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>be me
>wandering around a dark forest
>can't remember how i got here
>homeboy Bolano saves me from three nasty beasts
>says he's gonna guide me through the afterlife
>steps into hell
>first thing seen is pic related
>what do?

>> No.17095976

>>17094745
Masterbate

>> No.17095997

>>17094745
kill yourself

>> No.17096013

>>17094745
rape
rape again

>> No.17096558

imagine the smell,then...

>> No.17096678
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17096678

>>17094745
Uhhh..

>> No.17096688

>>17094745
lick her taint

>> No.17096698

>>17094745
>>what do?
Beat and rape

>> No.17096703

>>17094745
Kick her down or don't interfere.

>> No.17097057

>>17095976
just gonna whip your dick out in front of Bolano huh? kek

>> No.17097071

>>17094745
>Get out of my cave, you bitch
>I wanna have... Philosophical thoughts

>> No.17097085

>>17094745
What is she libating?

>> No.17097101

>>17096678
yandex

>> No.17097112

How do I get a gf like this

>> No.17097122

>>17097112
I almost got a girl like this once.
I don't think is worth it. They're kinda mad. A whole mess.

>> No.17097127

>>17097122
I didn’t ask if it was worth it I asked how you did it

>> No.17097165

This reminds me of that old Truffaut movie, L'enfant Sauvage. Do you think she even knows how to speak a language?
I'd probably walk by and hope she doesn't notice me, desu.

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>>17097127
She is on your tinder account in any heavily populated area. She says she's kinda sociopathic. She is called Morgana. She is reading The Satanic Bible for the second time in a row. She's half-jew and says Ayn Rand is TOTALLY like her. She once fucked on a drumkit. She likes Kiss and Bowie. She says she's a nymphomaniac (which I don't quite believe). She made your Astral Chart in order to see if you both are compatible.
She says she comes from a famed respected family and that she actually wish she didn't because then she would be able of doing as she pleases. She once almost was kidnaped. She once was on a play. She shall could sing. She traveled the world while you barely ever left your city. She believes in free love and other related bullshits. She doesn't eat meat.
In short, she's totally magnetizing to you in a way that it makes you kinda afraid of falling in love.

But sadly for our hero, she is also high maintenance...

>> No.17097665

>>17097354
>she likes kiss
That’s a bigger red flag than the others

>> No.17098178

>>17094745
walk out of the cave, restart wandering around the dark forest.
The tattoo breaks her nakedness spoiling the atmosphere.

>> No.17098193

>>17094745
I’d probably be too busy telling Bolano what a douche Trotsky was to notice.

>> No.17098201

>>17098178
if there was no tattoo I'd ravish, but the tattoo indicates that it would not be a very unique experience.

>> No.17098221

>>17098201
well said.
I browse /lit/ in order to meet people like you.

>> No.17099459

>>17097665
>That’s a bigger red flag than the others
Do tell me why. Kek

>> No.17099545

>>17094745
Write poetry with her obviously

>> No.17099836
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17099836

>>17097071
It’s her cave.