/lit/ - Literature

>>19863222
Back to /tv/ fag

you're spamming this shit here, as well?
get a life

>>19863235
>>19863243
t. globohomo slime

>>19863318
Obsessed

>>19863555
obsessed with what?

>>19863318
He's right, go back to /tv/. Unless you want to discuss the books then the show is irrelevant to this board

>>19863222
Is that a negro? kek fucking Anglos

>>19863222
I love BBC, every white woman i see in public I imagine them getting fucked by some big Black cock. It makes my so horny.

Read Marx

>>19863570
Its directly related to an adaption of a much loved /lit/ trilogy. Get out of this thread if you don't like it.

>>19863577
You're still here?

>>19863580
but it's more /tv/ related than /lit/ related, so why don't you pack it up and take it to /tv/ faggot

>>19863222
is this based on silmarillion or something or is it just fan fiction?

>>19863569
The juice.

>>19863580
Its not an adaptation of LoTR you dumb fuck.

>>19863580
It’s not an adaptation though, it’s an original series based to some degree or another on a collection of literary works that may or may not even be considered a “book” let alone a series of them. If you wanna talk about the silmarillion or children of Hurin or whatever make a post about them.

>>19863580
>an adaption of a much loved /lit/ trilogy.

Actually it isn't, and this board as a rule against fanfiction discussions.

>>19863235
>>19863243
>>19863555
>>19863570
First they came for my media, and I said nothing, then they came for my literature, and I said nothing...

>>19863651
>>19863667
>>19863697
Why are you saying an adaptation is not an adaptation? Is it a meme?

>>19863747
What is it adapting?

>>19863752
Lord of the Rings

>>19863723
You don’t own media or literature. You don’t own Lotr, it’s not up to you who gets cast in the show, they didn’t ask you because they don’t care. Just don’t watch it, why you have to be mad?

>>19863758
Its literally adapting 30 pages from the Silm and Appendices, its about the second age of middle earth, its about Numenor who's is a colonial power sailing to other realms, and it's about Sauron and celebrimbor forging the rings of power. It has jack shit to do with the actual trilogy, at least do *some* research before you concern post. No one gives a fuck about your /pol/ theories faggot.

>>19863758
Okay but it’s not. Those have already been adapted, this is set like 2000 years before Lotr, so what is it actually based on?

>>19863759
Since its based on European mythology in a way I do own it. And misusing it would be appropriation. OP's pic is like me dressing up as an Indian for halloween.

>>19863222
/tv/ must be a shitshow I'm going to go investigate

>>19863771
>Its literally adapting

>Since its based on European mythology in a way I do own it
HAHHAHAHA

It's not an accident that this is the promotional image for the show, and the obvious motivation and intention behind it is what I'm opposed to. They are trying to monetize controversy rather than attempt to produce something genuine and meaningful. It's slimy and disingenuous.

>>19863788
>ITS ADAPTING THE LOTR THEY'RE PUTTING NIGGERS IN MY EPIC FANTASY WORK
>Its not adapting the LOTR its adapt--
>YOU SAID ADAPTING YOU SAID ADAPTING FUCKING NIGGERS FUCKING GOYS THEY DID IT AGAIN
Shut up. You didn't even know what the show was talking about or what I was saying.

>>19863780
It’s based on made up mythology. Also you don’t own your cultures mythology, especially since “European” embodies literally hundreds of religions (none of which are in LOTR btw) and you’re (probably) American.

>>19863798
Meds

Kek

>>19863800
pilpul garbage

>>19863222
Mooods!

>>19863796
Why can't it be both? (not that I necessarily think it is, but your reasoning is not stringent)

>>19863747
Its fan fiction.

>>19863824
What does this made up word mean? I can’t keep up

>>19863828
Its amazon.. Have the ever produced something genuine and meaningful?

>>19863846
>made up
>made up
Apparently everything is made up and completely unsourced to you. Except your arguments which rest on the most solid of foundations.

>>19863856
Oooh it means nitpicking my bad. Congrats on your advanced vocab. Also Lotr is undeniably made up mythology so the idea that you get to claim ownership over it just because you’re white is laughable and my original argument wasn’t hair-splitting it was a contradiction to what was probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard anyone say

>>19863796
Amazon, just like any major media enterprise, has little interest in different/unique: it is aimed now at making sure a thing is maximized to all corners.

In that regard, it has no soul; no integrity beyond profit.

>>19863318
hang yourself repugnant newfag
/pol/shit and sometimes film discussion goes to /tv/

>>19863880
This isn't about profit. This is about propaganda. People still haven't caught on after things like female ghostbusters flop and yet they keep making all this bullshit. They're gonna shove it down our throats and everytime, a slightly higher percentage of the normies will like it, as the frog climatizes to his new temperature. This will still appeal to most non-whites who eat up globohomo shit like candy, and masochistic white liberals as well. White people will become less and less of the population through immigration and we will make up less and less of culture and media eventually as well, until we are reduced to nothing but an old myth in the history books where some Jewish-mulatto professor will rant and rave to the kids about how bad we were

>>19863900
What about this is propaganda?

>>19863913
Blatant cultural appropriation. Taking European staples like Tolkien's LOTR which is the most obvious example of European allegory, and basically shutting Europeans out of their own culture. They love to claim White people have no culture, but every example of culture that we have, they come for and look to subvert it, destroy it, or at least retell it in such a way that it is not ours anymore. This isn't about profits. This is pure Jewish spite. You don't have to be a /pol/ack to realize this

>>19863924
Okay but... you are aware this isn't LOTR? That the show takes place in what is literally africa and asia? That Tolkien describes the empires having trading and is explicitly about colonization?? Harad and Run will feature heavily. Nothing about that is "globohomo propaganda" to shut white people out from their culture.

>>19863924
Who cares you stupid ass nigger? Would you even know about this if you weren’t an always-online? If you turned off your computer and phone and actually i don’t know spent time reading, then you wouldn’t know about any of this horse shit and be better off for it

>>19863900
No this is decidedly about profit. Female ghostbusters was too, it was just a misfire and this probably will be too. See the reason 4chan rage is so impotent is because people like you (and me I guess) make up a small enough market sector that you don’t matter to corporations who produce entertainment. They know that if they throw coloreds in most white people will still watch it but an all white cast is just asking for a boycott. Personally I don’t think black people belong in lotr, but it’s a fantasy series what honest justification can you give for actively keeping them out besides just admitting that you’re racist? I’m not gonna watch it and neither should you but don’t let your hate consume you, it’s gonna eat you from the inside out

>>19863900
I have yet to have someone rationally explain to me the purpose of white genocide. Why are jews doing this again? What's the endgame? Just basic power?

>>19863959
Shalom

>>19863953
>the show takes place in what is literally africa and asia
hence it's propaganda, they didn't need to make it about a nigger country

>>19863924
>cultural appropriation
Lotr is not your culture, it’s just a book

>>19863222
LOTR is for fags.

>>19863971
They didn’t need to make it at all and yet it exists

>>19863970
Kikes want to rot your brain with zogflix and social media. I tell you that you should ignore these things and consume better entertainment (what board is this again?). I get called a kike. You’ll come to see eventually when you grow up a little bit more and stop being obsessed with liberal society

>>19863966
lord of the rings wasn't an all white cast dude, did you forget about the orcs?

>>19863971
Its.. literally from Tolkiens works anon, I don't know what else to tell you:

>"There were, however, dwarves on the road in unusual numbers. The ancient East-West road ran through the Shire to its end at the Gray Havens, and dwarves had always used it on their way to their mines in the Blue Mountains. They were the hobbits' chief source of news from distant parts - if they wanted any: as a rule dwarves said little and hobbits wanted no more. But now Frodo often met strange Dwarves of far countries, seeking refuges in the West. They were troubled, and some spoke in whispers of the Enemy and the Land of Mordor."
From the Fellowship of the Ring, even Tolkiens Dwarves were black.

Well anything is better than that 60fps bullshit

>>19863971
>africa
>asia
>country
This is why no one takes chuds opinions seriously. You haven't even read Tolkiens works shut up /pol/tard.

>>19863996
>hehehehehehehe
Most of the orcs are played by white people and Pacific Islanders, R-tard

>>19863222
Is this the vindication Prof Mathew Harris was calling out for?

>>19863998
None of these even remotely means they were nigs.

>>19863222
nobody cares

They really just can't help themselves. Everyone has got to be black.

>>19864009
Yes anon, the dwarves that came and settled from far away places (Harad and Rhun) were most definitely white hehe, there's no way Tolkien wrote about other continents in his actual works... like the fact that the empire this show is about colonized Harad, and brought over loads of people? Haha nope this is white genocide

You have never read Tolkien, he isn't yours. You don't have a comeback. Shut up.

>>19863813
>not watching a single tv series = boycotting
so this is the power of trad chads...

>>19863924
>Blatant cultural appropriation
glow harder

>>19863959
I've been reading all day, once I got done with my class work for some Uni classes I'm in. Yesterday I went to my job after I got done with my classes. I live a well balanced life and people like you can't stand the thought that there are normal, well adjusted people out there that take issue with the destruction of European people and our nations, the retelling of our history and the appropriation of our lore. It's disrespectful. I would not wish this treatment on any other group of people, and if anyone else was experiencing it I wouldn't blame them in the slightest for taking issue with it
>>19863966
>keeping them out
No, you didn't look at the cast. The only people they are keeping out is us lmfao I feel like I'm trying to describe things to blind people right now. Is there no literary equivalent of "They live" because I can't take the sunglasses off right now, and no one else it appears has ever put them on. This isn't about hate. I hate no one. I, however, am hated
>>19863972
Literally is though
>>19863968
Historical revenge for pass transgressions dating back millennia. Look throughout history and it's really only ever been Europeans that have ever threatened their power. Even look now at how literally other demographic eats up this globohomo neoliberal bullshit. There's only one group of people that have any resistance to it (fading resistance, but we've been targeted with propaganda the hardest for the most generations). End game is the erasure of all racial differences, until we no longer have any identity anymore. There will be no more countries, races, religions, cultures, histories, identities or anything at all that anyone on Earth can identify with. Then culture will be reduced to meaningless capitalist consumption to be commodified. You will have no pride in thousands of years of history, you will simply be a "pepsi or a coke" kind of guy.

>>19864022
>glow harder
Overused meme that doesn't even apply here

>>19863222
>ohh noez amazon did a modern media
Okay. Everyone expected this. Why waste your time talking about it?

>>19864020
Not being 'white' doesn't necessarily mean they were niggers. And I'm not the autist claiming Tolkien.

>>19864023
>I live a well balanced life and people like you can't stand the thought that there are normal, well adjusted people out there that take issue with the destruction of European people and our nations, the retelling of our history and the appropriation of our lore. It's disrespectful.
Yes I understand this. Contrary to what you might thing I also try to live a balanced life. So I ask, what are you going to do about it? Are you going to personally get Amazon and the rest of the entertainment industry to suddenly become nationalists? The European is in a twilight age, and all you can do is try to be the best man possible, and directly inspire those close to you. Complaining about niggers ad naseum on 4chan is not only pointless but also boring.

>>19863222
funny how people complain this isn't literature and shouldn't be here yet its the most active thread on the board

>>19864041
The show had Asians and polynesians and other ethnicity cast.

What the fuck is your guys problem, other cultures that are explicitly none white exist in Tolkiens works??? The show is in part, about thsoe cultures? Where is the european erasure?

Reminder that the only response to things like this show is to make fun of it. Humor is the only weapon you have. Bitching and moaning ‘NOOOO MY EUROPEAN CULTURE. It should be all white people!!’ Just makes you sound like a faggot highscruler that just took le redpill.

>>19864051
>all you can do is try to be the best man possible
This is what I do and I'm quite satisfied with the direction my life is going these days.
>Complaining about niggers ad naseum on 4chan is not only pointless but also boring
I don't blame you for making this assumption as many on this site do this, even people I know personally. I however spend almost no time thinking about this or even really following politics anymore. I'm getting on with my life. That doesn't mean however, that I forfeit the right to complain when I see some bullshit. I have the right to complain when I see fit, and at the very least call it out for what it is. They can take almost everything from me, but I will always be free in my thoughts and free in my words, and I will at least have that to the day that I die

>here's your gandalf bro

>>19864070
Well, fair enough

>>19864023
They don’t know you exist, they don’t care. They just want money and the only power you have is to not give it to them. And no, LotR isn’t your culture like I said it’s just a book. It doesn’t belong to you or me or anybody. Idk if Tolkien would want black people in his stories but his family doesn’t seem to give a shit. Go back to your well balanced life, go back to /pol/, go back to /tv/, just go. If you wanna talk about lotr talk about the books, if you wanna talk about the show go do it in one of the 50 /tv/ threads that are all parroting your opinion 10x per minute

>>19864083
Are you upset that we are not enthusiastic?

>>19864089
It’s that we live a faggot nigger worshipping tranny empire so things like this show are simply a matter of course, so many people myself included don’t understand why the same things need to be said everytime

>>19864105
Fair enough, though you could simply go to another thread. At least for this one day it seems acceptable for /lit/ to be upset as well as /tv/ considering the literary legacy the entire LOTR franchise is attached to

>>19864089
I’m not watching it either, I’m annoyed that the worst board is leaking onto here

>>19864119
At the end of the day, even if the actors were all 100% aryan, it’s not like whatever faggots that are working on this over at Amazog can write anyway

>>19864022
Yes? Not engaging with a product is boycotting

>>19864023
>historical revenge
I think more they just want your money. And not in a conspiracy way, just in the way that they like money like the rest of us (only a bit more) and are really good at making it

>>19864134
Speaking of which, a really good show or movie could be made amount Numenor, which is one if my favorite parts about the history of Middle Earth. But that would require talented writers with a passion for Tolkein’s work, as Jackson was with the original movies.

Tolkien can go. He's not important. I am collecting a library of Russian literature for when the lights will go out.

haven't you heard of second bucket anon? it goes between first bucket and noon watermelon.

>>19863966
>what honest justification can you give for actively keeping them out
it's northern european fantasy and no.black people are mentioned in the original work. it's not racist to have white people only in the cast. it's completely OK to be white and not feel guilty if everyone around you at any given moment is white. the only racists are black people and sjws and of course, Jews

>>19864174
Now go tell that to Amazon and the journalists that would surely have a field day if the cast was all white, i’m sure they’ll change their minds

>>19864065
It's not about there being non-whites. It's about the overrepresentation of niggers in media.
After Jews, niggers are the most overrepresented ethnicity in American media. Hispanics and Asians being the most underrepresented. As for the show in question, they will overrepresent the shit out of niggers and will underrepresent the Middle Eastern-like peoples in the world. Mark my words.

>>19864174
I agree with you, but the people making this show aren’t doing it out of a pure desire to bring Tolkien’s more obscure ideas to the screen in a beautiful and faithful adaptation, it’s just a cash grab by a megacorp. They don’t care about you or the nigs or the Asians or anyone, all they want is money and they make choices based on what will make or lose money. Right now an all white cast in a major fantasy series is a death sentence

>>19864184
Personally I boycott everything with the slightest hint of blackwashing and other pozzery. I don't pirate it, I do not talk about it unless there's already a discussion going. I wish more people completely filtered this shit. Most people just endure and consoom anyway.

>>19863571
Yeah, gucking stupid anglos writing the lord of the rings only for it to be ruined by (((hollywood))), what were they thinking?

>>19863966
>I’m not gonna watch it and neither should you but don’t let your hate consume you, it’s gonna eat you from the inside out
Insert George Lincoln Rockwell quote here

>>19863222
>Yo nigga this is yo boy Legolas, kno whadim sayin?
>shit bitch, I just shot a moffucking troll in the mouf wif my bow n arroah
>da fuck u sayin bitch? Dat nigga Saruman got my homie Gandalf locked in one of dem towahs?
>Gandalf is a good boy and didn't do nothing except goin to da shire meet dem midgets
>hook a boy up wif dat ring man that shit is dope I hear you see an eye and be indivisible n shit

>>19864023

he’s right and I hate it

>>19863222
Don't watch talmudvision, don't care.

>>19863759
>You don't own nothin goyim, you aren't allowed to have opinions!
Neck yourself

>Hobbits have no beards. There is little or no magic about them, except the ordinary everyday sort which allows them to disappear quietly and quickly when large stupid folk like you and me come blundering along, making a noise like elephants which they can hear a mile off. They are inclined to be fat in the stomach; they dress in bright colours (chiefly green and yellow); wear no shoes, because their feet grow naturally leathery soles and thick warm brown hair like the stuff on their heads (which is curly); have long clever brown fingers, good-natured faces, and laugh deep fruity laughs (especially after dinner, which they have twice a day when they can get it). Now you know enough to go on with.
Hobbits have brown skin and hair, seethe

>>19863998
Is there any suggestion in the book that these dwarves differ in appearance? As I understand Tolkien's little creation logic, the first group of dwarves were forged by a single blacksmith-archetype deity so that would suggest that they are uniform in appearance/material and are one 'race'.
The elves and men differ in this regard with their creation, although beyond the contents of the work, the semantics of 'elves' as a race of beings in the European folklore Tolkien was drawing from would lead one to believe that they would be very 'white', probably paler than Europeans, and (while as I said this is not explained in the material) I really think that you are disingenuous if you contend this.
If they introduce 'racial' diversity into the show, they really ought to do it the way Game of Thrones did so with their series, with perfectly reasonable explanations (characters coming from lands which are clearly based on Arabic/African culture) which seems to be possible with the other lands Tolkien sets out.

As long as it isn't a naked Amazon Corp. (copyright) ham-fisted attempt at randomly having 'black' and 'white' cast arbitrarily presented as being of the exact same group with no appreciation for cultural complexities, it should be fine. So it will depend on the creative calibre of the people writing it, about whom I know nothing because I don't keep up with TV and probably won't be watching the series as the only show I ever watch is random episodes of Star Trek The Next Generation on repeat

>>19865954
It's just something the showmakers came up with, Tolkien's dwarves are a zealously endogamous, almost incestuous race. designed for subterranean living, it would be absolutely nonsensical from an evolutionary perspective for black dwarves to exist in cavernous domains with little to no light, the dwarves would as humanoids would have been naturally selected vto be very pale, if not translucent and tending towards bioluminescence.

>>19865092
It says brown fingers anon

>>19863222
>>19863318
Not /lit/. Fuck off, you deranged troglodyte.

>>19863222
>oh noes they put le brown people in my heckin modern media how will I ever survive!!!!
Fuck off, if you haven't removed yourself from modern society and its products until this point then you deserve every bit of torture you expose yourself to.

>>19863800
do Japanese own Japanese mythology?

>>19863966
He doesn't know how Blackrock bucks work

>>19863800
>It’s based on made up mythology.
Made up mythology which was explicitly supposed to be a mythology for England, an Enlgish mythology to match the Norse and Celtic. Tolkien was clear about this. There's no place for groids in that.

God I hate jannies. Actual lit threads get deleted but a fucking TV series is oknp.

>>19864020
>haha spaniards and south french not white at all :D nignogs they are
Retard.

>>19864077
Ayo lord of the bling fr fr no cap on god

>>19864203
Oh well, times will change again.

>>19864023
Saved.

>>19866022
Tone down the racism ok buddy. It's okay to be white.

>>19866166
This.

>>19865954
>As long as it isn't a naked Amazon Corp. (copyright) ham-fisted attempt at randomly having 'black' and 'white' cast arbitrarily presented as being of the exact same group with no appreciation for cultural complexities, it should be fine.
Which is another way of saying, the show is fucked.

>>19863871
Leave

>>19866208
Whiteness is a cultural fetishism not an empirical truth

>>19864023
I'm a Jewy Jew and I'm loling @ you

>>19863968
>I have yet to have someone rationally explain to me the purpose of white genocide. Why are jews doing this again? What's the endgame? Just basic power?
Yeah, why would they try to prevent the possibility of another holocaust?

>>19863222
The Haradrim and Southrons were described as dark skinned and more asian looking with darker skin. Ghan Bûri Ghan's people were also described as darker skinned. Whereas the Gondorian and Arnorian (including Nûmenoreans) were more fair and "European" looking.

The Haradrim were described as "Swarthy" with brown. There were damn Elephants in LOTR. Quit the tantrum.

>>19864023
You have been brainwashed. I'm sorry because you're obviously intelligent.

>Write honest work in 2022
>This means having a miserable shitty day job that sucks your will to live dry and also toiling on cancer social media so people know your work exists
>Worst case scenario assuming it's genre (because everything else is just scat fiction and tranny politics, basically the literary version of modernist art):
>consumerniggers download it and don't even say thanks because in their nigger mind you're some kind of free vending machine
>But they'll pay a 3rd world pornonigger to draw your characters taking it in the ass maybe
>Die
>Best case scenario,
>Die broke as above (honest work won't make you any money at this point)
>Consumerniggers rape your work as above
>Carrion-eating pornoniggers make it so popular with gangrape commissions by consumerniggers that it goes "viral" and a corp buys it and rapes it further with trannies and niggers
>Die
>A few years later people disown you from your work because you were straight and white which is a crime
I cannot wait to give my creations to the world bros this feels so rewarding

>>19866323
touch grass

>>19866323
Backlash is coming. Create whatever you want.

>succesion
>demon slayer

besides this, nothing good has been made in the race to the bottom content wars. just stop paying attention

>>19866208
>le snarky ironic poltard comment
kys you off topic posting cretin

where are the jannies?

>giving a single solitary fuck about the casting choices in some shitty adaptation of some shitty anglo fantasy novel

>>19866429
>anglo

>>19866355
>Backlash is coming.
lmao things will only get worse

>>19866440
t. Anglo

>>19866429
Wait until they grow out of fantasy and start going to the theatre like adults

>>19863953
>That the show takes place in what is literally africa and asia?
No it doesn't. What are you basing this on? It's about Numenor mostly.
>Harad and Run will feature heavily.
Again, based on what????

Lawd Dem Rangs! Aw shit! We wuz dem elfs, nigga. We wuz dem nazgul, n shit.

>>19866309
the show isn't about the haradrum or southrons though you muppet

>>19866530
>>19866562
You faggots are chomping bait. Can you really not tell that posts like 19863998 are trolls?

>>19864067
This. All the arguments make you sound retarded. Just laugh.

>>19864022
I'm not watching it because live action adaptations are shit, pretty much all of them are shit.

>>19864151
>dude le heckin russians are so le cool and sad its so epic
we are not cool stop thinking like this

>>19863222
I'm funding these fucks with my primegoy thing. My only regular service paiement besides phone/internet.
Why can't I get next day delivery without the cuckoldry?

>>19863723
>be me, living in the dystopian hellscape of 2×(1007+4)
>the evil SJW Jewish homosexuals have put the blacks in Tolkien's mythology, the White Man's final bastion
>read it on the twitter, have not stopped shaking since
>at least I still have the books
>during my 4h drive home something starts to feel amiss. I'm panicky, nervous.
>rush home, even forget to tip my wife as she kisses me hello
>run up the stairs to the attic
>open the dusty half-full box marked "books"
>after tossing away pristine, unopened copies of Ulysses and Moby Dick, I finally find it
>The Lord of the Rings, by Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien
>I open it to a random page
>"But how he finna know dat?" asked BLACK Frodo.
>"His name, BLACK Bilbo's dummass told that nigga Gollum;"
>They got my books. They got them.
>I weep

Mods do your fucking job

>>19866818
fucking kek

>>19863222

>>19866899
>Enoch Powell
Lel

Gentlemen I must confess I posess a certain 'fatigue', the nature of which is impolite to speak of in public circles, that prevents me from enaging with a many number of outputs of what would once be termed 'creative works', but to which my undeserving self cannot see the creativity. What is professed to be progress, appears to my unassuming eye to be malice, and my only recourse is silence in the face of an overwhelming conensus of silence. Gentlemen I do believe the public discourse is dead.

>>19865092
That means tanned, not black/nigger.

>>19866022
black*

>>19866309
Dark skin =/= nigger skin

>>19866936
Sneakers fatigue, am I close?

>>19866808
>paiement
Aren't you going to get cucked out of free next day delivery anyway, Froganon? Heard there was a new law brewing forbidding free delivery in France.

>>19866808
>Why can't I get next day delivery without the cuckoldry?
It's probably part of the payment. I no longer subscribe to Prime and avoid Amazon as much as I can, and I get shit delivered as cheaply as possible when I have to. I never made many orders so this is completely irrelevant (not that any one customer would matter) but fuck this company. No longer getting e-books either. I buy less in general.

Is it known who will the black characters represent? If they are supposed to be a different race, unmentioned in the books, it can still be somehow justified, even though it's blatantly changing the source material. However, if they make them to be black hobbits, elves, Gondorians or whatever, than it just seems like an in-your-face BLACKED moment, purposefully appropriating whitey's favorite franchise. The way these promo images are looking, it seems to be leaning to the latter option, because they don't seem to have any other purpose than saying: Yas mothafuckas there's black folk in this one

>>19867586
It's 100% going to be elves. It's exactly a BLACKED moment. They'll make Galadriel as pale and petite as possible and Celeborn the darkest nigger there is with the flattest, widest nigger nose there is and the most niggerly lips, and he will fuck her on screen while howling like a nigger. No, wait, no, Celeborn will have to be a regular elf, they'll introduce another elf specifically to be Galadriel's bull for maximum cuck. If you don't like this you're rayciss

I think the show also has a lot of sex and nudity. Interracial sex probably.

>>19866808
>>19867541
Tbh I never saw the point of paying for next day delivery anyway, free standard shipping arrives in 3-4 days. How the fuck do you need a book faster than that? If it ever came up I'd just order that one with paid premium shipping, guarantee that would be cheaper than maintaining Prime.

>>19866166
Mythology isn't made up it's real. LOTR is literally made up.

>>19864089
I'm upset that you're spamming the boards with your discontent for this show instead of just ignoring it.

>>19867057
So they're basically stout pygmy Armenians and Turks?

I simply do not watch television. It does not concern me. If you watch anything you're a moron. Just read.

>>19863222

>>19866022
>>19868575
This also why the fuck is this thread still up

>>19863924
It’s pretty obvious whitoids have no culture though, which is why the greatest representation of euroshit culture to you seem to be some fantasy book written only a century ago by a devout christoid.

It’s funny cause Tolkien wrote LOTR because the English had no mythology of their own. The creation of LOTR is an actual admission of the lack of culture.

>>19869520
The Brits had no mythology save for the Arthurian legend and the Celtic mythology, and Scandinavian myths native to that part of the population that was of viking descent.

>>19867624
That's hot af ngl

>>19869570
I want to explode your head with my bare hands like in that game of thrones scene

I thought crying about blacks existing in fantasy was just a meme; are people actually unironically mad about this? The show is going to suck ass but it won't be because a few characters have darker skin than you imagined.

>>19869957
yes, they are psychologically triggered because of their self-identification with The Lord of the Rings books. Lol

>>19869957
Blacks in fantasy is like paying for a hard earned vacation to a tropical beach to relax but right next to you there's an obese woman on a wheelchair who gets slowly pushed by her redneck relatives into the clear blue water you were eager to bathe in but as they put on Smash Mouth extremely loud on a boombox she shits herself, turning it all brown before your eyes. That's how I feel about minorities in fantasy.

The level of pilpul defenders of this garbage are having to employ is hilarious. Black hobbits? Really? Come off it you retards

>noo muh heckin talmudvision on muh jew box!!!
Don't care didn't ask >>>/tv/

>>19863222
This isn't a profit thing as many "based" leftists would have it--it's pure demoralisation. The only way you should engage with this sort of thing is through ridicule.

>>19864023
Endgame is transhumanism and the satanic AI hivemind agenda.
You vill take ze chip and you vill live in ze metaverse™
https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=54&v=UmQNA0HL1pw&feature=youtu.be

>>19869957
>The show is going to suck ass but it won't be because a few characters have darker skin than you imagined.
That's precisely why it'll suck. The presence of nigger hobbits is proof that the show is beholden to progressive fashions rather than a desire to represent the source material faithfully.

>>19870263
Forgot to mention that it will be a mass counter-initiation and it is intended as such.

>>19863569
B

>>19869996
kek
imagery/8

>>19863222
I'm so glad I don't watch TV. I'm going to reread LoTR this year and imagine all the charaters as white (except the orcs, who are dark skinned monsters).

Can lefties stop defending massive cooperation for one second? Or are they even incapable of that?

I'll wait until some mad lad edits all the episodes to bleach the skin of the darkies and then uploads it to piratebay.

>>19870287
>Can lefties stop defending massive cooperation for one second?
Thats a big thing to ask, anon.

>>19870305
>bleach the skin of the darkies
They'd also have to redub the lines. I can't listen to Gandalf speak if he's smackin' his lips every other word.

>>19870281
Based lmao

>>19870287
Leftists actually like this stuff. Just look at this thread: you'll see them admit the show will suck, but not for the anti-white ideology animating it--that's completely fair game.

>>19870287
>cooperation
Did you actually mean cooperation? Not corruption, for example? Or cooptation?

>>19863222
We wuz elves n sheiit

>>19870340
How is having black characters anti-white ideology?