/lit/ - Literature

How the fuck did I not bingo?
Also Mason & Dixon

Monte Cristo

Beyond Good and Evil

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based failed normos

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In Search of Lost Time

>>16031773
Forgot to cross off "has a job"

the iliad
are normal fags atheists? i thought it was cool to like religion these days

>>16031717
Got a little close there bros...

>>16031816
Oh, I dont have many books under my belt and still going through Greeks but I guess The Republic

"has a job" should be replaced with "not a NEET"
"had gf" should be simply "had a partner" because fags would get a pass

Moby-Dick or Anna Karenina

>>16031808
nah, normalfags don't give a fuck about religion, they're neither really religious or irreligious
you really live under a rock if you think being religious is cool anywhere today

The Decline of the West or Moby Dick

please fuck you guys, a celibate lifestyle is never healthy for westerners

>>16031717
The mainstream theistic choice is agnostic or "spiritual, but not religious"

>>16031832
This, Im not a NEET but I just dont have a job atm

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>The Decline of the West
>that pic
damn, that's pathetic

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>>16031869
what about it, friend

>>16031880
Except the OP bingo is tested and scientifically accurate

Kafka - The Trial

>Only ever got my willy sucked

>>16031882
Nearly everything. It's a rather complex and multilayered case of "pathetic", I'm afraid I wouldn't do it justice in a single post.

Notes from the Underground for me.

>>16031908
fair enough, though i'm sure you're just mad i will rise into a caesarian sort of archetype by the year 2045 while you'll still be here, thanks for the reply ;^)

>>16031908
make a post about it im interested

>>16031889
so is astrology by the way

Moby Dick. Damn I really thought I'd get a bingo. Also I'm glad to see I'm not the only unemployed fag here lol.

>>16031948
Sorry, too busy admiring lolicon artwork right now.

>>16031869
Celibacy and asceticism are not compatible with western civilization

dharma bums
thought id bingo cause everyone here makes fun of me and i feel ostracized

>>16031717
I did just read it, so i'm hyped but Latro in the Mist might be my new fav

>>16031983
fair enough

Underworld

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>>16031990
So it turns out all the "trad Caths" on this board are degenerate pedophiles.

>>16032037
lol I just assumed this was off-topic bullshit
Les Miserables

>>16032037
underage bingo

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Brothers Karamazov

1. If you're religious and racist you're LARPing
2. Basic shit like "showers" shouldn't be on here just because I'm not a normie doesn't mean I'm a shut in autist

>>16032154
Oh and favorite book is The Metamorphosis

>>16032154
>1. If you're religious and racist you're LARPing
that's retarded. Some religions are overtly racist (like Judaism) whereas others are clearly ethnocentric or even racial-primicist to varying degrees.

If you're religious and NOT racist, you're a larper.

>>16032173
Ok well by "religious" I mean Christian which 99.99999% of the religious Anons here are.

>>16032182
Traditional Christianity, including traditional Protestantism, is racist by contemporary standards. You mistake 21st century progressive morality for something authentically Christian, which is why you're the larper.

>>16032192
Find me literally one place in the Bible where racism is said to be good.

>>16032208
lmao retard. I hope you support women not speaking in church and being veiled, since both those are in the bible.

>>16032222
Ok cool good to see you didn't find jack shit, now go back to larping on /pol/ about how you're based and trad.

>>16032231
>Ok cool good to see you didn't find jack shit,
God giving Hebrews the land's of the Canaanites, cursing the sons of ham, the constant insults towards Egyptians and Mesopotamian as pejoratives. There's plenty.

You're a retarded though because you employ obviously uncharitable argumentation or are too stupid to realize that "traditional Christina" as a group of complex theologies is far more than it's parts, and thus "find me a one place in the bible where racism is said to be good" is a total dullard take.

I'm more than happy to point out how the bible subverts every single progressive dogma, including the parts where St. Paul tells slaves to be obedient to their masters.

>>16032208
where in the bible does it say to aim guns at pregnant women, burn down stores, commit crime at a higher rate than any other race in your country, loot from businesses, burn bibles, take drugs, make pornography, and have gay sex? because until you can justify all that using scripture I'm going to continue telling niggers to fuck off. Speaking of which fuck off, nigger.

Les Miserables

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sorry forgot about favorite book while doing the capcha, its laozi

Weebs are the normalfags of the internet at this point, and the insecuirty of whoever made this about that fact is very obvious

>>16032037
I dont even know if I call myself catholic anymore Im in a limbo spiritually speaking to be honest. Haven’t been here in a while but I dont think theres too many trad cath anons on /lit/ either but I couldve mossed something while I was gone on that one

notes from underground

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LotR

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Kritik der reinen Vernunft
>never had a waifu
>hold views against racism
>browsed reddit unironically at age 14-16 and
>shower daily

>>16033000
good that I don't fap to much besides doujins

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The New York Trilogy
honestly i don't know if my results are good or not.

The Island by Huxley

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failed normos are pathetic

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ìdk Thus Spake Zarathustra

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Gateway - Frederick Pohl

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Hmph

>>16031742
Lol faggot

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Journey to the End of the Night

>if any bluedots while being a virgin makes you a failed normalfag

whats the incel obsession with virginity as paramount human experience, beyond relationships, friends, active social life, etc? most normalfags who haven't had a gf have had, at most, a couple of awkward drunken tumbles. what's the difference between you and them?

Moby Dick
Idk about the atheist/non-practicing one, I believe in God (Tentatively pantheistic) and it affects my morality and actions but I’m not part of a formal religion so I put a question mark over it.
Wish I had a job so I could get bingo but Im focused on studies both formal and informal for now.
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In that case I’ll put a question mark there too
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Most normalfags I’m friends with are atheists or agnostics, some are Christians but they usually are very very lax, tolerating homosexuality and even being gay, in fact the most right wing people I know are mostly atheists. My best friend is somewhat pantheistic though, but having a lot in common is why we’re friends I guess.

>>16035168
Eh the failed normo bingo was just poorly made. To me what defines a failed normalfag is having a normalfag life but giving up/failing and returning to your misanthropic lonely state. I'm a failed normie but I have had sex, I don't think that disqualifies me.

>>16035168
what is it with normalfags and their obsession with seething?

>Moby-Dick
If only I didn't hate niggers I'd be an uber-normalfag

>>16035251
based

Either/Or

>>16031717
I am the epitome of Failed Normalfag
Also my favorite book is Interview with the Vampire

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Jude the Obscure

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Neuromancer

bump

>>16031717
Blood Meridian
Making this, I realized that I'm a real fucking normie. I mean, the only reason I come here is for the good conversation, I've still got other stuff going on. There was a time that half of this chart was empty, so I can only advise the anons here not to despair. If you put in effort, it will get better.

Having a dog is normie shit unless you fuck it

The Iliad

>>16031717
Wew I was sweating for a second there
Republic

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I hate Myself
Non-Fiction: Homo Videns
Fiction: La saga/fuga de JB

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Ulysses by James Joyce

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The Complete Works of Zhuangzi translated by Burton Watson

no one thinks atheism is normal you stupid religious
The Gods Themselves

Zhuangzi translated by Burton Watson

also being religious is just as normalfag as being atheist

>>16039428
>being religious is just as normalfag as being atheist
but is it uber-normalfag?

The Iliad

I don't really give a shit about /r9k/ and incel ideology like taking this seriously, I'm just posting this for shits and giggles.

>>16039479
But it's accurate, you're clearly a failed normie.

>>16039487
Okay. And? It's literally meaningless /r9k/ jargon.

>>16039467
the test consists of normalfag criteria - meeting a certain amount of these criteria in a certain visual pattern nominates one for uber-normalfag. none of the criteria are in themself uber-normalfag, i think

>>16039502
Spoken like a real failed normalfag.

>Having the middle square plus one blue dot qualifies you as a normalfag
Fucking gay

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2666

>>16039571
>NOOO I'M NOT A NORMIE I POST ON 4CHAN!!!
lmao

>>16039571
being desired enough by another person for them to have sex with you is normalfag

unless you raped, which isn't

>>16039597
I’m literally not a normalfag though. I don’t understand how having sex one time negates that

>>16031717
What if I fucked a prostitute once, but couldn't come. Am I a virgin?

>>16039608
yes

>>16039519
>FAILED NORMALFAG!
>FAILED NORMALFAG!
>FAILED NORMALFAG!
Okay... You really got me there...

>>16039619
That's a relief.

Favorite book Faust.

The amount of normies and failed normies on the board is disconcerting. When did we get invaded so heavily?

>>16039606
>I’m literally not a normalfag though.
This is what normalfags actually think

I’m not so much a failed normie as I am a failed autist. Moby dick

I'm a virgin by choice, so that probably shouldn't count
Favorite book: the Bible

anyone else don't have to post results because they'd be reposting the same image

The Ramayana

Valmiki's Ramayana

A Tale of Two Cities

normal niggers

Tacitus- Annals

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forgot a circle of friends

>>16041426
double bingo
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>triple

In Search of Lost Time

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War And Peace

>>16041647
nice pickles fren