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>when /pol/ produces a finer piece of prose than anything this place has excreted.

>> No.17877369

>>17877353
I’ve read better. Your either very new or a posting bait

>> No.17877415
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>>17877353
TRULY AMAZING
ANCESTRAL SEMEN KING §

>> No.17877441

>>17877353
Shit is kind of gay. At 17 she will have already banged 5-10 guys and he would be taking all of that leftover jizz into his own nuts.

>> No.17877456

>>17877353
>it was great...at first.
This is where I stopped reading.

>> No.17877476

doesnt beat gas station smoker story. not by a long shot.

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>>17877353
This one is better

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>>17877537
>>17877353
umm, try again, sweaty

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>>17877353
It's not amazing but this pol text I think is pretty special.

>> No.17878051

>>17877353
You have to be 18 to post here.

>> No.17878059

>>17877835
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER I'M SOOOO EDGY YOU GUYS xD
Are /pol/smokers even sapient?

>> No.17878065

>>17878059
implying you could write that well

>> No.17878069

>>17878059
Ah, you must be German. See, there's this thing called "humor", I'm sure you've read about it, and many such examples can be found on /pol/.
You learn to appreciate it.

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>>17878059
>he doesn't remember the thread
where have all the good posters gone, my dear, sweet /lit/?

>> No.17878081

>>17878059
that's /lit/'s very own you painfully oblivious newfag retard

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>>17878059

>> No.17878121

>>17878107
>"With a car, you can go anywhere you want," he said to himself, out loud.
See, this one actually demonstrates humor.

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>See, this one actually demonstrates humor.

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>>17878121
>See, this one actually demonstrates humor.

>> No.17878161

>>17878145
>thinks saying nigger over and over is wit
>posts soijaks
of course

>> No.17878182

>>17878161
Wit is educated insolence.

>> No.17878199

>>17878182
>educated
>doesn't know what niggardly means
>inb4 i-it was a pun!!
Puns have to work on more than one level.

>> No.17878203

>>17878155
Thank you for your service.

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>>17878199
loosen up m8, you sound like pic related
also nigger

>> No.17878210

>>17878199
I don't care. Nigger is funny.

>> No.17878223

>>17878210
>it's witty cuz it's educated
>ok maybe not but I really like it ok??

>> No.17878241

>>17878223
Never said it was "witty" or "educated", retard. "Wit is educated insolence." is an Aristotle quote. It means people who care about wit or think that wit is a quality to be heralded are annoying faggots with access to higher education.

>> No.17878325

>>17877353
fucking hell lmao

>> No.17878387

>>17878241
>annoying faggots with access to higher education
If you don't have access to higher education you're literally retarded.

>> No.17878418

>if you don't attend an institution designed to train you in highly specialized subjects totally inapplicable to daily life you're retarded
Newsflash faggot, if you didn't drop out by tenth grade you're so far gone it's unsalvageable. The only reason anyone should go to any post secondary institution is to socialize.

>> No.17878449

>>17878107
Anyone else done this IRL? I had it playing on my phone and I left it playing while pumping gas and I thought about the copypasta and said "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" to myself, out loud. Then I giggled and go back in and drove off.

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>>17878418
o... ok...

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>>17878418
>this level of cope
>too scared and passive aggressive to link to my post

>> No.17878503

>>17877456
same lol.

>> No.17878508

>>17878479
>complains about s o y jak
>cope sneed seethe etc

>> No.17878573

>>17878081
Damn anon, didn't know /lit/ was that painfully unfunny.
My expectations of /lit/ have been lowered day by day
/sci/ is without a doubt the better board

>> No.17878578

>>17877353
wait till you see /mlp/ lmao

>> No.17878581

>>17878418
>Disparaging education on a board that explicitly exists for those who value education and literacy
>Bragging that your education level is that of a 10th grader's
>Probably think Catcher in the Rye is deep because it's the last book you read before dropping out
I come here to escape retards like you that wasted everyone's time in high school and university by being unable to keep up and blaming the system for your own failings. If you're too retarded for school go slave away at McDonalds or whatever but you certainly don't belong here. Maybe /pol/ is more friendly to morons, in which case you're on the wrong board. Easy mistake to make when you're probably illiterate though.

>> No.17878604

>>17877353
>tf
>tp

>> No.17878608

>>17878581
>value education and literacy
education and literacy might as well be opposites.
>Catcher in the Rye
Catcher in the Rye's inclusion in the curriculum is exemplary in showing the total failure of standardized education.
>I come here
No, you don't.

>> No.17878620

>>17878573
every single word of this post makes it even more apparent how new you are, go back to whatever online gathering of eunuchs you originated from