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>1200 word paper due in 3 weeks

>> No.16679578

...and? Lol

>> No.16679577

>>16679570
>500 word response to another student's post, due in one week
how fucked am I brehs?

>> No.16679590

>>16679570
How is that an issue?

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>>16679570

58 words, two sentences a day keep the deadline away, you lazy fuck.

Just write 2000 and cross out a little less than half, you'll hopefully be left with the less retarded portion and be done. Take 10-15% of the number of words as an intro and another 10-15% as a conclusion, 80% as the main body.

t. college professor

>> No.16679655

>>16679570
Get your ahit together man
I regularly write 20-minute 300 letter repsonses here

>> No.16679680

>have to write essay speculating future in 20 years in pertaining to specific topic
fuck this everything I write will just sound like im pulling it out of my ass or have to conform to some author that I don't really agree with

>> No.16679691

>10000 word essay due 20 minutes ago
Shit someone help me out here

>> No.16679710

>>16679578
>>16679590
>>16679606
>>16679655
newfags still don't get the joke.

>> No.16679745

>Need to decide what my favorite letter is and turn it in before the winter solstice

>> No.16679747

>>16679570
Your must be inbred

>> No.16679765

>drawing of my family due before second recess

Should I just drop out?

>> No.16679777

>>16679570
What is your race?

>> No.16679786

>15ft papyrus scroll due tomorrow
>haven't started yet

>> No.16679819

>have to carve 2 lines of hyroglifics into Pharoahs tomb by next week
>I only know Sumarian
Fuck fuck fuck

>> No.16679830

>>16679570
Give me the topic and I'll write the first 100 words on here.

>> No.16679847

>>16679830
Its a paper about Hegels secuality

>> No.16679852

>>16679570
>UgGrug requested a cave painting of that sabertooth he killed and he wants it by the time the fireball in the sky comes over the moutains
EHHEHEEJEEEEEEGOOOGOGOGOGOGOGRRGUGUGUGUGUGUGUAHHHHH

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>>16679786
Pray for Jehuty to dispel the cloud of unlearning and inspire you with a quick wit and flowing tongue

>> No.16679890

>>16679847
I'm thinking provisional title:
Steamy in Tübingen, or The Night in Which All Cocks are Black

It will be a fan-fiction blended with essay, kind of in the style of Sebald, about the romantic dorm room escapades of Hegel, Schelling, and Holderlin. Is that okay?

>> No.16679900

>200.000 line poem due next millenium
इन्द्र

>> No.16679939

>>16679710
holy shit what a newfag

>> No.16680192

>10 word paper due tomorrow

Oh man...

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>Header due in 3 weeks

>> No.16680906

>>16679570
thats like an old twit every 2 days. normal people wuld do it in one day

>> No.16680991

>>16679570
as someone who cant write, thats nothing. in college i wrote like 1000 words in a few hours.
if you really know what you are talking about and what you have to talk about its "easy". it helps to add a slight cynical undertone to it because you have to FORCE those NPCs to understand everything.

>> No.16681025

>>16680991
>im gonna use this obvious bait to jerk my ego

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>>16681025
no, you are the one who has jerked me ego by implying 1000 words is a lot.
ooo i just love having an ego.

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>>16679570
A 2000 word essay probably due next semester.

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>3 hour long essay due in 1 hour

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>20 second long tiktok video due in 2 months

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>150,000 word paper due in 2 days.

>> No.16682103

>>16679745
fucking kek

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>Four word footnote due in a fortnight

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>one breath of oxygen due in the next nano-second