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>you will never travel to 2000 BCE to shoot Jacob in the head
How would you change the Old Testament if you could?

>> No.18799167

>>18799146
>changing anything about reality
It's fine the way it is

>> No.18799184

>>18799167
t. Pangloss

>> No.18799191

>>18799184
For me it's cast iron not the glossy kind

>> No.18799201

>>18799146
If you want to change biblical events go stop Eve from eating the fruit

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>>18799191
jej

>> No.18799211

>>18799146
>>you will never travel to 2000 BCE to shoot Jacob in the head
No, but I can stay right here and shoot you in the head

>> No.18799220

>>18799146
>How would you change the Old Testament if you could?
Reading Jeremiah made me want to smack Zedekiah upside the head.
I wouldn't change anything though.

>> No.18799224

>>18799201
No, fall of Eden was a fair cost for being able to pursue knowledge. I'll take that deal again any day.

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>>18799146
Aside from God, Jacob is by far the most based character in Genesis. And the most Nietzschean. He pre-emptively refuted Slave Morality.

>> No.18799574

>>18799224
Ugh this is why no one likes technocrats

>> No.18799615

>>18799558
>YHWH
>Nietzschean
He was full of ressentiment

>> No.18800300

Would change it to mHatch up with the Quran.