/lit/ - Literature

So basically, the eternal midwit dilemma

>>19309271
I dont care about people. I like to watch the birds that eat bugs of my welcome mat everymoring through my blinds. I can get right next to them and they dont klnow i am there. they are so cute up close. today a little gang rolled up with red necks and stubby little beaks. I like to keep a light on at night so more bugs will collect near my door for the little birds to eat

Let us not forget
>aging rapidly
>wife not bearing him any children
>treats his inbred disgusting deformed mutts as children instead
Many such cases.

>>19309292
Based and ornithology-pilled.

>>19309271
I think you are failing to consider that knowledge has a genealogy. It starts small, and somewhere along the line there is a mutation, but sooner or later it evolves into a complete whole. I think in about ten years pewdiepie is going to have impressive philosophical insight.

>>19309292
forest-anon would be proud

>>19309302
He's going to die from the vaccine.

He's one of the unlucky ones that got a fever after taking it, which means he will die in a few years.

>>19309294
>aging rapidly
he looks good for a 32 year old

>>19309319

>>19309333
Tell me more

>>19309271
It sets a good example for zoomers, he doesn't need to be a deep thinker.

I'm more concerned that he thinks his career will be over if he and his wife have children. That's the vibe I get, anyway.

>read no book, only browse /lit/
>enlightened
I'm slowly turning into insufferable faggot and it has more to do with loneliness than shitposts

>>19309425
try birds

>>19309292
This is why I lurk

>>19309452
thx

>>19309383
No, better to take care of some inbred shitting/eating machines that contribute to nothing. Basically a baby but remains a baby for 10+ years.

>>19309372

>>19309292
you are wise
whenever people like OP rattle on and on about the bumbling about of some retard on the internet, I just don't care
when someone like you takes interest in the beautiful world around him and expresses it in earnest, my heart is captured and we are connected across time and space

>>19309292
You're a pseud faggot who thinks one day people will read about your fascination with birds and think how deep and quirky you were. I see right through your covert narcissism.

>>19309492
Are you 14 years old or just a virgin

>>19309489
>>19309492
The duality of /lit/

>>19309473
based trickster duck

>>19309271
Are you a jealous nigger OP he didn't preach about anything in his video like other fags and just talked about his problem with alcohol and nicotine addiction and how it was affecting him

>>19309292
Poor bugs

>>19309271
>starts talking like a complete redditor faggot
?

>>19309487
Cute

He's just teaching kids to read.

He peaked here.

>>19309492
got him
>>19309500
why aren't you watching birds?

>>19309688

>>19309333
two weeks

>>19309292
Blessed

>>19309292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5llmJQWCts

>>19309783
added to playlist

>>19309688

>>19309271
>Where was you when you realised books can unlock some people's potential while for others, makes them more retarded than before?
Pro tip: it's only the latter, all the time.
Including (You).

>>19309473
bamboozeled and outsmarted

>>19309292
how can a man be this based?

>>19309912
fat duck

>>19309271
https://youtu.be/FinMGtpTud0
>has over 100,000,000 subscribers
>can make videos on literally anything he wants
>decides to make a video teaching 13-year-olds about stoicism

that's pretty based if you ask me

>>19309271
This guy was always a midwit gatekeeper. He has a contract with Youtube and acts edgy as a distraction while he dances for Jews.

>>19310339
are you sure its not the other way around?

Stop samefagging >>19309814
>>19309487
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>>19309292
>9292>>19309299 >>19309319 >>19309464 >>19309489 >>19309492 >>19309575 >>19309777 >>19309783 >>19309912

>>19309292
Based thread derailer.

>>19309492
Aite nerd!

>>19309492

>>19309319
Who tf is that?

>>19310363
take ur meds

>>19310363
you're retarded

>>19310363
im not. I just like birds man

>>19309271
you are stupid and a faggot and nobody likes you IRL

>>19310442
Lurk more newfag

>>19310363
Stop fagging.

>>19310469
suck more of le rich jewtuber's cock. You probably like elon musk too you redditor faggot. I'd snap your wrists like some chopsticks if we ever got in a cage.

>>19309492
I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or not. There's some really fucked up people on the internet.

>>19309292
Based

>>19309492
based

>>19310339
what do you mean gatekeeper? people watch him for gaming videos and meme reviews...

Pewdiepie is funny.
It's disappointing that he got the vaccine though.

>>19310631
fuck that place looks beautiful, where is that?

>>19310928
Sicily

>>19309271
>tfw have no idea who this is
>tfw OP is some completely worthless human who does know this is
You are a monkey with an internet connection. If you had any sense you'd be too embarrassed to make this thread.

>>19309271
I'm so glad the world has been ruined and the future completely destroyed for faggot fuck zoomers. I'm so glad anyone and everyone who knows about e-celebs will be raped and starved to death within the next 30 years. I'm so glad, there is justice.

>>19309492
this. tired of these "heckin wholesome" simple living faggots shitting up the board thinking they're not as solipsistic as your average metropolitan city dweller

>>19311130
Post your fedora

>>19311154
i haven't worn one in over a year faggot

>>19309492
Based and notadeludedretardpilled

>>19309292
BASED
I
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>>19309271
>implying he actually read Nietzsche
Nietzsche is anti-reddit. That retard didn't read anything.

>>19309492
Very true

>>19309292
Based. /lit/ should be better than reddit-tier youtube.

>>19311306
*youtube gossip wut

>>19309292
>>19309319
>>19309372
>>19309487
>>19310474
Lmao glorious shit like this is why I still come here.

Reminds me of /lit/'s golden days before the angsty zoomer retards migrated here and tried turning it into an incel nihilist doomer board.

>>19311244
You don't think he is deluded by thinking anon is looking for some kind recognition in the future from one bird post on an anonymous basket weaving forum?

>>19311322
What are you talking about? This board is filled mostly with religious and romantic LARPers

>>19309492
>muh covert narcissism
Le epic psychological analysis and btfo of OP!!!1!1

>>19309292
>tfw you unconsciously whistle when focusing hard
>you suddenly realize that the tune you are whistling is the beautiful song of a house finch
>tfw you are reminded of your childhood home far away
>tfw the song still lives on inside of you

>>19309487
Obligatory commentary from the "Florecillas" of Saint Francis

>>19309492
Based. Put these faggots in their places.

>>19309292
Someone has taken the spinoza pill

>>19311665
wtf am I a Christian now?

>>19309292
One time I got stoned and watched a slug eat a little piece of tomato for a full 30 minutes

>>19309271

Tell me why this person is important to you and use qualifiers other than "he has an account on a free video website"

>>19311769
>spinoza
>He developed highly controversial ideas regarding the authenticity of the Hebrew Bible and the nature of the Divine. Jewish religious authorities issued a herem (חרם) against him, causing him to be effectively expelled and shunned by Jewish society at age 23, including by his own family.
damn, based

>>19311745
Your thread got derailed by a based bird lover.

>>19309292
reddit.

>>19311835
how is almost being killed and having your family abandon you based you retarded butt muncher

>>19309473
The tiger mangled the duck's corpse. Horrible.

>>19309292
I have no idea what you believe in, nor what your aspirations are; frankly, I don't care. Regardless, you're gonna make it anon (I should say OP at this point though).

>>19312277
because he stood steadfast by his ideas in the face of powerful institutions

>>19312277
He's denying jew?

>>19309271
The guy has always been a poser faggot, that's not going to change because you read some words.
I got sick of him after he donated to some leftist activist group despite repeatedly being attacked by the very same people.

this thread prompted me to check him out after a long time of not watching him and holy shit has his voice always been this grating

>>19312390
Pewdiepie has a pretty average voice. I don't like him but I think time is just leaving you more miserable and prone to being easily annoyed by trivial things.

>>19309271
It just means he started pretending. This left/lgbt thing is white supremacy to the degree that only the nazis would rival it.

Hey OP, keep in mind that kid figured out how to make about $50 million dollars with nothing but his charm, he has literally tens of millions of people interested in what he has to say, and married a gorgeous italian girl for love.

he is so far out of your league, he may as well be another species. i mean, if some alien observer from another galaxy were exploring earth and placed u next to pewds, he'd probably regard u as some kind of overgrown baboon or something

fuck birds

>>19309492
You can always tell.

>>19309627
>yuval noah harari
wasn't much of a peak was it

i know you are here pewds, while i dislike you, both as a person and as a youtuber, you did great job encouraging kids to read, so i still respect you

>>19313681
He has my respect as well (because of his earlier book reviews - otherwise I don't like him). But really Pewds? Lowering Nietzsche to self-help is kind of a shit move, even if well-intended.

>>19309292
Thread's saved
You're a good lad, you know that?

>>19309292
Wow that's just so heckin wholesome!!!!!

>>19310442
https://www.youtube.com/c/ForestAnon
this living legend. the best chanel on yt

>>19310953
the zoomers are they way they are because the world made them like that. it is like being angry at a dog for not knowing algebra, it just doesn't make sense

>>19314096
More like being angry at a dog for not being trained when you never trained it.

>>19310750
Yeah """people"""

>>19309886
kek.

>>19309292
why don't you get a bird feeder? winter is the best bird watching time and they need the calories

>>19310339
>>19312356
holy delusions
have some pride

>>19314799
fuck off felix, fuck right back off to reddit you faggot. you won't get sympathy here.

>>19314096
>>19314115
>it's not my fault, it's my parents'!
>it's not my parents' fault, it's their parents!
>ad infinitum
This is why you deserve your fate.

>>19311437
No it's filled with seething redditards like you who have never actually read a book and just jerk off, play video games and watch netflix all day.

>>19309292
Gay.

>>19311366
>in the future
What?
No I think he was trying to get that recognition just as he made the post.
Anonymity changes nothing, it feels good when I tell you nice things on here and it feels bad when I insult you.
You are like one of those people who can't fathom why anyone would lie on 4chan.

>>19315859
Its your fault for being bad at communicating your thougts and writing 'one day' which implies a time in the distant future.

>>19315908
I may be a retard, but I know fact from fiction right now.
It still feels good to be praised and bad to be insulted when you are receiving it anonymously. You cannot tell me you know for a fact that this is incorrect.
All that reading hasn't given you the illusion that you are clever has it?

>>19315960
I know exactly what you mean but that just isn't what you said. Also it does not feel bad to be insulted when I am anonymous and posting insincere thoughts. It's just a game fishing for you's. It's more subtle than just baiting.

>>19316054
>I know exactly what you mean but that just isn't what you said.
My first reply to you was with the pixel girl.
I'll assume you are talking about the "covert narcissism" guy and while he was not saying this, my post was not trying to parrot him. He really did say "one day people will read about your fascination with birds and think how deep and quirky you were", but do you really think he only meant it as some guy looking back at his posts in the past and thinking this. No, we have every reason to assume birdguy would want his positive attention fix immediately.
>Also it does not feel bad to be insulted when I am anonymous and posting insincere thoughts.
Maybe, but that's irrelevant. I could have omitted the "and it feels bad when I insult you." because all birdguy needs to lie about his fascination with birds on here is some praise so he feels good.

>>19309492
you'll never get it
i truly feel sorry for you

>>19309292
You may not care about people but they care about you. The important ones are taking advantage of faggots' apathy and within a decade you will be fighting those birds for ownership of who gets to eats those bugs.

>>19312477
>for love
Where the child, though?

>>19316238
No, I am going to kill myself within the next decade

>>19309627
It was hard enough to buy spring snow since its popular on /lit/, its almost impossible now

>>19316277
what kind of evil retard would bring a child into a world on the brink of environmental, social and cultural collapse?

>>19309292
You do care about people and that’s why you post on /lit/ with us. Stay litty!

>>19316864
2 more weeks

>>19316238
If you think humans will be eating bugs in 10 years then you are a melodramatic idiot who needs to spend less time on the internet.
>>19316864
>"I can't get laid or find someone romantically interested in me enough to procreate, so I'll just pretend I'm voluntarily doing it for a noble cause"

>>19309292
I fucking love birds dude.