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I want to lose my virginity to Butterfly.
What do I need to read to achieve this by the end of 2022?

>> No.19389456

start with the vedas

>> No.19389461

>>19389451
Move to russia
Start preparing your asshole now
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a28688985/anal-training/

>> No.19389462

Epicurus

>> No.19389466
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>>19389451
Butterfly isn’t real, mate. I’m sorry.

>> No.19389467

Read Nietzsche and whatever jerkoff anarchist literature you can find.

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>>19389451
She is kinda a qt.

>> No.19389482

Sorry mate, I'm her boyfriend

>> No.19389509

>>19389451
You need a plane ticket to Brno, some anal lube and that's it

>> No.19389546

>>19389472
I wonder how old these photos were when she posted them lmao

>> No.19389567

>>19389451
she's kinda cute actually. been browsing this board for years and never really saw her that way. but now i think im starting to develop feelings. i would like to have passionate sex with butters until we both climax together.

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>> No.19389576

>>19389567
based butterbro

>> No.19389578

>>19389569
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>VERIFICATION NOT REQUIRED

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>>19389451
>>19389472
>>19389567
Only Brits could find this attractive.

>> No.19389593

>>19389451
She's a granny now.

>> No.19389628

Reminder that she is now in her 40s and working in the "service industry" (she works in restaurants).

>> No.19389655

>>19389628
imagine recognising her in a resturant and you start bossing her about and she HAS to comply haha

>> No.19389680

>>19389655
imagine you're her friend and you also are a fan of literature and one day you stubble upon /lit/ for the first time only to learn that your friend is deranged

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>>19389578
I have the actual undoctored photo of where its dick is out (pic related).

>> No.19389747

you guys know she's a lesbian right?

>> No.19389761

>>19389747
she's just coping because she hasn't met me yet

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>>19389472
BOOBA

>> No.19389811

>>19389628
bro if you're in finance you work in the service industry. it's a pretty big category

>> No.19389814

>>19389587
sexo

>>19389747
And i'm a male lesbian, bigot

>> No.19389823

>>19389747
i can fix her

>> No.19389829

>>19389811
if someone is in finance they say they are in finance
the fact that she has refused to elaborate on "service industry" implies that its the restaurant industry as that is the only industry where people try to mask what they do.

>> No.19389836

>>19389451
Stirner, Epicurus, and Nietzsche

>> No.19389840

>>19389829

I don't know about "only" service industry...
I am not eager to tell people I bleach anuses for a living...

>> No.19389847

>>19389840
i suspect she works in an independent coffee shop because she seemingly has a lot of downtime to shitpost

>> No.19389872

>>19389847
but then she disappears for long periods of time. I'm telling you bros the likelihood of her working in the resto industry is very high

>> No.19389890

I knew this is where all these threads were ultimately heading

>> No.19389926

>>19389747
Lesbians don't exist.

>> No.19389952

>>19389926
This. Gays are faking it.
If you press any gay dude enough, he'll admit to looking at girls a certain way.
Gay women are just extremely weak, confused, or traumatized.

>> No.19389957

>>19389829
i think you're reading into your imaginary internet gf just a wee bit too much. maybe she drives cab

>> No.19389971

>>19389957
im just speculating based off of having many friends in that industry and having been a dishwasher myself.
we know one thing for sure tho, she is afraid to tell us what she actually does. all we know is its a blue collar job and its "the service industry"