/lit/ - Literature

>>18440621
"I don't have my suitcase in here, Mistress, but I can go get it and retrieve my toiletry kit. Where are the showers here?"
Danz just laughed and smirked deviously at Dee Pea. "Oh, you won't be needing your soap and shampoo for this shower, Dee Pea. I have everything you need right here."
Dee Pea didn't understand, but he wasn't going to disagree with his Mistress. "Okay, Mistress. What would you like me to do?"
"Follow me," Danz commanded, snapping her fingers and walking away briskly, waving her hand to indicate that Dee Pea was to follow right away, and he followed her without question.
'Anything to be near my precious Mistress Danz,' Dee Pea thought to himself as he rushed after her, enjoying his view of Danz's fat ass moving side to side in very tight, very short jorts and smelling his armpits to see how badly he smelled. 'I don't really smell anything,' he thought, 'but if Mistress Danz says I stink, I must stink.' He'd showered that morning, approximately five hours previously, so he didn't understand how he could smell so badly after such a short time, but he was not going to question Danz.
Danz led Dee Pea into a public restroom backstage with a couple of toilet stalls, two sinks, and a large shower with two showerheads. As Dee Pea entered the restroom behind Danz, Danz turned around and locked it with a large deadbolt.
"Lie down in the shower, slave boy!" Danz commanded. Dee Pea was confused. He didn't understand what was going on, and in spite of his fear of questioning his Mistress, he had to ask what was going on.
"How am I supposed to shower like that, Mistress?" he asked. "Am I supposed to keep my clothes on?"
"Just lie down like I told you to, slave!" Danz said with a raised and utterly unfriendly voice. Her facial expression showed that she was not going to be at all patient with Dee Pea and his typical inept stupidity.
"Sorry, Mistress, I --"

>>18440626
"Shut up! Just shut the fuck up and get on the ground, you subhuman worm! You barely deserve to even be in my presence, and you certainly don't deserve any answers to your stupid questions!"
Dee Pea quickly lay on the floor of the shower, upset at himself for offending his Mistress Danz. He got so upset at himself that he started to cry, which pissed Danz off even more. She knew he was a worthless pussy, but she hadn't expected that.
"Quit crying now or I'll give you something to cry about, you worthless waste!" Danz screamed, kicking Dee Pea in the dick. Dee Pea clutched his crotch, writhing in agony as the sharp pain flooded his body.
Danz slapped him and screamed, "Stop that, you little bitch! You don't want me to get the car battery and the jumper cables again, do you?"
Dee Pea immediately lay as still as he possibly could, replying, "No, Mistress!" and recalling in awful flashbacks the time Danz had handcuffed him to a rail in a shower, drenched him with water, and then attached jumper cables connected to a battery to his nipples and later his testicles.
Dee Pea usually enjoyed the humiliation Danz meted out, but some of the torture was almost more than he could take. He swore he'd quit being her roadie after the car battery incident, but like most of the promises he made to others and himself, he'd broken that one as well.
"Now it's time for your shower, you stinking dog," Danz said, and pulled down her jorts, tugging them off with extra effort because of how tight they were. She wasn't wearing any underwear, and her pussy and ass were recently completely waxed and totally hairless. She left on her Gary Numan t-shirt that was tied above her navel, so Dee Pea didn’t get to see her tits, but he was transfixed with the beautiful sight of Danz's tummy, hips and hairless crack and felt a profound sense of peace as he drunk in the beauty of his mistress's nether regions, but this peace was not to last.
"Tell me how badly you stink!" Danz yelled.
"I stink, Mistress!" Dee Pea yelled back.

>>18440631
"That's not good enough!" Danz screamed as she kicked Dee Pea in his now erect penis. He was grateful that she’d missed his balls this time, but it still hurt quite a bit. "Tell me how bad you really stink!"
"I smell like a dumpster filled with dead rotten dogs!" Dee Pea yelled back. "I smell like a burning derelict house filled with chickenshit, old tires, and rotting dirty diapers!" Dee Pea screamed in a sudden burst of creativity.
"Nice," Danz said. "That was good, slave boy. Now you get your well-deserved shower," Danz said, slurring her words and spreading her pussy lips. Without warning, she let loose with a huge and powerful stream of hot piss that soaked Dee Pea's jeans. As the piss wet his unloved and unused membrum virile, it stood at attention, and he visibly pitched a tent. Danz just smirked at him.
"Open your mouth, slave," she said. Dee Pea knew what was coming and was never more sure that he wanted something, but had never wished more that he didn't because he knew it to be sick and wrong. He was about to have his face drenched in Danz's piss, and while something in his mind screamed, 'NO!' his little pecker insistently cried 'YES!'
Another stream of warm, pale yellow Danznectar shot out and hit Dea Pea right in the eye. He started to move his arm so he could rub his eye, but Danz was too fast for him and stomped on his hand. As he screamed "OWWW!" piss shot into his mouth and down his throat. He had to drink it to keep from choking. The piss onslaught just wouldn't quit, and Dee Pea's face and shirt were soaked as Danz experienced the angry, satisfying, and honest pleasure of pissing in the face of a man she had no respect for.
"Gargle it!" Danz yelled, kicking Dee Pea in the guts to get him to comply. As she finally drained her bladder into his mouth, Dee Pea gargled loudly, the sound echoing off the tiles just as someone knocked on the door.
"You stay right there," Danz said to Dee Pea and went to the door.
"Yeah, we're fine in here,” Danz yelled back through the door to the stranger. “You should find another bathroom. My friend just puked all over the place."
"Oh, okay," the guy replied and walked off.

>>18440639
As Danz put on her jorts she turned to Dee Pea and said, "I want you to stay right here on the floor right like you are and think about what a hunk of shit you are and how lucky you are to get to drink my piss, bitch. I'm gonna go get some more beer. If you're not lying right there like that when I come back, I'm going to have to get out the Tazer on your little testicles."
"Yes, Mistress Danz. Thank you!" Dee Pea said as she left, and he sank into a blissful meditation on his own worthlessness and grateful minfulness of his luck in having Danz to piss on him, beat him, and occasionally let him carry her synths.

better than James Joyce

Good God I just jacked off and open /lit/ to see this

>>18440621
wtf is this shit?

>>18440671
It's a femdom watersports story. Here's another.

Porn did this

>>18440684
And another.

>>18440684
gross af. i'm out of here.

>>18440687
Hey, I just write it. I don't watch it!

>>18440687

>>18440687
If there is anything I could do to change my life, if I were allowed to go back and change one thing when I was 13, it would be never to have looked at porn. What a meaningless shite hobby. Masturbating isn't even the problem. Training your mind to expect porn fantasies is.

>>18440698
Don't womanpost.

>>18440701
Holy shit based

>>18440704
It's fun to write occasionally, though. You can just let yourself go and forget about trying to be literary, just writing purely exploitative schlock.

>>18440728
Male written erotica is never any good. It takes a certain kind of guy to like it, some weird mix of an old timey jewish sex pervert and a purple prose fag. Erotica is mainly those guys writing stories for other those guys.

>>18440720
The OP is a womanpost, though. It's a female fantasy.

Where can I find a woman that wants to pee on me?

>>18440826
>Where can I find a woman that wants to pee on me?
Collarspace? Fetlife? Tinder? A bar? Try those places.

>>18440841
I think I'm just going to openly advertise it on Tinder and see what happens. If anything should come of this, I will provide an update but I'm not holding my breathe.

>>18440856
Good luck, dude. I hope you find yourself a good woman with a large bladder!

>>18440701
These are excellent

>>18440698
It could get more gross!
Pic related.

>>18440990

>>18441001
Danz awoke in a strange predicament. She was shackled with actual iron manacles, nude except for a pair of white cotton panties, and the manacles were chained to a floor joist in what appeared to Danz to be a dungeon. "Oh God, I'm in a real dungeon!" she exclaimed. "Cool!"
It was actually just someone's drippy basement that badly needed sealed against water, and what Danz thought were bars were just lally columns holding up the floor above, but since she was such a "nerd," she saw everything through the lens of fantasy fiction.
Through blurry vision, unaided because her garish blue contacts had fallen out, she realized she was in a room with a door. The door had a smiling clown face on it, which scared Danz. She hated clowns. She knew it was mainstream to hate clowns, and Danz desperately wanted to be special, so she'd tried to like clowns, even going to the trouble of buying a coffee table book on clowns to add to her "nerdy" knick knacks. It didn't work; she still hated clowns and cursed herself for being so basic.
She stood up shakily, but tripped and fell backwards onto the wet concrete floor. "How did I get to Austria?" Danz asked herself, believing that the Austrians had a penchant for imprisoning women in basements for the purposes of using them as sexual slaves. Being such a "nerd," she knew that Josef Fritzl was the "Final Boss of the Internet." Danz's dusky rose nipples were hard, and they hurt. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to play with nipple clamps," Danz said, rubbing her tender, sensitive nipples. This was doing nothing but making Danz horny, so she ran her manacled hands down her taut tummy until her fingers slipped under the panties into her warm, wet juice box and she started to masturbate. Danz's two index fingers together went slurp, slurp, slurp as they quickly entered and exited her tumescent vagina, the opening becoming looser and looser, the slurping becoming deeper and deeper in pitch as she fingerfucked herself in this confusing prison in what she thought was Austria.
As she masturbated, the door was quickly unlocked, and a man in a horse head mask and a bathrobe entered and slammed the door behind him, pocketing the key as Danz pulled her fingers out of her gaping axe wound and stood up.

>>18441062
"Ich bin ein Amerikaner!" Danz screamed, rather pleased with herself that she remembered some German, even though she forgot to use the feminine "eine Amerikanerin." She followed that up with another mistake that her fan Dee Pea would have found "nerdy" and endearing, screaming, "And I'm not going to write your autobiography, Bojack!"
Of course her captor in the horse mask was none other than Dee Pea himself, and he just fell himself falling further into what he thought was love as he stared at her A-cup tits and hard, inflamed nipples. His four inch penis pitched a tent in his bathrobe as he realized she had been masturbating just as he entered. Having never actually been with a woman, he couldn't tell by the smell and wondered why it smelled like balls in there instead of Lysol.
"You've been very naughty, Danz," Dee Pea announced.
"What'd I do this time?" Danz asked, knowing herself to be a naughty girl, but only because she thought it was cool and projected a good image for herself that made up for what her music lacked.
"You got a boyfriend," Dee Pea said accusingly.
"Well, yeah. Now will you let me go? Please? I promise I won't tell."
"You're not even sorry for this? Why aren't you sorry?" Dee Pea pleaded.
"Why should I be sorry? He's nice to me and has a big, thick dick. He fucks me hard, and he lasts a long time, and. . ."
"ENOUGH!" Dee Pea roared over Danz's drugged confession regarding her sex life. "I should kill Chad for this!"
"Who's Chad?"
"Your boyfriend!"
"His name is Alex."
"I know what to do with you. I'll be back. I ALWAYS come back." Dee Pea slammed the door and went upstairs. He called his manservant Billy, who was a

>>18441067
"little person" who only put up with Dee Pea because Dee Pea's mother paid him very well to take care of him.
"Yes, sir?" Billy asked.
"There's a clown suit in the closet over there. I'd like you to put it on."
"Do I have to?" Billy asked. Helping to kidnap a woman and put her in Dee Pea's basement was one thing, but wearing a clown suit was over the line for him, especially considering his stature and that he was already wearing a hobbit costume.
"Yes, Billy, you do, but not for long."
Billy walked over to the closet and opened it. He stood on a stepladder and pulled out the clown costume. It was more of a white clown dress with candy colored polka dots all over it. There was also a hat, kind of like a Santa hat but made of the same material, with a red ball on top. There was also a ruffled collar to go with it. It was humiliating just looking at it, but Billy was glad there was no red nose.
"Well, put it on, Billy."
"Over the Hobbit costume?"
"I don't care. Just put it on."
Billy decided to put it on over the Hobbit costume, because Dee Pea had a nasty habit of staring at his dick when he had the chance. After he had the hideous clown costume on, Dee Pea got up from his comfy chair and put a record on his record player, "In Dreams" by Roy Orbison, getting it ready to play, but not starting it yet. "See this whip, Billy?" Dee Pea asked, holding up what looked like a bullwhip.
"Yeah, Dee Pea. What are you going to do with that thing?" The apprehension in Billy's voice was readily apparent.
"Don't worry, I'm not going to hit you with it. Besides, it's a Nerf whip. You couldn't hurt anyone with it if you tried."
"Well, that's a relief."

>>18441070
"I want you to go downstairs and beat Danz with it."
"What if she hits me back?"
"Just run around and avoid her, Billy. She's chained to the ceiling."
"Okay," Billy said, taking the whip from Dee Pea, who also handed Billy the key to the room.
"I'll be watching from my laptop. There's a good camera down there. Don't block it. It's in the corner."
"Okay, boss. Are you going to be, you know, shaking hands with the unemployed while I'm doing this?"
"Doing what?"
"You know, choking the chicken. Making love to Rosy Palm and her five sisters."
"That's none of your business, Billy! Just go down there and call her a naughty girl and whip her!"
Billy shrugged his shoulders and descended the stairs. "In Dreams" began to play at top volume. Danz, in her cell in the basement knew what that meant.
"Candy colored clown!" she screamed. "Nooooooo! Frank Booth is going to come down here and hurt me!" Danz fancied herself quite the film buff, but she didn't watch mainstream stuff like romcoms like other women. She was too cool and "nerdy" for that.
Sure enough, halfway through the song, Billy entered in his clown costume, holding what looked like a bullwhip. Danz screamed like the rusty brakes of a 1980 Chevette.
"Calm down, Miss D," he said softly. "It's just Nerf material. It won't hurt you. Could you scream just like that again when I hit you with it, though?"
"Well, sure I can, but I'm not even Catholic!"
Billy didn't know what to make of this, since he wasn't aware of what Catholic priests wore when torturing boys and girls in their rape dungeons. Danz, however,

>>18441080
being the "nerdy" girl that she was knew full well that she was getting ready to be one of the shackled Catholic school girls from a scene in The Kentucky Fried Movie that was called "Catholic High School Girls In Trouble." She thought it was a hilarious scene until now, and it was going to be forever ruined for her. "Damn you, Dee Pea!" she screamed.
Billy started to hit Danz with the Nerf whip, but she wasn't screaming at the blows. She was actually swearing at Dee Pea, who couldn't hear her over Roy Orbison's expert singing. Danz hated Roy Orbison, and Dee Pea knew it. Roy Orbison could sing better than Danz could ever hope to. "Start screaming, Miss D!"
Danz complied and started to scream, but she was off time with the blows, since they didn't hurt, and she was still drugged. Upstairs, Dee Pea was giggling to himself and edging, watching the stream from the camera. After seven minutes, Billy had finally had enough. He was tired, hot, and had had enough of torturing this poor idiot of a woman. He'd committed major felonies for money, and he was disgusted with himself. He pulled off the hat and pulled the clown dress over his head, putting the hat over the camera.
Danz turned around to see what was going on and saw Billy's costume. "Oh my God! You're a Hobbit!" she cried out. She actually thought he was a real Hobbit, and Billy could tell. He'd seen crazy like that before, and he'd stuck his dick in it.
"Why, yes, Miss D, I am."
"You can get me out of here! Fight Dee Pea off with your sword!"
Billy realized he was still wearing a long fork and spatula from grilling earlier that day. "You mean Sting?" Billy asked, drawing the spatula.
"Yes! Wow! This is the fucking coolest thing ever! I'm in like five movies or something!"
Billy sheathed the spatula, thinking about what else he'd like to sheathe later, then he pulled out his multitool and took the screws out of the manacles on Danz's hands in about a minute. Meanwhile Dee Pea was outside the door at that moment, and he'd been getting weird on some substance.
"Mommy! Baby wants to fuck!" Dee Pea screamed out. "Baby wants to fuck!"

>>18441085
"Put this on," Billy said to Danz, holding the clown dress out to her. She complied, thinking she might wear it in a photoshoot sometime, since 10% of her waking thoughts were devoted to how she looked on camera. Dee Pea came in dragging a huge cylinder of gas on a hand truck, drawing breaths from it with a mask. Billy drew his fork, thinking to himself that if this didn't work, he'd have to bite Dee Pea's dick off. He bumped the cylinder of gas, which fell directly on Dee Pea, who dropped like a sack of potatoes. He held the fork to Dee Pea's neck as he took the key out of Dee Pea's bathrobe.
"What are you doing, Billy?"
"What I should have done a long time ago."
"Why are you suddenly adopting an English accent?"
"Because I cleaned my room, slayed the dragon, and now I'm saving the princess. Goodbye Dee Pea." Billy unlocked the door. "Come on, Miss D, we have a 'great adventure' to go on!"
"Can't we just have sex?" Danz asked.
"Once we get to your place, yeah."
"Okay!" Danz said, clapping her hands together. She'd never been rescued so romantically before, and now she had an idea for her next music video. As she and Billy ran up the stairs, leaving Dee Pea cursing and screaming saying something about retarded autistic people, Danz was looking forward to the future. She'd never had sex with a midget before, and this one had a HUGE package!

Anyone into sasquatch porn?
Pic related.

>>18441099
Sorry, that pic is too small to read comfortably.

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>>18440631
I could read an entire story just with Danz insulting this guy. Nothing else happening. It's that good!

>>18441178
Thank you very much!

>>18440621
I've got a pretty giant femdom fetish, this aint my shit though. Read a few things on ao3.

>>18441239
>I've got a pretty giant femdom fetish, this aint my shit though.
Sorry.
>Read a few things on ao3.
What's that?

>>18441233
I was going to say it on the other thread but I didn't want to get vacationed.

>>18441255
Nah, nah, not your fault anon. Ao3 is a fanfiction site where authors publish shit exactly like this, and it has intricate tag system to help you find shit. The problem is, fetishes are inherently very personalised so, personally, only the niche-est things I can find myself liking. Sexuality is fascinating. I make up my own stories myself.

>>18441285
That sounds interesting. I might go check it out and post there!

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>>18441326
Worried about something?

>>18441285
It was only a matter of time.

>>18441350
AP this is AA. I just want you to say thanks for everything these past couple months. It may not mean much for very much longer but please try to look out for /wpop/. Whatever happens just know I wasn't trying to trick anyone. I just wanted to contribute.

>>18441364
>AP this is AA. I just want you to say thanks for everything these past couple months.
You're welcome!
>It may not mean much for very much longer but please try to look out for /wpop/.
I will. I should continue posting there indefinitely.
>Whatever happens just know I wasn't trying to trick anyone. I just wanted to contribute.
Well, whatever happens, I'll remember that.

"Mommy! Baby wants to fuck!" Dee Pea screamed out. "Baby wants to fuck!"
great stuff ap

>>18440687
Porn also concentrates weapons grade uranium in Iraq.

Autism

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>>18442004
I do not know who aurora is but if given the opportunity I will call them autistic

>>18441565
Thanks MB! Yeah, that seems to be a popular line in that particular story!

>>18442042
She's strange, but not autistic.

>>18442148
take a look at this aurora thread on /hr/, lots of auroras you use, but in high res

>>18442190
Thanks! I'll look for it!

i want more stories

>>18442688
When they come to me, I shall write them.

>>18442783
understandable. have a nice day

>WPOP on /lit/

>>18442948
/litpop/

>>18442929
>understandable. have a nice day
You too!
>>18442948
Only when it's storytime. We have someone who tends to get us banned for storytime.

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>>18442955
These girls don’t write books
(Aurora is cute though)

>>18443017
The Star of Swift Justice!

>>18443017
>These girls don’t write books
>(Aurora is cute though)
Did you miss the whole thread? Did you read any of it? There are stories about Aurora, Annie Clark, and Danz, /wpop/'s mascot. Here's a sonnet about Marina.

>>18443203
Stories about, sure. But I said they didn’t write them

>>18443220
>But I said they didn’t write them
DUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!

>>18443232

i'm sending this to danz and recommending she contact the authorities you sick fuck

>>18443282
I doubt you're serious, but if you are, you'd be harassing her, whereas no one here is harassing her.

Swift Justice

Episode 1: Taylor vs. Hater

In the pilot episode Taylor tracks down a hater who has been spewing nasty rhetoric about her online. When Taylor arrives at his parents house in rural Nebraska to confront him, we see he is an unattractive 20 something year old with stains on his t-shirt, unclipped fingernails, an unkempt beard with crumbs in it, wearing cargo shorts while sporting both socks AND sandals. After Taylor points out the fact that there is urine streaming down his leg from fear and realizing his shorts are soaked in piss the man breaks down and begins sobbing. He confesses that after living his whole life as a kissless virgin he unfairly decided to take his anger and frustration out on Taylor and her career. Taylor asks him to lead her to his bedroom and he complies. We see his bedroom is dirty and Taylor comments on the pungent odor festering within the room. On his computer screen we see the Reddit homepage with browser tabs indicating an affinity for "shota", "tranny", "scat" and "tentacle" pornography. Taylor tells the man that if he is truly sorry there is a way he can redeem himself. The man agrees that redemption is the only way he can be at peace for the wrongs he has done towards Taylor. Taylor tells him to sit on his bed and close his eyes and prepare himself to be at peace. The man apologizes to Taylor once more with his eyes still closed and Taylor tells him all is forgiven while pulling out a Desert Eagle .357 Magnum from her cute red purse. Taylor proceeds to unload the entire 9 bullet clip into his skull and body. Back outside we see Taylor covered in the blood of the incel and she can't contain her excitement. "I think that went really well!" Taylor exclaimes with a smile from ear to ear!

>Next week Taylor tracks down a 40 year old, fat, ugly, bald headed high school janitor from Chicago who's been posting photoshopped nudes of Taylor he created himself on 4chan's /b/ board.

>>18443282
danz is already terrified of you, creep

>>18443420
Nice! This sounds very promising indeed!

>>18443420
>Next week Taylor tracks down a 40 year old, fat, ugly, bald headed high school janitor from Chicago who's been posting photoshopped nudes of Taylor he created himself on 4chan's /b/ board.
Chicago? Hey, the guy could work as a janitor at Electrical Audio, Steve Albini's recording studio, which might make him confident enough to claim online that he "works for a big time record producer as an audio engineer."

>>18443544
I figured I'd get DP out of the way right off the bat.

>>18443571
>I figured I'd get DP out of the way right off the bat.
But DP claims to love Taylor Swift now. He probably does the five knuckle shuffle to pictures of her every day now. It's either that, or he's just pretending to love Taylor Swift to piss off everyone in /wpop/.

>>18441795
but that's based

>>18444748
Based in the wrong place!

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