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Unironically, how do I live a tough life? I'm a sheltered middle class virgin programmer who would probably cry if someone insulted him in the street.

>> No.16847439

>>16847416
Was the same, graduated in one of the best college (law), good looking, could become a lawyer in a good firm but I got depressed & join the army.

best fucking decision of my life, can talk about it for hours if u want

>> No.16847451

>>16847416
The first step is to stop spamming these retarded threads.

>> No.16847490

>>16847416
You can't live a tough life if you're white and you live in the US.

>> No.16847508

>>16847416
Why would you want that?. Nothing good comes out of living a though life, just take a look at Latin America, it fucking sucks dude. I'd kill to be in your position instead of living in this shithole. Go travel, take advantage of all the privilege you were given and gather as many experiences as you can. Trust me, you don't wanna eat shit, I've been doing it for my whole life and nothing good has come out of it.

>> No.16847529

>>16847508
You're just a loser. I live in Latin America and I'm doing great.

>> No.16847533

>>16847508
I'll never be a great writer like Bukowski if I keep living a soft life. People want to read about chugging Heineys and throwing up in bed, banging fugly hookers, taking rancid, oily beer shits, etc, not sitting in an office all day.

>> No.16848667

>>16847439
I wanted to join the army last week but my parents talked me out of it cause I have a 175 lsat. Did you join enlisted or as an officer? I'm an actual sperg, how badly will this hurt my experience? How realistic is 20 years of service?

>> No.16848676

>>16848667
join the air force anon you can still apply your computer skills there

>> No.16848687

>>16848667
Impressive if true, I'd kill for that score
>high 150s-let

>> No.16848740

>>16847533
If you want to become an alcoholic thats easy.

>> No.16848786

>>16848740
Is to possible to become an alcoholic without it affecting my work or my reading or writing, and without my grandparents finding out?

>> No.16848830

>>16848786
No but you could kill yourself

>> No.16848986

>>16848667
I've no idea wtf isat is but wtf would you want to join the army? Are you retarded or something?

>> No.16849051

Start drinking a lot, take drugs, if you’re too pussy for drugs get in a car accident, get into a relationship with a good for nothing whore or man and if you’re really crazy have kids with them. Start wage slaving immediately in food service and only food service that will really speed up the process, also if you’re in the US you have the classic option of going into massive debt at anytime you please so take advantage of that

>> No.16849140

>>16847490
You're right. I can only imagine having a horrible disability like being black.

>> No.16849191

>>16848667
Join as an officer with a law degree. You'll make better money than a new lawyer and gain experience so when you get out you'll be more marketable. I've been in for over 10 years and it's a good option if you need a few years to get shit sorted and figure life out. You'll make decent money, have healthcare, and job security while you figure out your next life goal.

>> No.16849424

>>16848667
Don't let your retarded parents ever influence your decisions once you are an adult. I got burned by boomer advice too many times.

>> No.16849684

>>16849051
All solid advice

>> No.16849732

anyone here have any experience being an officer in the usmc? What's it like? Im an enlisted pog rn and it fucking sucks.

>> No.16849759

>>16847533
Lots of great writers lived a soft or otherwise sheltered life. Nabokov, Borges, Mallarmé, Valéry, the Brontë sisters...Others had trouble but lived the grand life in luxury (Tolstoy, Pushkin, Hugo, Stendhal, Lamartine...)

>> No.16849764

>>16849051
Kek'd at the last sentence.

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>>16849140

>> No.16850429

>>16849051
this is great

>> No.16850467

>>16847416
Post your address

>> No.16850495

>>16847416
By making your life tougher. Work out. Do something that takes you out of your comfort zone.

Try a hobbie that you've been wanting to do but haven't for whatever reason.

>> No.16850502

>>16848667
Don't go to law school unless you know you'll get most or full tuition paid. Even then, don't go into corporate law unless you want no life. Go for federal or state clerkships if possible.

Absolutely do NOT go into corporate law. It is a giant scam.

>> No.16850828

>>16847416
become a residential plumber
you are welcome

>> No.16851172

>>16847416
French Foreign Legion

>> No.16851254

>>16847416
Cut your dick off and take estrogen

>> No.16851924

>>16847439
Wise move.
You are going to be alright brother

>> No.16851933

>>16849051
lol

>> No.16851942

>>16849140
fucking kek

>> No.16851955

>>16847416
If you don't have purpose and meaning and a girlfriend and a band of brothers your life is going to be incredibly tough in a modern way that no one from the past would trade their physical suffering for. Good luck brother

>> No.16851978

>>16851955
>and a girlfriend
Would a whore really makevlife that easier?

>> No.16852010

>>16849424
internalizing my boomer parents behavior / influence / advice ruined my life and relationships

>> No.16852077

>>16849140
Correct. So stop larping as tough guy. You're not.

>> No.16852225

>>16847416
Get a minimum wage job in retail. It'll sap your spirit and fire your hateful soul