/lit/ - Literature

>>17419943
My mind.
It won't shut the fuck up.

>>17419943
/lit/

>>17419943
Just realised I’d love for my gf to drape her tits over my face whilst I’m reading but she has the small titty :(

>>17419943
Music with lyrics

>>17419943
>parents watching tv too loud (can hear it even with my door shut)
>start thinking about something random and not focusing on what I'm reading
>can't stop posting on /lit/

>>17419984
Spic family? Poor little guy

>>17419943
>That squeeze headphones give you an hour into "24/7 loud rain loudstream"

>>17420006
Nope, white leaf. My room is just right beside the living room and my parents like tv. I'm NEETing for a few months until my university gives me my degree, coronachan relaxes, and international borders open up. Gonna ditch leafland.

>>17419959
you could always have her drape each butt cheek instead but the pinkeye to follow wouldnt be that sexy

>>17420024
why would governments relax their newfound capabilities? anyways, good luck with that.

>>17420033
I mean I’d take it honestly, she has nice plump butt cheeks and her hole is always nice and clean

>>17420048
>why would governments relax their newfound capabilities?
Don't say such things blease

there's nothing worse than fuckin leaf blowers, one day i am going to rip a leaf blower from the arms of a boomer and smash it in the road

>>17420200
agreed. furthermore, outlawing leaf blowers is the first step to reducing our impact on climate change. most inefficient use of resources in history. fuck leaf blowers and fuck the people who use them.

>>17419943
Honestly the only moments where I can't focus on reading are after having an argument with my gf :(

>itt: people with girlfriends
what the fuck man I thought we were in /lit/ because we were all lonely and depressed, not cool not cool

>>17419943
Wrestling with the fucking spine

>>17420278
iktf

hunger

>>17420287
/lit/ gets more pussy than any other board

Noticing something in the room is out of place and attempting to forget about it so you don't have to get up and move it

>>17420278
I feel that anon. The only time I attempted reading Mason & Dixon (with my best friend from home know less) my gf and I were in the middle of breaking up. Had to drop the book cuz even such a comfy book just had me stress and mentally frayed.

>>17420569
>know less

>>17420671
oh know phoneposting fucked me over again

>>17420727
>oh know

>>17420411
more than /fit/ and /fa/?

>>17420755
>/fit/
>/fa/
>...
>/pol/
>...
>/lit
>/v/

>>17420061
I prefer the bookshelf method

>>17420829
8/10

>>17419984
Ear plugs

The best thing that happened in my life

>>17419970
My nigger

Take the ambience pill

>>17419943
I can't start reading if there are loud noises, things like normal talking volume and people on their phones, music, but if I'm already into the rhythm and some music or talking or work started up I probably wouldn't take much notice.

>>17419943
>teenage neighbors are having another raver this weekend
>just trying to fight off the doomer inside me with classic russian novels

>>17420829
>/fit/
>getting laid

>>17423552
cope

>>17420829
Those boards may get laid, but they’re not getting pussy

>>17423552
They do a lot actually.
Theyre all homo, and muscly gays have an easy time fucking hoes.

the letters falling off the page

>>17419943
Thinking about a driver's test I have and sweating profusely and not noticing I've read 10 pages and have to go all the way back

>>17423582
about 90% of /fit/ is dyel

>>17419984
Get a job and move out you BABY

>>17420287
/lit/ posters who actually read books and have an interest in literature (rather than reading Wikipedia articles for philosophers they’ll never actually read the works of) are relatively well adjusted, it’s tourists from other boards that are loser virgins.

>>17420829
>more than /fa/
Idk anon, you tell me.

>>17423610
Don’t sweat it man you got it don’t worry too much

>>17422140
Stranger ass :(

>>17425346
By Albert Coomus

>>17419943
the book being shite

>>17419943
shitposting here

>>17425355
>google search gives nothing
fucking based, teach me to be like you

>>17420278
I hope I never get into an argument with my gf. That would be devastating. It’s prob going to happen regardless and I’m just being delusion but I would like to think we are perfect.

My wife. Between her Instagram videos randomly blaring, her buzzing about the apt, and answering calls, or simply interrupting me to talk about some banal Facebook comment.... Feels like I can never get into anything. Now with a baby on the way I am sure I'll never read anything again

>>17427301
>these are the people telling you that getting a gf will solve your problems

>>17420006
go back to /pol/ faggot