/lit/ - Literature

>>16767969
left or right?

We read short horror fiction to each other, King, Lovecraft, ligotti.

you just know that right is that thing's mother...

>>16767969
We mostly read childrens books now. When she's ready she'll start reading the Greems and I'll be doing my best to give her the classical education most people are cheated from getting.
>pic related
Get them while they're young, bros.

>>16767969
Yeah, your abhorrent posts.

>>16767999
Dude what

>>16767999
checked

>>16768016
>he hasn't taken the cunny pill
you don't know what you're missing

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>>16768031
>>16768034
The day of the rope is upon you

anons, i'm pretty sure the cunnyfags only say this stuff to rile people up…just check his digits and move on. he is a faggot.

>>16767999
checked

>>16768041
imagine getting spooked by victorian era feminists

>>16768048
>i'm pretty sure the cunnyfags only say this stuff to rile people up
that and we get to post cunny
it's a win-win
How can you not like cunny? I don't get it.

>>16767999
>>16768016
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>>16768031
Cunny is the most /lit of tastes.

>>16768058
>>16768069
>>16768085
fuck off degenerates

>>16768058
Based victorian-era christian feminist moment. They really were the best and the brightest the feminist movement has ever seen

>>16768087
/lit/ is a cunny board wtf did you wake up just now, old man?

>>16768087
>cunny was normal and healthy for literally all of human history
>some jealous old hags from 100 years ago made it illegal
>some faggot on a mongolian basket weaving forum call it "degeneracy"

>>16767999
>>16768031
>>16768034
>>16768058
>>16768069
>>16768085
>>16768098
You are worse than commies.

>>16767999
Based pedochad

>>16768110
a lot of noble cultures were born on cunny love, you are blind if you think a small change in morals one hundred years ago is what is right. You must be progressive, huh?

>>16768117
Yes, but you're not noble but a degenerate edgelord. Like I said, you're worse than commies.

>>16768122
there's a lot of projection going on, please refrain from seething on cunny threads!

>>16767999
not related to pedo post, but she and the bunny so cute ;___;

>>16768122
>you're not noble
And you are, eh?

>>16768129
Never said I was, but you definitely aren't. Anyone who's noble is not on this shithole of a board by definition.
>>16768127
Kys, degenerate retard.

>>16768139
what is degenerate about cunny, retard

>>16767969
reading is a solitary activity

>>16768148
You are degenerate for asking that question, retard

>>16768148
>what is wrong about fucking a childs life just because I have a small penis and adult women don't want me near them

>>16768156
you're like a twitter NPC screaming "RACIST!!"

>>16768159
how am i fucking up their life???

>>16768164
And you're like a 12 year old edgelord, now what?

>>16768174
i'm not edgy at all

>>16768169
Because you're a degenerate retard, retard

>>16768159
imagine your whole worldview being determined by what feminists are saying, what a npc lmao

>>16768179
You're the living definition of edgy, retard

>>16768186
imagine being a retarded edgelord like this

>>16768184
You're not even worth the effort to engage with. Have a good day.
>>16768193
>having a different opinion is edgy

>>16768201
how is liking cunny edgy you retard, there is no harm if its done right. You think its bad and harmful just because its the predominant feminist narrative around it. Think for yourself for once, jesus christ

>>16768159
Nobody ever said anything about fucking cunny you absolute retard.

>>16768201
imagine only being able to communicate in buzzwords like this

>>16768209
>>16768211
Look at these edgy retards lmao

>>16768129
Nobler than thou, Cumbert Cumbert.

>>16768222
imagine being a retarded edgelord like this and thinking you deserve civil communication

>>16768229
I think you belong in twitter, sweatie

You are a bunch of plebs, true patricians have a kigu gf.

>>16768238
I think you belong in an asylum, retard

>>16768232
>Cumbert Cumbert.
Heheh, I might adapt that.

>>16768247
>there are cunnyseaurs on a cunny board, how could this happen, I'm literally shaking! I'm gonna write a tweet about this and cancel someone

>>16768236
imagine being a retarded npc adopting whatever opinion is enforced by the state

>>16768260
>>16768265
Look at these edgy retards seething lmao

>>16768273
>you are worse than a commie!!!
>you will hang!!!11
>what? no, its you who is seething lol!
come on, kid

>>16768283
Don't engage with people who don't want to have a conversation

>>16768283
You're the one acting like an edgy 12yo, kid

>>16768292
this webm is great, saved

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>>16768128
It's a thin line between cute and fuckable

>>16767999
this is unironcially how it should be

Are these dads posting pictures of their daughters? What is going on?

>>16768679
it's men posting pictures of their wives

>>16767999
WITNESSED
BASED AND PEDOPILLED

>>16767999
that's cute anon

EVERY POST I HAVE EVER MADE ON THIS ACCOUNT IS SATIRE. I DO NOT CONDONE NOR SUPPORT ANY OF THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED ON THIS FORUM/CHATROOM/WEBPAGE.

ANY POST ASSOCIATED WITH THIS IP IS SATIRE AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH. AT NO POINT HAS ANYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THIS IP EVER CONDONED, ENCOURAGED, COMMITTED OR ABATED ACTS OF VIOLENCE OR THREATS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST ANY PERSONS, REGARDLESS OF RACIAL, ETHNIC, RELIGIOUS OR CULTURAL BACKGROUND.

IN CASE OF AN INVESTIGATION BY ANY FEDERAL ENTITY OR SIMILAR, I DO NOT HAVE ANY INVOLVEMENT WITH THIS GROUP OR WITH THE PEOPLE IN IT, I DO NOT KNOW HOW I AM HERE, PROBABLY ADDED BY A THIRD PARTY, I DO NOT SUPPORT ANY ACTIONS BY THE MEMBER OF THIS GROUP.

>>16768963
I want to tongue loli's pussy, FBI man

>>16768963
>ON THIS ACCOUNT
What did he mean by this?

I don't care about your cunny stealth thread, I just here to say that I wanna fuck the stupid plastic person anime tranny doll thing on the pic, thanks for your attention.

>>16769138
Yes i wanna fuck him

>>16769138
Yeah. I wanna put my ass hole on its plastic anime mouth and begin vigorously mashing.

>>16767999
saved

>eternal newfags falling for the oldest 4chan bait once again
4chan literally became reddit for incel neo-Nazi mutt losers instead of liberal NPCs with a terrible sense of humor.

Lolita is my favourite book

>>16770638
Can someone make a better image without the lolis hiding behind all that makeup?

>>16767999
Based and also checked.

>>16768058
Why would they do that to us bros?

>>16770664
seconding, lolis don't need make-up unlike hags

>>16770394
>I was merely pretending!
Shut the fuck up and grow up faggot. I bet I've been here longer than you

>>16770807
hags use makeup and shave their parts to emulate what comes natural to lolis

>>16768058
>liking lolis is sick and evil
>liking mentally ill men dressed as women is normal and cool
we seriously need to change this

>>16767999
WITNESSED

>>16767999
i could stare at her for an hour

>>16768058
>at seven years, having lowered it from 10 in 1871
kek

How to get a /lit/ gf?

>>16767999
BLESSED, CHECK, WHOLESOME AND UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>16770842
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>>16771204
See this is a wholesome man who married a small girl to live together and peace and he also probably (maybe) didn't shag her underdeveloped vag until well into puberty

YOU however are a degenerate hentai-loving fat faggot and would never marry a loli. Not capable of "housekeepin" either

That's what truly ruins a girl's life, loli or not loli: a man who uses her and then doesn't marry and just fucks off into the sunset. Have some responsibility
And I am a cunny afficionado myself

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>>16771212
>>16771218
>the way she looks at him
Bros...
My heart can't take it...

Question to all cunnyfags ITT

How long will you wait until doing anything sexual with your lil GF? That includes kissing/rubbing.
Will you wait till she inititiates it or hints at it? Mind you most kids start to know about their "feel good spot" by the time they're 8.
When are you going to stick your ding dong in them? Mind you the vagina is a very elastic organ and it can pretty much take any sort of ding dong (with practice)

I don't consider 12 or older cunny because they can get pregnant and are biological adults

>>16771232
I don't know. I don't know when it's appropriate to do any of this to a grownup woman. I'm socially retarded.
It will forever remain a sweet pipe dream and nothing else.

>>16771220
>also probably (maybe) didn't shag her underdeveloped vag until well into puberty
Lol I'm sure they did some rub n' play
Rest is true but not exclusive to 4chan. I am better at "housekeeping" than the average woman my age

>>16767999
Based

>>16771232
Whenever she wants to, I'm in

>>16771853
Based and consentpilled

>>16772046
children can't consent

>>16772269
yes they can don't be silly

>>16767999
>Reading book on rabbits
>A real rabbit is right there beside her
This says a lot about our society.

>>16772269
wearing make up is consent enough

cunny fags are perhaps the most disgusting fuckers on the face of the planet. My only solace is knowing that in nearly every civilized country, they are forced to live in constant fear of being found out. You are nothing but vermin: crawling around in the real world and taking refuge on message boards in order to feel some semblance of comfort and escape LMAO.

>>16767999
Kys

>>16772996
>t.

>>16773008
it's almost too fitting that you would have that meme on hand. You guys are so fucking predictable lmao. Also, your dreams of fucking kids will never come true, and you have never been imtimate with a child and never will be.

>>16773046
>and you have never been imtimate with a child and never will be
for legal purposes i will agree

>>16767999
Checkerino

>>16767969
I don't have a gf

>>16768058
wtf how was this allowed

>>16775311
>t. sheltered zoomer who lives in the comfortable bubble of his coddled 21st-century existence

>>16775465
people didn't actually fug lolis in ye old times did they?
It's just marriage bethrotal right?

>>16767969
My ex used to buy lots of books, brand new from Waterstones for like £15-£22, take a picture of them for her instagram story and literally never read them. She was an English Lit student, and for the entire year I was with her she didn't finish one entire book.

>>16767969
My gf and I just finished "The Turn of the Screw" together. Now we're working on "Silence."

>>16775553
what's so hard to believe about it

>>16768058
the word ENLIGHTENMENT acshually contains the word EIGHTEEN...

sweet jesus
this fucking thread

>>16767999
WITNESSED.

>>16775707
women BTFO

>>16767969
holy shit please stop posting kigurumis

>>16775935
they're not mentally ready at that age and are much more likely to get hurt too.

>>16778228
yeah better let them be mentally abused by their parents and their teachers and the friendly policeman in the elevator with that snake in his pants that spits in your face when you rub it
give me a break.

>>16767999
>posting your daughter here
b-bro...

>>16778228
>and are much more likely to get hurt too
You heavily underestimate the flexibility of the vagina as an organ.
Women push bowling balls out of that shit. A little penis is nothing.

>>16778228
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>16778340
What?
>>16778475
What?

>>16772650
>not learning about your fluffy friend so you can best care for them
You sound like a pit mommy.

>>16767999
put me in the reddit screencap

>>16778340
Maybe both are bad retard?
>>16778447
Are you saying you have a tiny penis? Figures.
>>16778475
You're too young to be here, go away

>>16778228
Doesn't change the fact that they've gotten married off and fucked in this country for over a hundred years.

>>16780150
That doesn't make it right, weirdo

>>16780061
Yes, I have a tiny penis, I'm fat obese and ugly. No women wants me, that's why I am a pedophile. So i can trick little girls and fuck them.

>>16780154
It's not wrong either. This is just numorality

>>16780154
I wasn't saying it was. Just addressing how surprised you were that it happened.

>>16767999
Kek

>>16767999
pedochan checked

>>16768316
I have a small penis too

>>16768105
Belle is great. She's unironically based and /lit/

>>16768211
can never tell if these kind of posts are bait or actual delusion

>>16781466
Cunny is healthy, you are deluded.

>>16768963
same

>>16781472
so bait then

>>16767969
I’m trying to get my girlfriend into reading at the moment, but it’s difficult because she’s a zoomer with a ruined attention span from excessive social media and phone use. It’s hard enough to get her to watch a movie that actually requires patience and attention. I bought her All The Light We Cannot See because my mum and my sisters loved it and it’s a very easy read because all the chapters are like 3 pages long. We’re reading it together, but I have to wait for her to read ahead then I catch up. So far we’ve read 161 pages in about 3 weeks, which although to be fair she is busy with university work - is a bit slow.

>>16781486
No i love little girls

Man I was hoping this was some tall girl - short guy from the thumbnail but jfc that is terrifying

>>16767999
This post is wholesome on a level I don't understand myself.

>>16781466
Brainwashed post.

>>16781531
that pic lol, you just know it

>>16780154
Just because it's forbidden and not practiced today also does not make it right. You can't deduct an ought from being. Not saying it should be different, but those people at the time also had their reasons why they did it. It's not even that long ago that child pornography was legally distributed and had professionally marketing:

"Color Climax was the first to produce commercial child pornography films.[4] From 1969 to 1979, Color Climax was responsible for the relatively large-scale distribution of child pornography.[6]

Between 1971 and 1979 the company produced 36 or more 10-minute films for its Lolita series.[4][7][8] These films featured young girls, mainly with men, but sometimes with women or other children.[4][7][8] The girls were mainly between the ages of 7 and 11 years; however, some were younger.[4][7][8] Titles included Incest Family, Pre-Teen Sex, Sucking Daddy, and Child Love.[7]"

>>16771212
>>16771218
I want this bros. How do I snag a little cutie like this to do a little of my own 'housekeeping'?

>>16778228
Fuck off back to r*ddit faggot

alright
for the records

didn't mean to read these pedos, it just happened by accident
please don't arrest me

>>16783126
bootlicking pussy