and Marcus Aurelius are pretty good for inspiration to improve

>>20001320
Thanks anon

>>19998733
Because anonymous discussion attracts chads and neets. People who don't give a fuck about social approval, upvotes etc. and live on their own terms

>>20000935
Based, what are those pills?

I wake, between 8am and noon. I think about writing. Sometimes I write immediately. More often I go to 4chan or watch incest porn and masturbate. Watching porn and masturbating is something that may come up three times or so during the day, depending on how I feel. Sometimes I cook lunch, but not always. In the afternoon I may read. I do read every day, often for at least three hours. Some days it is all I do. Around 6pm I am thinking of or am actively preparing or eating or have already eaten my dinner. I often like to watch a movie or tv while I eat. Sometimes I drink from dinner time onwards. i go to sleep between midnight and 2am, sometimes maybe a little earlier. I have my laptop open all day on my little table near my bed where I lay all day.

>>20002377
reminder to do some stretching sometimes or go for a walk

>>20002416
I get up every so often to make a cup of tea or to eat or take a piss. I do remember a story about a healthy lad a year or two ago who died of a blood clot during the lockdowns because all he did was play vidya in bed. I have free weights here near me that I look at sometimes and sometimes I pick them up also. I also normally work and I am quite active there, but I am currently off work for a while.

>>20000859
I am actually a bureaucrat with a job where I do a lot of nothing and yet somehow I consistently waste my whole work day browsing this site instead of studying language.

Do you guys even enjoy masturbation anymore? For me it’s comparable to cigarettes, it has no real enjoyable effect anymore, I do it to pass time or because I feel irritable when I don’t do it. I remember jerking off to r/nsfw as a 16 year old and feeling amazing, now naked pics don’t excite me at all.

>>19998650
> wake up
> the window horse is here again

>>20002645
When I feel that way I take a break for a few days to let my balls replenish but desu my ejaculations have been more intense lately because I keep my shaft straight and make sure there's friction along the front of the glans at all times

Do you people have jobs or some source of income? How the fuck are you people getting money to eat and pay rent if you do fuck-all all fucking day?

>>20002807
Neetistocracy

>>19998650
7:00-3:30 work read a bit go on youtube dinner then sleep

>>20002645
It's often a time passer, or a habit, or compulsion. I must say though, I recently stopped taking anti-depressants, and cumming feels so fucking good. I can cum in like 5 minutes now. There were times before when I'd spend 5 hours beating at a half wet noodle, soaked in sweat, trying desperately to cum so I could just have it over with. Now I put the video on and I'm jacking it and I'm fucking groaning because it's so good and I'm saying her name and the whole thing is very satisfying.

>alarm at 07:20
>snooze twice to wake up at 07:40
>contemplate suicide for 5 minutes
>urinate
>eat bread and prepare lunch
>go to work at ~08:00
>arrive 15 minutes late for work at 08:15
>contemplate suicide while setting up at office
>wageslave for my usual 7.5 hours
>arrive home at 16:00
>lie in bed for two hours browsing 4chan and thinking about suicide
>force myself to eat dinner
>lie in bed another two hours
>take shower
>lie in bed until 03:30-04:00 then finally fall asleep

>>19998650
>7AM wake up, dress, drink tea, listen to some music or video while dressing
>8AM go to work,speak to friends for a bit
>12PM have lunch with friends, or read during break
>5PM go home, do chores and cook dinner
>6PM sit down and have bath, read something or listen to something nice
>10PM drink tea, lay in bed and listen to something
1AM fall asleep2

>3:00 pm - wake up, take vitamins
>3:05 pm - microwave my only meal for the day (chicken bowl with rice)
>3:10 pm - browse 4chan while intermittently jacking off and seething about the construction in my building
>7:30 pm - shower
>8:00 pm - drink two cups of coffee while browsing 4chan
>9:00 pm - work on my experimental novel
>6:00 am - sleep
Some people work for forty years in the hopes that they might one day live like me.

>>20002936
government gibs?

3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
3:45 cocaine
3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill
4:15 cocaine
4:16 orange juice, Dunhill
4:30 cocaine
4:54 cocaine
5:05 cocaine
5:11 coffee, Dunhills
5:30 more ice in the Chivas
5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.
6:00 grass to take the edge off the day
7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas)
9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously
10:00 drops acid
11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.
12:00 midnight, I am ready to write
12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.
6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
8:00 Halcyon
8:20 sleep

>>20002980
that's hunter s thompson

>>20002984
was, now it's me

15 45 rise and shine
15 55 leave the room
16 00 uni starts
20 30 get out
21 00 eat my only meal of the day. stuff myself.
22 00 pass out from insulin drop
01 00 wake up, surf the web.
04 00 study
08 30 sleep

just 4 years more

>>19998650
6:00AM Wake up
6:01AM Get on computer and play video games, browse 4chan, or fap in completely arbitrary order and lengths of time
1:00PM Get started on first 6pack
9:59PM Finish last beer and chug as much water as I can
10:00PM Go to sleep
Eat food on weekends and wednesday, get shrooms or dmt for holidays sometimes

>>19998650
I want rei to give birth to me in reverse

10:00am wake up, do class if I have it, loathe class otherwise read

12pm wish that i could read more, attempt to do so

1pm capitulate to dope smoking or pill useage

rest of day: video games, movies, wishing things were different,

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep-pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond bodyscrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel-scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

8AM wake up, make coffee, skip breakfast

9AM bike to work, either research or teaching class

~1PM bike to mcdonalds and eat one double hamburger, a mchicken, 6 mcniggies, and a water (under $6)

7PM bike home, work out for an hour

8PM drink 1500 calorie protein shake, shower, read until sleep at about midnight

>>20003613
>For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>19998659
>do my German
geez, i wish i had one of those. i'd do her/him all day every day <3

>>19998650
wake up around midnight. jack off, browse internet or watch a movie or tv show till 2:30/3:00 shit for an hour continue do what ever till 8:00 read till 16: cook and eat food go to sleep repeat.

i dont have a job and prefer sleeping during the day because i like it quiet when awake and nobody on my street is home until around 16/17

>>20003657
Very glad to see another McDonald's connoisseur, it gets an unreservedly bad reputation. The lady that takes my order most days payed for my lunch because I forgot my wallet one time, she even used her own debit card (I payed her back the next day). I'm usually not one to chat but I always talk to her.

It's such a great restaurant, everyone in my lab makes fun of me for going regularly, but it's their loss.

>>20003712
Yeah I have eaten a ridiculous amount of mcdonalds in my life and met cute girls at the cash through regularly going to one in the warlmart i worked in, i remember getting a half chub at like 6am when it wud just me be and her and she wud take my order, i love mcdonalds.

>>19998650
Wake up, make coffee & drink coffee, smoke cigarette
Exercise
Eat.
Shower.
Read for a bit.
Check tv ,if nothing new is on go back to reading for an hour or two
Smoke & maybe have a drink depending on mood.
Write for a bit, smoke a few cigarettes.
Eat dinner, usually switch whatever swill I'm drinking with something fancier like xo cognac or maybe a single pot still Irish whiskey.
Smoke & drink while listening to music, while reading depending on how many drinks I have. Maybe watch a bit of TV.
Get ready for bed, then lay down & smoke a few cigarettes while I read till my eyes can't stay open.
I shitpost periodically through the day also, and feed & take care of the dog & cats. Don't drink every day but lately I've been drinking more than usual, have irish whiskey for tomorrow along w/ beer, cider and whatnot. The day after I'm probably drinking my Maison Surrenne xo I've been saving for a while, can't wait because it's some of the tastiest yak I've ever had.

depends on if I'm on shift or not. if not, then i just fuck my wife read and write. no schedule. just do what i want when

>>20002980
but you cant drop acid every day?

>>20002980
At least be original anon, do you really think you are the only anon who's familiar with Hunter S Thompson on this board?

>>20002377
>>20002430
I like your chad prose anon.

>>19998650
>wake up at 1am
>do 1000 push-ups
>buy crypto
>buy fenatyl
>sleep until 1am

>>20002645
Not really, I noticed these last few months that often the only reason I still masterbate is because I am bored and still have a half a joint left. So the initial urge is not horniness but logistical. I like to smoke weed and look at vaginas, there was no urge to look at vaginas but there was weed so might as well smoke it and get to fapping. It feels strange and sad. If I am out of weed and pills I fap considerably less.

>>20002807
I had knee surgery and have been off work for almost 2 years now. Got money through insurance but now that cow has been milked dry and now I get money from the government. I will have another surgery at the end of this month, so I cant get back to work any time soon.
It sucks, not having to work sounds like fun for 3 months and then your brain starts to rot and you start doing drugs out of boredom. If your brain is not bei g adequately challenged your mental faculties will decline.
I wish I was healthy and could actually earn my money, and start living my fucking life again. At least I have tons of time and end up reading about 25 books a year.

>>20002980
How did this dude not end up dying by the age of 45?

>>20003675
Quite based, if you care for a stranger's opinion

>>20004968
I can confirm I used to LOOOOVE smoking weed and then jerking it, the drug enhances it by 100 percent and makes it never boring, I still smoke a lot of weed but I quit jerking it, but i can def tell you theres times when I miss it.

>>20005166
I believe this list is exaggerated like Hunter exaggerated everything when he felt he had become the character he created and couldnt escape from it. That being said he was incredibly broken by his final decade.

> Wake up at 9am
> Faff about for an hour (feed pets, make bed, read newspaper)
> Go gym
> Eat
>Study
> Eat
> Study
> Eat with family
> Read for pleasure
> Sleep

nothing exciting but I am enjoying being a student

>>20004915
thank you, that's very flattering.

>>20005549
I rarely smoke weed these days. Getting high is retarded but you can bet your bottom dollar that when I do smoke, I will fap 100%.

10 wake up
10-11 look at phone in bed
11-6 read
6-7 make dinner, drink
7-9 eat dinner, watch a movie, drink more
9-1 read
1-3 smoke weed and play video games

I’m in grad school, so I have to read a lot.

>>19998650
Get up, shower, get dressed and tidy my room. Make breakfast while listening to French learning podcast, clean the house. I'll go to my desk after breakfast and write for an hour or so while listening to music. Then i'll read for a couple hours. If the weather is nice i'll go out for a walk, five or so miles. When I get home i'll have lunch, then watch documentaries, news in french or online lectures. by this time its late afternoon, i'll read some more, have dinner and then read /study french. Before bed I might watch a film, play vidya or browse 4chan. When the weather is warm again i'll spend much more time outside, especially gardening.

7 - Wake up
7 - 8 - shower, coffee, newspaper
8 - 9 - read for an hour
9 - 3 - work in the library on my novel
3 - 8 - work at my job
8 - 9 - gym
10 -11 - read
11 - sleep

I'm meant to be at university during the hours I'm at the library but I dropped out and haven't told anybody. Its good in fact, the need to keep up the lie forces me out of the house and helps me focus on the novel.

>>20005549
I like to smoke weed and watch porn because then I overthink the porn and it hits me how sad it all is and I think about the girls and what happened that they ended up like this and it makes me even hornier

>>20006266
my grandpa used to do this. DIdn't want to tell my grandma he had been sacked from his job so he went out to the library every morning and read books until evening then came home

>>20006266
what newspaper?

5:30 wake up, read while having breakfast
6:30 gym
8:00 shower, then take a nap to rest from gym
8:30 study
12:00 lunch + nap
1:00pm start my work (self-employed)
6:00pm dinner
6:30pm fuck around on the internet
7:30pm review my notes or read another book
9:00pm shower
9:30pm go to bed

fuck off to >>>/soc/ blognigger

>>19998733
>working out

Yes - working out...

>>20001753
>Because anonymous discussion attracts chads
No it doesn't, retard.

>>20006845
yes it does
t.chad

Here's a lil overview of what I usually do everyday.
>wake up
>realize how much of an ugly loser I am
>look at all my flaws
>take this disgusted feeling with me throughout the day
>think about being alone
>workout for 2 hours
>understand that this is my punishment from God
>go to sleep
>repeat forever until I cant!!!!

>>20002645
>now naked pics don’t excite me at all.
they don't even need to be naked for me lmao

>>19998650
>wake up whenever, might be at 3 AM like at 3 PM, every day is different.
>browse 4chan for 2-4 hours.
>eat some unhealthy shit like instant ramen or fast food.
>read for 2-4 hours.
>browse some more 4chan because at this point it's the only website that doesn't disgusts or infuriate me.
>watch youtube bullshit while eating more unhealthy shit.
>browse some more.
>keep browsing or reading until I get so exhausted that I collapse and sleep for 7-9 hours.

Very occasionally I'll get out for a walk or for groceries, but the above describes 90% of my days.

Oh, and this entire play takes place on my bed, which I only leave to go to the bathroom or to the kitchen.

>>19998650
7am - wake up
7:30am-8:30am - browse 4chan while sipping on a monster
9am - catch up on le news
9:30am to 1:30pm - study mathematics
1:30PM - 2:30pm - calisthenics, cold shower.
2:45PM - 6PM - read.
6PM - 9PM: try and play vidya.
9PM-11PM - music, read a little, think, sleep.
Unfortunately, I intend not to be a NEET any longer soon. So this cozy routine will change.

>>20006523
The Hogwarts Express

>>20002645
Porn stopped exciting me once I started actually having regular sex. Part of the sexual excitement of porn for me when I was a virgin was imagining what it would be like if I was in that place. Now I've been in that place and I know what its like, so I would just rather have the real thing and when I jack off now it's usually just to release some tension.

>>19998650
wake up eat. its around 6pm smoke weed and go to bed

6am wake up read till 6:45
6:45-7:10 shower, breakfast, make lunch.
7:10-7:20 drive to coffee shop
7:20-8:00 read
8:00-8:10 drive to work
8:10-3:10 work at high school
3:10-4:00 home and chores
4:00-5:00 exercise
5:00-7:00 cook chores etc
7:00-10:00 read / leisure
10:00 sleep

I don’t know how people have time to watch tv etc if they work. Work for me is fun at least - I teach at an all boys high school which is pretty comfy. Having children soon will change this.

>>20008741
>work at high school
pedo

>>19998665
So what do you do the other 12 hours a day?
It better not have anything to do with a redheaded girl

unironically this with maybe reading a chapter or so after self-loathing for a while before bed

>7am-9am: wake up, if I wake at 7 it's because I got to go to college, if I wake at 9 I have a free morning, which means I just sit on the couch for a bit and relax, then make some music. I never eat breakfast or anything at all in the morning, sometimes I drink water.
>12am: lunch
>13pm-18pm: wageslave (it's actually an internship that's why it's only 5 hours, pay is shit)
>19pm: calisthenics and lifting, then shower. I try to take cold showers if it's not too cold, but I'm usually too much of a pussy, working on it.
>20pm: practice the flute or violin. Neighbors usually don't complain, I try not to make too much noise
>21pm: dinner, I only have two meals a day by the way, and I don't snack at all
>22pm: sleep

All of this goes out the window in the weekends, where I usually make music and go out with this girl I'm seeing

>>19998650
>wake up
>sign into work
>eat breakfast
>wank
>do some work
>take a walk
>lunch
>read
>do some work
>sign out of work
>workout
>browse 4chan
>eat dinner
>drink
>fuck gf
>read some more
>sleep
More or less

>>19998748
chronic fatigue? sucks bro

Not a lot of 9 - 5 people around here.
How do you do it?

>>20009585
If you go to a good grad school, they pay you to sit on your ass all day and read.

>>20003569
Anon, you are such a psycho

>>20009761
Explain.
I do not understand.

while neeting aka uni:

>wake up at 11am
>read whatever I read last night for 30 mins-1hour
>piss
>check what will be streamed on Artifact for the day
>usually watch the weeb film and check back when the good film will be streamed
>1500 work out
>1630 eat then shower
>either browse 4channel or read (if possible)
>if I didnt work out that day I go running at dusk for +1 hour then shower
>2300 usually the building is finally quiet enough to read again
>read till too tired
>~1am jerk off or put on a LOL stream to fall asleep to

while working or internshipping:

>slave to my masters whims
>weekends reserved for reading and Tennis

7 am walk dog
8 work
5pm lift weights
6:30ish eat dinner
7pm walk dog
8pm unwind, browse internet, read etc
11pm bed

>>20010431
>neeting aka uni
That’s not what neeting means at all

> Wake Up
> Go To Class
> Gym
> Try and Do Homework
> Probably Fail and fuck around on the internet
> Take a walk thinking about how much I hate my classes
> Shower and Reading for like 30 minutes
> Go to bed

>>20010499
it is when you are doing a liberal arts degree in masters. 1 month out of the year in total wasted on uni the rest I do what I want.

>>20007897
Classic anon. Throw in 3-4 workouts each week and in 2 years you will ascend.

>>19998650
>4am wake up
>shower, drink glass of milk for breakfast
>5 am log on for work
>end up reading instead of doing work
>11am eat lunch
> 3pm do workout
>4pm dinner and college classes
>8pm pray for nuclear annihilation
>10pm sleep or jack off if it's the full moon
Someone put me out of my misery I want to escape the wagie cage

>>19998733
>It's weird how literally every man on 4chan

Are you implying there are women browsing this website?

>>20010520
Really? Being in uni is the same as Not in Education, Employment, or Training? I don’t think so, anon.

>>20010585
you need to become more flexible with your words, man.
its not about how They would designate you, but what You are doing, man.

On a work day
> Wake up around 6 am, make breakfast, read, pack lunch, take care of animals
> Go to work, 45 min commute, get to work at 9, work, have meaningless conversations with coworkers
> Get home around 5 pm, eat a snack
> Force myself to lift weights for about an hour and a half
>Make dinner, eat it with protein shake
>Do some Duolingo, get ready for bed, shower
> Go to bed and think about how much I hate my life and job, how I feel like I'm not going anywhere while only hanging by a thread

On days I'm off
> Wake up around 9
> Scroll my phone for an hour in bed, take care of animals, breakfast
> Clean the house a bit, do my chores
> Read, waste time online
> make lunch
> Read a bit more, waste more time
> Lift weights around 4 pm
>Make dinner around 6 pm, eat
>Code for a bit
>Play/practice piano
>Do some language learning
>Brush my teeth. Go to sleep listening to a podcast, still thinking about how much I hate my life and lack energy
Anybody know how to escape this cycle? The only upside is that I'm sober now

A lot of people in this thread say they squeeze in an hour or so of language learning drills a day. How's that going for everyone? I feel like learning a language to fluency requires more than just some Anki flashcards a day or are you just doing it for fun without worrying about fluency?

>>19998650
3pm rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
3:45 cocaine
3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill
4:15 cocaine
4:16 orange juice, Dunhill
4:30 cocaine
4:54 cocaine
5:05 cocaine
5:11 coffee, Dunhills
5:30 more ice in the Chivas
5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.
6:00 grass to take the edge off the day
7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas)
9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously
10:00 drops acid
11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.
12:00 midnight, ready to write
12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.
6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
8:00 Halcyon
8:20 sleep

>>19998650
>woke up at 1
>played a little bit of piano
>got something to eat
>now it's almost 10

>>19998748
>I have to spend outrageous amounts of time lying down in order to get anything done.
I think I have that

6:45 wake up, make coffee
7:00 sip coffee, read wsj on the toilet, work on a brilliant puzzle, sip coffee on toilet while my kids beat on the door begging to get in so they’re not late for school
7:15 light up a dad grass joint, yell back at the kids informing them that other bathrooms exist and give them a boomer story about how when I grew up I had to share a bathroom and how fortunate they are etc, light some Gucci incense, walk into the shower and use bar soap for everything. Get out and moisturize everything including asshole, spray cologne, brush teeth, get dressed
8:00 check in with work, put headphones on and find something new to listen to, start coding some bullshit, get confused, ask internet for help, fix issues
10:00 scrum meeting bullshit/work on making my own game/watch anime, order food for lunch
10-12 actually work
12:30/1 or so, get my overpriced Asian food and eat away from my desk
2:00 nap
2:45/3:00-3:40ish fuck a bitch/study programming/music/personal interests/read Continental philosophy and get confused, ask internet for help
3:40-4:00 run on treadmill or outside
4:30 start prepwork for dinner
5:00-5:20 workout with weights or do some yoga
5:30 make a dinner (I still suck but I wanted to learn how to cook this year)
5:30-7/8 spend time with family
8-9 put kids to bed, spend time with wife
10:00-midnight, get in my chair, pour a drink, grab a book or kindle, read, meditate, fap, eat snacks, take tums, update Day One and Notion, prep work for tomorrow if needed, beauty routine- face wash, exfoliating face towel, serums, moisturizers, body spray etc, slither in bed

>>20010946
older people's skincare routines are so cursed

>>20010957
What should I do different? I use this fancy French (I think) bar soap, and expensive lotion with argon oil or some shit. My skin has been amazing. If you have any suggestions I’m open to try them

>>20010576
>if it's the full moon
Care to elaborate?

>>20010589
Fuck off, faggot. You’re not a neet. A lousy uni student, sure. A neet? Not at all.

>>19998659
Drop cigs, embrace nasal dry snuff.

>>19998650
>language reps
What?

And do none of you have jobs?

1. Wake up (10-12 AM)
2. Eat breakfast
3. Freshen up and go to the gym
4. Drink a protein shake when I get back
5. Shower
6. Vidya
7. Dinner
8. More Vidya
9. Watch two 20 minute episodes of TV while in bed
10. Doomscroll until 2-4, AM

Have nothing do after finishing grad school.