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This is your fault you wretched degenerates. The aura permeating this place corrupts outward.

>> No.15719820

>>15719810
Butterfly looks like THAT!

>> No.15719833

>>15719810
Id dis dat budderfly?

>> No.15719842

>>15719810
Ew

>> No.15719846

>>15719810
>heart between her tits
for seeming so innocent and sweet she turned out to have the sluttiest tattoo possible

>> No.15719847

Women truly are all the same.

>> No.15719860

>>15719810
Her tits are surprisingly nice

>> No.15719878

>>15719860
I always figured she'd be t h i c c given the way she always posts chicks with huge tits.

>> No.15719883

>>15719860
>>15719878
Feet could be better, arches are a bit flat.

>> No.15719885

>>15719860
Yeah, thighs too. Granny face but banging body. I want ass shots.

>> No.15719888

>>15719878
Fat. You mean fat.

>> No.15719894

Can someone explain this thread to me?

>> No.15719900

>>15719878
this isn't butterfly bro, you must've not been around for katieposting

>> No.15719904

>>15719894
classic /lit/ - Literature

>> No.15719909
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>>15719847
>Boys acting the same in every thread.
>women are all de same.
Why so reductive?

>> No.15719910

>>15719894
someone post the jpg

>> No.15719917

>>15719909
quiet you fucking pig

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>>15719810
>This is your fault you wretched degenerates. The aura permeating this place corrupts outward.

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>>15719894
How new are you?

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>>15719917
*shoots arrow straight through you*

>> No.15719947

>>15719909
shut up bitch

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Another naive young women succesfully slutified

Good job /lit/

>> No.15719963

Now find her ratemyprofessor page

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> This is your fault you wretched degenerates. The aura permeating this place corrupts outward.

>> No.15719971

>tattoo
was never worth protecting

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>>15719955
Narrow minded incel frogman

>> No.15719977

>>15719973
Dial 8

>> No.15719983

HOLY goddamn this is so fucking sad

what a bunch of ungodly basterds are we
what have we done here /lit/


let me weep and repent, before the gods smite us all

>> No.15719990

>>15719935
That's not helping.

>> No.15719995

>>15719810
Holy crap she's ruined. I mean her body is really nice but her face is just sad, she looks like she hit the wall. Is she in her late thirties or what? Really sad. Also how did you found this OP?

>> No.15719997

>>15719935
>"I am not some sexual object"
>posts nudes

>> No.15720002

>>15719935
I still don't get it. It's some chick who reads books and makes yt videos. She also takes pictures. What is OP mad about?

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15720012

It's real

>> No.15720017

Isn't this the same shtick like the one of the girl that jmurphy lusts over?

>> No.15720033

>>15719939
Do you even know how to even use a bow you bitch?

>> No.15720038

>>15720033
>twenty-first century flirting

>> No.15720046

>>15719935
What time is good for y'all think is good for lit/ to meet to do something like this again?

I'm thinking of making zizek hangs himself

>> No.15720049

LOOKS LIKE KATIES BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>> No.15720062

Where can I see this without the blur? Does she have an OnlyFans now?

>> No.15720072

Dam I sure wish butters would blow me before work

>> No.15720077

>>15720072
I wish Butters would blow me after work, and my job is taking 14 hour shits in a sauna.

>> No.15720087

>>15720077
Based

>> No.15720107

>>15720046
we already did it to that mousey jewish zoomer dyke.

>> No.15720269

>>15719810
Wish she'd open her ig

>> No.15720299

>>15719810
She's got great feet

>> No.15720368

human sexuality is diseased. if god is merciful we’ll all be destroyed because whatever has infected sex is metastatic. this way, the animals can thrive. rabbits don’t care about tits or feet. their world is not dripping with sex and they should be rewarded thusly.

>> No.15720378

>>15720368
that said, butterfly, my shitter is dirty and sweaty.

>> No.15720384

>the mods aren't deleting it

Hahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.15720388

>>15719909
Get off of this board, hag

>> No.15720393

>>15720384
The mods love Katieposting

Butterfly hates it because she gives blumpkins for a living

>> No.15720413

>>15720368
>their world is not dripping with sex
rabbits are literally known for fucking non stop though.

>> No.15720421

>>15720413
yeah but when they’re not fucking they’re jumping around and hiding in grass and shit. show me the rabbit equivalent of a footfag fucking do it

>> No.15720429

>>15720421
addendum: please don’t post furfag content

>> No.15720434

>>15720421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdJz6c9PAxw

>> No.15720439

>>15719909
You're a Jew. You don't have anything to do with European literary tradition.

>> No.15720446

>>15720393
>butterfly hates it
Well this board hates butterfly, so daily katie threads might ward her off

>> No.15720451

>>15720434
go to 0:40-0:50 and you can see the owner of the initial ankle socks (at beginning of clip) is a qt

FIRST SOCKS/FEET IN CLIP ARE CONFIRMED OWNED BY QT, ENJOY AT WILL FELLOW RABBITS

>> No.15720452

>>15720434
that does not count and you know it. this was content MADE for footfags unfortunately using a rabbit doing retarded pet rabbit shit. and people have coomed to it. PLEASE GOD NUKE US!

>> No.15720458

>>15720421
>>15720434

B T F O

>> No.15720463

>>15720458
through gritted teeth if he wills it God may take the rabbits too

>> No.15720471

>>15720451
unclenching my teeth, in earnest, dear Lord take these rabbits now along with every last one of us

>> No.15720514

>>15720463
>>15720471
what about the dogs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zE0MDptrew&list=PLZMKOfWCq0ofHURnu_UxTEevgiWJNl-FR

>> No.15720520

>>15720514
you may drown in your own coom if you wish, anons, but i will not follow suit

>> No.15720526

>>15719810
Maybe she should have read the Bible first in her classic book collection, what a harlot.

>> No.15720554

no you dumb faggot.
She was always a whore. She got a taste of male attention and went full blown slut prostitute mode.
Are you really dumb enough to think someone like that was "pure" to begin with?

>> No.15720584

>>15720554
>a taste of male attention
Anons discussing what her brapper smells like made her turn into a slut then, I honestly didn't know we had that sort of power in us.

>> No.15720588

>>15720554
they say all redheads are either pure evil or pure good.

>> No.15720592

>>15720584
nothing is beyond our reach

>> No.15720594

>>15720584
Is the brap meme mostly composed of real fart fetishists or did everyone just adopt it as a shorthand for ass? I don't like farts or braps. I did however enjoy brap posting as a way of dissuading jezebel/ass pics. Every time someone posted a nice ass someone would go BRAAAAPPPPPP!! and ruin it for the coomers.

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>>15720594
Brapping isn't a fetish, it's art.

>> No.15720622

>>15719810
How did this image even get out? She didn't upload it herself, did she?

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>>15719810
>>15719909
I will give you the entirety of my crypto wallet for even a single night of heckin pleasureino my sweet Jewish flower

>> No.15720643

>>15720636
i’d maybe think about letting that stinky old fishwife eat my pooper but she’d have to do it for free

>> No.15720644

>>15719810
Obviously photo shopped. post source.

>> No.15720648

>>15720594
Was there ever a counter-offensive against tits-men? Seems only fair.

>> No.15720652

>>15720643
women who eat man ass are disgusting, butterfly would definitely do it, i get strong ass eater vibes from her

>> No.15720659

>>15720012
She didn't age well.

>> No.15720665

>Have no urge to be a provider or support for another human. Pay for your own shit and rent.
>Have no urge to live with a woman (Just another way for them to exercise control. They'll eventually kick you out of the building you pay for because you won't back down to an argument)
>Have lost the desire to "chase" after women or even compete with other men over a woman. She doesn't deserve the attention. When a man slides into the conversation when I'm talking to a chick at a bar I just walk away. Usually the bitch follows, so I guess this has its perk)
>Have no desire to defend a woman, especially if she starts shit and expects me to step in
>Have no desire to allow women into any of my hobbies/social circles. They're like a fucking cancer of drama that slowly eats away anything worthwhile.
And now the shit this board finds controversial:

>Have no desire to allow a woman to cook for me. Fuck you, I can cook better than you, and it's just another way for you to exercise control over me. The time saved is not worth the mental energy I need to deal with you
>A woman cleaning for you is nice but most of the time you have to deal with her bitching about your mild discleanliness. Not worth it.
>Have no desire to have a child with a woman. It's just a trap, plain and simple.
>Have no desire for a long-term sexual relationship with a woman. really. They eventually start that drama shit and you have to remind them "I'm not your boyfriend, I can and will walk away if this behavior continues."

Fuck's sake, I have no desire to allow a woman into my home, even. They usually take something, like your sweater, and never give it back.

>> No.15720666

>>15720652
probably so. i bet i could pat my haunches like i’m a big fat horse and say “here here, this dumper won’t clean itself,” and she’d do it. especially if i promised to comment “based” on one of her white noise retardposts with an attached image of some jezebel

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>>15720652
The fuck are you on about? You know I’m not attracted to men

>> No.15720749

>>15720707
I think the issue is that your posts are so bad that the anons find your presence rotten and want to call you a poophound to express their frustration with the fact that you reliably contribute nothing to our wonderful threads. I don’t think your sexuality matters here because this is not a statement of truth, it’s just a way to express that you suck sometimes and should make better posts.

>> No.15720750

>>15719810
This reminds me Lou Andreas Salome.

>> No.15720757

>>15720707
And also you act like a poophound who loves male ass.

>> No.15720765

>>15720749
She's not that bad when compared with Guenonfag.

>> No.15720778

>>15719909
The Jews will be exiled from America.

>> No.15720779

>>15719909
Fuck off jew

>> No.15720780

>>15720765
At this point, you and I are at the poophound carnival comparing two separate poophounds with slightly different features to invite into our nice home. We’d both rather not spend time grading poophounds, because they are both horrible to be around. We should leave the poophounds at their carnival. We don’t have to pick one. We don’t like either.

>> No.15720784

>>15719909
I was sent here to call you a bitch. Bitch.

>> No.15720788

>>15720765
guenonfag has made sincere efforts to mellow out and i've seen him effortposting and ignoring shitty posts

butterfly never improves, she goes out of her way to be as offensive as possible which is why it seems like spite. she is a mean bitter old cunt who hates the world so she digs herself into a deeper hole.

>> No.15720792

>>15719909
JEWISH DYKE HAG

>> No.15720796

>>15719909
You upset some fag and he’s begging for your attention on biz

>>>/biz/19982529
>>>/biz/19982529
>>>/biz/19982529

>> No.15720797

>>15719810
where was this originally posted?

>> No.15720800

>>15719909
based

>> No.15720814

I will make butterfly hold her cupped hands out and collect my shit as it coils around in her palm and makes a little pyramid

>> No.15720821

>>15719909
Based and redpilled.

>> No.15720822

>>15720796
faggot behavior, jews are based, don’t expect Those Who Invest to do your bidding, call butterfly a stinky nursing-home-terror on your own without invoking the pink wojak /biz/ dwellers

>> No.15720832

>>15720822
How can we get /biz/ to read Gottfried Feder

>> No.15720835

I have made it my sole mission in life to pin Butterfly down and shit on her face

>> No.15720836

>>15720707
Butterfly, can you tell me why you still come here? You know none of us like you and you don’t add anything of value to any of our discussions. You aren’t even a good troll all you do is post some asinine shit and then a couple Anons tell you to shut up. What compels you to stay?

>> No.15720844

>>15720832
>how can we get /biz/ to read
>nobody on the literature board reads
it’s good to have goals but you’re aiming too high

>> No.15720848

>>15720836
Triggering incels seems like a worthwhile cause.

>> No.15720853

>>15720848
I have sex every day with multiple men and women who all live in my big house with me and then we smoke weed after and I still hate her

>> No.15720861

>>15720848
She can "trigger me" any time she wants, my "trigger" is when you say "Honey it's me Butterfly" and i immediately loose bowerl control and shit all over the floor for her to clean up with her face and mouth

>> No.15720870

>>15720848
She doesn’t really trigger anyone. People just don’t like her. It’s more akin to exasperation than anger

>> No.15720891

>>15719909
Fuck off you jewish bottle fly.

>> No.15720897

>>15720853
My stoner girlfriends Christine and Janet are on ths bed meowing for my attention and my stoner boyfriend Chet and his stoner boyfriend Matt are dying for me to pound them but I’ve got to post some more in this thread about how much I hate Butterfly even though I’m really horny and want some action. I hate that stinky old witch.

>> No.15720908

All women are the same. What a surprise.

>> No.15720942

>>15719909
I hate butterfly but she isn’t stupid, just annoying. I want to fuck her jewish pussy. That being said you are a bore, you sexy sexy bitch

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>And this here is /lit/. Its where me and my friends talk about how much we hate Butterfly.

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so its lit here???

>> No.15720967

>>15720707
Wipe my ass, whore.

>>15720948
Yes, this is the board for discussing literature.

>> No.15720993

>>15719810
Are those gills?

>> No.15721104

>>15720622
It was on her insta, or something like that. She did or does nude modeling for art classes and was either bragging or advertising. That’s why the image is blurred, because she posted them like that

>> No.15721129

Oh Jesus no...
Katie no....

>> No.15721160

>>15720796
I’m not even Jewish.

>>15720836
Like a tv show. I know none of you newfags that don’t belong here likes me. And I know none of you newfags that don’t belong here don’t know how little that matters to me. This is my board and if you don’t like that, the rest of us just have to wonder why you all don’t go back to wherever it was you came from.

>>15721129
It was a long time ago. She’s adorkable

>> No.15721213

>>15720707
You are here to be degraded by men because you get off on it and it's fucking disgusting

>> No.15721261

>>15721213
I’m not degraded. I’m derided.
Occasionally I’m amused by the shrieking nonsense of it all, but seriously, get over yourselves. Read a book

>> No.15721313

>>15721160
>I’m not even Jewish.
Spoken like a true Jew

>> No.15721332

>>15721160
>This is my board and if you don’t like that, the rest of us
You're delusional and fake. Us! The insolent sorry nothing.

>> No.15721341

>>15721261
Okay then darling you can lick my ass too. I'm actually on the toilet right now, shitting, so I'll imagine taking a wet stinky dump all over you. Can I call you Nora when my shit sputter gets all over your face and derides you?

>> No.15721482

>>15719909
die

>> No.15721498

>>15721160
Please don't reply to my messages

>> No.15721504

>>15721160
There WILL come a day where I prove ki is real by unleashing a power blast on you.

>> No.15721529

>>15720765
Guenonfag is a blessing compared to Butterhog

>> No.15721557

>>15720836
>You know none of us like you and you don’t add anything of value to any of our discussions
Lol. So so SO far from true.

>>15721160
Everbased.

>> No.15721581

>>15721557
Castration was never not an option.

>> No.15721591

>>15719909

kill yourself you ugly whore I bet you wish you looked like katie

>> No.15721603

>>15719810
yo what was the name of the yt girl that you losers obsessed about? She was a mormon and her mom took her channel down when she read all of the thirsty comments.

>> No.15721605

>>15721591
No, I’m good. And no, I don’t hate her

>>15721581
Cheapest of copes

>> No.15721614

>/lit/ desperately wants to fuck this girl
>show posts nudes
>"FUCKING DEGENERATE DISGUSTING WHORE"

your ideology is incoherent

>> No.15721617

>>15721605
shut the fuck up

>> No.15721644

>>15721617
Does your mother know you spend all your hours and all your days posting such vitriol?

>> No.15721646

>>15721617
Namefags and tripfags have been posting for years. Like disease, in an organic ecosystem, they effectively root out the less mentally unwell posters, leaving only fever-pitched mentally unwell squabbling and shitposting.

>> No.15721649

>>15719810
I didn't fap to this mostly out of a sense of obligation i had to the board and to the duty that we fulfill when we realize we're skinnyfat. i drink too much... it started last night when my friend commented on my belly that used to have abs and was fit, now its soft and getting a bit husky. I'm surrounded chiefly by architects of alcohol that thrust this in every direction, it's hard to avoid because of peer pressure, etc but I know i need to change my life style for the better.

>> No.15721652

>>15721644
She's younger than Butterfly so I'm worried Butterfly will try to diddle her if I bring her into this

>> No.15721658

>>15719894
The worst part about your post is I can't even remember my first blow job. I know I've had at least two but for my first one I just don't remember it. I was in High School at the time with a serious bed wetting problem, I also had been taking some prescription medication to help with some "bacne" problems that had sprouted up due to a surge of unstable hormones. I went to a party where some kids had a small bonfire in the back yard, they were okay but it wasn't anything special. We had Bud Light and some Amstel's, I think there was Rolling Rocks too.

I remember drinking a "Jack and Coke" and thinking how bad it tasted. I wanted to go home about an hour into the gathering but decided to stick around. There was a girl there who I had a couple of classes with, we made jokes about the teachers and home work. I told her she looked nice and she said thanks, we talked for about an hour and she was drunk. You can tell a girl is drunk because she starts becoming more physically animated with light flushing around the cheeks and glossy eyes. I knew I'd scored a winner, the problem was it was late and I knew I needed to sleep.

We went inside and started making out. I remember running my tongue along the front of her teeth to see what it felt like. She was so drunk she didn't even care. Sometime after that I fell asleep, but I woke up with my pants undone and my dick was lightly wet. She had vomited at some point, because her breath smelt bad and she had some stains on her shirt. We didn't talk much after that night, I think she is studying in a community college but hasn't declared any real major yet. I can understand that, life is a challenge.

>> No.15721670

>>15720554
One time we had a Nature walk for a biology class. It was pretty nice, an autumn day that's just in the early "golden hour" of its peak. There's a real great time to go for a walk. I remember I was stuck with a partner (the assignment involved cataloging) who could barely speak English. She was from Moldova and at least 30 years old. She had a funny name I can't recall even if I tried now. I remember her breasts and flat face, she had brown hair that was put up in a tight bun. Her breasts were the perfect size and had a good firm grip to them. I touched them "on accident" when I feigned tying my shoe lace. I recall apologizing to her but she laughed, I think she was just confused. I notice most people are confused when they get sexually assaulted for the first time, I can understand that because it's not something they assume automatically.

Later on in the walk our group got a bit lost. There were a series of paths around the campus and our professor was one of those "hippie" types that never leaves their mansion. A real grassfed burger if you ask me. The Moldovan girl got sexually assaulted twice that day, because I gently rubbed my hand across her ass when she bent over to pick a rock up. She didn't know this was me because I hid behind several other students. I masturbated to this when I got home (It was around the time I was masturbating heavily and reading Vonnegut and James Joyce). It was an okay feeling.

>> No.15721675

>>15719810
WHERE THE FUCK ARE HER NIPS

>> No.15721678

>Look at her goodreads
>Loads of quotes from The Alchemist

What a pleb.

>> No.15721679

>>15720072
>>15720049
>>15720077
>>15720087

I consider this once myself, probably in Middle School when me and this kid named Jason used to exchange pornographic pictures we'd print out at home from the internet. He had a "big boob" fetish, pretty common for a 13-14 year old but I was more interested in women wearing overalls and working on a farm. But this isn't really relevant, I just wanted to paint a better picture.

One time Jason and I decided it would be funny to lock the wheels on this girls wheelchair. She had some kind of mental disorder that gave her a low cognitive awareness, but she was capable enough of getting around the school. We'd lock her wheel chair and watch her struggle to figure out why she couldn't move. Often, this ended with her "aide" coming and unlocking the wheels and scolding her for not remembering. Jason started to feel bad but I got interested. If she was so unaware and incapable of telling the "aide" we were doing this to her, what else could I get away with.

I started combing her hair and she would respond by making some clapping noises. I'd have to retreat in these cases because it drew attention. Of course I kept locking her wheels which only led the aide to get really frustrated with her and start ignoring her. It was around mid-year when I finally sexually assaulted her by twisting both her nipples. She was so shocked she couldn't form a clear response (she could never form a clear response, but this was exceptional even for her). They were hard and I was excited, I think she was too. I got scared though, I was young and having a hard time at home because my dad had me doing some "home improvement projects".

I concluded that being with a girl that isn't really consciously aware isn't worth it. There is fun for awhile but ultimately it's just frustrating.

>> No.15721690

>>15719846
The "Big Transition" for girls at this age isn't so much about moving out or even being away from old friends and family - it's about being around unfamiliar women. I used to stalk several girls on my campus during my Freshmen year of college. It wasn't anything too creepy or even strange and most of the time it was fairly accidental. For example, one girl simply had a similar route to class that I did. I'd just go a bit more out of my way to follow her. I liked to listen to their gossip and always tried to find out their favorite places on campus or nearby to catch up on their lives.

Girls pressure each other into strange scenario's, particularly when it comes to showing off their bodies. I think most women are slightly Lesbian and enjoy looking at each other's breasts. I used to masturbate to this a lot when I was younger and thinking about it now is still a great pleasure, but I think that this is only partly true in the end. A Cock for a woman is a kind of violent insertion into their body, you know? That's why I think for women with new women it's a kind of "fight or flight" mechanic where they can try each others breasts without repercussion. A lot of guys think in terms of their own Cocks and this is probably because they like to look at mine, but really girls are really only thinking about themselves and the bodies of their girl friends. Guys have nice cocks if they can make them forget their friends breasts. I know this because I masturbated near the window of one of the girls I used to stalk. She lived in a small apartment on the ground floor. I pressed my cock against the window. It was cold as the season was settling into winter. Steam could be seen from the ejaculation I put onto her window. She must have saw my shadow in the window through the folded curtains because she screamed. I ran as fast as I could and escaped without any penalty.

Later on I heard her talking to her friends about my Cock. I knew I had a nice one because she was talking about it the next day and not thinking about her friends breasts so much. Being with new women is always an exciting prospect. >>15719847
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>> No.15721694

>>15719810

>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE NUDE PHOTOGRAPHS IF YOURSELF, IT'S DEGENERACY!

Sodomise yourself with a fucking oak tree you pathetic faggot.

>> No.15721710

>>15721694
I am not a Bisexual but one time I did hold the door open for a man. He had a plain brown coat on and it was a little windy outside. He was perfectly capable of getting the door himself, and to be honest it was rather an instinctual move. I had just left and the wind hit me when I saw him from the corner of my eye. I held that door open and he walked past with a "Than'ye..." you know the sort of muffled "thanks" you get when someone is a little surprised and embarrassed.

I didn't stare at his body and didn't think about him getting into his car. But that was probably the first Homosexual experience in my life.

>> No.15721734

>>15721710
My problem is my Sexuality is a bit of a scatter point graph. What I mean is, I have a lot of pleasure in the results of my actions. If I had written the story with the fact that my Homosexual Experience was having sex in the toilet with him, maybe this would have been a lot more clear. But I think defecating and taking a photo of the room of creation and then watching him on the bus ride home as he came to terms with what he had discovered on his temporarily missing camera as something meta-erotic. Is it Olympian? I can't think of a term that fits the glove.

>> No.15721741

Sometimes when I see a naked women I'm turned on. Other times it's like looking at a naked elderly person and I only feel disgust regarding the human body. OP's picture makes me feel the latter.

>> No.15721756

>>15720707
Buttercunt always has a way to break my little heart

>> No.15721758

The second Homosexual Experience I had was when I got a hold of a camera I had stolen from a class mate on a field trip to a public park. It was at the end of the school year and we were all looking to blow a little steam. I saw his parents had let him borrow a digital camera for the trip, probably to take some lasting memories. I couldn't help myself and decided to steal the camera and look at the pictures in the toilet.

There wasn't anything too interesting. It was around the time of "MySpace" and "Xanga" and some other early iterations of social media and his pictures were mostly the proto-Selfie of that time period. I looked at them while I went to the toilet and decided to photograph the handle of the stall. I felt kind of strange doing this, because I was mostly naked and had just emptied my bowels into the toilet bowl.

I found him later on in the day and was able to successfu>>15721694
lly sneak the digital camera back into his pack without him noticing. He was really upset because he thought he had lost it. I don't blame him, I think he would have gotten into a lot of trouble back home if his parents found out he didn't have the camera.
>>15721652

On the ride home he was somewhat pale and quieter. I watched him a lot during the ride, it was about 2 hours - maybe even a little less. He didn't speak much. I felt a little proud and a little messy about the whole thing.

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>>15721690
>I used to stalk several girls on my campus during my Freshmen year of college. It wasn't anything too creepy or even strange
>I know this because I masturbated near the window of one of the girls I used to stalk. She lived in a small apartment on the ground floor. I pressed my cock against the window.

>> No.15721789

>>15721741
Agreed, looks like a sack of leather. Very alien.

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>> No.15722126

>>15721678
what goodreads? Who the fuck is this woman? I'm confused.

>> No.15722129

fundamental Christianity is our only salvation, it can't go on like this

>> No.15722140

>>15719810
why are women so predictable?

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>>15721690
Based beyond belief

>> No.15722154

"You said not inside, you promised." I blubbered pathetically.

Jaccob chuckled, "if you say so." he said, grabbing his cock and aiming it towards a different hole.

I screamed as he started to force his cock into my asshole, but I quickly found my underpants shoved back into my mouth, muffling them. He kept pushing, an immense pressure filling my ass as his cock began to enter me. I tensed up to try and keep him out, but he wouldn't be stopped and it only brought burning pain. Eventually, I submitted and allowed my body to un-tense, if only to stop the pain. With that, his cock slid inside me all at once, filling my asshole completely.

>> No.15722178

>>15722154
OH NOEz, HOW COULD U DO THIs jAaccob u FOOL

>> No.15722189

All women are sluts. Everyone on the internet gets trolled sooner or later.

You can't blame /lit/ for her becoming a slut.

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>>15721690
>I pressed my cock against the window

>> No.15722209

>>15720594
It’s a shit-posting method of disgusting people by associating any picture of a female arse with that, it’s like the green and purple meme

>> No.15722231

>>15720594
until it started giving us fart fetishes

>> No.15722257

>>15721341
>>15721261

Can confirm shitting rn. And it wasnt a clean one. Butters you need to wash me with your tongue.