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this is the gayest thing i've ever read

>> No.17142894

>>17142823
That's because you yourself are a faggot

>> No.17142896

>>17142823
>>17142894
What is this type of discourse called?

>> No.17142898
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>>17142894
this

>> No.17142899

>>17142894
not half as much as st. fagastine
>oo god I love you
>oo god you're so great
>oo god my dick is so small
>oo god your dick is so large and majestic let me suck it please

>> No.17142900

>>17142823
OH NO I STOLE A PEAR IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN

>> No.17142904

>>17142823
I enjoyed the cum town audiobook version

>> No.17142908

>>17142904
Where?

>> No.17142913

>>17142900
kek

>> No.17142918

>>17142908
https://youtu.be/2czv3KkcyHs?t=69

>> No.17142938
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>>17142918

>> No.17142945

>>17142894
This. Anyone who cannot understand outpouring of love for God are themselves a faggot, when they turn something Platonic such as that in that direction.

>> No.17142951

>>17142945
sure but why should I read this watered down Ru Paul version of David's Psalms?

>> No.17142961

>>17142918
Kill yourself you cringe normie.

>> No.17142963

>>17142961
nah

>> No.17142966

>>17142951
Wow, you're funny. You should do comedy.

>> No.17142982

>>17142963
>nah
Are you only LARPing as a normie now?

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>>17142966
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF THE SAINTS THEY'RE SO HECKING HOLY!!!

>> No.17142987

>>17142982
are u mad?

>> No.17143003

>>17142900
>NOOO! You can't use something simple and relateable to teach about deeper underlying truths!!!
Go to /v/, the literature in games like Metal Gear: Solid Snake is probably more your speed

>> No.17143011

>>17142984
>>17142987
Imagine being a hopeless modern and thinking you're smart because of it.

>> No.17143012

>>17143003
I..IS THAT A SEXUAL THOUGHT? I...IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONING

>> No.17143015

>>17143011
imagine being mad

>> No.17143023

>>17143011
relax nigga it's 4chan

>> No.17143054

>>17142823
read this:
https://www.deviantart.com/uthp/journal/The-Legend-of-Twilight-Zelda-Princess-part-I-348420007

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>>17143012
>Life is basically infinitely long
>No need to spend time on more important things, I can jerk off to Chinese cartoons all day today
>Just like every other day
>Hey, why is life passing me by??!? This must be Jesus's fault!

>> No.17143070

>>17143065
>Life is basically infinitely long
name one thing you'll do that's longer

>> No.17143071

>>17143065
>>No need to spend time on more important things
he says as he posts on 4chan.

>> No.17143077

>>17142823
>Contemplating and praising the Holy Godhead in its Three Persons
>"gay"
nope.jpg

Augustine is based as fuck. I only wish I had the willpower to renounce the world like he did.

>> No.17143082

you didn't read it

>> No.17143090
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>>17143070
Worship God and meditate lovingly upon His beautiful face for all eternity in the afterlife

>> No.17143098

>>17143077
>Godhead
that's what he'd like to give

>> No.17143111

>>17143090
ok, fair enough honestly

>> No.17143177

>>17143090
Holy shit that is gay

>> No.17143187
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>>17143177
Every one of us will face God for all eternity when time itself passes away and there is nothing left but God and our own immortal souls. Then all will experience the same Godhead, but to those who love Him, it will be heaven, and to those who hate Him, it will be insufferable hellish agony

>> No.17143201

>>17143187
Sounds like a cope

>> No.17143204

>>17143187
nope, it's all in your head dude

>> No.17143211
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>>17143201
When you and I are rejoicing and thrilling in the sweet view of God's face, let those who are suffering immeasurable anguish because of the same sight go ahead and tell us we're "coping"

>> No.17143218

>>17143211
I'd love for you to be right, but l wouldn't get excited about it

>> No.17143267

>>17143211
dont you think god will see straight through your egoistic desire to get one over on other people

>> No.17143282

>>17142894
fpbp

>> No.17143316

>>17142894
/thread

>> No.17143341

>>17143211
>thinking God has a literal face
>Catholics have to believe this

>> No.17143415

>>17143341
Why wouldn't he?

>> No.17143607

>>17142899
holy kek please tell me the whole book isn't like this

>> No.17143749

>>17143415
>he
hehe

>> No.17143855

I just ordered a copy of it. I also got a copy of Contemplative Prayer and Spiritual Exercises.

>> No.17143959

>>17143341
Do you think that Jesus was fully human except that he had a blank plate for his face?

>> No.17143974

>>17143065
>more important things
No such thing assuming basic needs are met Tbh

>> No.17144422

>>17142904
One of Nick's best fugue states

>> No.17144476

>>17143341
>interpreting it literally
Silly atheist.

>> No.17144484

>>17143218
It's not literally going to be that simple anon, but the Christian anon is essentially right. If there is reward for the virtuous, if morality exists, then he can not be wrong.

>>17143855
Got the exact same thing, funny.

>> No.17144962

>>17143607
well the first pages of every chapter are kinda like this

>> No.17145109

>>17142823
Quick rundown on this book?
After reading Nietzsche I decided not to bother one bit with Christianity

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>>17145109
>After reading Nietzsche I decided not to bother one bit with Christianity
Nietzsche has been such a horrible source for the corruption of the youth.

>yeah bro I decided to ignore 2000 years of history after this guy told me 2000 years later it was mistaken in such and such a way
Don't be silly anon. You can believe what you want about Christianity, but you're not educated if you just historically ignore it.

>> No.17145171

>>17145109
Also everyone should read Augustine, it's a classic and the archetypal story of Augustine finding his way to God, the religion of his mother. But with the (undoubted) brilliance and aesthetic beauty of Augustine.

>> No.17145222

>>17145171
>>17145163
But uncle Freddy told me to just read the Greeks and Hebrews and not to bother with the Christians and Germans

>> No.17145723

>>17142904
I found that bit tedious but

To Kill A Mockingbird was great though

https://youtu.be/-nzwkP756VI

>> No.17145729

>>17145109
Go read Fred again

His real target is the soulless atheist bugman, not religion

>> No.17145742

>>17145222
what if he told you to skip the greeks? would you do it?
why?
if not, also why?