/lit/ - Literature

>>17019277
>using Omegle in the year c. 2020
Cringe

>>17019283
I use it to roleplay my hypnosis fetish over the text

>>17019277
>using Omegle to make yourself feel smarter than the strangers who probably don’t speak English very well by citing perennial philosophy
Cringe

I did this before and I found a Kshatriya Indian girl who was interested in films and poetry. We added on Discord and she would talk to me every day about the new films she'd watched or poems she'd listened to (she didn't read poems much, just listened to them) or novels she wanted to read. She was pretty cute, sent me pictures of her feet and boobs, but mostly we got on in what I like to imagine was the same Male/Female Platonic Love that the Cavalier Poets praised so much in their works. Then she went to take her English degree, got a job, and we sort of just stopped talking. I still have her Snapchat but I'm afraid it's been too long for another attempt. I miss her.

>>17019384
>Indian girl who was interested in films and poetry
Rupi Kaur????

make sure to show your dick to a questionably aged girl, op

>>17019595
>he is an infidel
>?
Made me kek

>>17019277

>>17019277
Lmfao

>>17019595
>are you apart of the clan of butterfly

>pretend to be ESL
>post blood meridian excerpt
>say it's from a "cowboy book probably written in cowboy times"
>get very sympathetic stranger who struggled with frankenstein
>i say frankenstein was easy mode
>they say I'm doing well if I could easily understand frankenstein
shit guys I'm starting to feel bad

>>17019781
Does butterfly use omegle?

>>17019851
yes. She watched me blow a huge, volcanic load on it the other day.

>>17019277
>16
>Guenon and Evola
oh makes sense, Evola and Guenon posters are underage

>>17019903
Yes they're also female retard shitposters

>>17019548
Based

well

I've come to find that the readers of omegle only read YA trash.

>>17019752
>You have disconnected
Holy fuck my sides are in orbit

>>17019277
gilfs like me get no love

We had this thread about a year ago. Someone posted a screencap of a convo with a 13yo girl who was very enthusiastic about her favorite ya book series. This conversation was better than anything I've read, watched, seen or experienced in the past decade. I cried for the first time in years.

>>17019548
kek

>>17020048
>This conversation was better than anything I've read, watched, seen or experienced in the past decade. I cried for the first time in years.
As in so funny you cried or you were genuinely touched? I'm curious about this now.

>>17020035
You disconnected on me you bitch

>>17019277
What are the chances of these just ending up being anons talking to other anons?

>>17020087
other anons are all I've gotten so far

>>17020058
feelz

I'm surprised he didn't disconnect way before

>>17020126
>Not knowing about niggerman

>>17019277
do you end up on a list if you have a 1 on 1 discussion with an underage person on the net?
I wouldn't have thought about this before clown world kicked in

??

>>17020048
this?

>>17020162
Kek. I think I said the same thing to the same person.

>>17020018
our future generation
I had a round with "art" they all draw porn

>>17020169
Icried.jpg

I don't know where this one was going, if I'm honest

>>17020242
Must've been a KJV Onlyist.

>>17020242
The classic "acting interested in a book they know nothing about"

>>17019277

bantz

norwegian classics major please sit on my face and defile me

>>17020347

>plenty
Proceeds to not mention one book they enjoy.

>>17020404
God, I hate normies.

>>17020400
>he doesn't realise its an anon pretending to be a girl

>>17020320
you both sound like huge faggots

NOOOOO I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ANON BEING IRONIC
NOBODY ACTUALLY SAYS YIKES THAT MUCH
ALL I DID WAS CALL HIM A FAGGOT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I didn't know omegle did group chats...

>i ask what they read
>they say book
>i say cool
>they ask what book im read
>i say bible
>they call me fag and disconnect
>repeat x10

>>17020169
I was waiting for something fucked up to happen. Felt like that scene in con air

guys be starting the convo like "m" and nothing else, how are these people so shameless lmao

This is the first person I stumbled on who didn't sound like they came from /lit/.
Which fucker here sneedposted me?

>>17020541
I wonder how many people have actually found love on omegle

>>17020549
>love
Kek

>>17020549
Years ago I struck up an acquaintance with an Egyptian girl I met on Omegle, who was apparently planning on emigrating to the UK to get together with some other dude she was into.
We only spoke to each other for about a year. Following the uptick in terrorist attacks in Europe near the end of 2015, I told her never to come here and then cut her off.

>700 pages
>Artemis Foul

>>17020570
I’ve used to fuck your mom btw

>>17019277
Amazing. If you're out there, I love you.

>>17019384
Go for it anon, do it for love.

>>17020549
It was a lifetime years ago but I kept in touch with a couple foreign girls I met on omegle (or what it was called back then). Zoomers will never experience how comfy it was to chat on MSN Messenger.

>>17020035
post tits, granny

>>17020582
lmao, who hasn't!?

>>17019384
>sent me pictures of her feet and boobs
why are women such sluts these days

>>17020604
man I wish I could see MSN Messenger again. feels like a lifetime ago. Skype, Discord, WhatsApp etc just aren't the same.

This was the nicest one so far

>>17020630
Old ICQ or MSN restored as it was wouldn't feel the same anyway. It's the zeitgeist, the novelty of the internet, and the people themselves who have changed the most.

>>17020609
true

>>17020635
That was me, I was worried you were a normie 15 year old so I disconnected

a pleasant chat

I finally get 2 strangers to bite on my question and they don't even answer it

>>17019548
>Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!
Is this real?

>>17019548
lmfao

>>17020783
yes

>>17020783
Nevermind, it is

did anyone else get banned?

>>17019277

The captcha is going slower than usual. Is that just me?

Didn't go as planned

>>17020615
Always have been.

Was Omegle always a China site? Whoops. It's obvious now...

>>17021028
he was finna groom lmao

>>17020400
>It is in other words not wise to speculate too much beyond the text. We can probably decipher that the writers were young people, scholarly munks in an Icelandic monastery, knowing both Latin and Old Norse, and that they mostly viewed the gods as captivating creatures of a lost wonderland, and the heroes' lives as heathenly romance.
Written in Danish

>>17021028
the fuck

>>17021028
Check out all these Humbert Humbert cats on Omegle dot com

seems like a nice kid

>>17021075
norwegian bokmal is literally danish

fuck you dork

>>17021387
not him but you were completely annihilated ngl

>>17021399
he should have done a counter haiku, instead he left and conceded victory

>>17019595
>I like Harry potter
This is 95% of people who say they read books for fun. Always pop-fiction pleb tier trash.

Lmao

>>17021433
>stand with hong kong against ccp
why is everything so political lately? why should I care about China, thousands of miles away?

>>17021433
>/lit/
Is this how we’re gonna find each other of the board gets taken down?

>>17020169
Too pure

>>17020580
I tried reading Artemis Fowl in gradeschool. After reading halfway through, I was convinced it's a book made for smug nerds with massive egos.

>>17021128
Seems as though Omegle is more /lit/ than I thought.

>>17021523
didn't mean for the sage, that was for a different thread

>>17019277

>>17021604
Lmao why do Americans get so mad about foreign politics?

>>17021604
projection is a beauty when you know what it is

>it doesn't seem like you know what you're talking about
>you seem misinformed
>you are dumb
>what do you know?
>you've never been anywhere

>>17019283
go on the video section
put tiktok as the tag
you'll see like 1000 different kind of girls

who the fuck's the raquelschizo?

Just had a really wholesome & intelectually stimulating conversation with a turkish fren who was very /lit and cultured. If you're reading this, thanks turk anon!

>>17022111
Sleep well my friend!

>>17020169
awwwwww

Chatted with a lovely lad from Australia who encouraged me to keep writing.

>>17021028
>David from Texas

>>17020485
Its full of trannies and furries. Dont bother with it

>>17021754
haha yeah who would do that ahah

i just had steamy e-sex with an anon
thank you based anon for making me coom

>>17022560
that was a man

>>17022566
thank you sherlock, i couldn't have solved this one by myself

>>17022570
repent for thy sins and ask for forgiveness from Lucifer

>>17019283
>muh current year new-adoption consooooomer app fetishism

Perhaps it is you who is cringe, my friend.

>>17022248
>when your iron becomes THE BIG IRON

I encountered the Phenomenology of Spirit poster twice

>>17019548

>>17023073
>“[T]ruly to escape Hegel involves an exact appreciation of the price we have to pay to detach ourselves from him. It assumes that we are aware of the extent to which Hegel, insidiously perhaps, is close to us; it implies a knowledge, in that which permits us to think against Hegel, of that which remains Hegelian. We have to determine the extent to which our anti-Hegelianism is possibly one of his tricks directed against us, at the end of which he stands, motionless, waiting for us.”
-Michel Foucault

>>17020169
:^(

>>17023094
>I am a faggot and cannot escape my own urges and I shall die of AIDS this terrifies me so I substitute almighty God with Hegel and in that way perhaps I shall humanize my final judgement
-Michel Foucault

>>17020320
shortly aftter this window closed, both men ploughed each other

>>17020514
I KNOW WHICH SCENE.

You expect something horrible. And then it redeems you.

That's how that chat was.

>>17020549
I met a Filipina on there back in 2012, we "dated" for 8 months. Sent sexy messages, pics, and skype calls. I think we were just lonely teenagers. She is way hotter than me tho so she fixed that pretty fast.

>>17019384
>but mostly we got on in what I like to imagine was the same Male/Female Platonic Love that the Cavalier Poets praised so much in their works. T
Wow what a pathetic worm of a man.

>>17020126
3 MINUTES STRAIGHT, MY THROAT HURTS NOW, SAVED.

I talked to a lot of cool people on omegle tonight. Not a single one was an anon.

>>17021387
>>17021412
can't believe this fag
can't use grammar properly
adverb after verb

Also talked to a dude who genuinely believed I was 12. Recommended me the Alchemist, though.

>>17019548
Lol

>>17020126

>>17020169
how will /lit/ ever recover?

>>17020003
lol

>>17020240
Underrated, made me kek out loud

I met a "21 m Canada" who explained to me that he was on the books interest tag in search of "freaky girls."

>>17020240
lol

>>17023620
caring about proper grammar
i can smell you from here
n its probably not even bad
cuz you prolly care about hygene too, you make me sick

>>17020169
So cute

>>17020035
>gilfs
how do you even know this term

Did any of you meet any femanons on omegle thus far?

>>17024640
Some of us were the femanons tonight

>>17024671
>B-b-be gentle with me, nyaa

Do you mean to say that this isnt how girls genuinely speak?!

Awkwardly name-dropping semi-obscure philosophers to preteens eager to talk about Harry Potter doesn't make you look superior OP

>>17024671
I can't stop myself from pretending to be a cute Norwegian girl that doesn't speak English very well

>>17023137
This has nothing to do with what he's talking about. He's not talking about morality here, midwit.

>>17025309
Is that so.

This is kind of fun

>>17020169

>>17019328
No shit! me too!

>>17020544
Is your your entire view on literature imported from 4chan memes? You sound insufferable.

I had some fun doing this so bumponig

>>17019283
Omegle does not even work right now.

I met a very nice girl, but I checked her instagram and it's full of stuff about BLM, trans rights, AOC and those infographs about cultural appropiation, why you should add your pronouns on your bio, etc. Plus, she read YA.

>>17026753
So, who cares? All that stuff's fake and gay, just hit on her anyway.

>>17019277
I'm pretty sure he hates sharks

>>17019277
>you
>16 year old girl
wtf

>>17019328
Same with my tickling fetish. I usually pretend that I'm a girl because it's easier than finding an actual woman.

>>17021424
And yet the fags that read Harry pothead, lead more successful lives than 95% of lit

>>17026835
Maybe... he lied ? just an hypothesis

>>17020291
lmao fuck man that's top shelf shit

:(

Damn I'm actually having a really good chat with someone about books

>>17021275
sig is Danish though

Fuck

These bitches are fucking needy
I turn away for one second and they think i fucking died. give me a minute I'm doing other shit.

>>17026534
Where's the screencap?

What a nice guy

>>17027235
happened again. i really gotta devote my full attention to this huh

>>17027359
I miss when there wasn't a captcha after every single one.

>>17027364
I haven't gotten any captchas

>>17027235
They're fun to talk. They just get awkward and give half responses or really slow responses. Like fuck, I cant do all the work

This one was good

I assume the guy who's asking if you've found Allah is from here?

>>17020169
So wholesome!

Enter /lit/ as interest

>>17020169
that sentence about her lying about her age was risky

>>17027837
i did this and you ended up being a fag

>>17020400
patrician

>>17027910
I didn't find anyone when I entered it so that was someone else

Why are pajeets on Omegle so retarded?

>>17028043
>Italian 19F

>tfw can't figure out if this site is actually full of zoomer wemen or if you are just baiting

>>17019277

>>17019328
>>17025418
Same here hypnobros

>>17028066
>he fell for the pajeet ploy

>>17028176
Post sample, sounds hot

>>17027695
Holy Mother of kek. Thank you anon

>>17019752
based

>>17020126
best laugh I've had in a long time

>>17020126
>is that an italian

>>17026835
I do the same, except with hypno

>>17020169
fucking wholesome

>>17021387
I actually laughed out loud
>enormously flapping
is great and you got absolutely destroyed
imagine countering that smackdown with
>akshually

>>17021387
Lmao, you got absolutely rekt

>>17028472
Kek. I talked to some Israeli girl who complained about all the pahjeets

>>17020126
>IS THAT AN ITALIAN?

>>17020240
lmao

>>17020347
>>17020401
painfully unfunny

>>17020494
stop being a fag then

>>17020172
me

>>17023790
>FF
ah, yes. the double female

>>17028558
FF

FULL OF FICTION

>>17028229
Fresh OC

If I say I'm 24 instead of like 17-19 I get disconnected on instantly...
This has been a very eye opening experience. Or rather, it confirms my thoughts that life is pretty much over by 22~

I thought you guys said girls liked older guys and it will get easier as you get older

>>17028812
I mean I got hard reading this but wtf are you doing ERPing on omegle anon fking faggot tranny

>>17027617
ok

>>17028889
>got hard reading this
>criticized me for RPing it
My brother I just do it to jerk off to later, it’s really not that different from jerking off to your imagination, you make up the women’s personality there too

>>17028812
what's wrong with your computer why are your fonts broken

>>17019752
Based

>>17019277
>Btw my Omegle can disconnect

>>17020126
I'm in tears

>>17028812
This brings me back some memories...
Back then, ten years ago I lurked /tg/ and watched people going into omegle to mess with the roleplayers. Turning their rom com stories into Conan the barbarian stories.
So I tried my hand at that. But Conan the barbarian is not my forte I mimetized with them. I turned out pretty good at it, good enough to get the gals to send me nudes.
That inflated my ego enough to believe I was a good writer, and soon I started dedicating more and more time to my roleplaying endeavors.
One day I had a lapsus of reason, realized that rolelaying underage thots is low hanging fruit of literary achievements, that I'm mediocre and should stop before the party van comes for me.
Anyway, that's my blog. Thank you.

>>17020291
same

currently ebonics postings

>>17020261
kek

mildly comedic

>>17020585
I love you too fren

>>17028933
A little something called phoneposting

>>17029040
kek

>>17028697
DOUBLE FEMALE

You better do as I said, anon. I'm watching you.

>>17028812
What the fuck

>>17028888
You're talking to 16 year old girls who are bores, or horny indians. The teen girls arent on omegle to find hubbies or hookups.

>>17029138
All the more reason to not expect such ageism

>>17029155
No teen girl wants to talk to some guy ten years ahead of them. Especially on omegle, which is known to house creeps and losers. They want another teen they can relate and vent to

>>17029155
>Oh, gosh, I want to have e-sex with pedophiles!
16 year olds don't think like that

>>17029195
I'm 19, I've met a lot of girls on omegle between 15-17 who end up giving me their insta/snap. I know the age gap isn't that big, but still.

>>17020021
Based karl poster

>>17020045

>>17021028
>my step dad needs me
>disconnected

>>17020169
wtf i love the school for good and evil now

>>17019752
holy based

I've just got endless /lit/bros, but one of you is either really good at trolling or i'm talking to an actual 13 year old girl

>>17030018
:)

>>17030069
I was going to be a dumb memer but it doesn't feel good bullying kids

we won cedric bros

>>17028232
Fuck you faggot.

>>17030095
redpill me on Murakami

>>17030188
maguan or something

>>17021754
ok but then what

make sure to also add /lit/ to your interests. makes it more likely to get a fellow here

Why are people so mean on omegle

>>17020347
I keked at this one

>>17019277
>>17019283
>>17019354
I actually met my first gf on omegle in 2012. It unironically turned my life around even though not a single soul will believe me.

? why

>>17030667
Same, I've been trying al day without any luck.

>>17019277
>16 F
did you lie on the internet???

Why are there so many teen girls on the books interest. It's getting fucking ridiculous and its making me uncomfortable

>>17031047
It's probably all us. I keep posting as 16F/17F

>>17031070
Lmao, ok Guenon faggot

Lmao

>>17019277

>>17019752
got a chuckle out of me

Did anyone else meet a Japanese 15 year old?

Cheeky bastard

>>17031347
Yes

>>17031404
Based blacked poster

>>17019277
>guenon, evola, junger
r*dditor detected xD

I just fell in love with a south american girl I will never talk to again. I just wanted to shitpost.

He hesitated for moment

>>17031846
Shit, didnt hit send

>>17019548
based and judgepilled

>>17019384
They should make a movie out of you.

>>17019548
Nice

>>17031347
konichiwa anon san

>>17028888
a-are we out of touch bros?

>>17028925
Unfathomably based

>>17019277
OP you have a great thread here

Just met some dude from Belgium and spent 2 hours talking to him about college and our differences concerning where we live, I'll never meet him again, very sad

>>17020240
>Do you have a penis

And remember!
DENY, DENY, DENY

>>17032289
We've all had these fleeting Internet relationships. It it sad, but that's the nature of things.

>>17020240
>a mental penis
>I don't have corporeal form
>Do you have a Snapchat
holy fuck i laughed so loudly, thanks bruh

I started out litposting and now I'm larping as a Danish lass freaking out the Pajeets, what is wrong with me

>>17020549
I've made several long-lasting friendships on omegle, some with a significant (virtually mediated) sexual component. Romance is impossible at a distance.

>>17030632
You deserve it

>>17030095
Goddamn imagine not even knowing what manga or anime is. My idea of heaven

just wanted to say i met a pajeet girl on here and got her number. thanks OP

>>17033645
I’m taking to her now,

>>17033645
I’m going to tell her not to trust you and that I am the FBI and made it so we connected to protect her from you

>>17023164
She was farming.
You weren't the only one.

>>17021604
Based

>>17033635
She does I lost the rest. She was complaining about her sister always going on about manga so she knew what it was. English obviously wasn't her first language.

>>17025320
nice

>>17021387
>dickgirl
what a faggot. a literal faggot.

>>17021523
Artemis fowl was fun in gradeschool. Very self-indulgent read, but thats what it was for. I read until they released the final book. I thought it was fine young person fiction.

>>17021075
spurgt, bollehest.

>>17020240
Audible Kek

I tried to be funny but I feel a bit bad he seemed alright

>>17035918
lol'd

>>17035918
I can see why she disconnected. You were kind of disrespecting a great Thai work of art.

>>17035918
>he didn't start with the Taiwanese

was i in the wrong?

>>17036128
shit forgot pic

>>17019752
>>17020021
I like it. New 4chan banner material.

>>17036902
Lol, I like it anon

make it happen MODS

>>17036902
lol'd