/lit/ - Literature

>>19866785

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>>19866870
Hard kek

>>19866976
gold

>>19866795
This isn’t a /lit/ meme

>>19867021
Why not? On /lit/ there are often threads asking for a "book for this feel". It's cringe and worth ridiculing

>>19867009
it's a classic

>>19866785
Does anyone have the Wittgenstein meme post?

>>19867049

>>19866976

Things that never happened rofl. IJ is too high brow for any normal student body in the US. DFW isn't fashionable anymore precisely because his work is perceived as "literary," which is bad, and his hatred from consumerism, American culture, and modern life

>>19867079
>IJ is too high brow
Surely you jest. Infinite Jest

>>19867060
God I want this to be real

>>19867060
W: My entire philosophy is summed up in this orangutan.

>>19866785
are you serious? currently, every thread is filled with memes. there's nothing but meme posts at all times.

anon making fun of analytic philosophy
>>/lit/thread/11418287

>>19868609
maybe the thief understood that he should act only according to that maxim whereby he can, at the same time, will that it should become a universal law

>>19868741
kek

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>>19867194
What's a cosmological assassin of the soul?

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>>19868609
Obvious pseud who took Philosophy 101 and based his personality around being le smart.

>>19866976
This is so devastating that it might just be real.

>>19866976
This is awsome. God and the Jews worked together to conspire this delicious karmic punishment for anon. I hope he grew into a real person eventually.

>>19866976
belly-kek
nice post, homie

>>19869345
are these the actual plots of the books or is anon just memeing?

>>19867021
It's an everywhere meme.
>Books for this feel?
>Kino for this feel?
>What are the political ramifications of _____?
> Well, /__/?
>/__/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!
It's because all of you respond to those threads without saging.
And I do mean you and not we. I know how to fucking sage.
Take a page from old /jp/'s book and sage every post you write unless you intend to bump the thread on purpose.
Saging because I'm a tourist.

>>19867060
If any of that is real, those are the people that just need to be murdered by any passer-by and everyone agree that the world is better off without such madmen.

>>19871050
The actual plot of the book is the part above and there was a thread about it. Anon(s) rewrote the plot to make it 4chanish and mock the authors.

>>19867194
This will always be my favorite /lit/ post. Well done to the original creator.

>>19871002
>Dass it!
Jesus, these people.

>>19868741
kek

>>19871002
I can't not read this in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice.

>>19866785

Nobody on Earth (3rd rock from the Sun) can spell the following words correctly on their first try:
1. Entrepreneur
2. Connoisseur
3. Bureaucracy

>>19872723
Bureaucracy is simple for someone who has the same exact word in his language, but written differently and more simply. First and the second though are a mystery to me

>>19872723
Entrepreneur
Connoisseur
Bureaucracy

>>19872602
I feel bad for candle anon

>>19868609
Funny if true.

>>19866976
wtf this is just the plot of Stoner

>>19873047
if he was smart he could've made a point about english phonetics but he cldnt

>>19873047
The average /lit/ poster is a worse writer than Brandon which really isn’t high praise but it’s true

>>19873191
Most based and/or, dare I say it, zased timeline?

>>19873191
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>>19868731
>there's no way of proving the connection between cause and effect
>miracles definitely can't happen
Gott strafe England.

>>19872723
do angloids really?

>>19872287
>I can't not read this in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice.
I am tyad ov ze zame old fazes, ze zame old zings.

>>19866976
toppest of keks

>>19867194
amazing post

>>19873732
I heard he (late in his life) answered that there's every possibility that the coal won't burn if he throws it into the fire when he was asked about whether he believed in afterlife.

>>19873017
I feel really bad for DFW anon

>>19866976
I like to think that this would have made DFW smile

>>19872122
Wh-what, Hawaiins? What could you possibly have against Hawaii?

>>19875066
They sure talk like dumb savages.

>>19873655
Lol

>>19873032
She's got a point. Something about all those topics just appeals to the masculine spirit. No man wants to read the story of the girl who left home and fucked a bunch of men and got in trouble and was saved by some other man and then they got married but she still keeps her options open for sex with other men on the side.

>>19875856
It’s a photoshopped image, my little noobie.

>>19875873
>It’s a photoshopped image
post original

>>19868609
>>19873040
Obviously fake. A thief would take the entire box and quickly abscond instead of wasting time with opening the box.

>>19867060
All fake except for the one about him signing all his letters to Pattisson with 'Yours bloodily' and him going silent when a female entered the room, which are both true.

You should include the real story about how when he intended to propose marriage to a girl he invited her to Norway, got her separate lodging in a barn and slipped a bible into her bag, intending for them to read the bible in separate houses for a week or two to spiritually prepare before he proposed.

>>19866976
That is too much for /lit/ to be true

>>19873032
For me, it's I Don't Want To Exist 3.

>>19876090
/tv/ > /lit/

>>19873032
The more I read the more this becomes true. I'm even starting to build a small library of boat books, which for a long time was my only argument against that random Twitter woman.

>>19866976
Is /lit/ composed of upper class white kids?

>>19867194
Does boomer lady love German lit that much? Anyway any German lit chart that includes all these works?

>>19876725
I don't know about the whole /lit/ but i am a pajeet in india from a middle class family.....pretty much equal to a nigger in USA with welfare check

>>19876883
>>19876883
I'm Indian too but the equivalent of what you would consider an "upper class white kid".
>Is all of /lit merely pajeets larping?

>/lit/ is actually where pajeets go to to improve their English before returning to their day job of scamming people over tech support

>>19868741
lmoa

>>19871073
>everyone agree
Not me. You jelly that you can't not take life seriously?

>>19872006
Mine is the reply to the post about Edith Wharton's narration of Henry James and her going on a drive.
>>19867477
The original gigachad
>>19876883
Go study and get rich then faggot, that still works in India
>>19877044
extremely original joke pajeet BTFOd

Can someone post the one with all the famous authors (with their flaws comically included) making fun of the viewer for not being a successful author yet

>>19871002
Add Emojis and this is a text from a 12 yr old.

>>19876097
you are a fucking retard who should fuck off back to wherever you came from, subhuman reject.