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I'm an English major at one of the top 55 colleges in the US. AMA.

To save you a few questions, yes, I've read many difficult books like Ulysses, Paradise Lost, etc.

>> No.16572360
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>>16572327
>top 55
awfully specific

>> No.16572400

>>16572327
>I've read many difficult books
>Ulysses, Paradise Lost
I guess “top 55 colleges” admit retards

>> No.16572401

>>16572327
this has to be bait

>> No.16572431

OP here, just wanted to say I don't reply to dickheads. *ahem* Not talking about any posters in particular

>> No.16572432

>>16572327
can you copy paste the last essay you submitted, and the grade you got? I have this weird feeling uni's gotten easier.

>> No.16572453

>>16572432
Haven't written any essays yet (I'm a sophomore). We'll write some in junior and senior years. Atm we read books and then take quizzes on them. I'm planning to write my thesis on Evolian themes in the works of BEE

>> No.16572518

>>16572453
OP Here. That's not me. I just finished up an essay on why Infinite Jest is the greatest book ever written, and will become the Bible of the 21st century

>> No.16572552

>>16572327
so you're at number 55?

>> No.16572577

>>16572327
>goign to college for english
i learned english when i was like 5. are you retarded or somtheing?

>> No.16572610

>>16572327
>top 55
oh so it's shit then

>> No.16572662

>>16572327
>top 55
op proven to be in 51st through 55th top college.

>> No.16572681
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>>16572327
How does it feel to get indoctrinated by childless middle aged women instead of being a STEMchad. Btw, should've just went to your uni library for a proper humanities education.

>> No.16572692

>>16572327
Same except I'm in the EE department and not in a humanity field.

>> No.16572748

>>16572662
>>16572610
lol i just googled top colleges and Tufts is 34 and BC is number 41. i've know stupid thots who went to these and no one in MA is impressed by that shit, its basically where all the normalfag try hards end up. going to a "top 55 college" is such a midwest retard flex.

>> No.16572767

>>16572327
Kek, I was at number 40. Everyone student in the English program was either insufferably pretentious or extremely oversensitive. I transferred to History and read literature in my spare time.

>> No.16572769

>>16572748
I went to a top 20 university and like 90% of people here are retarded. I tutored a girl that thought "misc." was short for mysterious. If you're outside of like the top 7-8 then most people at your school are probably braindead, and even in those select few you're still going to meet a ton of idiots.

>> No.16572778

>>16572681
Based.

>> No.16572820

>>16572769
yeah its just sad. i've learned more about life and reality living in social isolation and working for a jew for 3 years than i think i ever would have if i had gone to college. or my schizophrenia just evolved.

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>>16572748
>BC
>Tufts
Cringe, BU chad in the thread.

>> No.16572885

>>16572855
How does it feel to get fucked in the ass?

t. Husky

>> No.16572894

>>16572855
lol even northeastern is 49, beating OP. tinder is riddled with northeastern thots.

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>>16572855

>> No.16572926

>>16572885
>>16572897
>Northeastern isn't even part of the AAU
HA!

>> No.16572933

>>16572453
>>16572518
either way lol'd

>> No.16572956

>>16572453
>>16572518
You better start posting essays and quizzes or im going to blow up (in mincraft) the english department of every college ranked 25 to 55. (no one in the top 25 brags about being in the top 55, we know)

>> No.16572964

>>16572956
he's definitely 51-55 or he would've just said top 50

>> No.16572968

>>16572964
still ill start with number 26 and work my way down, to build tension, in minecraft

>> No.16572996

>>16572968
ok now thats based

>> No.16573004

>>16572327
Does it hurt trying to suck your own dick?

>> No.16573006

>>16572968
looks like No. 46, Lumpton City Uni doesn't even have an English department, replaced it with air-conditioning technician school. You're running out time boys. Better start pastin'

>> No.16573732

>>16572681
>How does it feel to get indoctrinated by childless middle aged women instead of being a STEMchad. Btw, should've just went to your uni library for a proper humanities education.
>stem
>chad

Stop lying to yourself anon. Also, you have to fall for the doctrine for it to actually be considered indoctrination. Another thing, you misused a period in place of what should have been a question mark.

>> No.16573787

>>16573732
I'll make sure that my subsequent shitposts are punctuated correctly

>> No.16573794

>>16573787
See that you do. This is a literature board after all. We can't let standards slip any further.

>> No.16573805

>>16572767
BASED

>> No.16573884

>>16572327
Which mcdonalds do you plan on applying for after graduation?

>> No.16573980

People always tell me I went to a good school (35) but I wouldn’t have guessed it: I thought all colleges were like mine. In interviews I would always just say I picked it because it was close to the beach.

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>>16572956
>>16572968