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You study PHILOSOPHY HARD, while Chad reads the latest YA

Girls look at your bookshelf and think "ewww what a try hard" while they look at the Chad and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, not even concerned about the whole highbrow thing".

Chad STILL looks INFINITELY better than you because of his GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, FRAME and FACE.

Women are getting more and more choice and validation and its either CHAD or NOTHING

Why haven't you gymcels learnt yet?

It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS.

>> No.15529

I don't model my life around what girls are into, meatboy

>> No.15582

>reading for girls
Take the rainbowpill, bro.

>> No.15622

I fucking love the fitlit era.

>> No.15650

Vitasidorkina zara kai?

>> No.15665

I feel so bad for you I want to cry for you.

>> No.15675

>>15529
I'll take a wild guess and say you don't think about girls at all.

>> No.15692

Sterk verhaal

>> No.15728

This is why you got to have a few scifi books next to the Hegel and Kant so you seem more down to earth.
But its got to be patrician scifi like Vonnegut or Phillip k dick.

>> No.15735
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>>15582
>reading for anyone other than yourself
Take the headpill, bro

>> No.15767

>>15728
aint got to do shit if you lift

>> No.15780

>go to library
>thicc qt librarian looking at me, mirin
>looking for some DFW
>fucking Chad comes in
>picks up a copy of the fucking hunger games
>sees me holding Infinite Jest
>scoffs at me
>the qt librarian is getting wet for Chad
>go to check out my book
>BRAAAAAP

>> No.15838

a daring synthesis desu

>> No.15903

YOU JOYCE

CHAD HEMMINGWAY

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>>15735
>reading books

>> No.17921

>>15416
>its either CHAD or NOTHING
Girls like Tyrone better