/lit/ - Literature

nope, I dont even remember their names

>>19126392
I'm a virgin

>>19126392
I like dirty euphemisms. For example a girl's showing me some fruit in her garden, I say stuff like how delicious the juices must taste and how I'd love to pluck the... rose... out of her flowerbed. That sort of stuff.
It's fun.

>>19126532
wow you sex havers are cringy fucks

i leave letters

>>19126392
I just send her a picture of my massive hog

>>19126545
I got the idea from Apuleius's Golden Ass. actually if you read enough you can become irresistible to women just through osmosis

kill yourselves

I have a lot of sex, but I've never felt comfortable sending lusty messages. It makes me feel foolish, and the lack of facial feedback allows my mind to concoct doubts of the response's sincerity. Is she really into it, or just humoring a horny boy?

>>19126392
can you beat her in a fight lit/?

>>19126392
Yes, I learned this by erp for years on chat sites and my partners have always complimented me both on my erotic messages and the things i whisper in their ear. It’s the one positive of being exposed to ERP when i was 12 and fucking up my sexuality forever probably. i am only just starting to realize how fucked up i am because of this. I have a gf who loves me so it could be worse.

>>19126532
pic related

>>19126784
>I have a gf who loves me so it could be worse
she doesn't love you

>>19126784
>It’s the one positive of being exposed to ERP when i was 12 and fucking up my sexuality forever probably
Iktf all too well anon. I call it my pimpin' switch. Slide into erp mode and this playa here the real mac. Sadly enough I can't talk to women unless I do this.

>>19126802
i can talk to women fine but i feel like the psychosexual problems manifest in other ways. Struggle with impulse control.

>>19126392
Writing that stuff is cringe

>>19126392
those are thighs, alright

>>19126869
sex is cringe
you're effectively retarded when your horny

None of my one night stands went on for more than one night so that pure lust never got put into the written word. Mostly just women angry that I never called them back or that I was a mistake.

Intimacy scares me and makes me extremely uncomfortable. Only in the arms of a lover I have been with for a while can I even muster the words to tell them how much I want them and all those wonderfully perverse things that go along with that.

It’s been a while since I’ve got laid. I don’t date. I stopped chasing tail. I moved back home with the family. Everything is against me finding someone I could really love again. But it’s not like any of it is real these days anyway. A muse would be nice, OP.

Bitch in pic rel has a fake ass. Fucking disgusting piece of shit.

>>19126984
cringe, cant take you incels anywhere

>>19126783
Ofc, bitch is legit 5"1'

>>19126984
Ass maxxx>>>tit maxxx

>>19126783
Even the weakest of incels could

>>19126392
My ex and I started our relationship in March of 2020 so we were sexting everyday for like a month or so until we actually met up. Damn that was a high maintenance relationship but it made sense at the time. It was nice to have someone to talk to/go to sleep with every night, especially then.

>>19127089
>t. Fag with skinny arms
Post body right now. Even that midget could beat up any scrawny inceloid considering you fucks never lift

>>19126392
>sex
>lover
Being lovers is about emotions. You don't write messages of WANA FUK, you write messages of anguish and longing dread, the impossibility of ever really knowing another, the meaninglessness of life, and the sweet escape of your folie a deux
You're on a /lit/ phonescum, go back to swiping and jacking off

>>19126984
distinction between fake and real is arbitrary it all makes my penur feel good so why would I care?
>oh b-b-but it has to come from genetics
Why would I care if someone got lucky genetically or if someone got lucky in some other way (affording ass implants) the only distinction would be if they went flat ass to phat ass doing squats or something because that shows dedication to their desires instead of shortcuts, but I cannot think of anything more disgusting than idolizing features that only exist in an individual because they happen to have a certain set of genes - its no different from men who's only good quality are ones they got given to them by being born.

>>19127289
She's not going to fuck you bro

>>19127300
Don't care. Already got a gf who fucks me. Notice how the incel deflects to calling names instead of posting body

>>19127308
And I've got a wife who fucks me. The fact is that most incels could beat up the chick in the OP just by virtue of being XY.

>>19126392
I can't even imagine. Why reserve speak for such a thing? I would only ever send a woman a prelude at best. How I would embrace her body within my own, nestling her head into my chest as I navigate her torso entwin; lean forth, whispering my hopes and desires into her ear.

I've lusted and been lust by, but never given opportunity to love. I wish to practice, but the juncture has yet to present itself.

>>19127320
>still doesn't post body
L M A O
M
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>>19127343

>>19127354
Doesn't look like you'll ever post body. Have a good day dyel

I only have sex when I'm sufficiently drunk and manage to find a drunken woman.

>>19126796
Your existence is so genuinely sad.

>>19127363
I accept your concession.

>>19126692
my inner monologue

>>19126784
I have a friend who tells me he did the same thing, and he's sexts pretty often. Am I suppose to just read erotic fanfics/novels if I want to better understand this, or should I go outside and stop being retarded? both?

>>19127089
>two 35 y/o
>one has massive grip strength, the other hardly any
What lives have they led?

>>19127576
Go play wow and join the moonguard server. But a warning, you will never be the same again.

>hey wanna take the tug boat to tuna town and do the diddly?

Landed me my wife

>>19127404
she doesn't love you

>>19126784
> ERP
what's that?

>>19127591

Test

>all these white knights
Kek
I would beat her into submission then rape her, she’d probably have the best orgasm of her life.
I’d have respect for her if she manages to make me bleed thought.

>>19126392
When I get into the mood then yes, it's fun and good way to get someone worked up. I also never had a bad reaction from random sexts during the day.

>>19126392
Grunting and moaning is peak eros /lit/

>>19128939
This guy fucks (has the sex)

>>19126532
>I say stuff like how delicious the juices must taste and how I'd love to pluck the... rose... out of her flowerbed.
*sheaths samurai sword, tips fedora*

>>19126392
I’ve stopped sending nudes and started sending erotic stories that give more insight into my sexual fantasies. It works very well on some (due to the uniqueness/faux effort). Just have to either pepper the conversation leading up to it with details from the story itself so it seems organic or make slight edits for each new person so they think you wrote it for them. Also you have to keep track of which stories you’ve sent to each person, which is difficult. I use a spread

>>19129027
crab bucket

>can you beat her in a fight lit/?

>>19129032
man this bait. almost got me.

>>19129119
>how women think the match would go down

>>19129126
>how it would actually go down

>>19129132
why are you doing this

>>19129132

>>19129138

>>19129141
Based fem destroyer comic. No wonder those tranny incel mma fighters do this lmao

>>19129121
It’s not. I keep track of each one and what I know about them along multiple dimensions (sexual, intellectual, whatever) so I can more or less retain objectivity in why I’m interested in them. Heavy on the cultural and not much on the sexual? Maybe we should just be friends. Heavy on the sexual, 0 intellectual? The numbers say “don’t date that ho.” I understand the implicit autism accusation, but scrolling through a list of past conquests is a great feeling and it’s helpful in many ways (for example when I came back to a city I had lived in for a while, I just sorted by distance and had a list of people to hit up)

>>19126392
Are there any good photos of her ass?

>>19126392
>SEX HAVERS OF /lit/ DO YOU yadda yadda yadda
I hate reddit so much

>>19129293
Aline Dessine
Fuck, she’s a French whore. God bless French women for being loose, a sight for sore eyes

>>19127576
Maybe dip your toe into erotica, but you have a unique opportunity so don't go too far. You've awakened an interest without too much outside influence. The 12 year old erpers just absorbed the lingo meaninglessly. They gargle the well thought out words of others and reduce their real meaning to nothing. In the economy of words mindless parrots are an inflationary force. I'm not blaming them, of course children are mindless.

Your unique opportunity is the chance to create your own lexicon of dirty talk, fantasies, and descriptors while remaining ignorant of the well traveled roads. You'll soon discover the narrowness of those roads but the discovery will be fresh and not played out. Your idiosyncrasies with the canon could potentially infect the parrots through the telephone game and help freshen up the repetition for a season.

>>19128702
>Enterprise resource planning (ERP) is the integrated management of main business processes, often in real time and mediated by software and technology.

>>19126636
Apuleius's Golden Ass, huh?


HUH???