/lit/ - Literature

>>16214019
>Twitter
Into the trash it and you go

what is it?

>>16214019
Top warning sign OP is a faggot
1. Posts this thread again

>>16214019
You posted this yesterday.

>>16214019
Everything is correct except Goethe.
Imagine taking a girl out and then trying to impress her by literally showing her a bunch of Hemingway books you’ve read

>>16214019
At least post the original that's actually funny.

>>16214082
Boats sucks.

>>16214019
Yeah, we saw it already

t. The Book of Mormon

>>16214019
This is my number one warning sign to stay the fuck away from a woman.

>>16214082
I mean, she isn't wrong about 1,3 and 4.

>>16214082
I could kill this woman with a single strike

>>16214082
First two are cringe incel tier. The last two are based

There's only one book you need to vet prospective life partners.

i legitimately dont understand why goethe is on that list... because faust is a classic? because werther's behavior is "problematic"? are twitter bros into elective affinities or something?

>>16214148
I suspect she sort of got Goethe mixed up with Nietzsche.

>>16214019
I have Schopenhauer, Nietzsche and Esther Vilar. I'm gonna be alright than.

Girl Version:
1.Bookshelf filled with only fiction
2."YA is solid literature"
3."OMG I love sweaters and cats"
4.*spends more time doing makeup than reading*
5. JOHN. GREEN.
6. "I'm Bisexual"
7. Milk and Honey

>>16214148
must be Werther, there is really nothing else offensive about Goethe, unless there is some neonazi movement to claim him I'm not aware of.

chris kraus
sarah kane
the haidmaid's tale
clarice lispector
rupi kaur
eat pray love
walter benjamin
Thug Kitchen: eat like you give a f**k

>NOOOOO, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO READ SOMETHING YOU DON'T AGREE WITH
I have Marx and Rand on my shelf despite almost not agreeing with a sentence they wrote.

>>16214019
Hoes ain't shit but bitches and tricks.

>>16214019
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>göthner
Im deutscher Abstammung tho

>>16214148
Boyfriend who cheated on her was a big Goethe fan

What is wrong with this from a feminist perspective?? I legit can't figure it out

>>16214082

I feel personally attacked lmao

>>16214148
it's just a thinly-veiled jab at an ex-boyfriend(s). Turgenev and Goethe aren't nearly trendy enough to be targets for blue-check twitter

>>16214359
1 and 6 are fine, you're right about the rest.

>>16214082
Top Books Your Chad Boyfriend Wants to Read:
-Trains

>>16214359
>1.Bookshelf filled with only fiction
based
>2."YA is solid literature"
cringe
>3."OMG I love sweaters and cats"
based
>4.*spends more time doing makeup than reading*
based
>5. JOHN. GREEN.
cringe
>6. "I'm Bisexual"
based
>7. Milk and Honey
cringe

>>16214082
lmao I love this

>>16214019
>>16214082
at least post the one that is correct

>>16214677
It’s above her reading level and doesn’t have a Mary Sue

>>16214064
Faust is pretty much a white male power fantasy if you think about it.

(Just kidding)

>>16214118
The Secret is an even bigger red flag

>>16214148

Goethe is the best Western writer besides Shakespeare. Leave it to a blue check mark midwit whore to say he's a red flag. Dumb bitch.

>>16214019
why do men and women hate each other so much

warning for what

>>16217111
nice trips

>>16216833
I'm keep seeing this statement but what else is worth reading from Goethe other than Faust and maybe Werther? Are his poems that good?

>>16214471
Either you're lying, you're thinking of a specific girl, or you're Brazilian. What anglo basic chicks are carrying around A Paixão Segundo G.H.?

>>16217133
Elective Affinities

Thank God the only one which applies to me is #4. At least at one time, the two books of hers I have are in a crate downstairs now.

>>16214359
You missed murakami.

>>16215969
What's wrong with Oxford Shakespeare? You can get a hardcover of his collected works for $30

>>16217241
Of course he's Brazilian. Which non-Brazilian would ever care about Brazilian literature?

>>16217089
Straight people are weird

>>16217342
It's bad because a twitter jezebel said it was, do you still not get it, anon?

Twitter is not real life, and women who make a hobby of posting “hot takes” on twitter are always deeply unhappy and underfucked

>>16214019
Hemingway is the best author of all time
that being said, women are invariably retarded and should not be let out of the house

>>16214082
Examples of War War War?

>>16217241
lispector is popular in the west, ive seen books with frontal displays on tables in multiple bookstores in us cities, berlin, istanbul

>>16214082
What the fuck is wrong with boats?

>>16218170
Nautical literature is an entire genre that women just don't understand.

>>16214019
Im happy the average woman isnt aware that the truly concerning thing about my bookshelf is the abundance of Pynchon, Bataille, and de Sade

Why would father and sons be problematic? great book

>>16219488
My thoughts too, I couldn't think of anything that even a reeing feminist might find particularly offensive

>>16214019

Why Goethe?

>>16214082
this is a shop of the original post which was about movies

:o)

>>16220152
>chicks fuck retards and then bitch about it on twitter and tell you to have sex

ok then

>>16214019
who would ever want such a nasty termagant?

>>16214374
National socialists believe the white race has the most people with the faustian spirit, but I don't she would know that.

>>16220487
Alright, which one Mein Kampf?

>>16214019
>caring about the opinion of a female
ngmi

>>16217713
Junger, or if you are a pleb, O'Reilley

>>16214064
This. I imagine she just had a bad experience with a guy who liked Goethe

>>16216193
>Mary Sue
Embarrassing. Don’t bring reddit terms here

>>16215969
>riverside chaucer
I'm fucking seething

>>16220487
the type of person to do this must be completely insufferable

>>16217089
Because we have a sad time together.

>>16218690
>pick up ada or ardor at a library sale for $1
>just know Nabokov is supposed to be great and the classic lit selection was weak, take a chance on it
>realize it’s about incest
What’re the odds some girl actually recognizes it for what it is if I ever have someone visit again?

>>16214099
Yeah.
Trains are way better.

>>16219980
It even has a "feminist" character. My guess is she hates the fact that it has men in it's name. Also women generally can't understand books about friendship, brotherhood, and any sort positive parental relationships.

>>16219488
Title too masculine

>>16220747
0. Lolita is one thing because the title gives it away and its probably his most known work, but Ada isn’t as popular and its title doesn’t give it away. So if it’s just Ada then you’re fine.

>>16214019

1. I don't own a copy nor have I read it.
2. Only had Hemingway's The Old Man of the Sea but lost it somehow, might still be back in my relative's place in the Philippines.
3. Don't have any Bukoswki.
4. No Ayn Rand and when I had social media a decade ago, I saw some female students actually like and read her books.
5. I think I have e-books of Goethe, still ahven't read them yet.
6. Haven't read that book either nor is it a favorite.
7. Don't have any D.H. Lawrence either.

>>16214126

Incel.

>>16221763
This wasn't a questionnaire mate. But good to know, now you can get in her pants, bon courage.

>>16215969
What's wrong with Hackett Plato?

>>16214019
Better than dumb bitches doing dumb things.

>>16217133
Italian Journey

>>16215969
>dumb bitch can't read riverside
lmao