/lit/ - Literature

>>19670584
No thank you

>>19670584
All garbage

>>19670584
Have a bit of respect for her, she is an amputee

>>19670584
How embarrassing, not a single non-fiction book in this stack.

>>19670605
ywnbaw

>>19670595
Hee hee

>>19670584
Strong urge to dust my shelves after looking at that pic

>>19670584
ugly feet

Cute cat. Rate mine.

>>19670876
Where's the tail?

>>19670890
In a landfill somewhere. He got hit by a car, I think.

>He had all of his teeth, a tail, and two whole ears when I first met him.

>>19670876
What did you do to this cat, demon?

>>19670895
I took care of him...

>>19670899
You put catnip on that toy, you filthy poser. Don't even try to deny it.

>>19670912
Nope. He doesn't react to catnip or laser pointers. It's terrible. I can't find another toy for him to play with since he liked that one so much but has since torn it up.

>>19670876
it's cute anon thank you for sharing

>>19670930
Thanks. :)

>>19670584

Facebook is for show-and-tell

Last one of my cat. This was shortly after his tail was amputated.

Happy New Year, /lit/!

His name is Turk though I often call him Turkey, Turkmenistan, Pavo, Guajolote(I don't know why there are two words for this).

>>19670584
nice mom

>>19670584
Cute pussy.
>>19670876
Cuter pussy.
> mine
Cutest pussy

>keeping all the books you complete
>not giving away, loaning and returning loaners to friends and family

>>19670893
You probably have toxoplasmosis for taking in a stray cat. Linked to depression.

>>19671197
Phhhooooaaaa what a qt3.14

I've been saying for years that there's plenty of pussy at my house, but I still can't get any tail. Nobody thinks it's funny except me.

>>19670584
Glad (you?) are reading but I would love to know why you ended up reading Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Eragon, and that Dan Brown series all in the same year. Were you just sleeping on them the whole time and not doing it or are you one of those "reread every year" people.

>>19670584
Do girls (male) really like pencil dick dildos?

>>19670895
While leafs usually have dogs to get fucked by them, catowners are of a different breed and usually fuck their cats

A tree had to die for this

>>19670876
He's gotta lotta character.

This guy just showed up at my house one day and didn't want to leave. He's a big guy.

>>19671363
He's very handsome.

>>19671355
desu not reading at all is better than this shit

>>19670584
Tranny

>>19670584
Came here for the bullying

>>19670584
Who is he?

>>19670876
I love him
He's a compressed fella

>>19671344
> Canadian cats cant kidnap you and keep you as their unwilling sextoy for multiple days.

>>19671235
Got me to kek

>>19670584
Something tells me that is all the books she has read for pleasure in her entire life

>>19670584
it's all YA, what the hell

>>19670890
>>19670876
>>19670893
>>19670895
it could be a manx cat, i had a black one like this as a kid. that doesn't explain what happened to his ear though

>>19671746
His ear was notched because he was an outdoor cat. It's a thing so that people will know they've been vaccinated and spayed/neutered. You know, for catch and release and all that.

He's not a manx, though. He had a tail and I had it amputated because there were severed nerves in it and he could no longer move it. It was a pretty bad injury. Thankfully he's *mostly* healthy now. :)

>>19671883

>>19670584
Are those actually wall-mounted light sabers?

>>19671883
STOP AVATARPOSTING STOP STOP STOP IF I EVER SEE YOUR FUCKING GOBLIN I'M GOING TO PUNT IT INTO THE FREEWAY FUCKING STOP AVATAR POSTING

>>19671979
Happy New Year to you too! :^)

This thread on Lebbit is really something. When a comment pointed almost everything in the stack is YA shlock and it wouldn't hurt to read a classic or two, she proudly declared she'll never apologize for rereading the entire Harry Potter every year and that Lord of the Flies and The Three Musketeers are indeed classics. Universal literacy was a mistake.

>>19670899
Nice carpet.

>>19670584
if you are going to post yourself on the internet at least don't be ugly. I am much less racist and antisemitic than I used to be but ugly people are still so revolting to me that it's impossible to convince myself that they are human and all my genocidal instincts become impossible to suppress. I completely forget why murder is unethical and even if they are conscious why shouldn't we just kill all stupid and ugly people to make the world a paradise? If I were stupid and ugly I don't think I would be against dying to create a utopia on earth as long as all the other stupid and ugly people were guaranteed to die with me so that it would actually happen

>>19672038
Thanks!

>>19671344

Beastiality is illegal in Canada, retard.

planned to read 50 books, only got this far (plus Carlos García Gual's Epicuro which I haven't finished reading)

ITT
I am a proud cat mom !!1
I hope your pet shits on.your bed , animals are.disgusting