/lit/ - Literature

>>16554290
Look at his chin

>>16554290

How do I stop hating and begin focusing on myself and enjoy life rather than focus on other people?

>>16554312
>this guy doesn't enjoy the hate

>it's one of these threads

>>16554325
There’s only been maybe 10 truly funny and literate /lit/ posts.

>>16554317
I just feel like maybe possibly I could actually go a week without being completely obsessed

Classic.

>>16554365
That's legitimately well-written.

>>16554308
>of course

>>16554293
What chin?

>>16554309
anybody has the white boys version?

>>16554312
"You have to be willing to get happy about nothing." - Andy Warhol

best life philosophy

>>16554568
Based.

>>16554333
>we live in a democracy

>>16554290
thats some cringe shit

>>16554571
Ernst Junger? Guy was surprisingly epic.

>>16554568
more pls

>>16555008
Why Camus?

>>16555004
That was good.

>>16555018
I was in that thread. Hands down the best thing i've see on this board in years.

>>16555042
his argument is rather that it would not stop the will. suicide arises from a will to die, not a measure to quit willing itself, which is what one should do, according to Showpenhower.

>>16554894
kek now this brings back memories

>>16554290

>>16554342
I always wondered what this is from?

What a shit thread

>>16555066
Still gets me, kek

>>16554916
This isn't real is it

>>16554308
>Of course the fact that this piece is unironically superior to Ellman's Ducks Newport shit.

>>16555059
I don't know why that guy caught so much shit. I think that would be a very calming, centering exercise and a useful way to start one's day.

>>16555115
My diary desu

>>16555109
What is this genre of humour called...the whole hanging episode followed by the cherry on the sundae of the door-house neighbour?

>>16554916
I really hate that I have these kind of glasses. What glasses should I buy next time I'm going for a test /lit/?

>>16555424
Round glasses are objectively the timeless patrician choice.

>>16555432

>>16554898
I checked the profile, it's likely sincere.

>>16555018
>>16555060
Same

>>16555424
tortoise-shell

>>16555113
>Thales is a brainlet
>Aristotle has a big brain
>Camus is a drooling retard
that's a pretty based image

>>16555424
Oliver Peoples

>>16555439
That was magnificent. I almost cried of laughter for the oatless brother.

>>16555066
Always wanted tom cruise to kill those punks in Eyes Wide Shut when they called him a fag.

>>16555546
Tom Cruise is definitely homo sexual tho.

>>16555552
His character in that movie wasn't.

>>16555555

>>16554290
Please this is torture

>>16555424
Glasses of every conceivable style are mass produced so cheaply, and everyone with moderate means so 'fashion conscious', that styles are adopted and discarded so often that there is no timeless choice. Clearly round are an expiring effiminate Asian girl/girl that works are Urban Outfitters trend, just as 'nerd glasses' were ruined by emo nightmare before christmas teens. Daffy teasipping plant-tending grad students have ruined most hornrims. The only hope is to find a one-off unusual pair--unlikely--or just go with something too extreme to ever end up on the face of middle management commercial park businessmen after filtering through mall culture. The only ones I can think of that fit that bill are Cazal glasses.

>>16554907
literally me

>>16555105

>>16555008
>>16555015
Never forget the documentary where Camus’ daughter talks about how he would let her eat as much food as she wants, and of whatever sort. Ended up as a rail thin lawyer. Camus remains based.

>>16555092
this is the actual problem anon

>>16555634
>there is no timeless choice
>Clearly round are an expiring effiminate Asian girl/girl that works are Urban Outfitters trend
False. Shostakovich there >>16555432 looks just as patrician as the good Cardinal here in 1600.
Truly a timeless patricians' choice.

>>16555718
Now do this with birds

>>16555211
oh god. I hope I don't end up like that

>>16555729
He just did

>>16554365
I always wished to get my hands on the complete novella.

>>16555211
what can a guy like that even do?

>>16555824
>Dude. Birds can’t have sex. They can’t exist!

>>16555912
IIRC he had a chance encounter with some college administrator in a book store and got a job as a philosophy lecturer.

>>16555924
Birds don't exist, idiot.

>>16556021
Bird Are Very Important

Lmao you pathetic pseuds never fail to make me laugh with your "lit humor" threads

Face it, most women will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of philosophy, get over it losers

>never fail to make me laugh with your "lit humor" threads
That is the point, yes.

>>16555394
Absurd

>>16554312
analyze why you hate and correct that condition

>>16555118
What were the answers? Can't be bothered to look into the archives

>>16554312
you gotta love yourself brother

>>16555018
>impressing women

>>16554916
The average /lit/ poster is just a greasy sub-normie loser. The average /lit/-poster who actually reads is an androgynous closet-bisexual crypto fascist that dresses as the male equivalent of an art-hoe. Your image is the average tourist who comes from bunkerchan telling people to “read theory” that he himself has never actually read.

>>16555130
top top kek

>>16555546
even though that incident happens in the novel too you just know kubrick was basing his version his memories of little stanley getting bullied by micks growing up

>>16555018
/lit/let here, what's funny about it?

>>16554290

>>16556360
>mean value theorem is Calc 2 at American "universities"
kek

>>16554290
that one thread about the dragon sex

>>16555374
Most /lit/ anons aren't really different from normies, they don't have the attention span required to stare at a candle for even five minutes.

>>16555674
That sounds like Camus. What's the name of the documentary?

>>16556381
well it's calc 1 to be precise

>>16555718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go2Ccw1G25o

>>16556666

>>16554290

>>16556794

>>16556800

>>16556839

>>16555008
Hegel and Hobbes should definitely be switched.

>>16555684
Shostakovich looks like an incel about to go beet red over some meaningless opinion or another in that pic. The glasses aren't helping matters. Now picrel is a man of distinction; a man who has compromised his integrity but not his sense of style.

>>16554365
>when the nigger was freed the world became the niggers slave
This has to be Stephen King

>>16555670
Saved

>>16555115
It's from The Prestige.

>>16555130
Too pure for this earth :( this is why nobody can have tradwife

>>16554907
This will forever be /lit/- the manga. How is it called again?

I was reading this thread for half an hour until I realized that this is not /fit humor but /lit humor thread.fml

>>16558226
>half an hour
Maybe you should stay on /fit/. Or maybe do less drugs and alcohol. Either way I wish you good health.

>>16554342
lol but thats genuinely funny

>>16554308
>in fact of course

great stuff tho.

>>16556348
>>16555018

>>16556263
>androgynous closet-bisexual crypto fascist that dresses as the male equivalent of an art-hoe
what the fuck? you take that back immediately

>>16559568
>androgynous closet-bisexual crypto fascist that dresses as the male equivalent of an art-hoe

Me if you subbed out fascist for l/acc and art-hoe for generic preppy

>>16559599
lol nice tat queermo

>>16559599
Is this post or pre op?

>>16559723
>>16559783

I'm not a tranny, I just like fucking twinks.

>>16555171
Wow kek

>>16559599
do you seriously have a hammer and sickle tattoo

>>16555078
Always good

>>16556263
>androgynous closet-bisexual crypto fascist that dresses as the male equivalent of an art-hoe
wtf? this is all true

>>16556263
Personally, I'm not androgynous. Slightly bisexual but careful so as to not indulge in degenerate desires. If I was a humanist regarding politics, I'd be fascistic. I'm actually anti-anthropocentric and am hoping for civilizational collapse before Capital subsumes everything, acting as a negentropic force of the outside, coming in from the future. Aesthetically I don't belong to any categories. I wear a lot of grey and blue but my clothes aren't specifically stylized.

>>16555211
Dude, someone should do a sequel with a Ricoeur scholar. I only say that cuz my local library for some reason has an absolutely gigantic Ricoeur biography prominently displayed. I'm like when was the last time anyone checked out a book by Ricoeur? What the fuck?

>>16559871
Are you single and live within a five hour radius of Seattle, by any chance?

>>16555255
Nothing better than a nice cool book on a hot summer day

>>16555211
This is genuinely sad

>>16559599
marry me

>>16559942
yes hmu 1-800-666-suckmydick

>>16555211
>>16555730
>>16555912
>>16560034

The Husserl guy admited this was fanfic. He made a thread a couple years ago and told about the things he invented throughout his period here in this board. He bade farewell and promissed never return to this forsaken hole.

>>16560085
a/s/l? I'm single

>>16560106
That was just another character. Believe nothing you read on here.

>>16559599
Based /lit/ twink

>>16560113
i'm a tranny (passing but not super pretty) though so no one super fit would want me

>>16554907
does she get railed at any point in the manga and is it explicit?

>>16560277
No it ended so the author could focus on nu-Watamote
SAD!

>>16559813
I can relate to that.

>>16560266
Good enough, but tits or GTFO

>>16560584
they’re really small, I only barely have to wear a bra

>>16555130
>>16558065
There's nudes of her.

>>16554290

>>16555180

made me laugh heartily

>>16555424
Can't go wrong with these classics

>>16555126

>>16560106
His pathetic character he created is probably more interesting than his real life.

>>16560812
Source?

>>16560106
>a couple years ago
that was like 5 years ago, you're (we're) getting old

>>16560106
I remember that post, but differently. I think he meant he envied those failed persons for having a life, whereas he has none. In the end he wants to escape the workd and go into a monastery.

>>16556263
>androgynous
Not really.
>Closet-bisexual
Ehhhh, maybe.
>Crypto fascist
Open clerical fascist.

>>16554907
based manga

>>16555374
>>16556487
Because you're not meant to stare at an ACTUAL candle you fucking morons.

>>16561914
What are you supposed to do?

>>16554333
I know Confessions is fairly long, but I really can't tell he is jokingly calling it a tome, or if he thinks he's smart for using that word.

>>16554903
Fucking saved.

>>16555008
Where does Montaigne fall on here?

>>16562022
envision a candle in your mind and focus on it: it's a mental exercise. Staring at a real candle is fucking retarded

>>16554378
>et. cetera
not really what is that point doing there?

>>16554901
lmao

>>16562222
Wasted

>>16562225
sorry i meant gas the kikes 88 race war now

>>16554309
>milk
gets me every time

>>16555008
I would switch it up a little, but fucking saved. Love how your eye is guided so you read the punchline last.

>>16555424
changing your frames because other people you don't like are wearing them is womanly behavior
just wear whatever the fuck you're comfortable with you stupid retard

>>16555102
Is this Taleb?

>>16555209
brilliant

>>16555059
Feels like a lot of samefagging. I'd like to see how many unique IDs were in this thread.

>>16554309
Nothing written in one of those threads will ever come close to this

>>16555121
>left arm

>>16555175
But he croaked on the floor before the guy stood and up and said that. This is a very poorly executed maymay.

>>16560697
I don't give a fuck, you know the rule.

>>16554550
Nobody is going to run around with that shit saved on their laptop, anon.

>>16555064
That's some good shit man.

>>16560697
whip those little nips out lad

>>16554365
Never 5get

https://www.amazon.com/Baracks-Apocalypse-Yurope-Michael-Wood/dp/1520733720/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

>>16555059
One may stare into the light, until one becomes the light.

>>16554901
my brother bought me this, it's pretty embarrassing

>>16554309
When I write burgerpunk I am generally inspired by this post's style.

>>16558167
>>16560277
>>16555651
>>16554907
>>16561909
https://myanimelist.net/manga/109145/Kuzu_to_Megane_to_Bungaku_Shoujo_Nise
Source. I liked the manga as light entertainment during boring lectures since each chapter is four panels long, meaning I could tab away to take notes if needed.

>>16555008
Im guessing Wittgenstein is to the left because he wanted to coffee and knew that at home they had food so there was no reason to indulge the children - because there is no need to speak or explain basic things when it's easier to demonstrate once.

>>16563225

>>16560207
Does that mean londonfrog is actually really well adjusted

>>16563250
Using Foucault to get pussy as 16 year old? That kid is unfathomably based.

>>16563162
>Nobody is going to run around with that shit saved on their laptop, anon.
Kek, I love negresses tho. Thanks!

>>16555220
IS THAT A SQUID?

>>16556170
What a loser, talking with a woman about books and Hitler and saying that he values purity, so she will lie to him because she knows she can't be herself around him.

>>16563250
This kid is a fucking badass.

>>16554312
Resentment. You resent something and play silly anger games. You find out where the rot is, and then unpack it, that might mean confronting it or leaving it. W/e

>>16560697
>>16563153
>>16563174

>tfw no tits get posted

>>16563250
I wish I could be his friend

>>16556263
Lmao you got me

>>16565996
Are you greasy or bi curious?

>>16555018
This is more repellent than funny

>>16555008
putting epicurus where they did shows the person who made this had no idea what they were doing

>>16560812
Prove it fag

>>16562383
Your advice is the most textbook hole advise there is. You absolutely should not continue to wear hideous frames.

>>16554312
>for 4 years straight I've been obsessed with wanting to murder my friend's online girlfriend who's older than him because he invited me to play some stupid MMO and (s)he made my short time a living hell
Am I a psychopath?

>>16554312
If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap. If you want happiness for a day, go fishing. If you want happiness for a year, inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime, help somebody.
Focusing on others is good, anon.

>>16554312
>4 years straight I've been obsessed with wanting to bash my friend's online girlfriend (who's older than him) in with a rock because he invited me to play some stupid MMO with them, and (s)he made my short time a living hell
>learn of all the horrible manipulative shit (s)he does to my friend from his own anecdote, deepening the grudge
Am I a psychopath?

>>16556263
>The average /lit/-poster who actually reads is an androgynous closet-bisexual crypto fascist that dresses as the male equivalent of an art-hoe.
WTFFF THAT'S LITERALLY MEEEEE

>>16554903
ha ha hilarious

>>16556263
>androgynous closet-bisexual crypto fascist that dresses as the male equivalent of an art-hoe
how the fuck

Too all the "androgynous closet-bisexual crypto fascist that dresses as the male equivalent of an art-hoe" please post your bodies, and fits.
Thank you <3

>>16567075
I'm not going gay for you, /fa/

>>16556263
>The average /lit/-poster who actually reads is an androgynous closet-bisexual crypto fascist that dresses as the male equivalent of an art-hoe.
please don't say that again

>>16556839
is this Eumeswil by Ernst Junger?

>>16567406
>Eat hot chip and lie

>>16555059
I remember this thread, based

>>16561394
>>16566465
True. She's a 'model' and she's looking good

>>16567406
>cross their legs
like... showing the soles of their feet, or something?

>>16554568
Ahahahaha

>>16567406
it's a fake quote

>>16566784
how much older?

>>16563162
I wonder if some autist can track down exactly where this gas station is.

>>16567624
Link it then

>>16554312
hard truth? Spotlight effect, get your ass out of ur head

>>16554894
>coughed and gulped
pure fucking gold

>>16556263
you people should go outside

>>16555018
utterly based

>>16554903
based Kadyrov

Post your best memes about Kafkas metamorphosis please, I just read it and will fibally get all the bug stuff usually posted in these threads

>>16555095
A classic

>>16563250
i've rarely seen someone as based as this kid to be honest

>>16555194
I'm sure everyone understands it's just a joke, but if anyone needs source, it's clickhole.

>>16555679
That should be Kierkegaard

>>16554290

>>16556263
>The average /lit/-poster who actually reads is an androgynous closet-bisexual crypto fascist that dresses as the male equivalent of an art-hoe
I feel personally attacked

>>16556263
>the average /lit/-poster who actually reads is an androgynous closet-bisexual crypto fascist that dresses as the male equivalent of an art-hoe
Well I'm not androgynous so you're wrong.

>>16565212
I’m embarrassed also that sort of thing is only for my boyfriend or husband !!!

>>16556728
hotter than real porn

>>16562405
holy fuck that's good.
Why does taleb suck so much?

>>16555424
Depends on the shape on your face. Oval shaped faces can suit any pair of glasses that aren't too small or large.

I suggest the Bateman's. Or these. If you have money check out Oliver People's or Prada. They make beautiful frames, if not, go for anything with a nice frame. As long as they're decent quality and suit your face they'll look very good.

>>16556263
Yes

Ding ding.

>>16555432
if you want to get called Harry Potter or John Lennon

>>16561052
Wait a second, I recognize those spermatozoa!

>>16555126

>>16563191
I know your reference. Good film.

>>16563191
Hopefully a fate for us all

>>16563162
I sit in lectures with an HDD full of depraved hentai

>>16563206
Why are you taking notes about a manga?

>>16554333
>tfw want to go to heaven but can't cause bron in democracy

>>16556348
nothing.

>>16555424
https://www.townsends.us/collections/eyewear/products/18th-century-reproduction-glasses-gl-791

>>16554907
>>16561909
kek this is great

>>16555135
Audibly kekked

>>16572955
the Artemis Fowl bit really elevates it

>>16566967
all true
>>16556263
relatable

>>16563206
where can i read this if i don't speak moon-runes

>>16568387

>>16556263
if you mean androgynous in the insulting sense you're correct

>>16569506
Based trad tranny gf

>>16572917
I mean, that guy isn't wrong. A couple of weeks ago I couldn't stop thinking about getting freshly washed titties in my mouth but then I jerked off as much as I could for a week and now I can function normally.

>>16554293
just finished reading this
what did i think of it?

>>16554901
The book does work, there's just a prerequisite that the people you're using it on are civil.

>>16573450
i just wanna get married to a boy who i really love bro ):

>>16572917
>jumanji
lmao

>>16568149
No

>>16556263
wow this post is literally me!

>>16574094
That's a noble quest friend. I too seek a gf (male)

>>16555088
did he really make these errors?

>>16572272
will people think I'm smart if I do this?

>>16574211
most registers have enough people that a few miscategorizations arent a problem but the wise taleb proclaims seneca to be spanish because he was born in modern day spain so he doesnt understand what national origin means and thereby most of his criticisms are probably wrong anyways

>>16574141
I fear I’ve fallen for two boys in two different ways but neither of them wants me in the way I want them... oh well anon it’ll get better

>>16571864
Not him, but he's reading it during lectures. The taking notes is from that.

Last word will be:

SNEED

CHUCK