/lit/ - Literature

>>17383119
Dunno, probably something happened to /b/ or whatever.

>>17383119
its literally just 2 idiots and a sad man
1 wants to be banished
2 know how to restart their routers so they couldn't care less

>>17383119
i thought you were based frogposter fren?

>>17383119
Jannies are inept. I WILL apply to do it for free and you WILL have your unrelated threads deleted. I WILL DO IT FOR FREE!!!

>>17383167
good luck, the world of the jannies is a kafkaesque nightmare. You are both against the mods and against the users of this site.

>>17383185
My humble request is no porn on our sacred blue board. That is all.

>>17383167
Don't, anon. Let this place rot. They don't deserve you.

>>17383119
Forget it, Jake. It’s 4chan.

>>17383191
but this is my last bastion on the internet

>>17383192
>Le pop culture reference

>>17383199
No, it shouldn't be. I will make a latrine. Where everyone can shit post and have meaningful conversations. It is necessary.

>>17383142
we are based

>>17383206
>le basedface

>>17383217
then why are you complaining like a cuck instead of spamming his thread with gore or some other shit?

>>17383213
many have tried and failed, but I wish you luck. You'll need to deal with the eternal dynamic of good site = popular = bad community

>>17383226
different poster

>>17383206
Chinatown is a good movie tho

>>17383213
Is there a super secret and selective /lit/ discord or alternative forum or something?

>>17383119
it's getting raided by bunkerchan p sure don't know if you've noticed but it happens every month or so. usually it's a bunch of guys tugging their cocks and commie spam

>>17383279
Not a raid fellows

>>17383167
>Jannies are inept.
Jannies are complicit

>>17383279
Havent seem any commie spam tho. I think its just shitflinging.

>>17383119
Fuck's sake lads. It's at 100 replies. It's been on the first page for a full hour.

>>17383257
what do you want?
if its not to idiotic there's probably a tyrannical discord server that offers no quarter to any sort of adult material

>>17383279
This is different man

>>17383298
Been seeing "chud" and weird faggot speak an awful lot just today.

>>17383304
There's a fat Mr Oinkers thread on /pol/ too thats been up for nearly an hour. I think the jannies all quit...

>>17383309
This anon is right, moderation is inherently authoritarian. People will feel uneasy to express themselves at some point.

>>17383324
They are probably on a meeting deciding if they ban /PTG/

>>17383324
Who's Mr Oinkers?

bet this thread will be deleted before the granny pussy one

>>17383354
granny pussy is /lit/, why do you think we keep butterfly around

>>17383362
you seen her rancid skidmarks?

>>17383309
I want something like a mix between /lit/ and discord with a small community which holds reasonable (AND ENFORCED) rules. Yes I know, it doesn't exist.
>>17383340
They should just move it to >>>/x/
>>17383344
A guy who posts his asshole on /pol/ and asks for people to humiliate him. It's pretty vile. Just got 404d though. Maybe they're back.

>>17383322
an odd bunkerboi is always here every now and then responding to a dead thread and trying to into 4chan.

>>17383354
I never understood why they delete threads like this one, discussion of the state of the board should be allowed.

>>17383385
I think they're supposed to allow one at any given time.

>>17383385
>vague rules vaguely enforced
they used to let one but now they delete it or move it to /qa/, the "official" metaboard

This happens sometimes OP, when people find they are too addicted to the board they’ll post porn on in order that a janitor may, perhaps, ban them for a significant period of time so that they won’t have the option to post.

It’s so that their self control won’t need to be as strong, that’s all.

>>17383400
I know that it happens sometimes, but one of these such threads has never stayed up for this long, at least not in years, this is an anomaly.

>>17383385
Because if its not deleated there inevitably becomes 3 threads about the topic because it agrigates (you)s since everyone has their own oh so very enlightened opinion about the board.

Not saying gushing granny should be here either.

>welcome to 2021, /lit/bros

>>17383418
NO
IT"S NOT TRUE

There's a good new goodreads /lit/ group but its secret and you're not invited.

>>17383418
Meanwhile janny/mod is regularly deleting foreign language literature threads that are completely on-topic /lit/. I don't even mean language learning threads, I mean /lit/ threads for other languages, that are actually ABOUT literature (unlike 95% of threads here).

He moved the German thread to /bant/ kek. >>17372740

But meme threads and shitpost threads are fine.

>>17383418
half of them are complaining about that thread, they are not even saging it

>>17383437
Because you have to post in english, retard. That's why the Spanish General died too.

>porn threads
>eceleb threads
>/pol/ & commie bait threads
w...what's happening?

>>17383444
checked and you can only report it once. replying with a sage is worse than saying nothing.

>>17383437
Even shitposting english threads are higher literature then German "literature"

>>17383437
This is supposed to be a thread that supports intellectual improvements and yet it deletes threads that are in other languages with the intention of encouraging anons to pursue more langagues. Fuckin make it make sense.

>>17383454
WE USED TO READ BOOKS!!!

>>17383453
>YOU MUST ONLY POST GRANNY PUSSY IN ENGLISH

good rule

>>17383454
wtf you on about, there is like 2, this is a babies raid at best, there are a number of non contaminated threads.

>>17383462
read that granny pussy you faggot bitch lmao

>>17383466
No one said that you absolute retard.

I wanted to go to bed hours ago, but... now I need to watch /lit/ die.

>>17383472
>monolingual phoneposter doesn't get jokes
Go back.

>>17383462
>read actual book
>make thread to discuss get 2 replies only about how I chose the wrong cover
>porn thread on page 1 for 2 hours
Why.. bros...

>>17383475
then /lit/ "dies" twice a month lol

>>17383475
>>17383480
>>17383481
It finally happened, bros... we're free...

>>17383477
>monolingual
>phoneposter
>go back
why are you so sensitive retard? only because your /int/-tier thread got moved to another board?
>>17383484
now this one will be deleted as well

>>17383484
No we're not look again

oh nvm now there's someone posting shit-eating

It's over, the nightmare is finally over...

>>17383496
Take another glance. It's only just begun.

>>17383492
kek

>>17383496
it's not, /lit/ may die today boys. Batten down the hatches, I think we're in for a storm

>>17383492
As long as they don't enter this thread we should be safe

>>17383492
based

>>17383496
He's going full schizo mode this time. Prepare lads, this might be fun to watch.

>>17383504
>/lit/ may die today boys
cringe, this shit happens all the time. were you not there last summer when there were threads of guys firmly grasping their cocks like every night?

This is /lit/
Don't catch you slippin' now
Don't catch you slippin' now
Look what I'm whippin' now
This is /lit/ (Woo)
Don't catch you slippin' now
Don't catch you slippin' now
Look what I'm whippin' now

>>17383518
Also known as the Plato copypasta

>>17383518
I was there, but can you look me in the eye and tell me any of those threads stayed up that long?

>>17383507
I'm so sad and scared

>>17383531
get under the blanket and close the curtains, you'll be safe then

>>17383530
Nigger anus lasted a good 3 hours.

the poop eating is still there. I guess the janny only stopped in for a minute.

>>17383539
apparently the jannies are on strike and one crossed the picket line

>>17383539
yeah but he's not bumping it. Probably because he did get banned but not blocked, that's why he get to made the thread and then he got banned.

>>17383539
I get payed hourly, not by the amount of work.

I miss 2012-14 /lit/ bros

>>17383571

this board has always been shit, newfriends

>>17383571
I miss 6 hours ago,
any other oldfags here or just me?
Prove you are an oldfag by
>greentexting

>>17383596
If you are a newfag name the meme trilogy

>>17383605
Back in the glory days Dave Eggers was part of the trilogy, guess he's fallen out of favor around here though.

>>17383119
If you're so smart, which symbol is this? ∑
No google

>>17383605
Infinite, Something about rainbows and a third one. Sorry, ill hand in my newfag badge immediately.

>>17383626
the sum symbol dipshit. this board has the highest collective iq of 4chan why the fuck wouldn't i know basic precalculus.

>>17383706
based and not gay

>>17383119
>they do it for free
>they don’t read
Jezebel posting is the tired tactic of forum sliding from time immemorial, it’s now self propagating and aware with the advent of Coomerjack

>>17383706
Sigma balls

>>17383706
sigma balls goofy dumbass nigga LOOOOOOOOOOL

>>17383743>>17383762
Are you from /v/ or something? For us intellectuals it is a mathematical symbol first, and a Greek letter second. Fuck your moronic gamers' memes.

>>17383798
Ahem... Sigma balls

>>17383798
or maybe he learned greek. He seems particularly eloquent.

they usually post things to try to bother me. they will be gone soon though. there needs to be more philosophy threads.

which thread was it?
link me up