/lit/ - Literature

>>19951220
Kill them, literally shoot the place up and cut the throats of anyone alive but unable to flee, then when the cops arrive kneel down with a shotgu in my mouth and wait for swat to bust down the door to blow my head open and traumatize them some more.
Anything less than that is just asking for people to not take you seriously.

>>19951227
uhhh, no dude.

>>19951220
ask him if he knows any handsome guys he could set you up with

>>19951220
Don't let it affect you. This is the path that you've taken and the cards you've been dealt.

>>19951229
Pussy, you deserve all the ridicule you deserve from this point on until you take a stand.

>>19951220
I wouldn’t. I don’t give a shit about a fake consumerist holiday designed to guilt trip people into buying cheap cards, candy and flowers

>>19951251
i'm looking for constructive responses/solutions.

>>19951270
In order to build something up better you must first tear it down.
Go start a fire in a dumpster.

>>19951220
I’m not him and he’s not me.

>>19951220
It just doesn’t matter. If you’re single, the day isn’t relevant to you. And if you’re not, as a man, it’s only about making your lover know that she’s loved and appreciated. Reading good literature in a library is one of the more noble, peaceful, and edifying pastimes for any person, single or otherwise, that there is.

>>19951220
Kick him in the balls and beat him over the head with the book you were reading. Bonus points if it was the Bible.

>>19951220
You should be made fun of because even if you can't afford your own copy someone will give you a free Holy Bible to read at home.

>>19951220
>he has a normie roommate
This is where you went wrong. I rented a studio that I can barely afford (I'm a poor collegefag) just to avoid having a roommate. My room is filled to the brim with books everywhere and I can read as much as I want.

>>19951251
This right here is a real nigga

>Made fun of me

How? What did they say?

>>19951227
fpbp