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Ponticus, you only fuck your fist.
That complaisant left hand is your sole mistress.

No big deal, you say?
Believe me pal, it’s a major crime—
More than you can imagine.

Horatius fucked just once, and sired three sons;
Mars did the same, and Ilia bore twins.
If either guy had jerked off in his hand,
Down the drain with natural increase!

Mother Nature is displeased. She chides you:
“The sticky stuff that’s dripping from your fingers
Is a human being, Ponticus.”

Martial, epigram IX.41

>> No.19840350

So pro-life men are hypocrites if they jack off?

>> No.19840356

Mother nature doesn't give a shit

>> No.19840364

>>19840342
Gametes are not human beings. Ancients are not right just because they're ancients .

>> No.19840404

>>19840364
>Ancients are not right just because they're ancients .
who said they were?

>> No.19840423

>Masturbation is.... LE BAD!

I'm so sick of this childish bullshit

>> No.19840428

>>19840404
Most religious people

>> No.19840448

>>19840428
but that's not true

>> No.19840452

>>19840342
Post the original Latin

>> No.19840454

>>19840428
No, most of the tradlarpers on /lit/ will happily argue that Martial was actually a mudhut snownigger because he wasn't a post-lutheran neo-orthodox episcopalian sedevacantist.

>> No.19840463

>>19840452
Pontice, quod numquam futuis, sed paelice laeva
uteris et Veneri servit amica manus,
hoc nihil esse putas? scelus est, mihi crede, sed ingens,
quantum vix animo concipis ipse tuo.
nempe semel futuit, generaret Horatius ut tres; Mars semel, ut geminos Ilia casta daret.
omnia perdiderat si masturbatus uterque
mandasset manibus gaudia foeda suis.
ipsam crede tibi naturam dicere rerum:
'Istud quod digitis, Pontice, perdis, homo est.

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>>19840452
Found it and nowhere it says nature is displeased.
Imo he's just making fun of him, not saying it is a sin or something contra naturam

>> No.19840482

>>19840342
Martial liked boys

>> No.19840508

>>19840342
good thing i started watching porn again because i saw a whore tonight who blew my mind
but i'm going to stop for health reasons so i have more energy to have sex and take care of my body

>> No.19840535

>>19840342

then give me a vagina for putting the cummies in

>> No.19840551

nature mate, I dont care where the sticky stuff ends up. My job is to simply get it out there. If its in a fist, a cleenex or a womans holes doesn’t really seem to be my departments concerns. If you do, then be a dear and provide the right orifices.

Now, back to that anime and pornography

>> No.19840615

>>19840448
>>19840454
Jesus was an ancient. Cope.

>> No.19840696

>>19840342
Based. Masturbating is for the weak.

>> No.19840712

>>19840342
>No big deal, you say?
>Believe me pal, it’s a major crime
What fucking translation is this?

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19840716

>>19840615
>Jesus was right because he was an ancient

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>>19840342
>>19840350
>“The sticky stuff that’s dripping from your fingers Is a human being, Ponticus.”
>So pro-life men are hypocrites if they jack off?
A sperm and egg cell each have 23 chromosomes. A healthy human being has 46, which form when the sperm fertilises the egg. A fertilised egg, zygote and foetus are demonstrably, provably human beings. A sperm cell however is just a sperm cell with the potential to fertilise an egg and create a human being.

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>>19840736
>>19840364
>>19840350


THIS IS WHY NOONE UNDERSTANDS POESY, NOR WRITES IT, ANYMORE: LACK OF POETICAL MIND.

DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT FIGURATION IS, OR METAPHOR? IT IS A POEM, NOT A MEDICAL, NOR BIOLOGICAL, ESSAY.

>> No.19840790

>>19840784
you would of course be an expert on this particular subject, cumgenius

>> No.19840812

>>19840784
King of Cum right here

>> No.19840834

>>19840784
>Coomers BTFO by genvs
Now this is a new low for coomers.

>> No.19840978

>>19840784
based cumgenius