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Where does being a "consoomer" begin and end? I imagine it is some sort of commodity fetishism but when I think about it, aren't all collectors of something (human produced goods) consumers?

>Guy that collects Funko Pops: Obviously a consoomer
>Black guy decked out in designer brands (Gucci, Yeezy, Supreme, etc): Clearly a consoomer
>Stuffy old white man that collects cigars and whisky: A consoomer too
>/lit/izen with his whole Penguins nicely lined up in the shelves: Consoomer too

>> No.17884863

>>17884860
jt;dr

>> No.17884875

She has the physiognomy of a real slut. I am imagining using her holes and emptying my seed into her.

>> No.17884881

>>17884860
The only thing that could make her any hotter would be if she had a cute little penis.

>> No.17884890

>>17884860
ok, lemme ruin it for you faggots.
She's got tattoos on those arms.

>> No.17884894

Who is this jezebel?

There is no end. It is the only purpose of our society

>> No.17884895

>>17884860
Why does it matter if someone is a consoomer? Go outside and have sex

>> No.17884898

>>17884860
I want to ruin her

>> No.17884904

>>17884860
Don't be a retarded consoomer when you're a young man. Slave, save, and invest.
The old white guy with the cigars and whiskey is doing it right

That's not to say don't enjoy things, but enjoy things AFTER you save 15 or 20% and wisely invest it

>> No.17884905

>>17884860
Any collection of objects for the objects' sake is consumerism. If you purchase books because they are books, and not for the sake of the knowledge contained within them, you are a consumer. There obviously is a level of "consumerism everyone adheres to in that everyone consumes food, and drugs, but it's a baseline level not to be considered in this discussion.

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17884965

>>17884860
I wanna bury my face in her hair and kiss the back of her neck so bad bros, it's unreal.

>> No.17884971

>>17884905
Based and this. I don't have the time or desire to watch many movies more than once, so I never ever buy movies, ever. I don't have a 4k player so I'd "kinda just have to buy them again" and so I just don't buy them, ever

>> No.17884981

You are consooming silly memes and letting them warp your worldview

>> No.17884982

>>17884860
I just want to be a blue haired mommy goth gf, but I'm stuck being a soft skinned anime boobies boy :/

>> No.17884990

>>17884860
sick of this ramona flowers shit

>> No.17884993

>>17884860
Anyone know this slut's OnlyFans?

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>>17884990

One must imagine hatefucking Ramona happy.

>> No.17885052

>>17884860
Imagine her skin tanning after a day at the beach, then going back to the hotel and cooming on her bright red body.

>> No.17885079

>>17884890
That just makes it better. Then you can abuse the fuck out of her without any attachment.

>> No.17885098

>>17884860
Coomer thread

>> No.17885101

i want to pull the teeth out of an e-girl's mouth one by one

>> No.17885104

>>17885101
baste butters

>> No.17885121

>>17884860

I kike computers and gadgets and things that I can use to learn and do things with. Besides things that are fun and for learning or bring valuable experience I basically agree with Society of the Spectacle.

We live in some crazy as fuck bizzaro world of hyper consumption with a total absence of human connection in what we do.

Individualism will be the death of us.

>> No.17885122

jade anh

>> No.17885127

>>17885101
Psychotic

>> No.17885130

>>17885122
She has Asiatic features

>> No.17885152

>>17885122
>hapa
cooooooooooooooooooooooom

>> No.17885155

>>17885101
Thank you for your service.

>> No.17885156
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17885156

BLEACHED

>> No.17885186

>6/10 turns into 9/10 with the help of filter, cakeup and photoshop and has a simp nation at her disposal as a result
it’s tiresome, loathsome even

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>>17885127

>> No.17885206

>>17884860
jt;dr
christ this board has gone down the fucking shitter

>> No.17885217

>>17885101
blessed psychopathposter posting what we're all feeling even if we're too scared to admit it

>> No.17885226

>>17885186
This is the future (You) chose.

>> No.17885245

If you're being a retarded /lit/ pseud, then there's no end to consumerism until you die. You literally have to consume something that some other entity made to survive.

If you're being realistic, being a "consoomer" ultimately ends when you stop caring about the fact that you own or have consumed something. That is, if you take the idiom "have your cake and eat it, too" in its intended original meaning (more obvious with the Unabomber's "eat your cake and have it, too"), you should simply eat the damn cake, rather than boast or care so deeply that you have once owned the cake or tastes something as good as it.

>> No.17885248

>>17884860
A “consoomer” is a person who not only bases their personality around a product or item, but also filters most of their political/personal views through the product (usually mass-produced memorabilia or something similar) or media (usually big-budget movies or mainstream TV shows) and has an unreasonable amount of loyalty to the brand or the corporation that produces the product. The term was made to make fun of the adult men who spend most of their money on funko pops and filter their entire worldview through marvel/Star Wars movies.

>> No.17885253

>>17884965
go to art school and this dream will come to a crashing halt

>> No.17885260

>>17885253
what are art hoes like?

>> No.17885263

>>17885260
Shallow.

>> No.17885267

>>17884905
>If you purchase books because they are books, and not for the sake of the knowledge contained within them
You mean buying books just to have books not because you want to read them?
people do that?

>> No.17885276

Reasons of material desire, vanity, dopamine chasing. Reasons of knowledge.
A little bit of overlap, very little bit.

>> No.17885283

>>17884860
Better to consume than to be consumed.

>> No.17885344

>>17885253
I *am* at art school and there aren’t any women like this

>> No.17885363

>>17885122
I know she's a complete nutcase but god damn...

>> No.17885377

>>17885344
Is it on the coast?

>> No.17885404
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>>17885260
ACTUAL artist girls are awesome, just because people who take their craft seriously and have reached a high level of skill are generally well functioning people and nice to be around. the pretension and shallowness usually comes from the girls who are attracted towards art school or the "art life" as a means of making their life like their favorite foreign kino, which is genuinely what they think of, present themselves, and how they perceive the world 24/7. this obviously doesn't apply to just girls, I truly believe pretension is the lack of true dedication towards something that you love on a deep level, such as whatever artistic pursuit you're after... the process of becoming skilled at something is humbling. but the art hoes that blue hair op pic reminds me of, and why I wrote that post, usually are into making some really terrible art that they disguise as being experimental or shocking, when in reality its a bastardization of abstraction, guised with a true understanding of artistic principles for expression. this is where the typical pretentious abstract / experimental artist trope comes from; it really is those type of people who recognize that they can become like their favorite beatnik fuckwads by making sculptures of cum filled socks. when you're surrounded by this for four years, and date a few of them, you realize how much of a chore it is to play make-believe in their saccharine world. also their pussies tend to stink

>> No.17885411

>>17885377
No, it's in the Midwest
Couldn’t afford the tuition cost of going to some pricey coastie atelier

>> No.17885438

>>17885404
>also their pussies tend to stink
shame

>> No.17885449

>>17885404
No. They're mentally ill.

>> No.17885453

>>17885101
I hate this so much egirls are the future

>> No.17885459

>>17885121
Individualism will save us

>> No.17885463
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>> No.17885480

>>17885463
nooooo she smokes?!?!

>> No.17885483

It begins with Adam and ends with Christ.

>> No.17885497

>>17885411
That's why there aren't any like her. My sister went to MICA on scholarship and the place was flooded with them when I visited her.

>> No.17885501

>>17885104
Butters baste

>> No.17885512
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17885512

I hate the fact that I am too scrawny, too beta and too much of a dicklet to have a GF like that. I also hate the fact that she would get with Chad to have her desires tended to, because that is my secret disgusting fetish.

>> No.17885527
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17885527

>>17885512
kys nigga

>> No.17885530

she's an alcoholic loser bitch that likes to listen to shitty music she drinks and smokes and tokes and chokes dick

>> No.17885539

>>17885404
What is that pic from?

>> No.17885540

>>17885530
She's truely living the dream isn't she

>> No.17885558

>>17885121
>I kike computers
i am something of a hacker myself

>> No.17885562

>>17884860
If the only thing you do with the knowledge in the books is have them in your brain, you are a consumer.
You have to do something with that knowledge if you do not want to be a consumer

>> No.17885575

>>17885267
of course. there are whole companies that cater to it. like, nice hardback editions of classic novels that if you take them off the shelf turn out to just have project gutenberg text printed in an unreadably small font. they're not made for reading.

>> No.17885579

>>17885562
this is very true, that's why I talk about the books I've read on this board with my friends

>> No.17885588

>>17885539
richard sala's part from RAW issue 5
pbuh, he died last year

>> No.17885589

>>17885512
they like scrawny guys anon. dicklet doesnt matter, and shyness can be worked on, /part of mysterious persona. good luck

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>>17885575
What's the point of that?

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>>17885540
>>17885530
Can’t believe I’m attracted to the type of woman who does all the things I despise

>> No.17885632

>>17885602
It's almost as if attraction is not a rational process

>> No.17885640

>>17885602
That's litterally why

>> No.17885673

>>17885512
become the girl then faggot like half of this meme board

>> No.17885675

>>17885640
why what?

>> No.17885677

>>17885675
You're attracted to her

>> No.17885679

>>17885675
why i fucked your mom

>> No.17885689

>>17885677
I don’t understand though, I don’t like smoking or drugs or even drinking but I’m still attracted to drunk apathetic druggie arthoes

>> No.17885695

>>17885689
DX I do not have patience for this

>> No.17885760

>>17885101
Based dentist

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17885842

>>17885530
>>17885540
I don't get why that's so bad. I'd love to have a hot arthoe I could smoke with, have pseudo intellectual conversations about shitty music with and have sex afterwards with. It's nice to be in love, I wanna be in love.

>> No.17886005

>>17884875
>>17884881
>>17884894
>>17884898
>>17884965
>>17884982
>>17884993

BPD and ecstasy
Conceited with low self-esteem
She's a teenage dream if you hate yourself
Bright dyed hair and obnoxious clothes
Thinks communism is the way to go
She's a whore, a hole, a dime-a-dozen Jezebel
Fluored mind and SSRIs
A thousand yard stare for all those guys
That she fucked and sucked before you came along
Retarded views on politics
Likes to listen to shitty music
She drinks and smokes and tokes out of a dirty bong
She saw Ramona Flowers
And felt so empowered
By a movie made
In Hollywood
It's sad to think she's someone's daughter
Like a lamb to the slaughter
But honestly I'd still hit if I could
BPD and ecstasy
Thirty years old, but acts like she's sixteen
Likes to go to shows 'cause she's so fucking cool
Bright dyed hair but dead inside
Plan-B…

>> No.17886009

>>17885122
>No OnlyFans
That’s a shame.

>> No.17886047

>>17886005
This is a great poem desU

>> No.17886049
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17886049

>>17886005
wow how original

>> No.17886060

>>17885530
Damn, she sounds perfect.

>> No.17886066
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>>17886009
No it isn’t.

>> No.17886074

>>17886005
based nxp

>> No.17886088

>>17886005
You know, they’re not wrong but that song always sounded like a cope to me.

>> No.17886324

>>17885260
imagine the most insufferable woman times that by 10 and you will be somewhere close to an art hoe

>> No.17886493

>>17885101
...based?

>> No.17886514

>>17886493
No.

>> No.17886589

>>17884860
To be a consoomer is to find singular identity in products rather than in your critical thinking or response to them. There's no "critical thought" to collecting funko pops like there is to having literature, reading and reflecting on it.

But just having a long stack of books just to appear learned is more pseud than consoomer

>> No.17886850

>>17885842
Thing is they're incapable of love, especially one on the level of long-term commitment

>> No.17886878

>>17884860
This is what you consider attractive in America? Yikes.

>> No.17886946

>>17885530
BPD and ecstasy
Conceited with low self-esteem
She's a teenage dream if you hate yourself

Bright dyed hair and obnoxious clothes
Thinks communism is the way to go
She's a whore, a hole, a dime-a-dozen Jezebel

Fluored mind and SSRIs
A thousand yard stare for all those guys
That she fucked and sucked before you came along

Retarded views on politics
Likes to listen to shitty music
She drinks and smokes and tokes out of a dirty bong

She saw Ramona Flowers
And felt so empowered
By a movie made
In Hollywood
It's sad to think she's someone's daughter
Like a lamb to the slaughter
But honestly I'd still hit if I could

BPD and ecstasy
Thirty years old, but acts like she's sixteen
Likes to go to shows 'cause she's so fucking cool

Bright dyed hair but dead inside
Plan-B lifetime supply
She's a whore, a hole, gave head since middle school

Only pedophiles in denial
Think she's anything worth while
Her third-eye lifestyle will drive you wild

She's an alcoholic loser bitch
That likes to listen to shitty music
She drinks and smokes and tokes and chokes on dick

>> No.17888743

>>17886009
Based