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15763839 No.15763839 [Reply] [Original]

Post them boys

>> No.15763854

>>15763839
Kek. I still remember that one.

>> No.15763910
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>> No.15763930

>when I finaly get off at Kilmainham Gaol the entire bus cheers
>lean to the bus driver's ear and whisper, "I'm catholic, you heathen potato nigger."

>> No.15763949

Imagine not having the bant to say back to him "If you didn't want to know why'd you ask? Paddy cunt."

>> No.15763977

what the fug
he didn't thank the bus driver

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>>15763949
>not just saying he's dumber than a downie because at least they can count to potato and then taking a massive burger shit on the bus floor

>> No.15764007

>>15763977
typical YANK

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>> No.15764111

>>15764107

damn...

>> No.15764126

>>15764107
kek

>> No.15764135
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one of the classics

>> No.15764144

>>15764107
Kek

>> No.15764166

>>15764135
I'm fairly sure this is not pasta. I witnessed it back in 2016. Life-changing post.

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>>15763839

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>>15763910
which book?

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>> No.15764209

>>15764174
Against the Day

>> No.15765258

>>15764107
me

>> No.15765351

>>15764099
Too tryhard and from some shitty discord.

>> No.15765355

>>15764107
Bleps and speuds will never understand the mindrest of the stoyke.

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>>15764107

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>>15763839
Reminds me of this.

>> No.15766028

>>15763949
Wtf lmao that's shit bants

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>>15765980

>> No.15766045

>>15763839
>>15765980
>>15766031
/lit/ sure relates to being alienated, huh?

>> No.15766052

>>15765980
He sounds like the kind of person who'd need help throwing a brick.

>> No.15766054

>>15764107
FUCKING KEK HOLY SHIT

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>> No.15766201

>>15766057
based mom
God bless I hope Anon got his life back on track

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>> No.15766261

>>15766045
My man you have no idea

>> No.15766266

>>15764194
glorious

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>>15763839
The eternal classic

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>> No.15766723

>>15764107
this is going to sound retarded, but i made the thread that post was made in

>> No.15766834

>>15765980
Sorry I don't drink alcohol, can someone explain what he means by how he wasn't suppose to drink the foam?

>> No.15766896

>>15764194
Good. Fuck having to source things in non-sciences

>> No.15766900

>>15764194
>Better known for other work.

>> No.15766914

>>15766834
With beer you let it sit until the foam is mostly gone before you drink it. Guiness in particular is usually poured with more 'head' (foam) whereas a lot of beers won't have very much if it's poured correctly

>> No.15766939

>>15766834
The waitress poured his beer incorrectly, resulting in a mug full of foam when it was supposed to be dark liquid. Like at self-serve soda fountains, if you don't tilt the cup it fills up with foam. She walked away to let the foam settle and then refill it, but the anon thought the beer was just supposed to be foamy.

>> No.15766944

>>15766914
Ok, thanks for the explanation.

>> No.15766957

>>15766939
Thanks for the explanation

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>>15766834
a foam forms on the top of a beer like when you poor soda too fast but the head of beer lasts longer guinness is full of particles that turn it a creamish color that settles slowly for a minute after its poored as well after which its dark and considered ready to drink

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>>15764099
Kek I remember this one

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>>15767068

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>>15767145

>> No.15767164

>>15766939
Not this. Guineas take a while to settle

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>>15767158

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>>15767199

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>>15767210

>> No.15767240

>>15764135
jesus I remember this poor man. i hope he's doing ok and is still playing Pharaoh (1999)

>> No.15767259

>>15764135
never gets old

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>>15766654
cool slam poetry, bro.

>> No.15767328

>>15767218
Holy fuck, my sides, thank you so much!

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>>15767218

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>>15767334

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>>15767338

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>>15767346
Does anyone have the screencap I think from last October of the OP a picture of some banker and a girl "I haven't seen you since college anon..." and the first reply goes "My dear sir you must have me confused for someone else, for I am an utter failure and did not graduate high school..."?

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>>15767295

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>>15767286

>> No.15767589

>>15767346
based Twat

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>>15763839

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I personally love this one

>> No.15767882

>>15764107
goddayum

>> No.15767890

>>15764099
Copied the Lynch pasta
>>15764107
Copied the film school p-seud pasta

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>> No.15767928

>>15767730
kek

>> No.15768132
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Gotta have the tumult...

>> No.15768388

>>15767368
don't have the screencap, but found it in the archive which is the same shit. my autism won't allow me to make a second screenshot lest we end up with two different ones in circulation.
>>/lit/thread/S15215844#p15215867

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Obligatory

>> No.15768536

>>15766723
I was one of the anons in that thread

>> No.15768544

>>15768536
Have a (you) for your service

>> No.15768571

>>15766723
>>15768536
>>15768544
Looking at the archives, that was not even the first thread that pasta was posted in

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I'm sure you can all relate. I know I do.

>> No.15768647

>>15768455
top zozzle

>> No.15768680

>>15768615
Fuck. I've been staring at girl's asses since I was 8. Women can be rancid whores but men are never innocent.

>> No.15768720

>>15763949
>why not get cranky over an innocent game

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>>15768615
used to be like this until i started lifting and realized the male body is vastly more aesthetic. we see this everywhere in nature as well; lions, peacocks, the male is always more overtly beautiful, whereas the female has a more subtle flowing kind of beauty. once you learn to appreciate an aesthetic male via knowledge of ideal facial structures, overall bone structures, muscular insertions, and proportions, then this will carry over to the female and you will be able to appreciate their bodies from an objective standpoint, like a judge at a kennel show.

>> No.15768842

>>15768772

You need to get laid

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>>15768842
i've got plenty of laid in my physiques folder. no homo.

>> No.15768876

>>15768842
also lmao, you're complaining about not being able to control your horny level around women and telling me that because i in fact can control my horny level, that i should go be more horny.

>> No.15768878

>>15767730
marx is firmly on the mcdonalds side. he loved his children and he loved handouts from engels and his family.

>> No.15768884

>>15768860
you are probably a little bit homo let's be real

>> No.15768901

>>15764168
based

>> No.15768942

>>15766834
Guinness in particular is always poured in two segments because of how foamy it is. You'll notice that in basically any pub in the UK: pour half, walk away to take care of other things, then finish pouring.

>> No.15768964

>>15768615
Wonder what it feels like to live inside such a coombrain.

>> No.15768978

>>15764194
>Kaczynski cited in that math paper
Kek

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>>15768884
not really, here is a prime example of what i'm talking about. you cannot look at this image and tell me that klokov is not more beautiful than this woman. his body is simply magnificent, whereas the woman's is rather boring. you can;t really get lost in contemplation of any one part of her body, save for her elegant shoulders and neck, and perhaps her smile (this is why i personally consider myself a smile man, because every woman's smile is unique unlike their bodies which are pretty much all the same). with klokov, you can literally look at any one muscle and ponder its significance in relation to the physique as a whole, as well as its practical uses. in short, there is a very limited amount of non-sexual appreciation you can have for the female body.

>> No.15769008

>>15768992
hey bro, are you on grindr? I'm ripped and looking for a twink.

>> No.15769059

>>15766045
all of 4chan to some degree probably

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>>15763839

>> No.15769465

>>15767647
>Sartre

looooooooost holy shit

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>> No.15769853

>>15766834
I drink but I don't drink guinness and I always drink the foam. Its usually not much and idc, no one has really corrected me on it yet and everyone else here seems to do a similar thing.

I also don't live where other anon lives so idk, the culture is different.

>> No.15769928

>>15766045
It's why we're here

>> No.15770564

>>15767199
I feel bad for this cute anon.

>> No.15770603

>>15764135
There's a follow-up post a lot of people called a LARP. Whether it is or isn't, it's weird that nobody is interested in Husserl. He is known.

>> No.15770655

>>15766275
based

>> No.15770740

>>15764194
>better known for other work
kek

>> No.15770796

>>15769123
this thread was legendary

>> No.15770944

>>15768992
gay boy

>> No.15771007

>>15767218
As someone who has done nofap for 3 months, I can confirm this.

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>>15764194
>This statement has been criticed. I stand by it

4channel in a nutshell

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>> No.15771074

>>15763839
Someone post the Nietzsche, Wagner, masturbation story.

>> No.15771079

>>15766939
The waitress didn’t do it incorrectly, you are meant to pour 80%~ of the glass , let it settle for a minute then top up the rest , easy to spot tourists because of this

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>>15771096

>> No.15771128

>>15767199
Everyone was necessarily mean to candle-bro, I do the same. Still, it was fun when the board was swarmed with this.

Ahh this is the /lit/ life.

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>>15764107

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>>15767218
I haven't laughed this much in years, best meme of /lit/ ever.

Sides have never been in orbit this high.

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>> No.15771210

>>15763839
Honestly I think I'd be laughing my ass off if I was designated professor yank

>> No.15771237

>>15763839
I think everybody who has read Ulysses has at least once had a plan to visit Dublin only to realize that they wouldn't really have much to do there, looks like professor YANK learned the hard way

>> No.15771244

>>15771120
10/10

>> No.15771254

>>15771041
holy fuck. kek

>> No.15771301

>>15767730
I love this but I'm always surprised by how wrong it is.

>> No.15771309

>>15767772
Interesting.

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>>15771161

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>>15771323

>> No.15771336

>>15771323

BASED

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>>15771332

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>>15768615
It's not that difficult to abstain from desire, and sexual desire at that, anyone can do it with will and might, and a heroic heart. I only have sex on a Heideggerian authentic-scale, and if the mood of love does not assail me, then I do not engage it. For though it would be so temporarily nice, when ones mind begins to elevate from such basic pubescent positions you feel more disgust for such encounters than want.

You really do just be like wanna think about kant on the bus than look at some random whore. And it is because once you have tasted such stimulation and pleasure of this true intellectual fantasy, the prior sexual equivalent has no pleasure in it.

One must remain a virgin of the heart.

>> No.15771356

>>15767338
This one is extra funny because the French were actually doing top-notch AIDS-research at the time.

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>>15771351

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>>15771365

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>>15771366

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>>15771375

>> No.15771381

>>15771128
*unnecessarily
My mistake.

>> No.15771396

>>15771351
I remember that thread, was pretty funny.

>> No.15771398

Anyone has the one with Kierkegaard drinking coffee with so much sugar so that it caused him anxiety and trembling?

>> No.15771401

>>15771366
how is this /lit/ tho

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>>15767368
It is my favorite.

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>>15771380

>> No.15771448

>>15771315
>librairie
lmao dude, fukin lol

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>>15769465

>> No.15771474

>>15766045
fuck yeah dude

>> No.15771477

>>15771467
frog looking fuck

>> No.15771500

>>15771467
Sartre got laid non-stop and is semi-respected even today, Jünger is read only by the kind of people who uinronically listen to Sabaton and wear cargo shorts and black military-style boots that close with velcro even in the summer. There really is nothing more cringe than admitting to reading Jünger.
>le battle is le transcendent
>le ebin warrior poet
>le if you don't have something to die for you'll never le live
It is incredibly gay, and my solace is that as soon as someone leaves their early twenties, they realize that.

>> No.15771505

>>15771500
>Sartre got laid non-stop
Its easy when they are underage

>> No.15771508

>>15771505
Even basedededer

>> No.15771521

>>15764135
>>15765980
>>15767199
>>15767218
>>15767346
Thanks for the laughs

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>>15763930

>> No.15771572

>>15771500
>Sartre got laid non-stop
What an achievement, wetting your dick in underage French girls. Truly the apex of Being.
>is semi-respected
>semi
It is like calling loosing a semi-victory?

>> No.15771591

>>15771500
>Sartre got laid with de Beauvoir's highschool students after she got bored seducing them
FTFY

>> No.15771630

>>15768772
Kinda very gay my man

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>>15771500
This lukewarm neoliberal society managed to drill out the earnestness of pubescence once again it seems, though of course that has its negative, the imperative of all young men to bear arms for example, but without it a man is no man at all. Because he still fears, but as Carlyle says, fear is the first thing for a man to get under his belt.

>> No.15771639

>>15771591

>Sartre was basically an Epstein
truly makes me ponder...

>> No.15771677

>>15771572
>What an achievement, wetting your dick in underage French girls. Truly the apex of Being.
This, but unironically.
>It is like calling loosing a semi-victory?
That's losing with a single o, like in "you're an illiterate loser", not loosing, as would be the case in "your grasp of the english language is loose". But to answer your question, no, not unless the loss entails a semi-victory. Fairly simple, is it not?
>>15771591
Not only did he seduce the smartest woman in France, he outsourced the work of seducing the most nubile ones to her. I mean christ on a bike, that is genius.
>>15771633
This is both cringy and incomprehensible at once. Well done, keep up the LARP.
You do realize that there is a performative contradiction in espousing traditional values on an anime-board, right? You could be a pillar of your community right now instead of shitposting to irreverent fags who will never take you seriously.

>> No.15771685

>>15771633
funny pic, thanks for contributing

>> No.15771690

>>15771677
>seducing students is difficult and noteworthy
>we don't live in violence-driven societies anymore
>therefore Sartre>>>Jünger
I concur

>> No.15771715

why are you ruining the humor thread by sucking off your toadman? leave the thread and read his book if you love him so much

>> No.15771727

>>15771500
You haven't read Junger

>> No.15771739

>>15771677
>>15771685
You both fear God, that is why my post was both incomprehensible and cringe to you, because you are cavedwellers and I am of the one eternal truth.

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>>15771677
>This, but unironically.
This is why the moslems bomb you.

>> No.15771825

>>15771500
>Sartre got laid non-stop
Being a virulent pederast is not getting laid non-stop, that’s like saying that sitting in a shed crushing mice with a frying pan makes you a great hunter

>> No.15771921

>>15771079
This. Btw no one actually drinks Guinness in Ireland. Murphy's or lager.

>> No.15771948

>>15767145
Underrated

>> No.15771951

>>15764107
Lol

>> No.15772000

>>15766028
that poster is clearly a pard

>> No.15772003

>>15771500
>Sartre got laid non-stop and is semi-respected even today
Respect from blue haired liberal arts majors is far removed from actual respect.

>> No.15772008

>>15771467
>hate aristocrats
>use your position of power to rape children in your care
Really...makes you think.

>> No.15772032

>>15768992
Based and Klokovpilled.

>> No.15772045

>>15767621
underrated

>> No.15772047
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>>15771630
>>15768884
>>15769008
>>15770944
You must submit.

>> No.15772080

>>15771120
Best in thread.

>> No.15772108

>>15771315
Supreme.

>> No.15772159

>>15771041
milton scholars are so autistic

>> No.15772168

>>15767145

I desperately wish this was real

>> No.15772214

>>15767647

>grug prefer no

this make me chuckle

>> No.15772239

>>15772047
To your oh so aesthetic muscles? Nah bro I'm good

>> No.15772472
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brehs does anyone have Camus writes in greentext prose?

>> No.15772609

>>15772239
To your ancestors

>> No.15772831

>>15771041
Was funny until the last line went full reddit and explained the joke

>> No.15772923

>>15772609
How should I do that and why should I do that?

>> No.15772979

>>15765980
>there’s a restaurant in NYC called Ulysses
wtf

>> No.15772995

>>15769802
This one is amazing.

>> No.15773014

>>15767240
The delivery is just so dang perfect

>> No.15773036

>>15767240
There's an alleged follow up according to which he is doing good
I choose to believe it is true, God bless him

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>> No.15773107

>>15767199

How is this even cringe? Meditation is really good for clearing up the mind, and as preparation for difficult tasks (athletic, intellectual).

Paying focused, unbroken awareness to a visual stimuli like a candlelight is a great form of meditation. The first cringe idiot posts, then the rest follow along to fuel it. "Epic"

>> No.15773151

>>15771530
You should try The Golden Ass, by Apuleius
>Coomer turns into donkey, goes on X rated adventures through Eastern Roman empire

>> No.15773204

>>15767199
Both pretty funny and based at the same time.

>> No.15773214

>>15771500
>>15771677
*yawn*

>> No.15773226

>>15773214
The (you)s you gave me were the ones I needed to cum, thanks

>> No.15773245

>>15769853
>>15766834
They mean drinking it before it had settled. Typically you pour a head heavy drink, then it settles, then you pour a bit more to get the appropriate amount of head. Drinking it while it is still settling means you get a lot less guiness and a lot of gas.

Also for it to be in a pub dedicated to Joyce is a little sacrilegious.

>> No.15773279

>>15773245
>Also for it to be in a pub dedicated to Joyce is a little sacrilegious.
Are you autistic my friend? You remind me of the guy in the original post

>> No.15773389

>>15773279
>Are you autistic my friend?
>the Irish vs British politics is autistic
You've certainly got a take there.

>> No.15773407

>>15773074
Kek

>> No.15773424

>>15773389
It's not a pub dedicated to Joyce you absolute clown, it's a fucking Pub in NYC that's proporting to be vaguely "Irish" so they serve fucking Guinnes
What the fuck does any of this have to do with "British vs Irish"
You really are some absolute autist like the guy in the story enjoy your foam retard

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Did you all forget this one?

>> No.15773522

>>15771505
Its double based when they are underage

>> No.15773665

>>15763910
>tf2_pregame.png

>> No.15773670

>>15773463
this is a humor thread not a self hate thread

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>>15773463
this is just depressing

>> No.15773711

>>15773074
btfo

>> No.15773848

>>15773463
Reminder she was an attention whore like all women are and has since gotten several tattoos and posted nudes. You can find pictures of her tits easily

>> No.15773895

>>15773151
I can confirm this, I really enjoyed this book. Also how horrible life as an ass would be

>> No.15773930

This far into the thread and no Clarence the Carrot?

>> No.15773951
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>>15773848
>implying that remotely justifies the experience a bunch of anons with nothing to lose put her through
>implying the absence of any causal relation between the two events

>> No.15773986

>>15764135
It's even funnier if you have no idea who the fuck Husserl is.

>> No.15774032

>>15768132
has he finished this? I want to read it.

>> No.15774053

>>15769802
>>>/pol/
please leave

>> No.15774078

>>15773848
>/lit/ broke her in half and turned her from a virgin waifu into a whore
How is this supposed to make me feel better?

>> No.15774092

>>15763839
Strindberg, guys. Just read his plays. Neuroticism is so hard that it is even funny.

>> No.15774099

>>15773848
what an absolutely beautiful conclusion

>> No.15774132

>>15774092
It is a bit harsh to laugh like that a other people's problems. But I can't help it. I know this isn't supposed to be funny and that it is a serious matter. But still KEK

>> No.15774147

>>15773074
The replier is unironically in the right though, as OP implied that it was friend singular (friend's rather than friends'), thus requiring "if *he's* a pseud".

>> No.15774176

>>15774132
But on my defense, plays create a certain distance from the situation proposed that it is easier to have a comical effect. I certainly would be shocked with this kind of thing if it was irl. I'm the all the quoted anons btw.

>> No.15774208

>>15773951
This. Women can never be held responsible for any of their choices. It's always a man's fault, often times an incel's or several incels'.

>> No.15774254

>>15774092
He was a bit crazy and it shows on his plays. But it seems pretty understandable how it happened. Don't read him btw, anons. Only after you get better and escape from this shit hole.

>> No.15774281

>>15773848
how

>> No.15774565

>>15773074
Should have been "friends' books".

>> No.15774658

>>15767286
I'm retarded - who is this? I have Turgenev on my desk right now

>> No.15774680

>>15767199
based and cute

>> No.15774693

>>15767199
maybe i should buy some candles

>> No.15774696

>>15774658
I think it's just supposed to be a generic Dosto protagonist. The garrett is probably a reference to C&P because that's in the first line, Pyotr Stepanovich Verkhovensky is the protag's best friend in Demons, and Dosto himself hated Turgenev enough to both parody him in Demons and reference him in the rambling polemics of Notes.

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>> No.15774886

>>15773848
Going to need proof on this one

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>>15774736

>> No.15774942

>>15774923
Handke is based and all these clowns got owned

>> No.15774943

>>15773424
>angery

>> No.15774964

>>15771365
Is this a personal attack or something?

>> No.15775004

>>15774942
I've only read his essay on exhaustion/tiredness (no idea if it is translated to english) and thought it was interesting.

What would you suggest I read from him next?

>> No.15775025

>>15774886
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmrscB5lMf-yaOiygC7WzTA

This is her channel

https://i.warosu.org/data/lit/img/0143/28/1576153927992.png
https://i.warosu.org/data/lit/img/0143/28/1576154310754.png
https://i.warosu.org/data/lit/img/0143/28/1576172960254.jpg
https://i.warosu.org/data/lit/img/0143/28/1576197795703.jpg
>>>>/data/lit/img/0143/28/1576153889912.jpg
https://i.warosu.org/data/lit/img/0140/20/1571610583245.jpg

These are censored nudes, I'm looking for some that aren't blurred. I've seen them posted in a thread on /lit/ this year. Still scanning the archives.

>> No.15775037

>>15775025
This shit is like /b/

>> No.15775048

>>15764107
stoike

>> No.15775068

>>15774053
ching chong ching chong go back to your country

>> No.15775083

>>15764135
The best thing that came out of /lit/

>> No.15775096

4chan is a primitive instagram

>> No.15775146

>>15767647
>Russell with a squashed head variant of the meme
Perfect

>> No.15775154

>>15768992
Go post this in a /fit/ meme thread faggot

>> No.15775165

>>15768615
This is pretty true and tragic. Any way out of it?

>> No.15775172

>>15772047
Do you actually work out a lot?
For some reason I feel like the people who post this time of stuff don't actually go through with it, it's like me decrying translations when I only speak two languages
We may ernestly believe what we type but if we don't walk the walk, what does it matter
If you do actually work out I would like some advice on how to do it privately without ever going out and doing it in public

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>>15764135
>>15764166
>>15767240
>>15773036
>>15770603
>>15775048
>falling for the meme
It was all just one schizoposter who would come up with elaborate stories to bait people, I remember how he made a thread asking if it was ok to sue a publisher for making fun of his novel, which was a retelling of WW1 from a pigeon carrier's perspective.
He went through great lengths to keep the shitposts ongoing, he even faked some HR emails of employees insulting his work.

>> No.15775198

>>15775180
I wrote that post, it's all made up
Cheers

>> No.15775205

>>15775198
Based I also wrote that post up

>> No.15775212

>>15775205
Cheers

>> No.15775226

>>15775180
Anon, literally nobody here thinks these are anything but funny stories.

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>>15775180
I remember that thread, the HR emails were the icing on the cake
>>/lit/thread/S9867699

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>>15775180
God I miss him, his shitposts were glorious.

>> No.15775275

>>15766654
>post-modern conceptual typing
this sounds cool and worth reading about but I feel like the dude in the image probably just meshed adjectives together to describe something he has the notion of occurring but not something he's truly explored

>> No.15775276

>>15775025
I think I'm wrong, there are no uncensored pictures of her nipples on the /lit/ archives as far as I can tell. There is some proof that it's her here though: https://i.warosu.org/data/lit/img/0157/19/1593315929159.png

>> No.15775333

>>15775180
>My being itself has fractured into a Pessoan crowd of misfits and idiots (all me) who have plagued this board for too long now.
there is no way this anon didn't end up being published, he was so articulate and witty in all of his threads, you could easily recognize his style of writing.

>> No.15775337

>>15767218
Fucking amazing

>> No.15775444

>>15768992
you had a point in the beginning but you lost me at "smile man"

just accept that you're at least the type of guy who can get convinced to accept a blowjob from a guy after 5 shots. no shame

>> No.15775503

>>15766206
Hey, that's me

>> No.15775507

>>15767218
I am laughing at my phone like a retard. This is absolutely gold.

>> No.15775542

>>15768455
Love this.

>> No.15775590

>>15763839
fucking lol'd

>> No.15775673

>>15767730
remind me to try this once i have children
>>15767770
based black man

>> No.15775725

>>15771505
that's pretty redpilled if i may say so

>> No.15775736

>>15775673
Imagine being raised by anons.

>> No.15775803

>>15763910
i feel like this would be funny if it wasn't quite so over the top. the fur hats are enough, the dancing ruins it

>> No.15775871

>>15767647
>no machiavelli

>> No.15775886

>>15767730
Why is Hume always placed wrong?

>> No.15775923

>>15775736
i'd rather not imagine that

>> No.15775950

>>15775871
isn't he the one right next to Dante?

>> No.15776189

>>15775172
Yeah anon. Currently with lockdown I just do a dumbell workout, but hope to go back to being a blessed gymcel if they ever open again. For starter home workout all you need is a cheap pull up bar (just slots onto the door) and some second hand dumbells (ideally adjustable so you can slowly increase weight). Don't listen to meme home workout guides which tell you to do 100 different things. The trick is: a few different exercise, at maximum effort and maximum weight. Thus, you overload your muscles, breaking them down and forcing them to grow. This is why I recc the pull up bar, as it will provide the maximum overload effect for a cheap home workout setting.

Simple routine:
Pull ups (back)
Push ups (chest)
Dumbell shoulder press (shoulders)

If you want to have healthy shoulders you should get some exercise bands to do facepull exercises as well. Check out jeff cavalier youtube channel for the gloss on these.

Ultimately you would need to move onto a gym, but everyone should start with a home workout anyway. I wish you well anon.

p.s eat enough

>> No.15776235

>>15776189
2. I felt I should add this. It is of crucial importance. You must understand the meaning of "Progressive overload" this cannot be understated.

Muscles will not really grow unless they are constantly challenged. Doing 20 push ups for a month is waste of time, you must always be trying to increase physical strain on muscle, through number or by increasing the difficulty of the exercise itself.

>> No.15776273

>>15776189
Thanks Anon!
Pull up bar seems based, I'll try and see if I can find room for one
I really do think I'm too autistic for the gym, just want to be in somewhat better shape. I've been doing some shit at home but without conviction

>>15776235
Duly noted

>> No.15776283

>>15771422
Fucking kek

>> No.15776540

>>15771074
This

>> No.15776744

>>15773665
kek

>> No.15776887

Does anyone have that pic with the computer monitor, mechanical keyboard, thigh-high programming socks, Thousand Plateaus, and Fanged Noumena, and Serial Experiments Lain wallpaper? It's often posted when calling Accelerationists trannies.

>> No.15776898

>>15771448
a genius touch

>> No.15776923

I'm too old for this

>> No.15776971
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We’re always posting the same shit.

>> No.15777035

>>15776971
how disappointing

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>>15776887
Fucking found it. My description was good enough.

>> No.15777156

>>15774147
they can be used when describing hypothetical person as their gender is unknown.

>> No.15777164

>>15774147
This might just be an amerimutt thing, but we sometimes use "they" as a singular neuter pronoun.
>inb4 muh tranny sjw language
This was before all of that went mainstream.

>> No.15777241

>>15774147
It's a singular they

>> No.15777299

>>15774698
Very nice.

>> No.15777376

>>15777042
One of the first greentexts I ever saw on this site.

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>>15776971

>> No.15777710

>>15777156
>>15777164
>>15777241
Singular they is incorrect grammar, and until the current year was always understood to be. You won't be able to find a single academic work using singular they written prior to 2015 if not even later.

>> No.15777872

>>15764168
Does anyone here know the best intro to Guenon for a spiritual ignoramus? Or anything along his line of thinking really. I want to change from merely aesthetically spiritual to actually devoted to a higher power in my actions.

>> No.15777902

>>15777710
this is simply not true.

>> No.15778628

>>15775180
>>15775249
>>15775239
we did not deserve such a literary genius

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>>15771366
Imagine being triggered by this in real life.
Every millisecond I lose a little more faith in humanity

>> No.15778668

>>15771422
K I N O

>> No.15778691

>>15773463
Life imitates art

>> No.15778706

>>15766939
Lol she poured it totally correctly anywhere in the uk + ROI Guinness is poured so that it’s light and left to settle

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>>15778628
>genius
He was by far the worst poster to come out of this board, not even butterfly comes close

>> No.15778718

>>15771500
The sabaton comment wounded them, that's why people are mad at this post. The reactionary autist hates being categorized.

>> No.15778720

>>15778708
still better than the /pol/ take over, at least he put some effort in his shitposting unlike the "books for this?" and "insert twitter screencap" threads

>> No.15778732

>>15771739
The almighty sure writes like a brainsick LARPing fag

>> No.15778736

>>15766939
Guinness is supposed to be poured that way, unlike other beers. For some reason

>> No.15778743

>>15763977
Well, the driver didn't stand up for the pledge of allegiance either so it's 1-for-1

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>> No.15778766

>>15767557
>penguins in the fridge
I don't know if this is good or reddit as fuck

>> No.15778792

>>15764194
based prophets citing their own premonitions

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>>15768132
>leer with niggerhate in their niggerheads and niggerhearts
Idk why that line makes me laugh my fucking ass of every time

>> No.15779055

>>15777126
...but why do you want it?

>> No.15779234

>>15766654
based Welsh-poster

>> No.15779238

>>15775180
I miss shitpost-Pessoa. He was a staple of the board.

By the way, anyone know if Londonfrog either offed himself or found a way out of his autistically repetitive routines? I haven't seen a post by him for a while.

>> No.15779460

>>15767295
N

>> No.15779742

>>15777710
The singular they has existed since Middle English.

>> No.15779804

>>15778708
This is what /lit/ used to be about

>> No.15779824

>>15777710
>>15779742
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they
>muh Middle English pronoun
Middle English pronouns reflected social status. I deny anybody higher or even royal status. Be it Elizabeth Windsor or trans-persons.

>> No.15779856

>>15779804
a bunch of anonymous people trying and comparing different opinions and character traits like bold fashion clothes?

>> No.15779885

>>15779824
>NOOOOO LANGUAGE CAN'T CHANGE IN WAYS THAT I DON'T LIKE

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>>15763839

>> No.15779936

>>15779885
Language changes all the time. The problem is when a minority forces a majority to change their personal use of language. A singular they has been used in various ways, but only recently by a minority to refer to one single person who is known or even in the same room.

>> No.15779985

>>15777545
wow. good shit

>> No.15779994

>>15779936
This wasn't a "minority" doing anything; everyone uses it and has been using it for a long, long goddamn time. The only people who ever cared were grammarians and nobody gave a shit what they said except other grammarians - it's just a centuries-long indignant circlejerk handed down from one generation of editors to the next.

>> No.15780097

>>15779929
>NoT gONna mAkE iT
>HURR DURRRRRR
>CRINGE BRINGE

>> No.15780204

>>15779238
He is still around. Just today I have seen his post.

>> No.15780235

>>15779936
>but only recently by a minority to refer to one single person who is known or even in the same room.
that not what we're talking about. in >>15773074 it isused to refer to a hypothetical person.

>> No.15780319

>>15780204
link to it? I doubt it's him

>> No.15780355

>>15780319
Not sure if it was him. Frog in the OP was different than usual 'it's over'. It was quickly deleted. He was talking about some RPG that took him 60 hours to finish and that corona made him stop going to gym. Does archive save deleted threads?

>> No.15780363

>>15768455
good one

>> No.15780434

>>15780319
>>15780355
Found it
>>/lit/thread/15779300

>> No.15780751

>>15778708
>worst
That was an enjoyable read though. the butterfly is just an idiot who doesn’t put any effort into his posts. He’s just a nuisance