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You know what to do

>> No.16280341

>hahasourceslmao.jpg

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>>16280380
Passing the ballot off into a ballot box is no different from passing it off to the post office.
They end up in the Secretary of States hands anyway. Then him and his staff start to erase Sanders votes

>> No.16280446

>>16280427
State department handles elections? I thought state department is like the foreign ministry.

>> No.16280447
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>>16280407
It's a rough estimate that we need to get carbon emissions down to 0 within 10 years. I hope there's wiggle room there, because bootlicking temporarily embarrassed millionaires like you still don't see any reason to care about people living in the year 2090 or 2100

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>>16280446
Not the DC state dept. but the state's state dept

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>> No.16280463 [DELETED] 

>>16280447
i don't care about most of the people living today
global warming is a problem but not even close to the biggest one, namely i'd rather live in a scorched apocalyptic hellscape than share a country with niggers

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>>16280456
Not lit related.

>>16280463
It is the biggest problem, but for you it's actually that you woke up in a world full of really tan people. kys. Solves your problem.

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>> No.16280500

>>16280488
Neither is the mail voting nor climate change thing lit related

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>>16280500
True, and I wish they'd shove off

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>>16280588
Do you have anything book related?

>> No.16280616

>>16280370
i remember that

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>> No.16280629

>>16280427
>>16280447
>>16280455
all these books and years later, and you are still here being butthurt and defensive on the internet. Your stupidity is a miracle.

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>>16280629
No, I'm good, thanks. How are you?

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>> No.16280656

>>16280639
Puto basado

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>> No.16280701

>it's an entire thread of butters posting stuff that isn't even mildly funny
Already ruined

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>>16280701
Cutter edge in 2014.
What've you got?

>> No.16280729

>>16280701
Post something yourself

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This thread is fucking dogshit

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>>16280729
Alright

>> No.16280756

>>16280743
Poor guy becoming a fucking milkshake lmao

>> No.16280762

>>16280756
It's actually a 70 year old woman with a sprained ankle, which makes it much funnier

>> No.16280768

>>16280639
They want to mute him?

>> No.16280775

>>16280750
Okay I laughed but I'm more amazed that any editor would read this and go
>yup, another best-seller, Sandra. I can already smell the reviews

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>>16280730

>> No.16280784

>>16280639
BASADO

>> No.16280789

>>16280762
Fuck. It really does make it funnier. Old girl probably had a spiritual awakening twirling like a sufi, before her brain shot out at mach 3 hahahaha

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>>16280743
Ah. I see why its "dogshit"
You want >>>/b/

>> No.16280805

>>16280775
I think it was written like that intentionally, with the idea of it being a parody of erotic novels. Which makes it a little less funny, but still pretty good

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>> No.16280830

>>16280447
>Nietzsche dickrider demanding collectivism for the sake of people you've never met and aren't even born yet
Nice slave morality you peabrained dimwit.

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>> No.16280849

>>16280750
>dick Parkinson's
It never won't be funny.

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>>16280830
>dimwit.
Imagine! Coming from you!?

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>> No.16280858

>>16280427
kill yourself
>>16280447
kill yourself
>>16280455
kill yourself
>>16280488
seriously, why are still alive?
>>16280498
kill yourself
>>16280504
kill yourself
>>16280520
No one likes you
>>16280524
kill yourself
>>16280529
Fuck off
>>16280538
Leave faggot
>>16280614
kill yourself
>>16280623
kill yourself
>>16280631
Please stop posting on /lit
>>16280644
Seriously, kill yourself
>>16280655
Everyone on this board fucking hates you
>>16280662
Dude fuck off
>>16280694
kill yourself already
>>16280710
fuck you
>>16280721
tranny
>>16280730
kill yourself tranny
>>16280738
Fag
>>16280782
Leave /lit/
>>16280791
Fucking kill yourself
>>16280803
Die tranny
>>16280820
Holy fuck stop posting

>> No.16280861

>>16280858
BASED

>> No.16280870

>>16280858
Yeah, I'm thinking he's based.
>>16280850
I admit I wheezed at this though.

>> No.16280872

>>16280858
Holy based.

>> No.16280881

>>16280858
You are a sad, craven man

>> No.16280882

>>16280701
it's over, butterfly finally hit the wall and joined a facebook meme group

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Go start your own book club on your homeboards

>> No.16280894

>>16280858
El basado...

>> No.16280895

>>16280743
whats the context?

>> No.16280907

>>16280701
You haven't blocked that mongoloid yet?

>> No.16280914

>>16280858
Dangerously based.

>> No.16280921
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>>16280882
I collected all these years ago from /lit/ humor threads.

Check out what seems to pass for "lit humor" now
>>16280353
>>16280380
>>16280407
>>16280456
>>16280588
>>16280618
>>16280695
Who?
>>16280743
>Oh, it's funnier now that I know it was an old lady. I hate women. they should all die
>>16280823
I don't get it. Maybe funny.

>> No.16280934

This thread is some 9gag 40 year old FB mom tier shit.
>>16280858
Only funny thing ITT, real barneyfag vibes.
Thread hidden, so long, faggots.

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>>16280324
these threads are always so embarrassing

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Seriously. You want your random misanthrope misogynist gags, you will love your own board. They enforce anonymity there
>>>/b/

>> No.16280945

>>16280936
Women are inferior to men in literally every way, so glad I was born a faggot.

>> No.16280947

>>16280701
You ain't seem nothing yet. A couple threads back she screenshotted one of her own posts to post in a /lit/ humor thread.

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>>16280945
>>>/r9k/

>>16280947
Just like this guy >>16280370
I liked what the Apu said. Good natured fun posting. Eat you typing arm off

>> No.16280965

>>16280934
>9gag 40 year old FB mom tier shit.
Basically every nu ylyl thread on 4channel, especially when buttertard dumps his shitty meme folder.

>> No.16280967

>>16280945
bad post

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>>16280488
Cute.

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>>16280965
Snapshot of /lit/ from 2014 or so. Deal with it.

>> No.16280988

>>16280945
Didn't think it was possible to be this based.

>> No.16280998

>>16280858
Based, fuck buttertranny
>>16280936
As an egoist, hating women gives me pleasure

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I wish they'd do more word filters. "Based" is the dumbest forced meme

>> No.16281007

>>16280982
Oh yeah,
>>16280662
You're like tits on a bull, or a guy with an axe wound.

>> No.16281019

>>16280945
>hating women so much you turn gay
Disturbingly, unrelentingly and profoundly based.

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>>16280998
And pain, because you're not a very thoughtful egoist.
Stirner wasn't like that at all

>> No.16281034

>>16281020
>pain
It satisfies my ego, eat shit tranny

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>>16281034
Have you not read it, or did you speed through it?

>> No.16281045

>>16280370
I don't know why everyone found this funny, have they never seen a comedically original post before? Like it was funny but it wasn't THAT funny.

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>> No.16281058

>>16281043
Stirner was a cuck and a german, why would I read him. I will no longer respond to you

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>> No.16281068

>>16280945
Unironically übermencsch

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I wish there was a bigger screencap.

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>> No.16281125

God this thread sucks
>>16280945
>>16280858
You two made it worth sticking around while Butters guffaws at his own jokes.

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>>16281087
Please, stay away from Moz

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>>16281125
>his own jokes.
Old anonymous' jokes

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>> No.16281172

>>16280921
>doesn't know Jesús G. Maestro
>doesn't know Gustavo Bueno (pbuh)
Never gonna make it

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>> No.16281262

>>16281240
Kek, this one is pretty funny. It's kinda sad that a /lit/ humor thread has so few posts actually related to literature

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>> No.16281269

>>16280858
BASED

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>> No.16281278

>>16280858
I usually dont like massposters, but ill make an exception this once.

I can stand a butterpost or two but here aids riddle this thread.

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>> No.16281287

How has butters not been banned yet for flooding. Is he friends with the jannies or something

>> No.16281295
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All the ass-blasted. Mass posting "based" over and over again. Are you even laughing?

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>>16281278
How do you make the aida stop?

>> No.16281350

>>16281285
How is this one /lit/ related? isnt it just a meme from 2010?

>>16281321
I get the format and i like a few, but dont you think its a bit overplayed?

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>> No.16281363

>>16281240
The sound and the fury infuriates me. I'm a woman.

>> No.16281367

>>16281350
You don't get it, you don't have any sense of humour and clearly don't read.

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>>16281350
They're very subtle. You almost believe they're real Penguin Classics

Don't tell me you think the bazinga poster is me

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>>16281367
Shut the fuck up, anon

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>>16280858
>>16280861
>>16280870
>>16280872
>>16280881
>>16280894
>>16280914
>>16280934
>>16280998
>>16281125
>>16281269
>>16281278
This.
>>16281287

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>> No.16281461

>>16280945
Based, roasties are all confused over how to rebuke you since they have no power over you

>> No.16281574

>>16280858
Now, this is funny.

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>> No.16281604

>>16281461
Heterosexuality is a ploy of the matriarchy.

>> No.16281609

>>16281591
A classic.

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>>16280498
>>16280694
>>16280961
>>16281064
>>16281087
>>16281281
>>16281308
>>16281315
>>16281417
Heh.

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