/lit/ - Literature

>>16829813
gay

Anon please stop making bait posts, what did I ever do to you?

>>16829819
https://voca.ro/1cg4O0P3BX8F

Kino

>>16829837
nobody asked too long didn't hear stop stumbling on words and sucking cocks while trying to speak
>>>/lgbt/

>>16829849
Damn...

>>16829837
you have a hot voice

>>16829813
Oh yes Op, I just got off work and fixed myself up some good old mocha and now I think I’m going to heal with Ms. Kaur

>>16829869
Thank you

>>16829837
>ruined my night
Dismissed. If you do not rise around this time and hence make it a morning, you aren't going to make it. Chad's wake up between 2am and 6am. Kill yourself, sodomite.

>>16829813
I want to pound her in the pussy so badly, bros

>>16829967
I’m a moonchild, I don’t go to sleep till 6am when the sunchildren begin to regain their power :D

>>16829813
how do I find a 6/10 pooloostani gf?

>>16829990
tell her about Guenon

>>16829849

>>16829986
That's not how it works. Nice cope and excuse.

>>16830016
I feel a malevolent storm swirling inside of you. It will consume you, you must get to the eye of that storm.

>>16829911
What’s your favorite piece in the prescription of soul medicine? I like the one about the struggle of being a strong independent woman in a society where that’s approved by the masses

>>16829813
i'd like to come home to rupi's body

>>16830068
>>16829990
>>16829975

>>16829849
>https://voca.ro/1cg4O0P3BX8F
holy crap. that's deep

>>16830068
you just know she only fucks white guys

>>16829849
>womyn """"" depression""""""

>>16830070
i don't want to make her body a battleground though
well maybe the battle of who cums first

>>16830102
>>16830068
blech, horse face
looks way better in profile

>>16830125
>>16830070
>>16829849

>>16830125
oh yeah rupi baby let's make art together
i'm going to make like jackson pollock all over your weird fuzzy forehead

>>16830070
But I don't want to rape her, I want to date her, marry her and only thereafter pound her in the pussy :(

>>16829813
Fun Fact: If you raped her, you would get an entire book of poetry written about you. Probably two. Teenaged and immature adult women all over the world would read about your cock and what you did with it.

Think about that.

>>16830143
she looks like a worse 1980s Cher

>>16830147
>>16830153
no need to bring the thread down by talking about rape anons. try not to be weird when talking about lovely rupi
also, there's no need to rape an author to get a book written about you. you just need to date one, and then split up with them after they throw one of their regular tantrums and you finally realise that you are wasting your life
t. used to date an author

>>16830164
>no need to bring the thread down by talking about rape anons
make a vocaroo about it, n-word

>>16829849
BC + attention withdrawal = depression

>>16830125
If a man wrote this he'd be called a creep confined to a call center in Delhi

>>16830113
bad taste
byzantine faces are top tier

>>16830164
Tantrums? Like what?

>>16830209
pretty much anything. she was just a bit highly strung. well more than a bit. she was (still is) a good writer though.

>>16830205
I will take note of your opinion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SAZ-9OVt2M

>>16829813
Disappointed rupi neglected to write about her feet, there's only
>kiss the soles of my swollen feet

>>16830125
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>16830307

>>16830125

>>16829975
>her

>>16830125
the very thought of you
has my legs spread apart
like the doors of a Dunkin' Donuts

>>16830192
don't you mean bbc withdrawel?

>>16830164
everything is about rape, except rape
rape is about power

>>16830125
>the very thought of you
>has my legs apart
>like easel with canvas
>begging for art
wow this dumb bitch really has no idea how to edit her poems so they flow better. I bet these are all first drafts that she published.

>>16829813
My legs apart
pain in between
like a queen fallen from her kingdom
and burning for her crown again
"you have herpes" said the
white coat man

>>16830803
probably because you purposefully misquoted the last two lines to make them clunkier

>>16829911
T. Not Old Enough to Capitalize

Her proofs of the dangers of riding the cock carousel are quite eloquent, anon.

>>16830891
Which dangers? There's not a negative accusation about promiscuity which can't be explained more easily as not being conscientious.

>>16829849
Only people that have never been through depression or haven't seen someone they love suffer from depression talk about it like that. It makes me think of Waldun when he says he has insomnia.

>>16829849
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>16831034
Who are you to gatekeep depression? It's a subjective personal experience.

>>16829813
>>16829849
>>16830125
unironically the worst poetry i've ever read

her poetry reads like a greentext

>>16829849
Yet more proof women cant actually experience depression

>>16831340
t. hasn't read Plath
It just another proof that Kaur is a hack

>>16831301
if derpcore was a thing, this is the herp.

post that rupi poopie song

>>16829849

>>16829837
gay

>>16829813
Sounds gay

>>16830079
I knew a girl who hanged herself, all she needed to do is write poetry to overcome her depression but now she’s dead, who could have guessed?!

Thy loins stirreth and limbs spread apart like a gold digger looking for alimony

>>16829849
did a five year old write this LOL

>>16832194
samies i knew a girl who kill herself but she just wanted roller blades it is a sick world

>>16831034
How does he describe insomnia? Ive been suffering from it my entire life so i could use a good laugh.

>>16829813
Does she have stretch marks on her knee? Do roasties really?

youre just
reading sentences
but
theyre broken up
so the sublime creeps in

>>16832408
too obvious, try again

>>16832194
the few good women actually kill themselves
what a shitty world this is

>>16832452
i was at
a movie theatre
and then some
young black man
laughed
at
me
for eating
baked beans

>>16832408
>checks for digit duplicates
Kek

It has the depth of a cheese slice tossed on a cat's face. poor me.

>>16830125
Yeah, more like begging for FART amirite fellas?

>>16830803
This actually flows worse than Rupi's. You have no talent.

i like
when
we call breasts
honkers
dont know why
just
think
the word
is kind of funny

In French
they call women
who are fat
dondon
and that is
funny
also
MERDRE !!

>>16829849

>>16829813
You just know she's a self hating brownoid that only dates tall white bois that weigh 130lbs

>>16829849
>>16830125

"Home Body" is a decent title desu

>>16832452
unironically

>>16832497

>>16832680
Yeah but you can tell she named it that because its a cliche that jumped into her head not because body/home is an interesting idea, you're seeing it in a place where she hasn't put it.

The board is light blue
like an ocean droplet
i post but it's lost
like a bottle
in the
sea

>>16832680
>>16832717
I agree with both of you. There, I said it.

>>16832467
audible kek

>>16829849
Not only does it read like a shitty inspirational facebook quote, but its message is asinine. if you don't think that not having depression and anxiety would allow you to become a greater version of yourself, then you do not have anxiety or depression.

Rupee perfectly embodies the cosmic horror Lovecraft struggled to convey.

>>16832752
Unironically better than anything rupi ever wrote

>>16829813
i spilled the bottle
late last night
couldn't get you out of sight
i bought a rope
just to make sure
you won't hurt me anymore

i no longer can stand to cope

>>16832656
see above pic related

Why do people on /lit/ get so buttblasted and triggered by feminist poetry? Why would you even care?

>>16832925
I don't see anybody buttblasted, it looks like everyone's having a pretty good time making fun of it

>>16832938
t. seething
face it bait threads work because of insecurities and nothing more

>>16832925
We're not laughing because it' "feminist", we're laughing because it's terrible.

>>16833016
What insecurities? Like >>16833148 said, it's pretty clear the butt of the joke isn't feminism, but the writing itself

>>16829837
Based

>>16829967
You're just mad because you have to wake up in the morning to get to your shitty job while I get to enjoy the stillness of the night and sleep during the chaos of the day. Seethe/cope/dilate/you will never be a woman.

>>16832925
I love this new kind of mindless logic.
>You can't criticize Obama's policies because it's racist
>You can't laugh at a woman's poetry because it's sexist and you're all incels!!!!!!!!!

>>16832925
Youll never pass

If your ideas haven't changed in the last ten years, you are effectively dead. Much like feminist poetry.

>>16833193
Get used to it, this will be the new main narrative. All dissent is pre-denied because of identity factors.

>>16829849
Tell me about a complicated woman

>>16832408
Fuck for a second I though something she wrote was actually giving me a chuckle, well done

>>16832925
This has to be the most meta sneed post I've seen.

>>16829837
Ahahahahaha you sound so fucking faggoty oh my god.

I wondered who the market for chapbooks sold by brown tits was. Now I know. Thanks homo!

>>16829849
>*Guts' theme plays in the background*

>>16834805

>>16834699
Up yours

>>16835017
Male or female (girl)?

>>16835017
Imagine caring about whatever that means for a commodity cotton T printed in china. Jesus. Even your memes are shallow gay trash, bud.

>>16835057
Up yours

>>16835088
Nice dubs at least ya queer

>>16829813
Ugly shitskin

Razor sharp into the earth
It is sour
Or not sour enough
I am sneed

>>16835088

>>16835259
So obsessed with homosexuality

>>16835342
I'm not obsessed I'm fucking surrounded by it. Everyone's a goddamned homo of some kind these days. OPs a homo. He's posting pics of homo jannies with fat girl angle shots. It's just queers and pedos anywhere you look. The culture is infested with it. Like rats with fleas living in a barn full of roaches crumbling with termites. And you're somehow standing in the middle of the place trying to keep all the diseased little horrors from touching your cuffs.

>>16829813
>>16835750
>>16835758
>I am a pajeet fucktoy with some anglo blood that smoothes out the monkey features please buy my book

The more I look at this thread the more I hate everything I see.

>>16835768
SHITTER IN THE STREETS
STINKER IN THE SHEETS

I made this thread as a joke, how is it still up? Now I know what to bait you guys with every week

>>16835794
cope she's successful
you are not
and she
is not a virgin
unlike you,
incel

>>16835739
Chill out

>>16829849
>never improve

>>16835758
Magnificent solestry

>>16829813
NOBODY TOLD ME SHE'S HOT

>>16835750
Love her muscular first metatarsal

>>16836764
I want to gnaw her tandoori toes

>>16836311
She's mostly successful because people look at her work and think "If this is poetry, I can write poetry".

>>16830068
>>16830102
Why would someone with crippling social anxiety and depression take part in multiple photo shoots focusing on themselves?

>>16836311
Hahahaha why are you so offended? Is it because you're afraid you might have shit taste?

This is her best poem from her new work.

>>16837170
the desire to sell books outweighs any kind of anxiety

genuinely terrible

>>16829813
My girlfriend bought me this piece of shit as a joke 'cause I run a parody poetry account on IG. Genuinely one of the worst collections of poetry the world has ever seen.

>>16837170
Those photos came out after she did some self healing

>>16829837
thanks for the recording, i fucking hate reading

>>16833180
Cope. Even if you don't work it's better to rise early.

the girl of my dreams,
rupi.
shen she take a shit,
it brown.
when she make a big sad,
i frown.
when she make a big happy,
i call her clown.
she always sitting on my benis,
like a crown.

>>16837170
She doesn't have anxiety. She has women's anxiety.

>>16837170
she sells normies fellings, mal du sirclr bullshit, as always every pop star done. Its a fucking old recipe recycled.

>>16829813
Ah, where's my 2017 rant about her? Oh, yes:
"I'm not saying that her messages aren't empowering to the right audience, or timely, or that her success isn't impressive, or that Instagram wasn't idiotic for deleting her menstrual blood photo. I am saying that Rupi Kaur's poetry is flat-out terrible, identical in every way to any 16 year-old's overwrought "profound spoken word" drivel, her drawings are little better, and the fact that she's sold over a million copies and become #1 on the New York Times bestseller list doesn't change the fact that any decent pop song has better words. One's subject matter doesn't exempt one's skill from criticism. But I sadly agree that she is the perfect poet for our times: her poems are mostly indiscernible from the millions of cheesy affirmations clogging our social media, except that she carefully signs her name to each cloying profundity: brief, shallow, so utterly tailored to her target audience that they amount to flattery, even in the sense that most of the audience could do as well themselves. This is Rumi for the Instagram age. So why should this bother me? Well, by way of comparison, Dionne Brand’s 1990 volume of poetry, No Language Is Neutral, sold around 6,000 copies, a remarkable number, even with a Governor General’s Award nomination. Rupi Kaur's first collection of poems has sold over a million copies so far. In fact, more people bought 'milk and honey' than bought ALL OTHER POETRY BOOKS BY ALL OTHER CANADIAN POETS COMBINED, living or dead, in the past year."
<yawn> There you go.

>>16838497
>Rumi for the instagram age
Damn boy you retarded

>>16829813
https://thetab.com/us/2017/10/24/rupi-kaur-poems-are-taking-over-the-meme-groups-of-america-73059
https://babe.net/2018/03/08/rupi-kaur-bad-poetry-40877

>>16829849
This is a joke, right?

>>16837370
Link some parody accounts brother, I'd love to see

>>16838497
>my 2017 rant
Now post your 2020 success...

>>16829837
Faggot

>>16838497
every time I see horrible shit make it to the top of best sellers, I cannot find a real counter-argument to "is this the right stuff for our times?", because I have to admit it is, and anything higher than that would simply not work.

>>16836311
Broad shoulders
Narrow hips
Razor torn stubble
Jutting uneven
From a broad jaw
You will
Never pass

>>16829813
Daily reminder this is the girl who drowned kittens in a well when she was growing up in India

>>16829813
Her name sounds like Romanian slang for pounding ass

>>16829813
Imagine how good she would look with a nice, fat nut running down her perfect, caramel face, her bushy eyebrows taking most of it.

How long would I have to pretend to be into her poetry before she let me coom inside her? I'm white.

>>16829849
how can I buy her books anon? I will also support all levels on her patreon. Please let me consoom

>>16832341
Wait, Flanders is a lefty, wtf is this?

There was a thread a while back about various anons making poems in the style of Rupi Kaur, some were great. Anyone kept any of them?

>>16830125
I fucking hate women so much, and yet I cannot resist them. What is wrong with me

>>16838552
Weak chin
little dick
little hair on chest
or arms
little man
don't you see
A real women
could never see you

>>16829813
>“This guy is the best,” she says, noticing an edition of Kafka’s complete stories; she’s referring to Peter Mendelsund, the book’s designer. “The dream is to have him design my next book.” His work, she points out, translates well across media — to different sizes, to posters, to digital.
Truly the voice of a generation

>>16830125
>>16830070
>>16830035
This shit is like that Gabi Hanna Poetry book.
It's awful.

>>16839953
>comparing based Gabbie to this streetshitter

>>16839975
>my boyfriend is relative

>>16838534
>you must be a chef to critique poison

>>16839524
You
Would never know
Because
You have bigger balls
And a hairier sack
Than most men
Sorry
Women don't have cocks
Bro

>>16840078
>>16839524
>>16838552
Better poetry than Rupi

>>16829813
Her skull is not large.

you saw past first impressions
i was stuck still stuck
my fantasy, to enter your home
thwarted by a lock

dear indian girl, i wanna fuck & suck

>>16829849
The soft yet firm shit I just pushed out of my colon that tickled my prostate on the way out had more poetic value then anything this hole has ever written. It was coincidently the same shade of brown as her skin.

>>16837451
Okay wagie

>>16841144
>not living your life in harmony with sun and your natural, circadian rhythm
ishiggydiggy.jpg

https://youtu.be/xY8RjFsrse4

>>16830768
What

>>16829813
No but my stepmom's friend had a copy of Milk and Honey on her coffee table.

all of you anons...you have to read that shit. it's proof that if you cheat on a bitch she'll just love and want you even more. i feel so cringy typing that out but it's true.

>>16829813
she has a minuscule cranium.

>>16829849
>complicated person
This is similar, but worse than the joke composition read by the disabled character in the film Storytelling (2001). In that case, the phrase used was "cerebral person", substituting for "cerebral palsy". It beggars belief that this even exists.

>>16829813
I'd like to make a HOME for my penis in her BODY if you know what I mean

>>16829911
>all those marshmallows
anon what are you doing

>>16842131
I don't understand can you elaborate

>>16842131
based

>>16841355
Worry about your own self, wagie

>>16829849
>woman
>mentions the word "depression" and "anxiety" in her poem because her brain lacks the mental capacity to evoke an idea in a informal manner

>Poo and Curry
>The Moon and her Brappers
>Homely Body
What's next for Poopi?

>>16829813
Nael > Rupi

>>16839975
>And I'm not gonna sit down and make a video with screenshots exposing my bullies.
>Those are bullies.
>These are high school fucking bullies

t. Gabbi

>>16831104
If depression is subjective why doesn't she choose not to feel depressed?
Oh wait its cuz of all the book money.

>>16831104
Yeah it's all about how you subjectively interpret your serotonin levels

>>16845226
Some people don’t take showers, some jump off a building. It can be interpreted in different ways

>>16845226
>I am successful and productive
>I put on my makeup and take photo shoots for my soshul media
>I function perfectly well and probably laugh every day
>I enjoy casual sex like the vapid harlot I am
>but oh no I have "depression" look at meeeee
>*tries to scratch wrist with lipstick* nooooooo I have attempted to kill myseeeeeelf look at meeee (do I look good in this? should I switch hand?)

>>16830141

>>16829837
You sound like the This American Life faggot.