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My diary desu

my diary desu

its kinda crazy this day and age. if you want to stop seeing a chick because shes fat or ugly or smelly or whatever you no longer have to be mean and hurt her feelings. just make a racist joke or something lol, all over.

my diary desu

>>16092841
It’s true. I’ve broken up with many women by simply telling them I voted for Cheeto Man.

>>16092851
that's strange, telling women I voted for Donald Trump never stopped them from sleeping with me

>>16092900
That’s because you don’t live in DC, Cletus.

>>16092933
DC is unironically cancer. The girls there are average at best and they're all sanctimonious center-left feminist cunts. I can't tell you how many fridge-body fish-faced Clinton-loving midwits I ran into there. At least Berniebro Brooklyn arthoes think you're quirky and mysterious when you're very right wing as long as you're not a sperg about it.

>>16092796
American Psycho

>>16092841
Very true. I've ended several flings by suddenly saying stuff like "Meh, I don't really like rap music to be honest. It's so gross and vulgar." Conversation escalates when I bring up FBI crime statistics. Good way to kill a relationship with a bluepilled girl.

>>16092841
My first and only gf dumped me because I called another girl a fat bitch and a nigger.

>>16092796
The Children of Hurin

>>16092796
Walden.

>>16092841
lol you faggots must have no game whatsoever. i talk like fucking hitler in front of women if they are into you they'll do the thing all women do they recast you in their mind as some brooding bad boy. just don't be a fucking sperg about it.

>>16092796
I believe Highsmith’s Ripley books are about such a character

>>16093126
>Conversation escalates when I bring up FBI crime statistics.
I find you both incredibly cringe and inspiring. You're probably a retard, but I admire it nonetheless.

my diary desu

>>16093126
>"Meh, I don't really like rap music to be honest. It's so gross and vulgar."
I can't believe this is actually a racist thing to say now.

If I was a woke fish I would be a chilean sea bass

>>16093114
The protagonist of American Psycho doesn't live a lie; Bateman is telling everybody about slicing people up and eating their brains, but nobody listens.

>>16095143
Based

the virgin find a trad wife vs the chad pretend to be progressive and fuck a ton of girls

>>16092796
The Holy Bible

I'm left wing (Brit) but I fail to see how it's anymore disturbing to pretend to progressive to get a date than it is disturbing to expect outright worship of liberal capitalism.

>>16096729
no one pretends to wtf i love capitalism to get dates so whats your point
and pretending to be libleft to get dates isnt disturbing, just funny/interesting

>>16092796
i do this shit lol you have to be retarded not to have come up with this idea.

modern girls like progressivism
>the permavirgin: reeee why dont girls like tradition!!!!
>the chad sociopath: ill pretend to be what the girls want so i can fuck them

>b-but my tradition!!! my reactionary conservative beliefs!!!
spook. also youre a nerd larping as a nazi. stop having beliefs. fuck girls all day.

>>16096781
What exactly do you think progressivism is?

Go read Schumpeter ya pleb!

>>16095648
>He was actually going to return some videotapes

>>16092933
I'm so sorry.

t. used to live in DC

>>16096810
there is social and economic progressivism, and this thread is about the former
stop pretending to be retarded, i know you are smart

Only the most shallow people are that forward with their dumbass politics. Idk how anyone could fall for it
>women

O right

>>16094238
kek

>>16094830
U look cute houellebecq :3

>>16093032
>The girls there are average at best
Eternal cope.

>>16092796
>go on dating app
>girl mentions blm/lgbt/leftist in bio
>instantly swipe left/unmatch them
feels good

>>16092796
Havel's online dating profile

>>16092841
Last serious gf I had was mexican and I'd rip on spics all the time. Pretty sure it bothered her cause of the looks she'd give but she never really stood up or anything.

>>16092841
>>16092851
>>16092900
>>16093032
>>16093126
lol what the fuck is wrong with people? what happened? How people think it's normal ?

>>16096812
Yeah he rents the same tape like 30 something times. Confirmed autistic.

>>16097410
she should start shitting on white people to even it out

>>16092841
Coward

>>16097431
Nah

>>16097459
she should

>>16097004
Theyre overwhelmingly frumpy as fuck and way more unbearable. Politics does not attract hot girls.

>>16097481
I'm not even with the chick anymore guy.

>>16097499
it applies to your next gf then

>>16097621
Pffft, in your dreams bucko.

>>16092796
Wouldn't it be easy as fuck to tell if you asked WHY the person cares about the issues they supposedly care about?

>>16092796
"the human stain" philip roth.

>>16097653
Its pretty easy to lie about that with wokr shit is all just bs emotions lmao.
>I support BLM to stand against hate and white privilege

It's called being an ugly beta who has to weasel their way into a girls pants with stupid shit like this. Just be chad and you can say/do want you want

>>16098013
And why do you mind white privilege oWo?

>>16098043
Then they just get mad.

>>16093126
>Conversation escalates when I bring up FBI crime statistics
kek

>>16092796
The Known World. It's a book based around the knowledge people have within an 1840's America and how that shapes their viewpoints. My favorite character is Counsol Skiffington.

>>16092796
I love busting fat nuts in these woke hoes. They got daddy money so they end up paying for the plan b afterwards.

>>16093126
kek. I tell girls that I'm not really a fan of rap, but I appreciate its misogyny.