/lit/ - Literature

An unexplained apocalyptic event leads to the extinction of all human life except for trannies. Medical supplies are now scarce, making dilation and hormone replacement unavailable. It's generally about the struggle they face when confronted with the incompatibility of their ideology and raw material reality, and how they will be forced to choose one of these and inevitably fall into despair.

>>16066098
I thought this was gonna be good at the beginning.

During the height of the coronavirus and the George Floyd protests, a lone /pol/ack is sealed off in the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone "CHAZ." Undeterred, he shitposts from inside the Zone, sharing the degeneracy therein with the outer world. One night he bumbles into livestreaming a murder by Zone security forces, led by Warlord Raz, and the footage goes viral. Buoyed by his newfound e-celebrity fame and thirsty for more content to post, he puts himself at greater and greater risk to capture more undercover footage of anything incriminating he can find. Meanwhile, Raz and his goons know that an anon lurks among them. Will they unmask our autistic hero? Or will his streams so inflame public opinion that the feds finally crack down? We branch off from the actual thread of history for some barn-burner conclusion that I can't figure out yet.

>>16066098
>>16066114
>>16066212
Off to a bad start already. Maybe tapir poster should just keel over and die

>>16066230
That's not much of a novel idea

a boy 20~ and his father 50~ make a road trip cross country during the summer to break up with the boys college girlfriend

>>16066098
I'd give it a chance. Sounds like a great shit post.
>a child has a coloring book and one night his creatures come to life, they go on a series of adventures through typical tropes found in childrens lit. He learns about life and friendship through this drawings. At the end, he awakens in an orphanage, and the coloring book is confiscated.

>>16066235
My novel idea is a stinking monkey from the isle of Japan buys out a prominent English-language forum where literal pedophiles circlejerk about Adolf Hitler all day. He scrapes together as much personal info belonging to these genetic dead ends as he can and sells it to Google and AWS to the tune of millions of dollars. Google now tracks this grotesque yellow man’s money-printing pet-project unfettered. But what of AWS? Well they’ve set up camp on one board and one board only, the aptly named “Literature” board. I wonder why that is

A 20-something year old social outcast refuses to read any book with any mention of a character having an affair in the summary, and is reduced to reading nothing but genre and YA fiction. His brain deteriorates appropriately.

>>16066353
Cool

>>16066278
Gay sadboy bullshit

A man loses the ability to recognize himself in the mirror. He becomes convinced that he's not the man he's seeing, but rather a foreign entity that has overtaken his body, as well as assumed all his memories. He tries to figure out what's going on while "pretending" to be that man in front of his friends and family.

in the year 3,061 a young man in his early 40's is awaiting the revival of a much younger girl Aven. She's 12 CSY, or original solar years. 12, physically, but today she'll take her first real breath, open her own eyes and have her first original experience.

He'd posted himself on some remote barren planet, 'zoned' like many others; capable of sustaining life with the minimal atmospheric protocol. The sun is to set soon, and he'll be on his way from this solar system before the planet dips into a blisteringly cold 3 day night. His stationing here was strategic and temporary during this phase. A necessary distance from transgressors, snoopers and any delinquent pirate that might be so unfortunate to cross him, but close enough proximity to Url, where his commands came from.
He didn't want it to be this way, he thought she could have her first experiences back at one of the beautiful crest planets, even if it were among foreigners and enemies. Instead she'd wake up here to see a blank rusted sea of dust, craters and vacated oceans. A weak, bloated sun not worth noting could burn your eyes out in seconds with such a lousy atmosphere, but you wouldn't know that for how little it warmed the flesh.

He had the thought to implode the whole rock in on itself on departure. A passive aggressive sort of thought, but the paper work, and the off-chance he might draw attention. It wasn't a reasonable course of action.

A gay guy cums into a vase every day then one day he realizes theres a bunch of bugs eating his cum in the vase, so he gets very depressed and does a mass shooting

>>16066278
At 20 you are an adult, not a "boy" you manchild.

>>16067971
I thought this at 20 but no longer do at 30

a prominant jewish leaders decides that indoctrinating jewish youth that non jews are lesser, and that they should be financially exploited and trick is no longer morally valid. the novel explores the breakdown of jewish power and the damage that replacement power seeking groups cause to the societyies the jews have halted preying upon.
it culminates in the jews realising that by giving up this power, they have sacrificed themselves in someway, and thus in learning to adapt have created a new world for themselves, a heaven on earth.

A 35 years young and single marketing manager has her world flipped upside down as her new boss comes into her work-home and redoes everything she's ever known. Will Julia stand up to Drayvon Joggereese and tell him to take a hike? Or will something even more surprising develop?
A story about how love can be found in the unlikeliest of places.
And the best part?
He's black.

>>16066517
Die

>>16068066
I will, sometime.

I was thinking about a novel divided in four parts with a group of three teenagers which are part of a highschool classic literature club. The first three parts could focus on each protagonist and could also be narrated in first-person. The first part could be a teenage-romance with a literature nerd as the main character. The second could be about his male friend who is a detective wannabe. The third could be about the girl who the protagonist from the first part is infatuated who could be a Virginia Woolf wannabe. I'm not sure what the forth part could be about.

A lonely cowboy teen meets an edgy goth girl. Some supernatural shit happens and they team up against it amidst raging lust and family drama

>>16065952
An aging homemaker begins to have trouble with her daughter and son-in-law (a professional athlete and accountant, respectively). The daughter becomes slowly crueller to the husband and more distant and neglectful of the mother as fame and ego get to her, and the mother feels like a traitor for siding against her own daughter. This leads into a decade-long affair between the mother (who feels younger and stronger with a young lover) and son-in-law (who has quasi-incestual feelings for her due to a bad relationship with his biological mom [the reason for his poor choice in bride]). The book ends when the daughter discovers them mid-ultrakinky fuck. The daughter begins to assault the SiL who feels too guilty to defend himself. The novel ends with the mother intervening while wearing a strapon, with the implication that she raped her own daughter.

>>16066212
>Undeterred, he shitposts from inside the Zone
. . . the Autonomous Shitposting Zone, a nation within a nation

>>16065952
>whales beach themselves en masse and proceed to steamroll beachgoers too slow to avoid their spinning cetacean lard tsunami. One of the victims is a US Senator that was seen on television in live interview less than an hour prior to the whale atrocity three states away.

>>16066278

>a boy 20~ and his father 50~ make a road trip cross country during the summer to break up with the boys college girlfriend
I hope the father claims the girl for himself.

>>16066559

A guy called Desmond Bagley wrote trashy thrillers in England the 1960s/70s (I think). One called "The Tightrope Men" has a great opening. A bloke wakes up in a strange hotel room in Sweden or somewhere, and when he looks in the mirror he finds he has a different face. The whole book is about him trying to discover who kidnapped him and gave him plastic surgery and why.

>>16065952
A militant atheist BTFO'd by the Kalam cosmological argument as a critique and exploration of post modernism and new age liberalism and atheism with heavy spiritual backing. Basically a man finding back his faith.

>>16066584

>A gay guy cums into a vase every day

A prestigious university fraternity has a bizarre initiation ritual whereby the newcomer has to ejaculate in a difficult-to-reach place of the fraternity's choosing. (e.g. on Taylor Swift's pillow).

>>16069837
IN Taylor swifts pillow. 1000% better

>>16069824

>A militant atheist BTFO'd by the Kalam cosmological argument

A modern rewriting of the Book of Job in which God and Satan make a wager. God will take one of his most devout followers and remove all the religious feelings from his brain leaving him a blank slate atheist. The wager is whether the man will rediscover his faith through pure reason and observation of the world.

>>16069845
basically Hayy Bin Yakdzan

A pornographic film director desires to become the Kubrick of his genre and, after spending several years paying his dues and filming people fucking, he earns popularity with a series called "Whose Dick Is It Anyways?", wherein the actress involved may select her significant other (another actor) from a gloryhole lineup or someone else.

He takes a moment in one edition to explore the fallout of such a situation and strips away the verisimilitude of porn, sussing out genuine emotional content and acting from the performers involved, however briefly.

Leveraging that, he petitions producers and crowdfunds to make a ten hour epic about the sexual exploits of Zeus, but finds himself in legal trouble with an obscenity suit (based on the real-life litigation against Max Hardcore) for his on-the-nose interpretation of Zeus coming to Danae as a shower of gold - and that his actress played as a teenager in this scene.

He is found guilty and, while awaiting his sentencing trial, discovers that the attention he earned has placed his film into the art circuit, first from curiosity, but soon this turns into genuine appreciation.

>>16065952
A story about Leopold and Loeb that explores how art and philosophy can inspire people to do terrible things under the right (or wrong) circumstances. Would probably be a better movie.

>>16065952
Pige!

>>16066559
The title: I, Bugman

>>16067971
20-somethings are not adults. Pre-adult at best.

In a time close to present days, a warlock lives in a small house in suburbs along with a not too bright roommate. One night, the roommate comes home drunk and ruins the living room, which upsets the warlock greatly — the warlock is expecting a guest. Infuriated warlock swiftly banishes his roommate (along with the coach on which he was resting) from this dimension.
A cute herbalist girl comes by to trade ingredients for their craft and notices the changes in the living room. The warlock tells her what had happened. The girl is upset, she shames warlock for his reckless behavior and leaves without having tea. Realizing that the girl is right (and not wanting trouble from police or landlord), the warlock begins to work on undoing the banishing, bringing back both the coach and his roommate, and winning the herbalist girl's favor.
The rest of the story includes, but not limited too: the summoning of succubus, the Infinite Library, traversing other dimensions on foot, magic duels, ancient undead black ice dragons and, finally, a happy ending with tea and muffins.

>>16067971
a boy 30~ and his father 50~ make a road trip cross country during the summer to find the boy's college girlfriend

>>16070168
and she turns out to be a tranny now

>>16070234
She is completely fictional. The boy made her up to don't look like a loser to the last person that didn't lose a hope with him, his dad.

I want to write a teenlit that revolves around young adult doing dumb cool stuff against unknown magical forces, but not as shallow like what sells now on weebs (Isekaifaggotry, cheap coomer fantasy fuckshit). I just want it to be inspired by Persona series, I love how their writers portray friendship and human relationship in the most realistic way possible. My idea is to be the world and story doesn't revolves around this unknown magical force shit, but how the people in it interact with each other. Is there any book or online webstories with the same theme like Persona that I can check for references?

>>16070337
Holy underage

I have two novel ideas I will never share because I genuinely believe they will win me the Nobel.

>>16070337
ermmm.. I think Netflix might be a better resource for you.....

>>16066576
Reminds me of Iain M Banks. Sounds like you'd have fun writing it.

>>16068051
Based

>>16070372
>>16070412
Let me put in a language that you can understand:

A doomer meets a cutie patootie zoomer that has the power of making imaginations into reality, not realizing that this cutie patootie zoomer is an Eldritch entity that's testing and feeding on humanity's negative energies. The doomer has to come to realization before he became another food to the cute eldtrich entity gf, since he's the last target she needs to consume the world.

>>16070106
Would read

No, don't post your novel ideas. An e celeb will steal them and then participate in an exploitative documentary.

A sci fi western in a setting of my own creation centered around a man who is desperately trying to leave his shitty life and leave the planet he is trapped on and live a comfier life.
A gambler, in the traditional sense, as well as betting that his suffering would be worthwhile and that things would get better. The pot grows larger every day.

A young woman travels through a strange forest inhabited by all sorts of bizarre creatures and people, some friendly, some not, who constantly remind her of the troubled life she left behind at home, with her only companion in her journey being a small girl native to the woods.
Character driven story, tinges of horror and fairy tale, focused on allegory, family, guilt and trauma.

>>16070070
I'd read that, no joke. Sounds pretty interesting. I'd trust you to be able to pull it off more in you were French, but even if you aren't you should give it a go.

>>16070106
I was planning to make him a taxi driver, as that would allow him to assume different identities for each passanger in his pursue for one to call his own. But maybe the story would work better by alluding to the depersonalization found in wageslaving? What do you guys think?

>>16070145
Rated for teens, adults or such? I think this is a functional goofy plot; it could be a pretty good time.

>>16070456
Based

>>16070632
Sounds like a good concept for an RPG or a graphical adventure. It could work as a novel too, I suppose.

A dystopian novel about a society that’s run by a diarchy of extreme collectivism, where society is seen as a rational machine and people are just cogs in this machine, and extreme individualism, where individuals act solely on their rational self interest to satisfy their every desire. In mediocre times, rational self interest prevails, and in extreme times, rational mechanism prevails. Basically, it’s a two folded system that switches between God and market, in order to manage and control the entire world population, and every single individual within it, to create a nightmarish system from which there is no escape.

Oh wait, we already have that in reality, nevermind

>>16065952
A strange, unnamed disease kills off every male human on the planet except for me, I mean, the main character. With only half as many people out there, global warming, hunger, energy crisis and without male dick measuring contests even wars are a thing of the past. Oh and an asteroid hits every single semen bank in the world somehow eradicating every possibility of populating the earth outside from mating with me-uh, me mmmain characters, yes. Then the women start worshiping the main character and they band together in a global kingdom with him at the top dedicated to pleasing him sexually 24/7.

>>16071101
Kek

Man colonizes SPAAAACE and builds ROBOTS.
>But so much so that humanity becomes even more assholish than it already is and even the most normal and kind of humanity regularly subjects thier sentient robot slaves to all sorts of baddy bad.
>Local bitch lady of the century is being a bitch to her son, treating him like the robot that she can't afford. Forces him to play piano via literal strings of metal through his fingers
From there on it becomes plot and turns into
Local man gets so angry that he sheds his humanity skin and becomes an almost-robot to liberate robots.

>>16070133
You would call them young adult or young man then, not a "boy". Nobody calls an old ass 20 year old a "boy" unless he is in arrested development.

>>16070133
At 20 you are absolutely an adult dude

>>16072546
no, you're a child who can vote and drive cars and kill foreigners. you might be an adult by 25.

>>16070705
I'm an American but have the bloodline of Lord John DeVars. Grandmother's maiden name was DeVars, so I'm French by ancestry. Being an Amerimutt, it probably matters little, though.

>>16074287
Doesn't matter, just do it. You might even be able to sneak in some feminist commentary to make it more appealing to publishers.

>>16072554
>anons bitch about the decline of the west but think of themselves as children until they're in their late 20s
Pathetic

>>16074320
Thanks Anon. Motivation is something that is in scarce supply.

>>16070337
>I want to write a teenlit that revolves around young adult doing dumb cool stuff against unknown magical forces, but not as shallow like what sells now on weebs (Isekaifaggotry, cheap coomer fantasy fuckshit).
>I just want it to be inspired by Persona series
Pick. One.

Man becomes Martial Artist and fights a lot, meets a large variety of fantastic folk with big dreams and hefty ideals. Over time the fighters lose their purpose, slowly being subdued into the mundanity of everyday life just like everyone else.

>>16074335
I don't bitch about the decline of the west. You just hallucinate that every poster here is one person kek

>>16070456
>I hate isekai coomer fantasies
>There's this cute girl in my story that is a central character and component to it, and also the fact that she is cute is central to her character

A bunch of strangers wake up with no memory of who they are or why they are in their current predicament the only thing they have worked out is that they need to keep moving through a network of tunnels digging random boxes from behind the walls which directs them to their next course of action

>>16066336
damn, are you ok?

A warning to people: DO NOT POST YOUR IDEAS IN THIS THREAD. I will repeat: DO NOT POST YOUR IDEAS IN THIS THREAD. I had several of mine stolen.

>>16074823

Post examples

>>16074836
You'll just steal them again.

Aimless college dropout boy discoveres a 19th century vampire girl in an abandoned old whiskey distillery. They find sembalance in one another in that neither can return to their old life, boy can't return to adolescence and girl can't return to her era. There is .. no romance.

>>16074870
does the vampire girl have black hair, a hime cut, and red eyes?

>>16075084

Nope. Would you buy it if she does?

>>16075145
Yes. Big Tiddy Goth Vampire GF or blonde vampire loli in drills, make your choice.

>>16065952
A college student needs cash to buy kegs of beer for an upcoming party at the end of the semester.
He decides to participate in a paid medical study at his college.
He takes some mysterious pills and notices no change.
He gets his money and buys the beer, then attends the party.
While try to gather courage to approach his crush at the party, his asshole starts to itch.
It gets so bad, people are noticing him in compromising situations and laugh at him.
In a fit of rage he locks himself in the bathroom and takes a wire brush to his asshole.
He bloodily tears away the anus to reveal a mouth with teeth inside.
The mouth starts to make sounds, and seemingly has a mind of it's own.
At first, the rumblings are just fart sounds, but eventually begins to form words.
(Also it should be noted that he has completely stopped shitting, it is revealed later that the mouth eats the shit, and excretes it in the form of ass hair)
The embarrassment from the party has caused his friends to distance themselves from him, so he forms a bond with his asshole.
The bond becomes sexual when he finds out the asshole can extrude itself outside his body (similar to the alien mouth in the Alien films)and can perform blow jobs on him.
While receiving blow jobs from his asshole, he simultaneously gets anal pleasure.
Needless to say, he quickly forgets about his crush.
He stops attending class and spends most of his time in the dorm, receiving blow jobs.
The asshole's personality reveals itself to be his shadow self (think Tyler Durden, from Fight Club)and begins to convince him to commit random acts of violence on the local homeless population.
yada
yada
yada
He eventually has a change of heart and refuses to do the asshole's bidding.
The asshole bites his dick off, causing the student to bleed to death.
The asshole is still alive and rights itself and gains control of the limbs(the corpse is upside down, naked, with he extruded asshole for a head, using the arms as legs).
The asshole goes on a rampage, raping his crush and killing his former friends before it is shot by the police.
The next day twitter is ablaze with trending hashtags about how awful the police were for killing the monster.

Thoughts?

>>16075810
>blonde vampire loli in drills
I've read that doujin too.

>>16075871
How did he rape her without a dick? Other than that, this shit is so off the wall that I see promise in it. It does seem more like an effort to be grotesque and shocking than a work with anything of interest to say. So, in terms of shock value it might get some people interested, but not much else.

>>16066212
Autobiography =/= novel, narcissistic retard.
> Hi, Chazanon

>>16076026
The asshole extrudes itself almost like a tentacle, giving it a phallic nature.

>>16072554
You are a grown ass man thats balding you fucking infantile retard.

A manly man becomes a babysitter for a rich single-mother, slowly ingratiating himself and his daughter into her family.
He seduces her and her mother, to get at that sweet aristocrat booty.
By booty I mean money in a pirate sense.

>>16074775
That's literally a movie called The Cube

>>16076050
>Autobiography =/= novel
Wrong, tons of great novels are autobiographic. Ever heard of Proust, Joyce?