/lit/ - Literature

>>16512489
yeah i jerked off to the part in brothers Karamazov where drunk Grushenka admits to loving Dmitri and then proceeds to beg him not to fuck her so that she can retain her innocence until marriage. hot af

Pic related and house of leaves both have pretty good sex scenes in them

>>16512489
yes to the savage detectives

>>16512489
Houellebecq and i'm ashamed of it

yes i masturbated to a couple lines in helix by eric brown

>>16512489
yes ...... and the paper cuts were worth it

Post excerpts

>>16512658
Is this unironic?

>>16512489
Yes, as a teen to the rape scene in pillars of the earth.

jerked off to some of the sex scenes in updike's Rogers version

>>16512489
I masturbated unironically to the foot-play scene in Lolita.

>>16512489
I had no internet so I resorted to jerking off to the Story of the eye and that other momcest Bataille book. I searched smut words to find the relevant parts. It was disturbing to say the least.
I did end up reading Story of the eye though.

American Psycho

>>16514625
Yeah when he narrates a fake NYT restaurant review I get hard.

>>16513099
>I masturbated unironically to the foot-play scene in Lolita.

Gulliver's Travels

>>16512673

Yeah, at just about every other page of Gormenghast

>And the days move on and the names of the months change and the four seasons bury one another and it is spring again and yet again and the small streams that run over the rough sides of Gormenghast Mountain are big with rain while the days lengthen and summer sprawls across the countryside, sprawls in all the swathes of its green, with its gold and sticky head, with its slumber and the drone of doves and with its butterflies and its lizards and its sunflowers, over and over again, its doves, its butterflies, its lizards, its sunflowers, each one an echo-child while the fruit ripens and the grotesque boles of the ancient apple trees are dappled in the low rays of the sun and the air smells of such rotten sweetness as brings a hunger to the breast, and makes of the heart a sea-bed, and a tear, the fruit of salt and water, ripens, fed by a summer sorrow, ripens and falls, falls gradually along the cheekbones, wanders over the wastelands listlessly, the loveliest emblem of the heart’s condition. And the days move on and the names of the months change and the four seasons bury one another and the field-mice draw upon their granaries. The air is murky, and the sun is like a raw wound in the grimy flesh of a beggar, and the rags of the clouds are clotted. The sky has been stabbed and has been left to die above the world, filthy, vast and bloody. And then the great winds come and the sky is blown naked, and a wild bird screams across the glittering land. And the Countess stands at the window of her room with the white cats at her feet and stares at the frozen landscape spread below her, and a year later she is standing there again but the cats are abroad in the valleys and a raven sits upon her heavy shoulder. And every day the myriad happenings. A loosened stone falls from a high tower. A fly drops lifeless from a broken pane. A sparrow twitters in a cave of ivy. The days wear out the months and the months wear out the years, and a flux of moments, like an unquiet tide, eats at the black coast of futurity. And Titus Groan is wading through his boyhood.

Yeah, Lolita.
Maybe 5 times in total.
great prose

>>16513193
>momcest Bataille book
Sounds like it's time to repair my ignorance to Bataille.

Yeah, to 100 years of solitude. Stopped reading in shame after that.

>>16515113
You are referring to that ONE scene with the underage prostitute aren't you?

>>16512544
Unironically got so hard. This and in stendhal's red and the black where Julien climbs the window to his bosses wife.

Book of Job

>>16512489
I've jerked off to erotica a bunch of times when I was a teen. I even remember the types I read(it was only a few times in phase): A Starbound erotica series; some fallout erotica where the girl was a sex slave chained to a bed ever since she was like 13, it was pretty dark shit; a really well written one where a guy gets a custom made robot gf, great twist at the end. That's all I recall. I wonder if that starbound series ever got finished. Last time I check it was probably in like 2014

>>16512489
Of course not. Why do you ask?

no, where do I start?

Lolita

>>16515455
Which one do I start with?

Bumping this important thread

>>16516110
Fanny hill is the most important

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>>16515507
this is why I never trusted all of the people that say lolita is a good book and a must-read, literary "thinkers" are all fucking pedophiles

>Locked up when I was 12
>Go a week or two without fapping
>Getting desperate
>Tried sneaking my phone in but they caught me
>Remember I'm allowed a book
>Request pic related
>Fap to the cover art a few times

Early teens.

Having a porno mag or VHS tapes or other pictures was too obvious to my parents

This was my go to

>>16512489
Jerked off to Julia from 1984.
Not even ashamed.

real niggas masturbated to Kafka on the shore's mommy scene

>masturbating
Not going to make it. Especially because you're training your brain to associate it with reading. Masturbation does nothing for you and when it's over you have a mess, are tired and defeated and then, it calls you to do again and again the rest of the day. Smart people have always held sex negative attitudes and viewed the loss of semen as injurious to intellectual potential.

>>16517381
fucking based

>>16512489
I've jerked off to most of Houellebecq's stuff

>>16512489
I was squashed up against some chunky business milf on a packed bus ride from work reading the part in American Psycho where Bateman pulls out the one chick's tongue and melts her eyes out with the soldering iron. Stopped reading. No way she didn't feel the chub against her thigh.

>>16517413
>Look at me I'm so quirky, based and edgy tee-hee

>>16517472
ok buddy

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>>16517479
Have you ever considered masturbating to Soviet evidence of crimes in Yugoslavia at Nuremberg?

I found a steamy romance book in grade school with light brother sister wincest set in the old south.

>>16512544
Same book, but when Catalina went to get the money with Dmitri and he has to control himself to not abuse such a beautiful and innocent creature. First and only time. Felt bad afterwards.

>>16512489
crime and punishment

>>16517566
there's way better fiction out there to wank to, anon

>>16515455
based. did you buy the complete set? where's the best place to cop?

>>16517691
Name?

>>16517381
this