/lit/ - Literature

>>19631005
DAA-nanana-DAA-nanana-nanana

>>19631005
Is this the guy who likes dicks dipped in his cheerios?

>>19631005
He's got this oddly smug attitude even though his writing is only appreciated by kids. It feels like he thinks he's this generation's Hemingway but he's also too insecure to go full on narcissistic about it. Its like he's perpetually lying. He's just 'blegh'. I'm sure he's a nice person IRL though.

>>19631005
Weird face

>>19631005
probably personality expression
As if he wore all black and talked like snape /lit/ might gravitate more towards anything he says or maybe thats just me projecting

>>19631005
condescending intonations

>>19631005
reddit the person

>>19631005
Full of himself and thinks he is unironically the Socrates of the modern age. He writes books for e l e v e n year-olds which is fine but Jesus Christ as a person he is insufferable.

>>19631005
He gives me the fucking heebies. At a certain age a man being all peppy and happy just makes your skin crawl.

This is why.

>>19631005
He wrote shit like “Paper Towns”

>>19631220
Don't kid yourself, no leftists are good people irl

He said he likes big crummy dicks in his cheerios right

>>19631484
I'd read it.

>>19631005
because he's cringe but I appreciate his ambition to turn the youths onto more classic lit

>>19631220
Every untalented faggot scribbling on paper in corner of his flat considers himself this generation's hemingway. In age where everyone has been brought up getting the absolute retardness of "you are the special one" "you can be whatever you wish to be" since their crawled out of the vagina of another "special one, who could be anything she wanted" it is hardly surprising that narcissism and illusions of grandeur are present in majority of population.
t.this generation's hemingway

>>19631005
He’s only hated by insecure pseuds who know he is better than them in every way yet has the positive liberal personality they feel is the mark of their social inferiors

>>19632428
this

>>19632428
>>19632450

>>19632428
r*ddit

>>19631005
Because he's an idiot. His Ted talk was all about how YouTube and YouTubers are the future of education.

I read the first page of one of his and he used Komic Kapitals on the first page and I abandoned it

>>19632876
they are

>>19631310
He really does look like reddit. They should make his face the mascot instead of that weird mouse or whatever that is.

>>19632876
I mean he's not wrong. You might not like it, and I don't, but he's not wrong.
We aren't going back to having little 4-1 seminars with FR Leavis any time soon

>>19631005
Because he is everything that most of lit posters are not. A well accomplished author with a far reach of audience, a well shaped and masculine beard, timid but with a spi2e of curiosity gaze, a well fertilized hairline, a skin complexion as smooth as a woman's. And his is ass is a bit like a woman's ;P.


He has a qt loving gf that would LITERALLY give his life away for him. He has lots of friends. He is popular and well respected on Reddit. He has been successful in almost every endeavor he's done. I mean he's hated because he is basically the sweet apple that you can't be, so you'd rather say that being a sour grape is better.

If only he'd be my bf :X

>>19632988
I hope this is your last post before a rope cuts up the oxygen flow to your faggot lungs and strangles you to death.

>>19631484
Forgot the two gay friend sidekicks who act as comedic relief.

>>19633005
have sex

>>19632988
>he is popular and well respected on Reddit
kek it made me laugh

>>19631005
Something something 48 dicks in his wife's cereal idk he's a fag

>>19632336
Where does he get that many dicks?

What's that? You want to build a black ethno-statr in the middle of Antarctica? And call it "Infra-Borea"?

>>19633259
Count me in

>>19632428
that's not true, John. Nobody thinks about you that much