/lit/ - Literature

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Black women can’t drive and they eat funyuns for breakfast

>>18519875
I grew sick of my Afro-Caribbean ex-gf, she came to see me at work the other day and I politely chatted with her but made it clear I wasn’t interested.

>>18519945
"One of the most influential books in the history of literature, recognized as one of the greatest literary master pieces of its time, The Book of Adonitology: The Sacred Pentadon are the five sacred books of the Adonitology religion. It is the holy revelation of the true existence of Adonis the Heavenly Father and Issa Elohim The Holy Spirit, the curvaceous Mother-God. These holy revelations were given to our Lord and Savior King Adonis on the day of his enlightenment by the Angel Elishamel on Jan. 3rd 1996. The Book of Adonitology is the supreme authority and living source of all Adonitology teaching, the sacred text that sets out the creed, rituals, ethics, and laws of Adonitology. Yet despite the growing interest in Adonitology teachings and culture, there has never been a form of sacred literature written for the modern day woman until now. The Book of Adonitology: The Sacred Pentadon of the Adonitology religion is written in contemporary language that makes the text easy to understand to the reader. The revelations are accurate and completely free of error. Furthermore, The Book of Adonitology: The Sacred Pentadon of the Adonitology Religion includes beautiful b&w paintings of some of the book's most voluptuous female characters as well as our Heavenly Father's first visitation by the Angel Elishamel. The dictionary is arranged as definitions for easy reference. The introduction recalls the visitation the King Adonis received by the Angel Elishamel on that fateful day as well as the Adonitology mantra. Of The Book of Adonitology: The Sacred Pentadon of the Adonitology Religion itself, examines and considers issues relating to human evolution, creationism, the relationship between the Triad and man, health and well being, science and technology, prosperity and the spiritual and sexual liberation of women with curves all in compassionate and brilliant fashion."

"According to the Book of Beginnings and Kallipygos, Issa Elohim The Holy Spirit is the heavenly wife of King Adonis I. The Holy Spirit, a Callipygian Deity and El Adonis had many sons and daughters called the Sons and Daughters of God. The Sons of God were called the Nephilim Angels who came to earth and mated with the daughters of man and they brought forth giants. The Daughters of God were called Callipygian Angels and they came to the earth and mated with the sons of man and brought forth the goddess."

I'd prefer a boob cult if there was one but eh, sure.

This is the hyperborean tradition.

wiasmkl?

>“Blessed is the callipygian (beautifully bottom goddess) whose curves are round and full and whose beauty is beyond compare. For she is blessed more than all women of the earth sayeth the Lord of host. For the rounder and fuller the callipygian curves are greater wealth and riches in this life she will attain. Riches is your inheritance oh’ ye callipygians being victorious over them who mock you, for the earth is yours sayeth the Lord of host.” The Book of Adonitology™ [God] – Kallipygos 3: 1-5
This is a religion I can get behind anons.

I honestly don't think I've ever heard of anything more based in my life.

>>18519875
Black woman are so undesired even their own kind doesn’t want them.

Every cute black woman in pop culture is a light skinned mix.

This is peak cope from fat black woman.

>>18520367
I love black women but unfortunately most of them are retarded, making it hard to establish an emotional connection.

>>18520367
Looks like we need another cure to the Yellow Fever.
It's spread to the other races now...

>>18520066
>One of the most influential books in the history of literature, recognized as one of the greatest literary master pieces of its time

Oh, its one of those sort of books

>>18520367
What is the appeal of Asian women? Is it because lots of sois from every race are appearing and so they gravitate to that, or is anime-poisoning that prevalent.
Also the Asian guys are based for liking latinas.

Thanks for reminding me I don't have a thicc black gf, asshole

>>18520367
You clearly haven't seen Nintendo rule 34 if you think this.

>>18520367
>even their own kind doesn’t want them.
more for me!

>>18520335
>get behing
Giggity

>>18520367
Btw I'm not sure what Adonis (a Greek male) has to do with black woman

>>18521434
>being tan
>being black
>it's the same

water trainer looks like she's either a halfie or latino

>>18521434
Begone archon, I came here to study not to masturbate

>>18520367
bbc bros....why did you lie to me?

>>18523971
because theyre a bunch of mentally ill tr*nnies and coping non-whites

>YOU'RE CHURCH LOOKS LIKE THIS!?!?!

I will never say this to anyone I know but: I'm way the fuck into black girls but am way too freaked out by the idea of having kids that look basically nothing like me (a white man) to want to get with one long term. It sucks. Like, I've known some that I would be fully down to get with like that and all the nice, smart black girls I've known have been some of the sweetest (and yet also absolutely no bullshit types) I've known. Uuhhhh... books for this feel?

>>18519875
>>18520066
>>18520335

black chicks are so fucking hot the only reason Id ever travel to america is for the sexy black bitches

>>18525157
>am way too freaked out by the idea of having kids that look basically nothing like me
being unable to relate to your kid who is slightly darker than you and actually has your features but mixed is psychotic

>>18525219
I know. It's fucked up. I'm not even one of these crazy pol-type fuckers. Why is this? What is wrong with my brain and/or dick?

>>18521297
>sois from every race
This is the reason. I was acquainted with a black soï who was all about the yellow woman. I have seen it with a latino soï too. Meanwhile based asians have white or latin gfs.
White women and latinas are for Chads generally speaking.

>>18525240
Dude have you ever seen a mixed kid lol? Chances are they'll still look a lot like you. It's all good.

>>18520367
I have a feeling you don't get pussy that often.
Dark skin black women are fucking amazing

>>18526290
King

>>18526286
I know, man. It's such a dumbass hangup. I think I need to cuddle some more black qts and cure myself of this egregious business.

>>18526348
You'll get over it brother. And yeah also go out there and fuck the pinkest pussy you'll ever lay eyes on.

>>18526290
>I hate facts!
>you are a virgin!

Found the black woman.

>>18519962
Is this true?

>>18520367
>latino women
shouldn't it be latina?

>>18525157
The Shadow over Innsmouth