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So anon, you told me that your favorite author is Jordan Peterson and you used to spending night listening to Joe Rogan Podcast. Like wow you are so alpha. Come to my apartement now. I’ll cook your favorites. Umm, mind if i try yo meat tonight? U know what i mean, haha.

>> No.18342473

Woah, Anon. I didn't know you were a wealthy oil Sheik from Dubai. W-what? You don't want to discuss lit with a woman. You chauvinist piece of- oh wow, $10,000! Sure I'll eat camel shit for that.

>> No.18342484

>tfw I ask a girl if she'll sit on my chest and fart in my face 50% of the time
>tfw it works about 1/5 times
Just gotta learn to gamble bros.

>> No.18342494
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>>18342452
ayo what's her social media tho

>> No.18342498

>>18342452
who dis bitch?

>> No.18342509

>>18342498
Appears to be a Mormon

>> No.18342512
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>>18342509
can i buy another pic like this off you? not joking btw

>> No.18342516

>>18342484
Absolutely based

>> No.18342551

>>18342494
read Jordan Peterson first

>> No.18342571
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>>18342551
Jordan Peterson isnt thicc af tho

>> No.18342663

>>18342512
She's like if someone was stupid enough to believe pj Harvey was attractive, then copied her face only to fail miserably and be mogged by a hairy 3/10

>> No.18342855

>>18342663
>pj Harvey
Who?

>> No.18343578

>>18342452
>high wasted pants
uh oh

>> No.18345055

>>18342494
@nikahigashionna