/lit/ - Literature

I would literally let her castrate me for one chance at her succ

I hate her because she's not white.

I hate her because she's a woman.

I hate her because she's a curry version of my high school crush, whom I still dream about.

the world does not revolve around me
I hate her because she's successful despite being worse at poetry than any of the posters above, even those who haven't written a line in their life.

/lit/ BTFO

>>17987531
I think she's kind of cute desu, and I hope that someday I have enough of a successful literary carer to drunkenly hit on her at a fancy party and maybe even sniff her hair as she walks away.

Who is this sand nigger?

>>17987611
She's a street shitter you fucking bigot

>>17987617
Shut up, you faggot coon

>>17987619
It is a curse
To be the color of poop
Do you know how often
Flies confuse me for food

>>17987619
Its a blessing she the color of earth bcuz i force my seed into her

>>17987630
kek

Everyone's more successful than me.

>>17987570

>>17987630
kek'd

>>17987643
Nice! I'm now part of a hecking epic meme!

No idea who this bitch is but she looks hot

I just wanna drop a hot nickel ball on her pussy

>>17987540
Based Department?

>>17987643
kek

>>17987531
Let me tell you brother, I've fucked some hogs in my day, but there is nothing that compares to a good indian pussy after some hash, if you know what I'm saying.

>>17987996
>I've fucked some hogs in my day
You been piggin?

Sometimes a man needs to fuck a few hogs

>>17987996
>if you know what I'm saying.
No, elaborate.

>>17987531

Yes.

Modern poetry
is pretty
easy
you just have to
write some words
and you don't
even have to make
rhymes
Fantastic !

>>17987643

>>17987611
>>17987617
>>17987734

>>17987531
I want to fuck her feet

>>17988329
I never knew I could feel this way

>>17987531
I don't hate her but I think her "poetry" is trite and tryhard and I showed it to my mom while we were hanging out on a Barnes and Noble, so at least her opinion has to count, right?

>>17987643
beautiful...
I am crying

>>17988329
such art

>>17988043
Let's make rupi poem memes a thing

I don't like
Her poetry
But
Her ass
Is nice
I think

Rupi Kaur Is
an obnoxious bitch
who writes
8th grade poetry
at the age
of 30

Why do women with big noses make me feel so aroused. Can anyone relate or have any insight as to why? Is there anything in literature about this?

>>17987531
I have no idea who she is and I feel good about that.

>>17988899
Neither did I but now I'm horny

>>17988974
Get better taste in women b

>>17988981
Can't help what I'm aroused by

>>17989007
This got me thinking. Every single girl I've ever seriously tried to get with has been some shade of brown. Even going back to elementary school, I only had crushes on brown girls. Thinking back now
>Latina
>Indian
>Latina
>Indian
>Indian
>Latina/Black
>Latina

>>17988388
True art ! Pure beauty !

>>17989045
You're a true Murican'.

>>17989053
Yeah but I still think white girls are attractive and my neighborhood growing up was 70-85% white

>>17987643
>still better than whatever counts as her best

I don't hate her. I don't even care about her.

I do wish I had money, though.

>>17989045
Is there some quality you attribute or associate with latina or black women that you find attractive? Could it also be that you perceive them as easier than a white girl of the same level of attractiveness and so more appealing?

>>17989045
wait until you discover iran

>>17987630
good one anon

>>17987531
>You only hate her
I don't know who she is
>she's more successful than you
Ok I hate her

>>17987531
Typical thing a woman says

i want to lick her stinky indian asshole

>>17987599
This one is alright.

>>17987619
Ineffective humor since she is not actually affecting any posture; for example, Sterne and Swift affect the the posture of a learned scholar or a storyteller in order to misdirect the reader toward something ridiculous. But with Kaur it is too obvious that she is trying to be funny.

>>17987643
Pretty good affectation of your average /r9k/ poster.

>>17988329
Pretty good affectation of your average /pol/ poster.

>>17987599
kek

>>17989159
No. I don't think its a conscious trait or a socially-produced idea since it's been like that since I was literally 5 and it's not a pattern I have noticed or specifically acted on until the last few months

>>17988388
Dude this is kek x 9363937474748

>>17989652
Well do you think you are genetically inclined to mate with non white women?

>>17987643
My sides

>>17989667
I don't see why I would be. Maybe I'm like destined to BLEACH everything to my south

>>17988816
Based and horny shnozposter

Imagine this poonjob riding you with a strapon.
Sometimes nonconsensual sex is the best

If i had a tongue long enough i would stick my tongue up her ass until it went out of her mouth, then i would eat her pussy simultaneously

She is a beautiful goddess and I would worship the ground she walks upon

https://www.wikifeet.com/Rupi_Kaur

>>17987643
Great job

>>17988388
Imagine if a male poet did the same thing, scribble a misshapen man crudely spreading himself and the poem is in the shape of his dick. Why are women allowed to get away with so much shit?

>>17989798
The asshole was a great addition

>>17989798
She should have drawn one where theres a stream of piss coming out the vagina

>>17989798
Don't criticise my queen

>>17989859
If it were her piss? I'd drink it

>>17987531
i don't hate her and i don't care about her at all. i have no idea who she is.

by hating celebrities you don't know, you are giving them your energy. focus on things you like instead of things you hate.

>>17989883
I'd get it in an iv bag and straight up inject it into my bloodstream

>>17989892
I like her. I like her a lot

>>17989895
Imagine the feeling of her piss flowing through your veins. The knowledge that this beautiful goddess is literally inside you. What a warm feeling that must be

>>17989915
I feel like it would be even more potent than a shot of heroin. Probably more akin to having the blood of Jesus himself flowing through you to clean you out.

>>17987739
More like autistic department you fucking incel

>>17987531

>>17987630
It is a curse
To be the color of cum
Do you know how often
Anon confuses me for food

>>17987643
nice job.

>>17989453
>affectation
He copied posts in this thread you fucking imbecile.

>>17987630
>>17990458
Kek

>>17987548
>>17987540
fuck you stealing me idea

I hate her because I'm indian.

>>17987630
fucking KEK

>>17987611
She's a Poojeta who drowned kittens in a well when she was a child back in her shithole vile country

>>17992147
is this true lol?

>>17992153
Not if she's (d)hindu. They're vegetarian don't do anything to animals because they're afraid of reincarnating as animals.

>>17992158
she's still clapped though

>>17992146
KEK

>>17987531
No

>>17987531
Peak vulgarity — that fingering poem reading cemented her vileness, absolute buffoon shitter

>>17987599
>>17987619
Why is there no capitals, commas and periods? It feels like I'm reading a rushed sentence.

>>17992466
The matter with her is not just the vulgarity alone, it's that untranslatable russian word "пoшлocть" that applies to so much of her oeuvre

>>17992466
Which poem?

>>17992541

Explain the word please.

>>17992974
https://twitter.com/kanyewestluvr/status/1373960424282988546?lang=en-gb

I hate her because her poetry is dogshit

>>17987531
her poetry is actual dogshit, but she deserves props for swindling millions with the corpse of the deadest artform.

>>17989045
same

t.racist

>>17989045

>>17989045
You're biologically inclined to seek diversity.

>>17993142
>the corpse of the deadest artform

Oh, I didn't realize she wrote plays.

>>17989045
You're a coon hound my friend

>>17987548
Based

>>17987630
Fixed

if she is considered a great writer then that is a great excuse to find other aspirations and never revisit contemporary literature again

>>17994073
>>17992146
Kek