/lit/ - Literature

>>18346495
this one too

>>18346519
The premise of this one is quite good

>>18346474
Your welcome

>>18346537
Holy shit I was in that thread and saw the top post bu not the 2nd. Beautiful.

>>18346474
I have that bottle

>>18346474

>>18346571
what the fuck did I just read?

>>18346507
based he needs to write it

>>18346474
that peppermint stuff makes my balls tingle

it's quite nice

This one gets me everytime. I want to read Henry James because of it, but I feel like I'll just be thinking of the line, "having passed from fart to shid," the entire time

>>18346728
lmao I remember that thread,
>we have recently doo doo'd our diapers, having actually transitioned from fart to shid, which was the point of our pants fillings
fucking hell

>>18346481
Wtf is this real??

>>18346474
Omg those fucking bottles of shampoo are so off putting. I had one in my shower for ages that I couldn't help but reading and wondering who the fuck thought that should be on a bottle of soap.

>>18346481
>>18346787
holy shit I am dying

>>18346537
You may laugh at him, but ultimately he is irrefutable.

>>18346728
I haven't laughed this hard from a 4chan post in nearly three years of being on their God forsaken website.

Thank you anon.

>>18346728
AHAHAHAHA

>>18346728
And thus reddit was born

>>18346511
>>18346495
Kek. Always fun reading pretentious idiots who don't realize they're describing being filtered in masturbatory purple prose.

>>18346474
Where's the one cap of the guy who self references his own characters in casual conversation? Had something to do with a guy who had a knob on his head

>>18346652
Hey I remember that thread.

>>18346652
>eternal yonic activity, as a deterritorialized neovagina
I was in the original thread, have seen the screenshots many times, and I still kek at this with great merriment.

>>18346912
nvm found it

>>18347005
I promised myself that there's going to be a gregory berrycone in every novel I write

>>18347005
Truly a classic on par with I want you to make the transaction now

>>18346481
>>18346596

>>18346898
calm down pedo

>>18346610
wow it's like I'm actually on youtube

>>18346728
wtf i was gonna post this. i only got one (you) when i made it last week

>>18346481
fuck off asshole

1/2

>>18347281
2/2

1/2

>>18347303
2/2

>>18346537
>Pepeius

>>18346537
Did he post any pics of the book?

>>18346519
WE NEED TO GO WIDER

>>18346728
Fuck I have tears in my eyes

>>18346652
Insufficient reference to Delezue, Credit paper. Adequate, but properly the object of a Masters' Thesis at 50,000 words with other close text readings of italian anaphallocentrism.

>>18347303
>>18347310
This one is great, merged it into a single image for future posting

>>18347533
Someone screen capped the thread I made. I'm officially in 2 4chan screencaps :)

>>18347634
*and I am the focal point of both

>>18346787
The image is from Codex Seraphinius I think.

>>18347675
It’s from this

>>18347689
Awful font choice.

>>18346652
I really want this to be real. I want to believe that this person actually wrote an essay about Dante’s transgenderism in college and that this is not just a 4chan bait

>>18346652
he is larping but i am now 100% convinced. only read inferno, though.

>>18347711
i think it's just times new roman

>>18347729
It's clearly Calibri you fucking pleb

>>18347737
I’m pretty sure it’s times new roman

>>18346728
the pepe is actually quoting from finnegans wake

>>18347729
>>18347737
>>18347742
Calibri and Times are serif fonts, that is clearly a sans-serif fonts you typographically-illiterate retards

>>18347005
i am constantly frustrated not to see the works of /lit/ anons such as this and tumult of the nigger on the shelves at bookstores. it would make me so happy. i would hug it to my chest all the way to the cashier. i would read the whole book in one sitting and grin the whole time. i would pour through it through the next week or so for the final versions of the passages that were posted her and chuckle the whole time.

>>18346474
Hey guys,
Come watch my video on wittgenstein's ruler!
(And how it applies to statistics)
https://youtu.be/ktl6eiPilT8

>>18347533
Thanks, I was hoping someone would (I've had it for 2 months and been too lazy lol)
>>18347634
Don't make me regret it. The guy making the fake Rupi poems made that shit thread.

>>18347350
nah it was just larp
he forced his hand too much as the thread progressed and the bait became evident

>>18347875
No he didn't. Because I made the thread and I didn't make the poems

>>18346507
This is bumper animation from a childrens network

>>18347033
What’s that?

>>18348086
No. Fake Rupi MADE the thread. You just (accidentally) provided him the medium with which to work his magic.

>>18346507

>>18346728
Unironically Rabelaisian.

>>18346537
I'd send him a winter cap for him to wear for free.

>>18347165
All it needs is a le nobody comment.

>>18346537
I remember wishing so badly it was real

>>18346537
Now that is some powerful autism.

>>18347689
>Sans Serif

Sans Serif fonts in physical books are off-putting.

>>18347758
Kill yourself.

>>18348650
It's Times New Roman.

>>18348655
no

>>18348702
Based

>>18347533
1/2

>>18348679
It's Courier, you mongoloid.

>>18348754
I want her to cane my bare bottom while she forces me to praise her poetry.

I guess being the only board where you can have a proper discussion comes with a cost: This thread isn't funny at all.

>>18347218
>grug blame long nose tribe for bad berry harvest
mein fucking Seids

>>18347041
I'm the 5th one down, what about you guys?

>>18346474
Anyone have the one where anon has a schizo esoteric neighbor who forces him into the book club? That thread was a riot

None of these jokes are funny.

>>18350495
we failed bros our life mission of making anon lightly exhale through his nose is a failure

why even live

>>18349011
ITS FUCKING COMIC SANS

>>18350252
Kek I wanna see that

>>18350594
Is this the power of woman?

>>18346474
I use this soap because I find schizobabble endearing. But god damn I read it eventually and it's completely kiked! Still buying the soap, though.

>>18347218
is the 'grug think no meaning but grug laugh' also Pynchon? I realise the rocket guy is Pynchon.

>>18350956
this is one of the best shitposts ever typed on this board

that's the thing about /lit/, the shitposts are often not good, but when they are good, they're better than most of the stuff you see on /fit/ or /tv/

>>18350956
Ligeia irl

>>18348521
I get it

>>18346652
Kek

>>18350956
extremely well written

>>18347758
Based

>>18350495
This. Based contrarian.

>>18348650
it's supposed to be off-putting it's a horror novel

Can someone explain me, unironically, what's the deal with Call of Kappa, Crocodile, Arcade, etc ?

So far I suspect someone from /lit/ wrote them, but what's the deal with them ? They seem pretty popular on /lit/.

>>18351740
the author has been spamming threads nonstop so it became a meme

>>18346537
Honestly the first post was funny, but the second post kind of ruins the joke. You can tell that it's fake

>>18351740
hi F

>>18351822

F?

>>18351740
its one retard who is trying to meme his very, very bad books by shilling constantly and samefagging

>>18351756
>>18352115
Basically this, don't let the shitposters tell you otherwise: the author of those books has been vehemently shilling those books here for months now, and some anons play into the joke and shill them too

>>18352115
what about the Behead All Satans guy

>>18352149
he's great
and you're a nigger

>>18351740
A bunch of books by someone from here. The author bought 4chan ads and it gave then away for free on here from the ads for a while. It led to the books becoming memed.
I

That bottle is /lit/ tier unironically I have some at home and there's so much text covering every inch of its label

>>18350594
>my beau nouveau
I physically lurched and gagged.

>>18351760
the second contains "Pepeius", at which point this should be the final punch line

>>18351760
>You can tell that it's fake
yeah? what gave it away? retard

Snēd

>>18348650
>>18348679
>>18349011
>>18350588
fuck this is so funny

>>18352252
no one wants to read your book, faggot
you will never be a real author and will die a failure

>>18346507
I remember a similar premise from infinite jest

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>>18350973
yea its one of those posts that could be considered proper literature

>>18352822
This is a massive cope

>>18353099
you will never be a woman

>>18350972
It's probably Camus.

>>18346537
>this was a week ago
What the fuck feels like a day ago.

>tfw GPT-3 rewrites The Catcher in the Rye and it's even better than the original

>>18346519
bravo bravo

>>18353655
these comics are great. the "existential comics" dude wishes he could make this shit.

>>18353664
This is gold.

>>18347857
Not bad

>>18353699
what websitei s that

>>18347751
Calibri is sans serif though. it is neither tnr nor calibri. it looks like arial but i cant be sure.

The classic Tumult of the Negroes...

>>18355227
beta.openai.com

>>18355909
who are the last 2 guys supposed to be I think 3rd to last is zizek?

>>18355893
the third comic is an accurate summary of the novel

>>18356042
varg and peterson

>>18346596
this old pic has finally found its ultimate destiny

>>18350956
this is my favorite /lit/ post ever

>>18352532
This is some of my favorite prose ever, who is this based on?

>>18346537
this is lovely

>>18346474
As per tradition, anyone have the 'oats' exchange?

>>18357423

It is based on the opening passage of Infinite Jest where the protagonist is interviewing for a tennis scholarship at a college, it’s quite faithful to the original.

fpbp

>>18346824
it's soap and Dr. Bronner was legitimately schizophrenic

Please post the version of this meme where reading turns to a descend into hell. I've looked for it for ages

>>18350594
>brown skinned

>>18359491
the Hegel one?

>>18359573
Thank you based anon

>>18346481

>>18359699
cringe boomer humor

>>18359699
based boomer joke

>>18346571
>1488 words so far
magick

Can someone post the booktuber compilation image where it traces the progression of her realizing that 4chan was trolling her?

>>18346728
>mfw I talk and email like this