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On

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Bible

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Fraud

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N

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I

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G

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G

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E

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R

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said

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>>18583206
Well done, lads. Simply sensational!

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>>18583212

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>>18583120
Intersectional

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baaay

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>>18584205
blade

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bussy

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>>18583120
This day

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Pray

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lolicons

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for

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penises

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in

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macaroni and cheese

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eternally.

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>>18583120
Apanthropinzation

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eluctor

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Gay

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Marxists

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>>18585390
pontificate

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supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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discombobulate

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whore.

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Anywayz.

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>>18583206
>>18583212
Actually impressing and based

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>>18585548
jannies

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N

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I

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G

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G

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E

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>>18585746
R

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OH FO FUCK SAKE NOT AGAIN

>> No.18586099

uh oh, janny is gonna be angry for this thread...

>> No.18586102

>>18586099
He won't be pleased.

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About

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>>18586102
>he

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who shall

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inherit

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the kingdom of

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tortured

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african

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buck

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jew

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broken

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niggers tongue my anus

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ass

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and especially

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my pristine

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boypussy

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>>18583120
Laminated

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huge

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Throbbing

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COCKS

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sorry

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for

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my self-righteous suicide

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This

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shall not

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pass

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as

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a

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Fin

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tranny

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are not

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human

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nor

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sane

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therefore

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check

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these

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digits

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I meant

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these

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digits

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now

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2008marketcrash

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was the work

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Incel

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of

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the jews

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did

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7/11

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>implying

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's hitler-did-nothing-wrong sprite flavor

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>>18583120
ASS

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flavor too

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so wonderful

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to smother

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over my 4 year old daughter

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before

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paradoxical

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orgies

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, full stop.

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question mark? is this the end

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no!

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yours faithfully,

>> No.18588082

Philip

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Nigger

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>>18588084
McDicker of Swanson

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PhD

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in cocks

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18588261

End of chapter 1.

>> No.18588285

>>18588261
Strong opening chapter

>> No.18588303

>>18588261
Maybe the real treasure was the novel the autists wrote along the way

>> No.18588317

>>18588261
So the novel is epistolary?

>> No.18588318

>>18588261
Well done, lads

>> No.18588338

>>18588261
wonderful!

>> No.18588397

>>18588261
kek, good job

>> No.18588430

>>18588261
Better than anything I've seen written on /lit/

>> No.18588475

>>18588261
amazing

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18588531

>>18588261
>"Is this the end? NO!"
>ends

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>>18588261
I just realised the ">he" from ">he who shall inherit the kingdom" was responding to the previous sentence kek

>> No.18588581

Chapter 2 -
One feels

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>>18588569
yeah and the 's hitler-did-nothing-wrong sprite flavor was towards 7/11

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HARD

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Thinking about cocks

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how do we make it not repetitive

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bitch

>> No.18588614

>>18588603
introduce a character maybe?

>> No.18588622

>>18588614
I am a character

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ZE CAME IN

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My

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long

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cat

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Door

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palestinians are jews

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She was

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palestinian

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Both

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Fingers

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>>18588261
very Joycean desu

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JEWS(Palestinian)

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are

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How does this work?

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N

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macaw

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G

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Then I pulled out my

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Phillip's

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scewdriver

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NIGGERBEATER2000

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>>18588735
Retard fucking misspelled screwdriver

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I knew what had to be done, I

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I

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G

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Alpha of awe

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(Sigma mindset)

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Did

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E

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R

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>>18583134
I'm gay

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Darling,

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I said

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I'm stuff

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She said

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Boner alert

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cunny

>> No.18588944

What happened to our character

>> No.18588951

kyle the black femboy who also supports child marriage

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>>18588944
I'm here

>> No.18589048

I am

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queer

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Sucking dick

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the

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Cigarettes.

>> No.18589083

>it's not that i think about you all the time baka

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said hitler

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Negroid

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Replied

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to kyle

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the black femboy who also supports child marriage

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Burger?

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Kikes

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'OY'

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And then she

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Left

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the toilet seat down

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Fucking bitch

>> No.18589210

BRAIGETOÍR (Irish, archaic) - an entertainer whose act involves farting in an amusing manner.

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shit

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FUCK

>> No.18589228

niggers

>> No.18589233

Aesthetic farting noises

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the end

>> No.18589246

.

>> No.18589247

>>18589242
To be continued

>> No.18589268

>>18589247
OR IS IT.

>> No.18589272

picturefag is not here so it'll never end

>> No.18589282

will picturefag ever come to save us?

>> No.18589293

wait until the next chapter to find out

>> No.18589301

I said with a posed look

>> No.18589305

Cock semi hard, ready at any moment to strike

>> No.18589311

poop. butts.

>> No.18589312

but when the world needed him the most, he disappeared

>> No.18589337

in principio creavit Deus caelum et terram

>> No.18589340

صدق الله العظيم

>> No.18589408

お前はもう死んでいる

>> No.18589447

Then, a woman

>> No.18589456

Teusfat

>> No.18589460

(not a real woman)

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pulled out

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[ERROR]

Not the original picturefag, but though I'd transcribe Chapter 2

>> No.18589606

>>18589602
THREAD IS SAVED EVERYONE

>> No.18589613

bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk

>> No.18589680

riverrun

>> No.18589689

ayup, lets go TEsco!

>> No.18589691

I need

>> No.18589698

we must introduce another character before chapter 3, we'll call him zim

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Nora's farts

>> No.18589714

Zim woke up and for breakfast devoured a...

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[ERROR]

>>18589272
>>18589282
>>18589293
>>18589312
Sorry, I was away, but another anon did it:
>>18589602
You also have this version if it's any good

>> No.18589742

copy of infinite jest

>> No.18589746

zim tries to find the faggot that made this thread

>> No.18589749

and then i was at the arcade when the crocodile called

>> No.18589756

"Oi mate, how's stuff?"

>> No.18589760

"its quite shite innit, i was just done sucking on my mate's knob,

>> No.18589764

said crocodile dundee

>> No.18589766

then

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the crocodile rolled over

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and revealed his shiny reptile balls

>> No.18589775

>>18589715
I am the anon who wrote the other one. I didn't know whether you were coming back or not. Anyway I bow down to your superior version.

>> No.18589776

How

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i suckled on his shiny scale covered balls

>> No.18589782

said jackie chan, amazed at the size of

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the crocodiles tail transformed into a giant penis

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Just as the sun sets at the end of a beautiful day, I

>> No.18589795

commited

>> No.18589797

violent acts against my neighboring jews

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>>18589775
You've done a great job, I'll go to sleep anyway so someone has to do it

>> No.18589804

said Zim, then he

>> No.18589808

called president Bush to present his

>> No.18589814

massive

>> No.18589815

die

>> No.18589816

throbbing

>> No.18589817

hard

>> No.18589820

handshake

>> No.18589824

with ussama bin ladder

>> No.18589825

that he mastered while fucking chimps in Congo.

>> No.18589835

and then he met a big black gorilla

>> No.18589839

whose

>> No.18589840

Tyrone

>> No.18589846

, george floyd's cousin

>> No.18589850

Inseminated

>> No.18589851

had never felt the touch of a woman

>> No.18589852

Zim's

>> No.18589859

>>18589852
small tiny boycock

>> No.18589862

Artificial vagina

>> No.18589887

>does he love me
She thought

>> No.18589903

"who the fuck is she" zim thought

>> No.18589912

sissy hypno

>> No.18589913

Little did Zim know he doesn't exist

>> No.18589915

that was a realization that shattered zim

>> No.18589921

>>18589915
then, allah farted and zim peed his little boy shorts.

>> No.18589926

"if zim doesnt exist, then who does" allah wondered

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"Who is QUI??? Answer me!"

>> No.18589971

>>18589957
allah asked zim who was still pissing his little boy pants

>> No.18589981

a fuck de suck a luck a a a

>> No.18591574

Are we still doing this?

>> No.18591723

Allah, help me, save me from

>> No.18591737

Femboy bussy, and feminine balls and cocks

>> No.18591744

Kyle then came, with Phillip McDicker of Swanson, PhD in Cocks to give Allah

>> No.18591755

A beating

>> No.18591762

Zin reached for crocodile cock(he had many within reach) and

>> No.18591766

said

>> No.18591770

>>18591762
It's Zim, not zin, you fucking retard, fucking double check the spelling.

>> No.18591774

"I hate femboys, and their cocks and bussies, but I love beating niggers"

>> No.18591783

And then they beat the nigger, Allah, with their cocks (feminine)

>> No.18591792

Nora farts now more loudly

>> No.18591806

Prose /prōz/ - Verb - to talk tediously

>> No.18591811

George Floyd

>> No.18591817

Watches with furrowed brow

>> No.18591822

as he injects fentanyl into a

>> No.18591823

May Allah save Allah from niggerbeaters

>> No.18591827

Eyeball

>> No.18591832

"When will this nigger finish the third chapter" cried out loud Zim

>> No.18591833

Kyle still supports child marriage

>> No.18591838

Phillip also was there

>> No.18591846

We have like 6 characters now, that's pretty good

>> No.18591847

But

>> No.18591848

"Nigger," said Sneed, lighting a cigarette and a meth pipe.

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Did the boys just kill Allah?

>> No.18591861

George Floyd came out to recieve a beating and to get free gibs

>> No.18591865

IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.18591898

Kyle, Vim and Phillip sheathed their cocks, and Sneed began to beat George Floyd

>> No.18591965

Nora (still farting aesthetically) records the event on her

>> No.18592035

Jew phone

>> No.18592042

Posts the video with farting noises for incels on onlybraps.com

>> No.18592046

How the fuck is this still going on?

>> No.18592065

>>18592046
George Floyd wondered while dying

>> No.18592073

>>18591838
Phillip farted

>> No.18592079

>>18592073
A E S T H E T I C A L L Y

>> No.18592131

>>18592079
george sniffed deeply. "mmmmmmmm"

>> No.18592172

>>18592131
And then he died, his last breath full of musky man ass braps

>> No.18592178

"Sneed, no!" Shouted Vim, cock still sore from beating Allah

>> No.18592193

Brute of brawl

>> No.18592237

>>18592193
makes sense in a way

>> No.18592248

and then in a huge spasm I shot a load of cum onto the dashboard

>> No.18592273

>>18592248
and it isn't my car

>> No.18592621

Here I am, cock in hand, cum on dashboard. Karen sees me, opens the door. Get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur. This is the end.

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[ERROR]

>> No.18592640

Now to find a publisher

>> No.18592643

>>18592631
top kek

>> No.18592652

This thread should be a learning process, the text became way more funny once people started posting small phrases and sentences.
Sneed pontificated.

>> No.18592778

Are we doing a 4th chapter?