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What’s his endgame?

>> No.17351637

he sucks frodo off

>> No.17351645
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>>17351565
Stay out of my hallway, LOTR faggot

>> No.17351650

>>17351565
Think about it logically

>> No.17351690

>>17351650
I can’t. his machinations are too complex for my smoothbrain

>> No.17351691

>>17351565
to legalize gay marriage in middle earth

>> No.17351772

>>17351690
You probably have a daughter

>> No.17351891

>>17351565
to ensure no daughters ever plague hobbitton or middle earth ever again

>> No.17351908

>>17351565
He is a secret agent of Antinatalist canon. So human extinction is his end goal.
Beware of ideology.

>> No.17351920

>>17351565
getting us to fuck our daughters

>> No.17351940

>>17351565
Spiting out the absolute truth.

>> No.17352387

>>17351565
He plans to cuckold Samwise the fat lump of shit. He's gonna give Rosie the fat meaty cock of a hobbit who drank the water that grew the Ents. He will put a few good taters in that sweet hairy snatch while Sam wise watches imagining that he is Rosie and the Chad upon her arse is Frodo. Little bitchiest cunt in middle earth