/lit/ - Literature

>>16918795
Pretty fun. I'll take Dougy I suppose.

Depending on which excerpt I choose either Mark Twain or Tolkien. I have read Tolkien but I've never read Mark Twain. Also putting in the word "nigger" 50 times gives you Gertrude Stein.

>>16918795
I did it boys. Lmfao

>post individual sentences
>you write like Nabakov, Orwell, Dickens
>post all sentences together
>you write like Agatha Christie
Every single time.

>Post introduction of scientific article
>David Foster Wallace
2/10 tool

>>16918855
>>16918884
I put in an excerpt from a class response on theatre and I got DFW. I hope it's not just "This writing is technical and has big words, therefore DFW"

>>16918795
https://iwl.me/s/8ccf5154
Kurt Vonnegut. Not bad. And posting different excerpts from the same text, I get Kurt Vonnegut most of the time, still, though occasionally Orwell pops up.

>>16918895
I wrote actual gibberish that almost rhymed. I shoulda copied it, but I can tty to replicate in a bit.

I haven't read Slaughterhouse-five or any of his other works. Is this good or bad?

Based.
Also, you guys shouldn't be bragging about DFW.

That's bad, right

>>16918795
It's garbage. Very limited. I placed my pastiche of Beckett and it said I write like Bradbury

>>16919014
Maybe your "pastiche" of Beckett is just poor? Ever thought of that?

>>16919014
Loool Ray Bradbury. Trash

>>16918795
brb killing myself

>>16918984
Here's an excerpt, kek. You be the judge.

One will hate you for taking his life, another will run to excesses that you scorn. A third will emerge mad and raving, another a monster you cannot control. One will be jealous of your superiority, another shut you out... And the veil will always come down between you Make a legion, you will be, always and forever alone!

>>16919039
Aww c'mon man he isn't so awful. Will no doubt be remembered

I plugged in a piece of my sci-fi novella and got this. Pretty happy with my answer.

>>16918795
>He was out of nails. He hammered the last plank against the window, right before the glass exploded. A fuzzy paw grasped his neck with the practiced firmness of the onanist. He beat it desperately with his hammer again and again. The howls outside were piercing his ears and the soft blue fur was now dripping with red. The claws released him, and retreated in the darkness outside. He immediately took to the stairs. He had no time. He needed to get that one last task done. He was the only surviving member of the organization still alive after the incident. He locked the door and turned on his computer. To his dismay, he still had to finish the update. "Gosh-dangit! Hurry!" said Spike, watching the progress meter. He heard an ominous crash downstairs. He had no time. They were coming for him. The startup sound of Windows 95 reassured him in this terrible moment. "Thank you, Brian Eno," he said. He opened Internet Explorer. He removed his right paw and his fingers flew over the keyboard, over the shiny plastic of the letters E and the number row. He quickly undid the zipper of his suit. They slammed at his door. Another howl. Dust and cracks around the arch. He found the last straight vanilla image left: an image of Lola Bunny from Space Jam. It wasn't much but it had to do. He started beating off to the dissatisfying imagery, but nothing was happening. He had started turning. Shreds of wood flew from the door handle and he recognized the paw that previously held his neck reach inside and turn the key. He was paralyzed. They were looking at him, with their snouts and whiskers. The blue wolf pointed at the screen. "Dude that's Bugs Bunny in a drag" Spike looked at the image again. "I'm gay. I'm gay..." he repeated, as he reached inside his fursuit again. "Yes, you are gay. One of us, one of us..." chanted the others in monotone unison.

I posted an excerpt anons in this board told me was absolute dogshit and got David Foster Wallace, although individual sentences apparently get Charles Dickens.

Seems like the criticism I got was on point.

I also get Nabokov. Based as well.

This isn't going to end well.

>>16918795
I got Gertrude Stein, I was not expecting that at all. I've never even read her.
What should I read from her /lit/bros?

>>16919025
>>16919036
Judge for yourself
>Club. Head. Not dead. Yet. Club hit once club miss second. Club in hand. Hand big. Scratch that. Hand small. Scratch that. Hand black. Scratch that. Hand white. Yes. Hand white. Hand big? Hand small? Hand ok. Hand ordinary. Think sleeve. Sleeve black. Yes. Sleeve black. Sleeve black white hand hit club on head. Head hurt. Head hurt a lot. Can't think. No! Must! Sleeve black white hand hit club on head in dim-lit room. No. Light room. No. Dark room. Dark room white room black room light room dim-lit well-lit sun. Sun. No room at all. Somewhere sun. No room at all somewhere sun. Black sleeve white hand hit club on head in no room at all somewhere sun. Where? When? Why?

>>16919214
I wouldve labeled it as Nega Suess.

>>16919218
Kek, that's a nice idea actually.

>>16919229
I do like it though, to be fair. Sort of disorienting and stream of consciousness-esque

>>16918795
>copied a page form my diary

>>16918984
lol i got the same thing, from pasting a shitpost i made a few weeks ago that i dug up from the archive. wtf

>>16918795
am i finally based?

Pasted "FUCK NIGGERS" a few times and got Mark Twain.

>>16919239
I consider dropping it because it's perhaps too derivate of Beckett. Are you familiar with his short fiction? Would you say I take too much from it?

Hmmmmm

>>16919278
I've actually only read Malloy as I happened across a used copy. That said, if one were to be derivative, better to choose a unique and inventive style. I say, if it pleases you to write in that way, go for it.

>>16919289
I got this one time too. Never read him though.
>>16919274
Undeniably so.

>>16919305
Thanks anon.

>>16918895
i write like a total pleb and i got the same thing. it must be a default result.

>i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i ii i i i i i i i i i i i i i i ii i i i i i i i i i i ii i i i i ii i i i i /....... i i i i i iiii i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i ii i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i ii i i i i i i i i i i i i i i ii i i i wrote this.
>I write like Jonathan Swift

>NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
>I write like Mark Twain

>YUMMY OOH I WANT PENIS IN MY COOCHIE. OH MY! YUMMY OOH I WANT PENIS IN MY COOCHIE. OH MY! YUMMY OOH I WANT PENIS IN MY COOCHIE. OH MY! YUMMY OOH I WANT PENIS IN MY COOCHIE. OH MY! YUMMY OOH I WANT PENIS IN MY COOCHIE. OH MY! YUMMY OOH I WANT PENIS IN MY COOCHIE. OH MY! YUMMY OOH I WANT PENIS IN MY COOCHIE. OH MY! YUMMY OOH I WANT PENIS IN MY COOCHIE. OH MY! YUMMY OOH I WANT PENIS IN MY COOCHIE. OH MY! YUMMY OOH I WANT PENIS IN MY COOCHIE. OH MY! YUMMY OOH I WANT PENIS IN MY COOCHIE. OH MY! YUMMY OOH I WANT PENIS IN MY COOCHIE. OH MY! YUMMY OOH I WANT PENIS IN MY COOCHIE. OH MY! YUMMY OOH I WANT PENIS IN MY COOCHIE. OH MY! YUMMY OOH I WANT PENIS IN MY COOCHIE. OH MY! YUMMY OOH I WANT PENIS IN MY COOCHIE. OH MY! YUMMY OOH I WANT PENIS IN MY COOCHIE. OH MY! YUMMY OOH I WANT PENIS IN MY COOCHIE. OH MY! YUMMY OOH I WANT PENIS IN MY COOCHIE. OH MY! YUMMY OOH I WANT PENIS IN MY COOCHIE. OH MY!
>I write like Vladimir Nabokov

>>16919387
>write like Mark Twain
not false

>>16919044
>>16919268
Based Anne

I got David Foster Wallace twice (/lit/ posts), James Fenimor Cooper (??) twice (Dante translation), and James Joyce twice (random prose).

>>16919044
Weird, that's not like what I put in at all

>>16919414
I posed your comment and got Dan Brown. This is some recursive shit.

I tried toget HPLovecraft with as little text as possiible. I posted this:

>O eldritch abomination
>Unspeakable indescribable, shapeless, nameless horror
>hold me Niggerman
>oh no an italian
>monstrous, crude rites and nameless rituals from the dawn of time
>i'm going insane!
>what is this ghastly and unfathomable stygian darkness?
>Into what foul and nameless pits of hell must >man walk to discover the depths of himself?

and got Nabokov hahahahaha

>>16919470
>hold me Niggerman
>oh no an italian
Holy KEK

>>16919057
Me too, never heard of that guy before. And I didn't use scifi

>>16918795
Every time I try I get james joyce. I'm not even doing SoC. It makes me happy

Going to try this with different works I have. Result one. https://iwl.me/s/d760c1b4

>>16920210
> hasn’t heard of 2001

>>16920445
2) https://iwl.me/s/a19b4b4
3) https://iwl.me/s/8724194c
Lmao 4 and 5 were the same as 2, how many authors are in this lmao

https://iwl.me/b/cfe99843
I got too cocky bro's

>>16918974
Oh a Joyce bro. I copied a bit of description I wrote as a model for a year 10 class in and got Joyce.

>>16920482
Maybe you just have a very similar writting style to arthur clarke

I'm not even meming

>>16920515
I don't think so, one was a short story and the other an academic essay in very different styles lol. I'm glad my short stories got Joyce and my poetry Wilde though.

damn lol

>>16920509
>>16920445
post your pieces bros

I'll take it for a complement.

>>16920525
Fine. I'm >>16920509
I wrote this as a demonstration for a year 10 class I taught last year. I wanted to demonstrate to them that it was possible to write a piece that hit exam criteria in short order. It took me 20 minutes (I timed it to ensure it was feasible within exam conditions for them to produce something of equal length).

>Burn, bonfire, burn, born fire. A cacophonous caw, a raucous raw, and the mouth of the maw; flames breaking from the clear egg of air, and from it burst forth the phoenix, crying to the sky. With each beat of its lame wings, it flickered and sputtered, as onlookers flush in the face awed and muttered. Tents and canvas adorned the damp grass, plastic cups crinkled and paper plates fluttered, but none could match the tumultuous flailing of the fire born anew – the celebration, the mirth, the phoenix birth.

>And what would belie such merriment and joy but hundreds of years ago one man’s execution, once one mother’s boy. And how do the children spin in glee, tracing fireworks across the sky with fervour and ecstasy – nights they’ll never quite remember, but never quite forget, a fever dream of colour emanating with every soaring chiclet, fleeing the nest. And they, but sparrows, to the phoenix birth.

>And though the smoke loomed their clothes and stained their scent, the murk and gloom could never steal their whimsy. The muddy jeans and soggy socks, young and old, forgot their stocks. In this moment the flames waved and with them bent the air, and for all those that watched, forgot their lives, and ceased to care. Their egos torn asunder for but one night, their souls laid bare; something primal pervaded the grounds, no matter how foreign and fake the sounds, for none could bring themselves to stir, amongst the phoenix birth.

>And though once a year people pour in to hear, once more of the fifth of November, once more of an assassination brought near. The effigy ablaze, a country born anew, a lion and cross, now but mere minutia we might gloss; for what could steal a child’s innocence, stood beneath magnificence? A smile from old to young and back, as fire steels through the smoke stack: a hand once more from below, a man on the lake of fire betwixt the ebb and flow, Guy Fawkes knows he cannot disturb, the phoenix birth.

Can't profess myself to be much of a writer. I've done some copywriting work. I actually find it uncomfortable writing creatively.

>>16920525
https://pastebin.com/SJbmXSfE enjoy fellow fart-sniffer

>>16920546
I liked it until the guy fawkes line. That just felt cheesy

Copy and pasted A Clean, Well-Lighted Place and got Raymond Chandler.

As for my own writing, I got Arthur Clarke. Never read him but I'll take it.

>>16920589
It was for a class, based on bonfire night (descriptive writing). Shit I had to check with other faculty that it was good enough to use as a model for teaching teenagers. I appreciate the kind words though, creative writing makes me anxious; I feel like I give people a window to peer into my soul, a feeling of vulnerability, and I loath it.

I write like Raymond Chandler. I've never read him is that good or bad?

The closest I've ever been with a woman was when I raped a deer.

A friend of mine told me she'd never raped before, but that "she thought about it" when I raped her. I'm sure my father was more comfortable with the notion of rape than that.

It's easy to blame the rapist on the assumption that they are simply a young, irresponsible male.

We need to rethink this assumption, or, worse, take another look at it and realize it's not working.

If we do take a closer look at the facts, it becomes obvious that men rape as a part of their culture, and that raping a woman is not a sign of weakness. Rather, it's a natural, healthy response to female sexuality and desire.

While most rape occurs "out of control" situations caused by drug or alcohol intoxication or other causes, men rape because they know they're on a path to dominance and control of women that will ultimately lead to sexual abuse against them, too.

Rape is an act of control that makes men feel safer when the women they choose are not their girlfriends or wives.

>>16918795

the prose

>>16921202
and the result

Lets see if /lit/ knows who this is
https://iwl.me/s/7d921c9

>Arthur C. Clarke

I did read a lot of scifi growing up. probably puts my writing in midwit category though, but I'm not a writer anyways

Is this good or bad, lads?

I copied and pasted this drunken shitpost and got DFW, doubly funny considering I hadn’t heard of him until early 2019. Problem is, I don’t know how to write any other way.
https://rbt.asia/mu/thread/81580665/#81580665

Please god kill me

>>16918795

I hate Nabokov, how do I change this bros?

>>16918795
I think this thing just gives randomanswers

>>16920793
awful writing style

>>16921312
Got the same. I'm going with decent.

>>16919255
only based person ITT

>>16921705
conisdering his only weakness is his actual novel structure that's a huge compliment surely?

I have no idea who this is, but I've thrown in multiple paragraphs, multiple times and this guy always comes up.
Is he any good?

>>16922066
lmao literally WHO???

>>16922066
>looks like a basedboy and has a blog called boing boing
I’m gonna guess you should be insulted

>>16922075
Some kind of British-Canadian Science Fiction Author/Blogger.

Might be because I didn't write "prose", but just copied and pasted shit I've said from my chat logs.

>>16922066
xkcd-adjacent blogger, featured in Ready Player One

>>16922110
>featured in Ready Player One
What the fuck is this book, some kind of monstrosity cobbled up via machine learning and Reddit?

I spent about ten minutes just writing and rambling in a sleep deprived state about how I didn't like the first choice of Cory Doctorow (/lit/ version of RMS) that I got from C&Ping a rant about not being so assumptive. So either DFW is a generic default choice, or perhaps it's synchronicity coming from the fact that we all share a board and have to be exposed to incoherent rambling most of the day.

>>16922147
>The novel Ready Player One features a mention of Doctorow as being the newly re-elected President of the OASIS User Council (with Wil Wheaton as his vice-president) in the year 2044, saying that, "...those two geezers had been doing a kick-ass job of protecting user rights for over a decade."
>Along with Wil Wheaton

>>16922150
>>16922103
>Might be because I didn't write "prose", but just copied and pasted shit I've said from my chat logs
Fuckin kek, that's exactly what I did and got the same guy.

>Insert an excerpt from a novel Im working on
>Cory Doctorow
Uh oh.

"The Jewish doctrine of Marxism rejects the aristocratic principle of Nature and replaces the eternal privilege of power and strength by the mass of numbers and their dead weight. Thus it denies the value of personality in man, contests the significance of nationality and race, and thereby withdraws from humanity the premise of its existence and its culture. As a foundation of the universe, this doctrine would bring about the end of any order intellectually conceivable to man. And as, in this greatest of all recognizable organisms, the result of an application of such a law could only be chaos, on earth it could only be destruction for the inhabitants of this planet."

Sup bitches
>With such great doubts and fastidious nonsense I looked upon the bitter spring-water of the drifting dreamer and lark! A foul beast descending upon me, consumed my intestines whole, and banished my fears with a kiss.

>>16922238
Bram?

>>16922238
fug

>>16918795
alright very funny. you got me

>>16918795
I just put in something random I once wrote, nothing particularly too good or bad, but apparently I write like James Fenimore Cooper.

Is this good or bad?

seems appropriate. i just hammered this out in a minute.
> Pee in my mouth, O Lady. How joyous to taste the merry tinkle of the yellow champagne dripping blithely across my chattering maw, my licking lips, my smacking tongue savoring each golden droplet. Urinate, O Queen! Let flow the precious fluid. Open the gates of your sweet sphincter, that your servant might taste heaven in the gleaming effulgence of your discharge.

>>16922252
Oh shit, same.

>>16922284
Forgot text.
>I would like to think Kepa would get better with actual experience on the field over a reasonable length of time, but this has not happened. He is, honestly, dead weight and the chance to sell him to another football club is very slim.

>Dicks dicks Dicks DICKS DICKS!
>I can't get enough of DICKS!
>My mind is melting and I'm devolving into an animal.
>All day and all night, the only thought that runs through my head is the thought of a big, juicy thick cock destroying my body.
>All I want to do is suck and fuck and ride with pride a dick till I drop dead.
>Stick that dick in my bum and make me cum.
>Fuck me till I scream like I do in my favorite dream.
>Just abuse me as much as you can until I get my fix of delicious dicks.
>I don't care if I have to sell my soul to get some of that dick.
>That's it, I've made my decision.
>I'm going out to to find myself a dick to choke on until I pass out or suffocate and die.
>Nothing beats getting a good dick.

I'm not sure who this guy is, but he sure seems to love himself some good dick.

>>16922270
based

Is this a compliment?

>>16918795
Bragi, the skaldic god of poetry. Or perhaps Apollo.

>>16918795
I've never read any of his stuff. Is this a compliment?

>>16922336
I like his writing.

>>16918795

>Arthur Clarke

ACTUALLY FUCKING BASED.

>>16922386
forgot pic

Nice

>>16922396

13 y/o gangbang fanfic when?

>>16922314
He wrote noir style detective novels. Calls detectives dicks. So yes, he did.

th-thanks..

>>16922314

Is ur name Richard?

"So I sat there, I sat here, I sat basically everywhere an ass can be parked. A blue sunset fading slowly over a golden sea of xenoflora, a tide that washes away an entire island overnight, a gash in a planet half a continent long... Beautiful, maybe even terrifying, sights I never thought I'd see in my lifetime laid out before me as the first man to ever gaze upon them. My company made the Jaunt Drive to find habitable planets, new places for us to unceremoniously take over and expand to. A shoe store growing on the purple sands of Tau Ceti V, a mountain trail with guard rails sprouting around the tectonic ravine of Aurora III, maybe even a high class brothel in a towering steel eyesore planted in place of the moving forests of Hequet IV. Everything that was here millions of years before me plucked out by the roots and replaced with Earth Flora. I should be grateful to see this, but the only gratitude I feel is not having terminal Melanoma for daring to breathe in the air without my HEP suit. My PDA lights up as I sow the seeds for what's to come, the analysis data gets saved at the cost of this planet's future. There are echoes of regret I've already shut out, humanity is still growing and we're in need of a new planter. The stars will serve us well."

Tossed up some idea I had for a short story and I think the system focuses on keywords that are "unique" to an author's work moreso than writing styles.

> NI**** repeated over 500 times
nice.

>>16922336
I got the same, maybe it's because I share his optimism.

>>16922409
I got Arthur Clarke on another writing sample. This thing is probably just making shit up.

Anyone tried pasting in real authors to see who they write the most like?

Got DFW

He looked past the bridge's railing into the roar below, absent-minded to a fault, when the man stopped him halfway along and took great pains to explain the necessity of the exchange that he was about to propose, wherein he, the walker, should take the winning lottery ticket which he assures him is winning tonight's raffle with certainty due to his, the man's, efforts in rigging said raffle with not a shred of paper trail or in fact any trail at all except his very self being a public figure, known entity, watched at least hawk-like and traced to this his current location, while there is still time dammit still time still a viable exchange locale as any, if only because he himself the lottery's security chief and the ticket viable as long as, though not registered as having been sold at any participating retail location, no foul play is detected, prevented now and for ever when it is handed over, stuffed in pocket coat or otherwise, the walker walking on and the man hurtling over, grinning ear to ear, only an unnoticed set of soles still just visible behind the railing from the front window of the hawks' vehicle come tire-screeching round the corner on the bridge's opposite end, drivers' eyes mad with anticipated karmic upset, the sustained scream of ABSOLUTION only half-heard by the walker clear of car and hawks and muffled by river's roar.

>>16919057
>>16921044
>>16921238
>>16922386
>>16922392
>>16922533
clarke-chads rise up. are you all stem grads or is that just me?

>>16922663

Almost a stem grad. Wish me luck.

>>16918795
i got arthur clark too. Is something about the kind of person who writes like him predisposed to browsing /lit?

>>16918795
I got Orwell, who I haven't really ever read, so idk, probably some bullshit rng thing

>>16918795
>Tolkein
>Clarke
>King
Am I doomed?

I chugged my bottle of Heiney and felt the oily slick churning in my bloated belly. It was only a matter of time, I thought, before I'd have to ejaculate a thick, greasy and foulfully-stenching mass from my swollen asshole. Fuck the twentieth century, I thought. The culmination of two and a half millennia of art and science is about to be ejected from my herniated sphincter, and washed away to be processed by some poor shit in a plant somewhere on the outskirts of LA. I took a drag from my cigarette. I thought I'd better warn my wife to get out of the house before it started.

got arthur c clarke and agatha christie, but in my defense i write nonfiction

>>16922663
Bachelor of Science, yeah

>>16918795
Poe

>>16922454
>A nigger is a nigger is a nigger

I'm Cory Doctorow

>Biology lab report
>two Ethics reports
>a technical writing report
Make up your fucking mind

>>16922663
Bro I'm not even a STEMFAG but most of my writing gets Clarke'd

>>16922663
STEM dropout. Close enough lo

>>16918795
I write like
Arthur Clarke

VOTE WHICH WRITER YOU GOT

https://www.strawpoll.me/39007684/r

WANNA FIGURE OUT IF THIS FUCKING WEBSITE GIVES EVERYONE CLARKE

>>16923849
*https://www.strawpoll.me/39007684

>>16922663
BA in CS

>>16918795
how fucked am I?

I always liked the title of that book, maybe I'll buy it.

don't know who this is

>>16918795

>>16918795

>Agatha Christie
>Anna Rice
>Margaret Atwood
All women. Bros...

Unfunnily enough, increasing the use of working-class slang and Marxist vocab gives me Orwell instead.

>>16918795
On philosophy it gave me DFW
on fiction Arthur Conan Doyle

>>16918795
Holy shit

Pasted in my 10 page final paper and I got Agatha Christie.
B-based?

>>16918795
I got Tolstoy, Arthur C and Dickens

I didn't know who this guy was since I don't read enough, but looking at his stuff and what he's done is kind of comforting.

>The desk is a platform of majesty. Intuition flows across its flat aura. Carried off with the sweeps of a hand. Jointed serpentine fingers coil and extend, snapping at a mist that isn't there. Lost to the tongues endlessly flicking out in the night. Resentment smells like victory to an artist. A call from the chasm of despondent faith.
I've never counted my failures, a complex molecule in the bile of my stomach. Digested and never once degraded in its pure shellac yellow.

The desk is a platform of majesty. Intuition flows across its flat aura. Carried off with the sweeps of a hand. Jointed serpentine fingers coil and extend, snapping at a mist that isn't there. Lost to the tongues endlessly flicking out in the night. Resentment smells like victory to an artist. A call from the chasm of despondent faith.
I've never counted my failures, a complex molecule in the bile of my stomach. Digested and never once degraded in its pure shellac yellow.

Am I the only one here who got Doyle?

serves me right for being a fanfic reader lel

>>16925143
Now I have a reason to never read his shit, this is next level faggy prose

>>16925373
Based.

it says i write like mary shelley. i've never read anything by her, t.bh. what does this mean?

>>16920524
ey me too

Thin and wispy are the movements of the day. From a spectral sun that haunts the barren sky with its intoxicating light. Drunks on the street walk soberly out on the road. Living in fear of losing every illusion the spectre bares. Clinging to every previous lover’s touch, trapped somewhere in a bottle or pill. An ecstasy shattered across time and space. Fragments remain as a sentimental thought; a brush of hope against your nape. It is never the same as what it was. The final taste of her skin reveals itself as an illusion no more, and the foul rankness of pus and pungent taste of rot fills the nasal cavity in the skull. The city fades as they scour in a frenzy into the field of spine planted stalks; upon the crescent-lit field loomed Death, the parasite. The end. After that, where do our maladies lie?

H. P. Lovecraft or Poe. Could have done worse

>>16925417
You're less talented than your dead husband.

>>16925204
I got Doyle, alongside Wells and Stoker in the following paragrapghs. I'm not mad about it desu.

>>16925430
Percy also wrote Frankenstein. He dropped like 12 easter eggs in the book hinting that he's ghostwriting it.

>>16922663
Double STEM grad writing sci-fi. Mostly getting Clarke. However, my introduction apparently reads like Vonnegut.

>>16925446
I've always heard this but never went down the rabbit hole; give me a rundown
>inb4 bogondoff

>>16918795
>https://iwl.me/
I pasted one of DFW's essays and it said 'Anne Rice'. nig ass tool

>>16918795
Honestly I'm quite happy to be compared to Charles Dickens.

>>16925487
There are references all throughout Frankenstein of Percy's poetry, poems that were not yet published at the time of writing, and stuff from his journals and private notes. Basically stuff only Percy could have had access to.

>>16925487
Also read an annotated version of Frankenstein. It will show you every instance of this. There's like a dozen times it happens.

>>16922663
Nah, history major. I’m a fucking retard when it comes to math and chemistry. Did alright in biology I suppose

>>16919470
I literally pasted an entire lovecraft story and it gave me Agatha Christie. It’s a fake tool surely.

His writing is lifeless and boring, just like mine.

>>16922650
Cringe

>>16918795

>>16920525
Fellow Joyce bro here. My piece:

It’s halfway to mid-morning, time for breakfast, and stomachs growl around the room in attempts to wake their masters to the cause. Heads loll back over fading scarlet scrim-lined chairs, mouths agape in arrested shock, flapping open and closed as venturous bluebottles fly in and out – sometimes trapping, sometimes releasing. Wet light pushes in through the stems of potted aucuba, leaves pressed plum against breath-damp panes.

Rolled samosa as a practical joke in a thick and smoke-damp rug spotted with woven stars of scarlet, gold and apricot snores Ancient Fortress, fat beyond belief. The night before, it had taken five of the Alchemical Brothers to rotate his monumental heft the full 1080 and secure him in his woolly Belmarsh. Fortress, clearly possessed – haunted – by dreams of the round, skirted bottoms of the University Women’s Tennis Club, rocks periodically from starboard to port, inching with each tectonic orbit of his central mass towards the slowly-burning embers of last night’s fire. The tassels of the rug are the first to go, sending out fingers of smoke that shift into flame just as The Dane bursts through the door carrying the morning papers.
- Good lord! Fortress! You’re going up!

>>16928408
where are my fellow swiftbros :(

>>16928460
I like

>>16918795
This website is bullshit. It spits out a different author every time for the same writing sample.

>>16920540
kek i got lovecraft as well.

Never read him before but interesting choice I guess. Hopefully I can get my hands on his book for the eventual comfy holiday season.

According to the analysis of different letters, I am a chimera of Daniel Defoe, Charles Dickens, David Foster Wallace, James Joyce, and Arthur Conan Doyle.
My name is Legion, for we are many.

>>16922066
LMAO

>>16928663
Sorry anon were fucked got him too so its all "too horrible to describe"

did anyone else get H. G. Wells? am I a brainlet?

>>16918795
Agatha Christie :)

>>16918795
>Build my anti-gentile neural network goy!
No.

>>16918795
>I got Kurt Vonnengut
>Please rate my short story. I am ESL, so you are going to find some mistakes.
>I usually don't write like this, but I want to write a book of short stories about people I see just for a couple seconds on the streets and find them stereotypical. Muhammad is the name I gave to an arab guy, who I saw one night comming out of a new Kebab restaurant.

His name is Muhammad. He moved to London 3 months ago for a better life. He thought he will become a billionare, but he has soon realised it was just a childish dream.
For the first month Muhammad was leaving with his aunt fatima. He had no idea what he was goung to do. At this time he was thinking about following the courses of a English university like Oxford or Cambridge.
He was supposed to write the exam that summer. He started preparing, but soon enough Muhammad realised, his english and math skills weren't good enough for even an average University. He took the exan any way.
He failed miserably. Muhammad wasn't very upset and neither were his relatives because. They all knew a 24 year old migrant, whos english was average, couldn't get into a british university.
Two weeks after the exam his aunt told him, he has to get a job. For two weeks he has worked at a McDonald's, but he didn't like the enviroment, so hw left. Muhammad's Aunt told him, to go and ask the Mosk administrator, if he knows a job for him.
The administrator not only found him a job as a cook at a Falafel Fat Food, but also an apartment. Actually all the workers at that restaurant where leaving in the same appartment. It was a trick the manager used, to pay his workers less.
One night he came out the door and thought to himself, what an average and stereotypical life he has. He is a young refuge, who came to england for a better life, but the only thing he accomplished, was working at a Kebab with a bunch of other muslims.

>>16929961

>>16918795
I fucking hate Orwell.

>got Jamie Joys
>thought I will get Bukovski
Today is New Years Eve. Tonight I am going to go to a party at Alexa's hous. I dress up at 6PM. Realise I didn't shave myself at 6:30PM. Dress up again at 7PM. Leave at 7:30PM. First I go with the tram to the city center, because it is cheaper. I buy myself a pack of smokes and order an Uber. At 9 Iam at Alexa's. The party canfinally begin.

never heard of him but starting my career today boys

I write like some old lady, I guess

>>16919039
Dude I kept on getting king too,then Ian Fleming then finally ended up with chandler, even though I am clearly aping a particular zemblan author

Here’s a excerpt

>There I was dastardly demonic dimitry. sinisterly submerging myself into the center of the living room.Tred strobe lights above us shielding us from eager eyes. She was already tipsy. One of her bows had fallen off so a single pig tail was dangling from the right side of her head. Her black top was dropping down, and a bit of her left breasts areola was peeping pervertedly at me over the rim. “ heyyyy” her voice tapered off as if she was just muttering thoughts to herself. “Your that Russian guy, right?” She poked a long red nail into my chest. I swigged some of the cognac from my flask, before grabbing her shoulder. “Yes I am, it’s me dim remember? From south beach. The cold grey eyes fluttered a bit before settling on some spark, dimly shining on a memory of dearly near dead dim.

>>16918795
i post my prose: ursula k leguin
i post my poems: james joyce
yea this software is dogshit especially since none of us write like joyce here and theres so many joyces

>>16919044
>put this quote in
>get Bram Stoker
It seems like a poor choice to assess passages through quantitative means, but since pic rel was from 2010 and the latest update on github was from 2015, it might not be so strictly numerical. Still fucking weird that Rice didn't match herself, though

>>16921654
Having a daily writing habit and making bank is a good thing desu.

>>16921238
>>16922663
STEM undergraduate. I posted a newspaper article I wrote.

Fuck these gay inaccuracies. Parse in different passages from your entire catalogue of writing and strike an average of what you get:
>Dickens
>Defoe
>Poe
>Rice
>Poe-turned-Nabokov for some reason
>Cooper

>>16918795
I entered a poem of mine and got Noel Gaiman, that's bad isn't it

>>16931148
Neil Gaiman*

Apparently I write like Stephen King.

Should I kill myself? My only excuse is that english is my second language, so maybe that leads me to gravitate towards simpler words and sentences structures, making my writing seem like YA trash.

>Vladimir Nabokov

>>16931148
lmao GAY MAN

>>16931148
I just put an essay I wrote into the system and got Arthur C. Clark, that's good I think

>>16921209
so this "algorithm" is... not real

>>16931238
... the horror... indescribable... Niggerman, come to me!

>>16931244
uhhhh based alert

>>16918795
>The world throws cold water on your soul every day. And you in your nihilism pour on the mash. Like a smothering blanket. The spark flickers. It strains. It thinks no thoughts in words but it feels, directly, profoundly, with all immediacy, the great sadness that closes in on its being. The feeling of crying, of a child crying.

um, alright.

Of the different paragraphs I've put in I've gotten:
>H.G. Wells
>Mary Shelley
>Edgar Allan Poe
>George Orwell
>James Fenimore Cooper
What does thus mean.

>>16919073
lol

So far I've gotten
>Neil Gaiman
>Arthur C. Clark
>Anne Rice (killed me a little inside)
>Bram Stoker
I think I'm bad :(

>>16918795
I input my terraria fapfic introduction and I got James Joyce. Furry fic OC intro got stephen king.

blog post about safely using sex toys got arthur clarke

intro to a story about a dragon and a princess with daddy issues fucking got jk rowling

>>16931400
To be fair, James Joyce wrote some damn weird smut, and even got a bit of braplove in there too, so a connection to terraria fapfic wouldn't be out there.
>You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also

I've had Anne Rice, George Orwell, and Agatha Christie.

I write like
James Joyce

Fucking who

>>16931476
Get Mogged, anon. Even on a test designed to inflate your ego you failed

Mixed feelings desu.

>>16924572
Pasted a piece of a conversation I was having in regards to Marxism-Leninism and it got me Orwell as well, heh.

>>16918795
Threw in one of my old 'Write a Story about this Image" posts.
Never heard of Cory Doctorow.

>>16919071
I got stephen king for some creative writing shit I did when I was 14

>>16918795
I will never escape my father.

>>16923063
I think the trip for that selection is a bunch of short sentences in the beginning.

>>16923856
>BA in CS
Why not BS?

oh no I got cory doctorow.

>>16932477
Because I got expelled from the college where I was doing the BS program

>>16919149
I got Poe as well

>>16922260
No one replied to my post.

I'm at sea as to the value-judgement of my writing quality. What does James Fenimore Cooper mean?

>>16928889
>>16919274
My brethren...I also got Tolstoy

>>16932578
It means you're not that bad anon, in fact you might be good

>>16918795
I got Anne Rice based off the last essay I did for school

Who tf is F. Gardener? That's who I got.

>I write like Harry Harryson
Is this good?

topkek

>>16918795

Here i was, facing the foe fate had chosen for me on that Sunday afternoon, so long ago. His eyes returned my enmity in kind, and he seemed willing to forego decorum and honor altogether. The crowd would not let him. We bowed to one another, as if the situation was not one of life-and-death, but rather a friendly duel between friends.

I struck the first blow. He grunted in pain, but his stance did not waver and the edge of his blade arced towards my neck in response. His sword met mine, and we did not move for what felt like hours.


What does this mean?
in my defense, I'm an ESLlet kek

>>16932797
lmao Don't know anything about the guy but I also got him. Seems like a dig.

>>16918795

I've tried 3 texts, in the second it said Dickens and in the first someone I don't know desu

>The contemplation had been the same for days: none. Stuck in his own labyrinths of the mind, prisons to use, Gustave did nothing but paint spirals, over and over again, through which in his dreams he traveled for hours and hours. Wearing his feet down to his knees. Was it in dreams? At least that's how it felt. In dreams he also never elucidated different problems, which bothered him, he slept to avoid problems, and it turned out that at the end of the day his own mind was actually more intricate and cumbersome than the supposed reality was, or seemed to be.

In dreams he could be whatever he wanted, if that 'could' was no longer a 'being', do whatever he wanted; no, that couldn't. Always in the same narrow corridors with high walls, without a roof. He spent most of his time running —as if he weren't doing that awake— from here to there, from one place to another —if they were different places—. When he was not sleeping, he did nothing, or did the same, fleeing from the rest that concerned him until he could return between blankets. Gustave was nobody but himself, and himself in his dreams, which perhaps were no longer the truth, was everything.

In the eons of existence, Gustave was pleased to look at nature, but not that romantic contemplation that literature and culture had put into his head perhaps centuries ago, he saw a forest and saw no trees, he saw nothing else. `That animal, which, under the instinct of survival, attacks another defenseless animal, causing it indescribable pain´, again and again, the only thing beautiful, perhaps without suffering, were the stars and the sky beyond the moon. Inside oneself, like inside the forest, there is only pain.

It's a translation since it only admits English texts.
>>16932991

>And in his gaze he saw an orgy of violence, debauchery and cruel wanton savagery.
They took the children from their parents and lined them up in front, and shot them one by one. As their bodies lost their function, falling to the muddy ground like ragdolls, the maddening rage of the men who were tied and laying on the ground and the anguished wails of the women echoed in what seemed like a cacophony from hell. Their pain being reflected back by the malicious smiles and bloodthirst of the soldiers, those who could bear the deed and not go insane, the few staring in horror and disbelief. They started standing up the men, one by one and they took their eyes out with knives. Then they seperated the women, threw them on the ground and started ripping their clothes off, as the women tried to fight back, to no avail. Eventually the only audible sounds were the animalistic grunts of the soldiers, some quiet laughter and quips and insults which by now had no effect and only served as evidence of the pure hatred in their hearts. The villagers were now completely silent, their minds and spirits being utterly broken, with only a few offering prayer to God, not out of hope or desperation but as an instinctive, automatic response to the horror they had witnessed, the trauma they endured, but all were already dead inside.

>Mario Puzo

>Stephen King
>DFW
>H.G Wells
>Margaret Atwood
Either I'm schizo or this widget is meaningless

>>16918795
I write like I

>>16922663
ee, also got arthur clarke
based clarketards

This is what I wrote
>I need her. I need help. Who is she, and who am I. The pain that life brings only adds flavor to the specialty that is living. They say that the masculine brings order and peace, while the feminine brings chaos and destruction. Through cultures around the world, it's been this way. Men and women live different realities which intersect through time and space. But as different as they are, they cannot stop the primal and even mystical attraction to each other.

>>16932271
>Shitpost by ESL
>Stephen King
I see a pattern...
Admit it tho, that final twist was kino.

Got JK Rowling for 4am schizo diary entry and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle for the one tormenting a journalist.

>Cory Doctorow
>what I put in:
>FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS

Cat

I posted something law related I Was working on

>>16918795
I got fucking twilight.
I posted a poem of mine, am I fucked bros?

>>16918795
s

>>16918795
Got a James Joyce by writing this:
God. Right when I've thought things couldn't take a turn for the worse... The motherfucker rises from the ground. The left side of his face shining in a sinister crimson tone, darker shades revealing the collapsed eye and his open skull. A mark left by my baton laced with barbed wire.
He runs at me screaming like a banshee, wielding two knives. I halt the attack using my bracelets and use this oportunity to crack further his already ruined face. Fuck, won't he give in? Even with such a injury?
-Well. Nothing personal, bud! - I say.
I throw myself against him. Throwed as many punches as I could and finally disposed of that 'walking-dead' by flunging his body on the concrete floor, two floors down, the noise was like a sack being dropped and a rosy cloud of dust and blood framed the scene. Thank god the fucker fell down on his face.

>>16918795
>>16918795
>first page of the prologue of my novel
>A brigand who is being chased by magical corpses, he reaches an abandoned village seeks shelter in the home of a cannibalistic old woman that has butchered and eaten her grandson
>Got King
>first two page of the first chapter of my novel
>A tall, red headed terminally ill man who is also a talented clockmaker convinced a woman to be his wife despite her disapproving and rich trader family, he also shows her his masterpiece, a lifelike clockwork bird with a music box inside
>got Nabokov
>first three pages of the third chapter of my novel
>the man gets framed for the murder of the musician who made the music box for his piece as he is the only tall, redheaded man that witnesses have described, after weeks of torture he is forced into servitude of a knightly order composed of warrior monks and destitute nobility, then he is married to a hooker and becomes a smith. That order of knights then starts traveling to the haunted forest near the abandoned village in the prologue in order to build a fortress and establish a new chapter in order to keep it contained
>Got Dickens
All together is Agatha Christie.

I wonder how in the hell the algorithm decides everything

>>16918795
you faggots know this is bullshit right? you can put in an actual famous author and it will say they write like someone else

>>16918795
Agatha Christie for most of my stuff, Arthur Clarke for a couple. Mostly posted essays that I had written for school.

>>16918795
Different sections gave me different results
>Stephen King
>Agatha Christie (of course)
>Ann Rice