/lit/ - Literature

>>15833975
based coquus. here’s my wife

>>15833975
>>15833999
I don't get it.

>>15834102
Tace, asine

Young Wolfie was a fucking fox.

>>15833962

>>15834102
>NON INTELLEGIT

>>15833962

Can someone post kat

>>15834163
I unironically look like that and I'm a man. Only difference is my jaw is slightly more masculine and I have a shitter nose.

>>15834306
don't you know what she said about negros anon

>>15834329
so what youre cute too

>>15834329
Feel free to come to my house with some vodka and a wig then.

>>15833962
lit waifu threads are okay but when a man opens a lit daddy threads he gets attacked

>>15834163
That's a really good angle. Do not trust photographers or fall for their semitic tricks.

>>15834443
Yes, faggots need culling.

>>15834418
>inviting a dude in a wig to your house because he resembles the young Woolf, than soliciting to have sex
That's a nice material for a short story.

>>15834472
that's a man.

>>15834344
Yes, and i forgive her
I'm black

>>15834443
This but unironically

Marilyn was as /lit/ as they come. Definitely my literary waifu.

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>>15834476
all women are

>>15835041
>>15835068
Her poetry is actually phenomenal. Shame she got outshined by her husband.

>>15835206
I mean, Arthur Miller is a tremendously good playwright. I don't think there's any shame in being outshined by him. That said, more people today know the name Marilyn Monroe than Arthur Miller, so you win some you lose some.

>>15835158
>all women are men

>>15835041
>>15835068
Why couldn't we save her, bros?

>>15833975
Based and Grumiopilled

>>15833962
Realised that Waifu is an idea and doesn't need a physical embodiment so I shan't be posting.

>>15834443
They’re aggressive brutes, you know.

>>15835158
All males are chromosomal mutations

>>15836439
>All males are chromosomal mutations
says the spinster dyke

Bonjour tout le monde

>>15836447
On a cellular level, women are the whole being. Don’t be so jealous of the womb

>detective peg and the mystery of the frozey treats

Pegalicious expeditious
Avaricious pumiceous

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>>15836588
quit posting this bitch
she got babbyteeth

>mfw the waifu crosses the blood-brain barrier

>>15836596
Blogs do not count

>>15836477
C'est une blague ou quoi?
Are you going to inseminate yours, provided you have any eggs left, with a cat's seed? Honhonhon, ma pauvre chérie.

>>15836616
>that monkey arm

so zapped into a frizzy fondness for Peg, her phrases whirl us, hiding til when we need just the right joke or jive or jangly juke

>>15836640
Have a look outside sometime.
There’s plenty of people atm, bit an existential crisis is charging straight at us

>>15836677
I like hairy girls

>>15836722
I think you like men.

Dreams

>>15834394
based kat poster

I want to know which Baltimore restaurant staffs a literary prodigy on its front of house staff. Imagine art history herself, "Hi, I'm Peg, I'll be taking care of you today along with Ian," (inaudible to Ian), refilling without any iota of detectable judgement your water, iced tea or foamy cold one, at most only laughing along with table commentary but never initiating, "Peg don't start shit" you can imagine Megan Ebonicizing to herself in that way the least melanated women cannot help themselves and so Meg considers its all the better she is engaged in simplicity and service and can avoid the nettles of being human by gearing herself into the needs of another, helping you discern between appetizers and sides and salad dressings, drawing her face sincerely near to where a customer points inquisitively, near enough that the ear crackles from a picosecond's salivary obscenity preceding earnest speech, Peg appears serene inhabiting her guests' nerves per the menu and doesn't miss a conversational beat, "I shall ask the Kitchen!" Peg would announce and past Megs teasing her waitress monologue the entire way, she would strut her sincere self into the whisking sizzling kitchen, braced the entire walk by those odd wavess of hyperawareness that sometimes struck they seemed to fade in the wake of the kitchen noise, and in the same voice that chided and chortled and choked our jokes and witticisms and trenchant poppy quips Peg calls out to the wooshing line with a guarded monotone, "hey, dudettes n' germs, Are the cooking surfaces vegan?"

>>15836640
can you imagine being the one who inseminate buttercunt's fertile eggs?
a deep stabbing pain gnaws at my heart knowing ill never be able to watch her body grow and swell with my child

>no deleuzian mommy gf that finally explains you the fucking BwO

>mfw mornings with meg

>>15838588
because of you i hope she gets her head caved in by a psychotic orbiter

>>15839631
maybe sincerely look at yourself

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>>15837971
<3

does she count?

>>15833962
Unironically

>no Carson McCullers yet

Tasteless punks the lot of you.

okay, let´s see what i have in my vault

for me its breadface

>>15842604
accept no substitutes

>>15833975
Where's my dinner you useless bitch? I've been in the horto all day and I'm starving.

>>15842618
>ywn be her covetous collared scurrier

I wish I could speak to her

>>15836578
Hello man of culture.

>>15833975
>tfw Caecilius adds too much garum

>>15842724
That's Grumio

>>15842774
Grumio est coquus
Caecilius est dominus

>>15841437
She's got that librarian-fu look down pat

>former paramours recount Megan's staticy aura, she seemed able to draw fine hairs into an invisible stream transecting her palm

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>>15836680
whores

>she-mason lodge twenty two signet ring

>>15843021
how about her, anon?

>>15842604
>those hairy arms . . .

>>15843062
>tattoos
absolut entartet

>>15841730

>>15842806
Perfect.

>>15843412
agreed

my love, my joy. the moonlight illuminating my pitch black dreams. the light beating upon my skin whenever i close my eyes. i love you. butterfly.

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>>15843628
yuck

>>15843628
Butterfly? Oh, yes, I believe I've heard of her. The deity of that psychogenetic cult that came from the Amygdalic region, am I correct?

>>15843688
shut up fuckface

>>15843729
looks like a tranny (male)

>>15843719
aaaAAaaAAAaaAAAh BUTTERFLY! eee-EE-EEE-eeeE-eeee-EEEE-BUTTERFLY! oooo-oOOo-ooo_oo-oooooooo! BUTTERFLY!

>>15843731
why do you mongols constantly insist that that's a bad thing? perhaps that insult worked 5 years ago on somebody. as for me, i will fill that [boy] pussy with cum.

>>15843746
>why do you mongols constantly insist that that's a bad thing?

idk but it works lol

All your waifus are sub 140 IQ sheeple with zero academic credientials
>his waifu didn't even gain a PhD and two masters degrees before the 1940s when women experienced incredible sexual discrimination in all areas of institutional learning
Pathetic.

>>15843740
Butterfly. Does she illuminate my dreams or am I just a moth to the light? Oh, how far you've fallen so that I can see you! Aha, my farfalla! Sono messo a guardare una farfalla! EEEEE-AAAA-OOOOOOOOOOOO! BUTTERFLY!

>>15843761
>>15841730
who is he?

>>15841886
I was pacing myself

>>15843719
>Amygdalic
Never been.

>>15843731
>>15843759
It doesn’t work. Trannies wear makeup. I don’t wear makeup, I wear flannels
(And that low cut dress for an old flame)
They do anything to try and pass and I clearly don’t give a damn.

>>15844312
Why you post this sell out bastard? She didn’t write any books

>>15843628
>ywn come home to this beautiful smile
Why even live bros

Good morning, user. My name is Peg.
Please, a moment of your time, I beg.
Folios lurch to deposit eggs
Hatchling stocks tick beneath crossed legs

Please, no, don’t hang up, destiny hangs
Glossy ginger P-P-E these bangs
My offers too sweet, their span fleeting
Diversify your bonds, skip overheating

You there, good ma’am, from Oneonta?
Else lost to Tao’s tunneling quanta?
Darnit, Duke, coax is plumb busted
DEVGRU hosings flashback rusted

>>15833962
Tolstoy is my waifu, thanks for asking. Love you.

>>15844832
i don´t like you

>>15845121
But why? What’s the matter?

Sylvia Plath claimed

>>15845323

Say, Peg digress, gotta close this deal
Then some time in my tent, zipper seal
Call me, Peg the Custie Converter
Sautéd onions, vegan frankfurter

Tippy type my reports, click submit
Awash words-per-min, no missed tidbit
Whip queues into quark, Peg’s path whey
Siren pullin’ custies, breaking all belay

Hello, Sir, I’m Peg, how do you do?
Rescinded offers, why quite untrue!
One moment, please, to help you renew
Gold Status, a splendid avenue

Tall tales, cajolings, business flirting
Hang-ups to Hesitants averting
Fussy high rollers quickly diverted
Intro low rates, “Mail em an orchid”

My name’s Peg and I’m swell. How are you?
Says here you’re phoning from Katmandu
We ought to conduct an interview
No, I’ve never eaten Caribou

We thank you for your business, Bud
Hedge your silage by spot sperm of stud
Fret not for fees, ours remain quite low
No penalties, swear on my right toe

>>15833962
I want you whippersnapper to write your name on my tits!

Rachel Cusk is peak mommy-author

>>15845830
love me some gracefully dissolving milf feet

>>15845881
b&

>>15843628
I filled her mouth with my own hot farts.

>>15834187
Imagine girl hitler was your gf
>you meet her in vienna when she's a poor struggling artist
>take her out for lunch (she's a vegetarian and she loves animals)
>you get into a relationship
>she doesn't get into art school, but its ok because you can support her financially as an artist
>you end up having lots of white kids and living on a farm in the austrian countryside, with your german shepherd
>ww2 never happens

Is it /lit/ that has shit taste or are all female writers bland looking?

Hello, Good morning, how is your day?
The hook, the pitch, more purr to persuade
Inspo board pins my Alpine chalet
‘Aloha’ stencils, puffy pink ley

Pinch of vocal fry to spice the call
Gotta hot date with lemon Lysol
Custies pausing like stoop squatted squabs
Spruce counters, handles, edges and knobs

Chat client pings, co-worker banters
Tips and tricks from custie enchanters
Another upgrade, stackin comish’
Team leads keep messaging, astonished

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>>15849865
>Her work has caught the attention of BuzzFeed and Vice’s Munchies blog, helping her amass a following of more than 33,000 people. The blogger based in Brooklyn, who is a copywriter by day, wishes to remain anonymous, but The Times has verified her identity.
>Since she first smooshed a potato roll on her Instagram account, Bread Face Blog, six months ago, she has created a ritual that involves rolling her face in bread to a carefully curated soundtrack. A single Popeye’s biscuit is smashed to the tune of a song by Lindsey Buckingham. The Cocteau Twins croon as she prepares a stack of tortillas. “It’s just a little crush,” Jennifer Paige sings in the background as a pretzel from Black Forest, a beer garden in Brooklyn, is smooshed.
>She eats everything when she’s done.
>“I’ve learned the hard way not to eat a party sub,” she said. “Probably won’t face another bread that big if I have to eat it alone.”

discord.gg/SUnbpvq

>>15849886
so is breadface like a current era Bartleby who discovered transcendence through smooshing bread?

For me, it's Anna Komnene.

>>15844860
lmao

>>15836798
Would the restaurant be located in Harbor East, Little Italy or Downtown? Perhaps Mt. Vernon?

>>15833962
I LOVE BUTTERFLY AND I DONT CARE WHO KNOS IT

Hot custie hits my headset, beep boop
Let my lunch chill, cruelty free leek soup
Mister, pretty please, don’t you cancel
Incentives galore lurk expansile

Cherish each custie, like V-I-P’s
Smile, fawn to disarm their psyches
One-time offers to flatter egos
You’s by smug frogs, coupes and tuxedos

Peg retains custies, legendary
Toking inert vapes, sour cherry
Up-sold add-ons, Tai-chi lutes and kicks
Peg’s sales supes powers by pixie sticks

Sonya Marmeládova.

>>15834472
best cutie and best poet ITT

bump

>>15842707
She'd never let you in the house.

Bret Ellis is my queen

>>15854690
>ywn be his poetic catamite kept as a caged holething

>>15833962
Charlotte Sartre

>>15834306
looks like an arthoe

>>15833975
Heh


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>>15834472
>>15850000 (checked)
yes, yes. Very good. HOWEVER...

>>15843761
>*Teleports behind you*

>>15855756
her feet make me laugh

>>15855756
WHY DO HER TOES APPEAR TO HAVE BEEN SQUEEZED THROUGH A PLAYDOE EXTRUDER?

>>15855756
who? i can't find any of her books...

>>15854931
much better to be Dennis Cooper's twinky scat victim!

>>15857397
the tubular " sausage toes" morphology usually indicates consistent pubescent malnutrition. the human body requires a complex availability of chemicals to compose the tapers, curves and edges you see in, for instance, Emma Stone's or Kstew's feet.