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17761793 No.17761793 [Reply] [Original]

>Uh, Mr. Anon Anonymous is according to the New York Times a 'docile, ineffectual creature, trapped in his Mother's basement and shaking his first at the world'. He spent much of his youth absorbed in the writings of the great European and American authors, and is well renowned for his first words having been, "start with the Greeks." A phrase which no doubt now has come to haunt him, some decades later.
>Er, despite his habitual condemnation of virtually anything which smacks of contemporaneity, it was revealed in his recent article in Esquire that he does find some sympathy with the writings of Michel Houellebecq.

>We should like to begin by asking Mr. Anonymous that if it is true that he never leaves his Mother's basement, why is it that he's here with us tonight? ;)

>> No.17761867
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Well Bucky, I have to tell you that hearing such ncie things said about my work by the fine folks of /lit/ makes it all worth coming out for.

It's been an honour and a privledge to be invited onto your show tonight, and I'd like to leave you with a copy of my latest release, People Mover.

[awkwardly retrives paperback from interior coat pocket and hands it over to the unprepared host with a soft smile and a distinct lack of eye contact.]

>> No.17761886

>>17761793
What an absolute faggot by physiognomy alone.

>> No.17761897

>>17761793
IDK. I don't read Philosphy. I like history.

>> No.17762261

>>17761793
LMAO that sounded totally like Buckley

>> No.17762293

>>17761793
Oh my god he’s so HOT

>> No.17762328

>>17761793
Very well captured, anon.

>> No.17762616

>>17761897
based

>> No.17762960

>>17761793
Well done op lel

>> No.17763273
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>I see Anon, in a room! A filthy, bearded man in a room!

>> No.17763283

>>17761886
FEAR THE ANGLO

>> No.17763297

>>17761793
Y-you too

>> No.17763302

>>17762293
>t. His twink pool boys

>> No.17763312

>>17763302
Oops sorry I meant boat boy, I forgot the cover story Buckley used for his young bfs

>> No.17763377

>>17763302
>>17763312
>principled conservatives has the principled sexuality

i fail to see the problem

>> No.17763473

>>17763377
based

>> No.17763722

>>17761793
Listen buck, I live alone in a studio apartment and haven't spoken to my mother in a year.

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>>17763722
>I live alone in a studio apartment and haven't spoken to my mother in a year.
Pick up the phone and call your mother right now, or else.

>> No.17764434

>>17763722
Call your mom, bro

Even if it's just 5 mins, it'll mean a lot.

>> No.17764450

>>17763302
I’m a woman actually, I thirstpost in literally every Buckley thread

>> No.17764784

>Leans back 180 degrees

>> No.17765057

>>17761793
>We should like to begin by asking Mr. Anonymous that if it is true that he never leaves his Mother's basement, why is it that he's here with us tonight? ;)
I live upstairs I'll have you know.

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>>17761793
Shut up, you pretentious fool.

>> No.17766984

>>17761793
>We should like to begin by asking Mr. Anonymous that if it is true that he never leaves his Mother's basement, why is it that he's here with us tonight? ;)
Evidently, mr. Buckley, I have just disproven this malicious lie with my very presence here with you this evening.

>> No.17767667

>>17765524
BASED VIDALPOSTER

>> No.17767697

this would be funny if /lit/ read

>> No.17767728

>>17764434
>>17763741
don't do that.
Mothers are romanticized by sheltered boys, when in reality they are quite demonic and its best they are beign left alone letting them do what they wanna do.