/lit/ - Literature

>>18720466

>>18720466

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>>18720526
this is /pol/ "humor" not /lit/

>>18720526
i know modernity is bad and all that but is it possible to go one thread without this screeching?

>>18720553
Its neither.

>>18720466

>>18720528
Cute

Just made this. What do you think? Should I make more?

>>18720855
no. there's literally no substance to this meme. it doesn't make any sense.

>>18720865
I thought Pynchon looked like Kafka and it was funny :(

>>18720466
dark humor

>>18720865
you could call it absurd

One of /lit/'s finest moments

>>18721008
That was one of /lit/‘s lowest moments. Sure, she has bad taste in literature, but she seems like a sweet girl and she doesn’t deserve to get trolled.

>>18721008
whats funny about this shit u reatrd

>>18721014
Jewish claws typed this post.

>>18721041
imagining a cute girl being in pain, sour grape situation

>>18720736
NO!!

>>18721008


THIS IS HILARIOUS & TRUE, BUT ALSO CRUEL.

>>18721008
lol

>>18720932
is it just me or does the 2009 version not make sense grammatically?

>>18721099
/lit/ literally btfo

>>18721107
I can't believe she's older than me and still reads that shit.

>>18721014
>There is literally nothing wrong with what was written, however we need to not afford that criticism towards her, cause it makes my tummy hurt

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>>18721166
you're pretty bad at quoting

>>18721137
really finding some self worth in what you read eh bud?

>>18720466
A fellow edwad follower, how based.
Remember to read Heinrich everybody.

>>18720909
Kys

Personally I preferred when we broke Katie.

>>18721008
incel cringe actually. The kind of people who always try to psychoanalyze other people always have a grudge and just end up projecting (like Freud did).
>The way you use books is just another capitalist method of material consumption for clout, no different than make-up and shopping channels.
Ok, and? I fail to see how there is anything wrong with that. It just sounds like pretentious pseudo-intellectual drivel made up to try to make some random little girl feel bad.

>>18721099
kek
/lit/ BTFO by /his/ once again

>>18721008
Funny, but because the incel cringe of the author is showing so badly.

>>18721456
effortbait paid off

>>18721376
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Made this in a cover thread

>read plato so i can ignore the rest
lel

>>18720553
its actually 9gag humor

>>18721099
kek

>>18721008
If this guys changed up what he said, adding a few key words like modernity or maybe calling her a jezebel, every reply to this post would be positive. That poster said capitalism however, and reality frightens the /pol/ tourist. You can see this when they inevitably respond to being called /pol/ tourists by calling you a tranny or telling you to go back to plebbit. The poor faggots think other right wingers like them.

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>>18721851
this, it still amazes me /pol/tards can't see that the capital is their biggest enemy and keep falling into the right vs left divide

>>18722668
>said with zero irony

>>18720466
You don't need any of those to understand Marx because Marx is not a philosopher. You basically just need some mathematical education and a preliminary understanding of economics to be able to read Marx.

I'm writing a screenplay about a 30 year old anorexic woman who still lives with her parents. It's called "Failure to Lunch".

>>18721048
>imagining a cute girl being in pain
hot, keep going

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>>18721851
this is your brain on twitter/reddit

>>18721400
i dont get it

>>18721099
/lit/ obliterated

A couple months ago there was a chick on twitter trying to rebut some 4chan post about being a neet, and she references (I think) Heidegger and starts talking about his idea of tools and uses or something like that. That photo got posted here a couple months ago, and an anon wrote a long, funny comment saying that the chick doesn't know what she's talking about and going into great detail about it.
I remember that someone screenshotted that reply and stitched the two images together, because they posted it on another /lit/ humor thread about 2-3 months ago. Does anyone have that image?

>>18722720
Except I have never used either of those sites anon, and like I said, you say that to escape the task of critically thinking about why you react to things in the the manner you do. I can assure you, other right wingers are embarrassed by your kind.

>>18721851
Explain

>>18722801
I don't really know what's unclear about what I said, and I don't mean that to say you just don't get it or something, I legitimately dunno what you need elucidated

>>18722822
You are so fucking dumb.

>>18722825
Possibly correct, your loss if you want me to explain it to you and you don't tell me how to do it though

>>18721014
You only have sympathy for her because she is a cute girl. Ask yourself when is the last time you felt even a fraction of that same sympathy for a homeless man on the street, even though his suffering is so many times worse than the minor comments this girl recieved

>>18722777
>the task of critically thinking about why you react to things in the the manner you do
cant help bringing up /pol/ in something that has nothing to do with it...rent free

>I can assure you, other right wingers are embarrassed by your kind.
i dont go on /pol/ it's a shithole and i have no issues with people criticizing capitalism, i have plenty of my own.

>>18722689
lol

>>18722909
Then my autistic screed isn't directed at you anon

>>18722999
i know that, but the reason i criticized it is for the simple fact that i often see these out of left field comments like "i bet a /pol/tard would have a fit about this". mostly aimed at things that dont even hint at a controversy; like why bring it up? it gives the impression that /pol/ is on peoples minds 24/7. it would be like a /pol/tard seeing something random and immediately bringing up trannys as if it had anything to do with anything. know what i'm trying to say?

>Jew
>Mangum Opus is about money

>>18722930
only fun thing itt
lit is such a terrible board holy shit

someone post that book cover that looks like the Penguin Classics but with Pepe the Frog on it.

>>18722668
>amazes me /pol/tards can't see that the capital is their biggest enemy
>doesn't know /pol/ is a NS board
holy fuck you are unironically beyond retarded

>>18723109
>lit is such a terrible board holy shit
this

>>18723263
>zoomer "comedy"

>>18723265
seethe

>>18721851
Medicacion, por favor

>>18722764
Here you go bro. I was a part of this thread. I'm probably the one who posted it on that previous /lit/ humor thread you're talking about too.

(surprised this hasn't been posted already)
picrel - before /lit/

>>18723398
picrel - after /lit/

>>18723400
a tragedy in three parts

>>18721008
>that last part
Anyone would. Absolutely anyone would. This is just crabs in a bucket mentality.

>>18722689
thanks for the chuckle anon

>>18721014
Having a vagina doesn't make someone a more worthwhile person anymore

>>18723050
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger_(dog)
hey, I guessed right

>>18723417
1) ?
2) Wittgenstein, Tractatus
3) Jung??

>>18723109
>board of mostly left leaning users
>bad sense of humor
shocking

>>18721137
F I L T E R E D

>>18720855
I kek'd wholeheartedly, please continue and fuark the haters.

>twitter faggot #1: [name drops a bunch of philosophers]
>twitter faggot #2: hey you forgot [name drops a philosopher]
LOL

>>18721851
Literally none of the previous replies complained about the capitalism part you faggot

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>>18723401
:(

>>18723413
having a vagina makes someone inherently more worthwhile.
Men are expendable

>>18723282
It is clear that OP has never consumed media first-hand, has never been to university or worked for any bigger cooperation. The opinions are so diverse that you can't just agree with everyone without contradicting yourself.

>>18723426
3rd one is Stirner if I recall correctly

>>18723519
It is clear that the opinion those entities and society at large share and he takes issue with is that Nazis are bad

>>18723515
Not anymore

>>18721188
You are a very rude and shitty child.

>>18721851
>>18722668
>/pol/ loves capitalism
Where are you guys from? /pol/ is largely third position and opposes the communist/capitalist dichotomy. According to /pol/, capitalism and communism are both da j00z and get the rope. Ancaps and lolbertarians are mocked as viciously as commies and pinkos.

>>18721564
Exquisite

>>18723589
they're probably like 16, watched 1 contrapoints video, and now they think they know whats whats. i just ignore everyone at this point

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>>18723621
Kek. Wojak should be replaced with pepe though

>>18723384
based

>>18723384
lmao the first post was just bait to trigger incels

>>18723633
was it ever uploaded somewhere?

>>18723426
first one is Ellul, Technological Society. hes a based boy kek

>>18722925
jej

>>18721851
t. Never once actually browsed /pol/
Try reading economic work of Gottfried Feder; and note that /pol/ is a national SOCIALIST board

>>18721254
Hope she sees this bro

>this thread

>>18722777
Get off your high horse nigger

>>18723384
"You can't improve yourself like you would fix an object"
You've got my attention
"What really helps is therapy! And meditation!"
...Goodbye

>>18721099
kek BTFO

>>18722668

Capitalism is a spook

>>18723384
The part that gets me with this bullshit about philisophically/politically arguing in favor of the status quo/normiehood is that the person doing it is never part of the status quo themselves, if they did they would simply be living this rather than coming up with logical reasons for it. They're hoping that by declaring their support for the status quo, they'll be treated as part of it, but they won't because saying cringey shit like this entirely goes against the status quo and ultimately they are just encouraging more harshness towards outsiders and making themselves feel worse about their failure to conform. I have seen this many times here and IRL, it's probably the most obnoxious and pathetic of all these midwit ideas.

>>18724172
This, they came so close to having an understanding and compassionate view of it and then went right to "just desperately try to conform with useless techniques that won't work anyway"

>>18724366
>midwit
memeword of insufficient vintage you lose

>>18724380
no you lose (I don't have to say why, I'm just that important)

>>18724416
I accept your concession

>>18724420
I double accept your concession

>>18724426
plus one

>>18724446
It's amazing, the more you post, the more you show how wrong you are. Keep going, please.

>>18724451
stjärnstopp

>>18724457
wow sweetie, have sex ;)

>>18724462
*rapes you*

>>18724470
*counter rapes you even raper*

>>18724480
doesn't matter still had sex

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>>18724484
stfu

>>18724494
ok sorry :(

>>18722898
shhhhhh anon, you can't ask of the other others they don't count!
Also, Am contributing.

>/lit/ humor thread
>anons still manage to argue about capitalism

btw. none of these are funny except this one >>18724164
demonstrates the importance of choosing the perfect pic

>>18724520
true, I found this passingly funny once.

>>18720932
Both of these are accurate. Just combine them.

>>18724164
lolita equivalent for beastiality

>>18721100
You are the one who is needing some grammar classes, anon.

>>18721014
Nobody "deserves" to get trolled you retard, its just something that happens outside of anyones control like hurricanes or rapes

>>18724629
>2012
ok, where is it? it's either done or it's never coming.

>>18724664
>ok, where is it? it's either done or it's never coming.
It's gonna come out next year in a triple bundle with the nigger novel and the dragon prostitute epic.

>>18720932
Interesting that the second version has more citations

>>18724682
>Interesting that the second version has more citations
Probably from NYT articles who then reference the wikipedia page.

>>18721014
hope she sees this lmao

>>18722653
what's that from?

>>18724037
JEJ!

>>18721100
>>18724654

The final sentence is a grammatical mess, probably written by an ESL

>>18723417
was waiting for this one. Thank you

>>18724518
i'm sad for the pig. good story

>>18721400
Kino individual

>>18721400
Based.

God what an utter sack of shit this board must be if this is your idea of ‘fun’

>>18724494
kek

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>>18724190
>a GIRL said something unfunny and nonsensical?
>omg /lit/ btfo

>>18725115
Not any of those anon but it's not really nonsensical, she just dismissed his Hannibal tirade

>>18725115
>nonsensical
?

>>18725127
>>18725130
>just dismissed his Hannibal tirade
its the equivalent of pointing out a typo and acting like you won the argument. All the reddit cancer itt ate up le ebin comeback
2000 or 1999 makes no real difference and the guy was spot on about her. She's an attention whore who's using books to promote herself

>>18725157
so you don't know what the word nonsensical means?

>>18721061
kys tripfag

>>18725157
What’s his argument, again? That people should be disrespected or ashamed for taking on a hobby in order to engage and participate with the other hobbyists?

You guys are quite the judgmental elitists, huh. It’s not enough that you read, others must be humiliated for trying

>>18724202
fuck me, i kek'd hard

>>18725191
its an argument against posers

>>18725212
Yeah sometimes kids try too hard, so what?

>>18725212
>read books for fun and make videos on them
>read books to enlighten and enhance myself
Who sounds like the poser here? Your YouTube comment isn't insightful and is full of made up things. You're literally making things up and getting mad at them. The insults in it are pathetic. You're probably 5'1" and read books for fun. Fucking gottem. That was clever. Do you cry about the leaves falling from trees? Or do you understand that that's the way it is. Women like attention and even when they're talking about books or movies or whatever they will put themselves in the spotlight. You should feel bad that this needs to be explained to you.

test

>>18725310
im not the guy who posted the comment mong, and he didn't make comments about her height just about her demeanor.
what a dumbass

>>18724017
>uhm akshually /pol/ is full of intellectuals that read theory, and not just a bunch of ex-redditors blaming the jews because they can't get laid
No one believes you.

>>18721099
Pseud got merked

>>18725335
ALL strawman.
The power of the leftist intellectual.

>>18725353
ummmmmmmm didn't you see this beardjak >>18725115

>>18725332
It straight up brings up her height retard
Did you actually read the comment yourself?
The pseud tries to wrap it up with a criticism of fucking captalism

>>18724037
haha…

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>>18723527
Its Berdyaev in The Divine and the Human

>>18722721
That man is too stupid to even say "hi" to Hegel.

>>18722683
>You basically just need some mathematical education and a preliminary understanding of economics to be able to read Marx.
Hello Jordan, how u doin

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>>18723401
what atrocities do we commit

>>18725191
Not an argument

Doesn’t being well-read go better with being helpful and forthcoming, than it does being a judgmental elitist prick? Because you guys have a pretty joyless sense of humor and seem to have turned what reading you’ve done into an antisocial and selfish exercise.

>>18725475
i dont get this one either

>>18725157
>2000 or 1999 makes no real difference
Fuck, that's the most autistic shit I've read in a while. How can you not get it? Is autism really that handicapping? Go to your parents and punch them in the face that they got you vaccinated.

>>18725598
Elitism is healthy for the arts. Literature in particular

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>>18724484
i hate to have to say this, but this is literally something you'd see on reddit.

>>18725698
I fucked your mother

>>18725689
FUCK that's brutal

>>18725697
literally who

>>18720932
>esl makes article about his favorite fascist with no sources
>article is edited over time with sources
>NOOOOOOOO THEY ARE CENSORING THE TRUTH

>>18725689
Pro tip: the slouched man read Hegel and is better for it. He’s busy trolling German idealists online for their benefit.

>>18725689
that's a large chair

>>18725725
You must be joking. Look it up

>>18725354
>u disagree therefore you are leftist heheh
muh direction brain. /pol/ retards piss everyone off, and pretending it's some tranny BLM activist or bunkerchan helps you sleep at night I'm sure.

>>18725982
Couldn't agree more comrade, I'm trans btw.

>>18725115
Seething incel proves how affective her BTFO was

>>18725698
you'd know

>>18725706
closer to the truth than you'd expect...

>>18725115
SEETHING incel proves how effective her BTFO was

>>18724682
Citations are not required in a wikipedia intro.

>>18723465
/pol/ still thinks saying nigger is the pinnacle of comedy

>>18726310
it gets very based at the end

>>18721099
Obviously lying. This would counter my theory that the solution of all problems would be to ship all who are born after year 2000 on a rocket into the Sun.
If she has documents, the documents are fake.

>>18721008
>it doesnt show her response
cmon

>>18726344
Is this a gnostic joke?

>>18726943
You're a gnostic joke

>>18727042
rip anon

>>18723253
>/pol/ is a NS board
the same guys that shilled donald trump are ns? boggles my mind really

>>18725115
cope

>>18721400
I'm turkish too and had a dream where Hegel kidnapped me

>>18726310
so a widow who later remarried would get the oven treatment too?

>>18727615
what do they put in water over there

>>18722925
somebody PLEASE post the original i cant find it anywhere

>>18721008
You're so mean go away meanie no one likes you

>>18724102
Why?

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