/lit/ - Literature

>>15560655
not exactly but The Sun Also Rises

>>15560655
what the fuck is that picture OP

>>15560655
Siege

>>15560655
Anything by Haruki Murakami.

>>15560662
came here to post this

hemingway's stand-in can't have sex with the slut who wants him because he doesn't have a penis, it got shot off in battle, but really it's about having a small penis and not wanting to show it to a hot girl. hemingway just changed it from small penis to no penis because he thought, "shit if i give jake a small penis everyone's gonna think it's about me and that i have a small penis. but if i give him no penis, that's different, no one's going to think i really lost my penis." so he changed it.

What constitutes as a "small" penis these days?

>>15560655
The Tunnel by William H. Gass

Why do we judge dudes by flaccid dick size?

>>15560685
Anything under 7"

>>15560655
No, but i can hide it in my mouth, you up?

>>15560685
Less than 128km

>>15560655
It's not what you want to hear, but it's how you use that counts

If you're under 4 inches though then yeah that really sucks but it's unlikely you're that small. If you are, well, consider chemical castration and a lifetime medication to live the ascetic life. It can be rather cheerful if not childish from the people I've known who've done like so.

>>15560655
>>15560685
>>15560693
Unironically this.
I've pretended to be a girl and sat in on several snapchat groups/discords and the consensus is ~7" = average . 8"+ = big. anything under 7" = small.
you may think this is mathematically impossible, but it isn't. You need to understand that every girl, *every* girl, has at least a dozen or so slobs constantly on her "dicking" list. When she feels like getting dicked, she'll choose whichever one of them her ovaries are gravitating to most at the given moment. However, the other thing you need to understand is that all of these guys are going to have above average penises. Technology has allowed women to hyper-select out not only the subpar, but the average as well, so if there's say twenty some guys in your entire city who have above average dicks? well those are the twenty who are going to be getting laid. All the other dudes will be beta-bux and cucks in various other capacities.
It's such a bizarre world we live in now. I can't cope desu.

>>15560792
Thats just people being insecure

>>15560792
you do realize that most women don't introduce rulers in sex right?
Most of them probably get their measures from men, who obviously inflate their own.

Unironically Atomised/The Elementary Particles

>>15560655
Mishima, but he didn't cope well enough.

>>15560655
https://discord.gg/mVNUytg

>have 6.8" long dick that's 5.6" around when erect
>Never gotten laid in my entire life

I should just put a bullet through my skull desu.

>>15560907
at least try hookers before suicide

>>15560792
I appreciate your answer anon, but the simple truth is that most women suck at actually assigning accurate numbers. Most of the time they're a few inches off the accurate count.

>>15560655
I never understood why it matters so much to so many people the size of their penis. If I had to pick between having a small penis but being very attractive, or having a large penis but being ugly I would pick the former every single time.

If your ugly with a big dick, you'll never get to use it (or have a much harder time to). If your hot with a small dick, your be able to have sex easily. By the time you get to the point of actually taking your underwear off, no girl is going to refuse sex at that point. At worst if you are particularly small she might be unsatisfied by the end, but who cares, you were satisfied.

>>15560925
No. I'd rather die than pay for sex

Find a tighter spot

>>15561008
Then die lmao nobody gives a fuck about your retarded incel ego

>>15561046
>I don’t care about you

>>15560792
If you have to pretend to be a female in order to gather a bunch of anecdotes to pity yourself, you're already fucked beyond repair, anon. Don't let women be the foundation of your being. Fuck, we are on a literature board. Didn't you learn anything from all those books you pretended to read?

>>15561053
No

>>15561050
Yep

>>15561079
faggot

>>15561046
Cuck

I knew this one dude who had a tiny pecker and girls literally stalked him

>>15560678
Underrated

>>15560792
Where do you live anon? Goddamn you must live in fucking Appalachia where women have nothing better to do than fuck.

>>15560678
Man was a genius.

>>15561234
Really? Is Appalachia poppin?

>>15560693
I'm good then

>>15561117
How you know he had a small dick? You slap it around with your tongue?

>>15560678
Holy fuckin' Based

>>15561273
Well I don’t know, that’s what all the roasties he left said

Mine is 4 ", also no girth. I think it stopped growing around age 13. I'm pretty sure what I have is even rarer than having an actual micropenis.

>>15560907
That's not small you dumb mongoloid

>>15560655
My dick is 1.5 inches flaccid and 3.5 inches erect. I’m also 5’4 and a virgin. I don’t really have anything to keep me going but i’m too much of a coward to die.

>>15561117
Why did girls stalked him? To bully him?

>>15561251
Yup, pussy literally DRIPS right off the trailer.

In this politically correct age we live in, where all sorts of "shaming" is preached against, why is it that dick shaming is perfectly acceptable by all sides?

>>15561386
Because it's funny.

>>15561251
He's talking about fucking relatives you moron.

>>15561261
I don't believe you. You should post it

>>15561378
To suck his dick

>>15561386
because women rule everything now and they brainwash men into believing that pussy is worth everything.

I look up the popular girls from my highschool on twitter time to time and they are always talking about social media, preaching BLM, and LGBTQ pride alongside talking about getting dicked, tall guys are the best and marijuana.

>>15561427
Girls like guys who roll up their pants

>>15561427
I remember in high school girls talking about how skinny dudes usually have big dicks. Made me feel better desu.

>>15561427
>Women's period of Sturm und Drang.
In the three or four civilized European countries, one can in a few centuries educate women to be anything one wants, even men--not in the sexual sense, of course, but certainly in every other sense. At some point, under such an influence, they will have taken on all male virtues and strengths, and of course they will also have to take male weaknesses and vices into the bargain. This much, as I said, one can bring about by force. But how will we endure the intermediate stage it brings with it, which itself can last a few centuries, during which female follies and injustices, their ancient birthright, still claim predominance over everything they will have learned or achieved? This will be the time when anger will constitute the real male emotion, anger over the fact that all the arts and sciences will be overrun and clogged up by shocking dilettantism; bewildering chatter will talk philosophy to death; politics will be more fantastic and partisan than ever; society will be in complete dissolution because women, the preservers of the old custom, will have become ludicrous in their own eyes, and will be intent on standing outside custom in every way. For if women had their greatest power in custom, where will they not have to reach to achieve a similar abundance of power again, after they have given up custom?

>>15561450
tldr

>>15561455
Empowered Women make society go bad.

>>15561480
Apparently when you condense a paragraph to a platitude you lose a lot. Who would have thought.

>>15560678
Are Hemingway works bid dick energy or small dick energy?

>>15561498
Big dick

>>15560792
Yeah, but girls are delusional.
I have 7.5 inches and girls have said it must be at least 10 inches, it absolutely isn't.

They probably aren't very good are seeing length and many men say they have a larger penis than they really do

>>15560907
>have 4 inch dick
>have gotten laid
Still want to do the bullet skull thing though.

>>15561539
You've to realize that most guys add 1-2 inches to their original dick size while telling it to a women. So women in general think that 7 is the average. A study was conducted where women were asked to point at the penis model they thought was the average. Most of them picked up the one with 6 inch size and called it 7/8.
Tldr; your dick is massive bro but they'll never understand how big 8 inch really is. So you just have to say that it's really big and you've never measured it.