/lit/ - Literature

>>15556061
>name his book
While your distracted with me, free society burns

Do one better. Help him advertise it with shitty threads on /lit/ per a shitty marketing gimmick.

>Tiny Dan's Big Adventure

>>15556089
What?

is his lifestyle actually peak hedonism?

Nomad War Machine: Cash Pussy Yachts

>>15556119
No, any Roman could see men being murdered by wild beasts and made to fight to the death. But apart from mortal bloodsports, yes.

“Here, take a pic of her sitting on my knee. Man, this is gonna look so money”

>>15556104
that's my suggestion for a title, I imagine he's the kind of guy who would like to rub in and draw attention to how despite the fact that his life is frivolous and there's more important shit to worry about than reading his Freshman Year level 'reflective' essay.
Like "haha, I'm still living in your head rent free haters!"

>>15556157
He flew Claire Abbott out to """"party"""""

>>15556163
Wrong, Dan is a sophisticated thinker deeply concerned with the future of the West.

Hair plugs, steroids, and platform shoes: Living large off of daddy's money while living with dwarfism.

>>15556163
It was in sentence format. You mean to type it

While You’re Distracted with Me, Society Burns

>>15556061
I just realized how much actual work has gone into that photo.
>text on screen is massive points so you can see the lines
>he's sitting at an impossibly wide stance so that bitch can sit on his thigh at a weird angle that still shows off her tits and abs
>she has ghastly nail extensions btw, looks like she's a witch
>he's leaning forward so you can still see his face
>gun conspicuously placed on his desk right in front of the camera
>probably shot it sideways so they can get the greenery in shot in the left
Don't worry, I don't have a new found respect for the work that Instagrammers put into their shots. I just wonder if it isn't fucking tiring trying to stay "on brand" and doing shit like this?

>>15556184
He doesn't look that short. Maybe an inch below average.

>>15556189
Yes, thank you, this is the critiquing that I come to /lit/ for

>>15556182
>the future of the West.
And not the environment, I’d wager

Infinite Chest

>>15556182
I stand corrected, Dan and Don sounds like a really good sitcom too

>>15556208

>>15556061
He'll never be 6'.

>>15556205
That's only true if you live in hobbiton, desu. He might live in my head rent free, but I don't mind that much, honestly, because he doesn't take up much room.

The Gains and the Fury

>>15556061
Dan Bilzerian: the Life and Times of Dan Bilzerian.

>>15556242
kek

>>15556205
The man is like 5' dude.

THE BILZERIAN

Alternates.

The Bilzerianaire

The Bilzerianad

Danlet

>>15556061
Saw his interview on Larry King, he's the most vapid, one dimensional boring cunt I've ever seen. I'm quite sure he's at least half retarded

>>15556061
you’d think he’d have enough money to pay the whore to pretend to enjoy being around him

Pain and Gain
Is This Real Life or Is This Just Fantasy?

>>15556375
He doesn't care about that, I don't thinks he thinks about anything other than the next 10 seconds of his life

Ignoring Incompetence: How I got so stupid I couldnt recognize how stupid I something something

>>15556220
Spook

>>15556224
Underrated post

>>15556387
Im not sure I buy that explanation, like this anon >>15556194 said he clearly spent time planning out this shot. It’s just a weird oversight

Squishy moist vaginas: How I moved my penis in and out of wet holes

>>15556369
Constantly being drained by young, pretty, whores will do that to you.

Reminder: Dan Bilzerian is a better and more influential philosopher than you

https://twitter.com/DanBilzerian/status/1267855209562165249

>>15556232
>daisies
Nice!

>>15556061

>Handgun casually placed on a desk in your own home where you do nothing else but write.

Absolutely reeks of insecurity. What a pathetic human. Have Americans really been brainwashed into thinking they need to have a gun on them at all times or risk getting killed by a stray commie or something?

>>15556623
or it's a prop for the photo

>>15556623

Yes.

>>15556420
The environment we live in is the exact opposite of a spook.
Spook=metaphysical nonsense

Women I've Bought And Loved

>>15556667
Catastrophism is a mental spook. Free yourself from primitive neuroticisms. The Earth-God doesn't punish you for sins.

Niggas Hatin' while I'm Fuckin'

>>15556061
>as my dead father weeps

>>15556565
He says as he carries a rocket launcher for fun.

>>15556703
>Catastrophism is a mental spook.
That I am not troubled in.
But it isn’t my will to allow it to cause the extinction of my species. I am the Earth “god”. Tell me why I shouldn’t punish you for your “sin”?

>Douche

>>15557465
Why addle your brain with spooks? Sin? God? A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Unchain yourself from primitive ghosts of sin and retributive nature gods.

>>15557532
Strong fellow feelings. You seem to being holding onto an old christian fatalism. Go soak your hesd.

>>15556061
Her nails are as terrible as her tits are great.

>>15557532
the concept of spooks is itself a spook

>>15557543
Maybe if you don't touch yourself the cloud god won't flood your crops. Imagine thinking in that prison.

>>15556623
Its a part of his personality. Looking like a rich douche on instagram

>>15557561
>The concepts of ghosts are ghosts
Yes. And people swear up and down that their ghosts are real.

>>15556623
imagine getting this upset because of a gun lol

>>15557571
>>15557591
It appears he suffers small dick syndrome and/or thinks about suicide frequently.

>>15557568
Wew, lad. Schizo unveiled.

>>15557610
projection

>>15557610
Kek

>>15557644

Bilzkrieg: My Story

>>15557640
Me:
>I like humanity and find a great potential in them so wish to save the environment for them.
You:
>YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AND BELIEVE IN A CLOUD GOD! NANER NANER NANER

>>15556061
Am I supposed to know who that is

>>15557649
pol

>>15557717
Naw. Just what an actual narcissist looks like.
Just making fun of him

>>15557649
>>>/pol/

>>15556061
My diary desu

>>15556061
The secret to being a poof

>>15557649
>>>/mu/

>>15557678
Believe the nature god floods your crops for your sin of masturbation. Believe the nature gods cause hurricanes for your ain of using energy. Same spook. Same primitive mental defect. Nature does not punish you for your sins.

>>15557678
He is stating that you are fearful of touching yourself. He is not saying that you are a coomer.

A belief in religion is a good test of wether someone rationally exams their fundemental beliefs. If someone presented the story of Jesus to you as an adult, you would not take it. No reasonable person would certainly convert to Christianity today if Christianity did have societal standing.

>>15557804
a better test in 2020 is their opinion on the possibility of races not being equal

>>15556061

>>15557800
In fact it’s this modern worlds belief in spooks, namely capitalism and statism, that is driving us towards an extinction event. Caring enough to try and avoid that isn’t a damn spook, okay? Settle down.

>>15557808
>race

>>15557811
shows to go ya

Gay AIDS Cum by Dan Bilzerian

>>15557649
/co/

>>15556220
shut the fuck up faggot

>>15556565
>be a good person
Meanwhile he lives a life that is fundamentally opposed to everything Jesus taught.

>>15557831
Live for your catastrophism spook like the braindead Mesopotamian peasant that you are.

>>15556061
Dan Bilzerian or how I learned to stop worrying and love the game.

>>15556061
on jews and their lies part

>>15556061
Who is this idiot?

Slinging Dick All Over the World

>>15555555

>>15556061
I Don't Pay These Women Anything

>>15556061
The Bilzerianomicon

>>15558097
>Hard data is a spook
Delusional

>>15556061
>wrote an entire book
>can't write a title
yeah sure buddy we believe you wrote 100%

>>15558097
>systems don't push back if you push them far enough
retard

COOM: The Story of a Mad Lad

>>15557969
Being good should not be measured to what Jesus taught. Believe me, if it was then 99% of us are going to hell.

>>15556091
>Tiny Dan's Big Adventure
Perfect!

>>15559963
Yes

is it just one autistic retard who keeps making this thread?

>>15560051
First (hopefully last) one I’ve seen of this doofus. There was another guy with a model in his lap someone (the author I’ll bet) posted two or three times.

>>15557755
BASED

>>15557649
/pol/

>>15560076
no, some retard has been posting twitter posts about this retard writing a book as if it's related to /lit/ and then a bunch of retarded coomers start posting crap about his retarded bitches.

>>15556623
He's wealthy, famous and specially a cunt which means he's a potentional target for home invasion. I think it's reasonable to have a gun next to you at all times or at least under your pillow at night.

>>15556061
the tale of a manlet orbiter going full cringe on NPCs

>>15556061
my diary desu

>>15556565
Ironic. He could see the problems in society, yet never realised he was one of those problems.

>>15556061

Imagine being one of Dan's eyecandy cumbuckets. Imagine turning yourself into a degenerate, vapid empty receptacle of constant sexual use and abuse and all to become a prop into a pathetic, mediocre nitwit's Instagram account.

I can almost understand becoming a degenerate, vapid thot because that's what modern society pushes on women, but if you become a pornstar, or an instathot, or even a stripper, at least you have a minimum amount of agency in your degeneracy. There is a bare minimum of human dignity in your fall. But turning into one simple prop in someone else's virtual life? That's truly sad and pathetic, truly beyond redemption.

>>15556703
noah? earth god?
Is cause and effect a spook? Actual biological destruction is real. The profits derived from it are more a spook than the devastation.

>>15562587
Women are literally just animate cumsocks bruh. They have a weird Hive mind like mentality and just flock to anyone with fame and money.

Am I the only one who gets turned on by longs nails?

>>15562587
They get a retainer. Free booze, free other fun things, free accomodation, a working holiday. Get paid to do what they do every weekend but in a better location and with all expenses paid.

>>15556061
Dan Bilzerian can write?

>>15562587
they get a job and attention, and followers in instagram with which to make and develop their own careers. he talked about it with joe rogan, it was quite interesting actually

>>15556061
I think that bitch is ugly. Also reddit is shitting on the guy for being 5'9. incels trying to tear down manlets that have everything they want and dont have is hilarious to me.

>>15556184
>>15556205
>>15556242
>>15556263
>>15556324
He's 5'9

>>15556061
dan makes tradcels and roasties seethe

>>15556565
Damn, he's right on this one.
>>15562546
How and why is he one of society's problems?

>>15557441
>>15557969
What's wrong with carrying a rocket launcher? Does that make him a problem now? You guys are sounding a lot like reddit.

>>15556061
Why do you guys hate him so much? I think he's dumb and vapid but I don't hate him. Good for him, as long as he doesnt rape kids and shit like that. What's the problem? He gets more pussy than us?

>>15563678
This dwarf reeks of tryhard.

>>15563690
Is that why you hate him? I feel like 90% of the faggots on social media try too hard. What makes someone seeth at the idea of a man having fun in life? All you guys have is that he's short. Who gives a fuck? At least he isn't black.

ngl bros, i'd leave my 6/10 fiancee in a heartbeat if i could live only one single day as dan blizerian.

He's like Quentin Tarantino. It's some goofy loser's lame idea of epic and badass. It's fine that little Dan wishes to play the big man because it provides the notable cringe of someone presumably thinking they look so epic and badass amid having to pay disgusting roasties to sit on his lap to maintain the facade.

>>15563715
>>15563723
He pays instagram models to hang out with him. None of the women actually want to be there. He is no chad

>>15563723
I honestly don't see what's goofy or a losers' ideal to have tonnes of women you can fuck, lots of guns to shoot and more money than you can spend. Maybe if he was spending it on MCU paraphernalia or lego or some shit I would agree with you. You're telling us you don't want any of that, and you're above it? Fucking kek.

>>15563734
Meanwhile you continue to fuck your hand and act like you're better than him? Cmon m8. Can you guys not see how retarded you're acting? Bilzerian may be a douche bag, but what does he actually do to make you so.. judgemental? Instagram rappers with one tenth of his money act the same way and don't get shit on like this.

>>15556061
>good money
>nice home
>lots of women
>has the use of his two arms and legs
And the incels can't stand it.

>>15563737
>Dude, what if like, we had like, a tank!!! And like, a hundred sexy bitch, yeah!!! And like, cocaine, dude???
This is some twelve year old boy's idea of hella freaking awesomeness, and to point that out isn't hatred or seething: it's just the truth that this goofy fucking tryhard is clearly compensating for his lack of height. Everyone can see it but you, Dan.

>>15563749
I don’t care. Just saying he is not the ideal men tons of men seem to think. Anyone with lots of money can pay for prostitutes.

>>15557755
unironically based

>>15563759
I mean... you sound like you're pretty angry that he gets to have fun m8. What's the issue beyond jealousy? You're actually saying you wouldn't like to do any of the shit he posts? I honestly don't believe you. I mean, you can keep on trying to act like your above wealth, women and hobbies, but most of us are man enough to admit we'd like to try a weekend. Guns, tanks, and throwing money away might not be my thing but I'll sure as shit try if he offered. What about that makes you seethe so hard?

>>15563769
>Anyone with lots of money can pay for prostitutes.
I don't really follow him that much but does he actually say he's the ideal man or does he just do fun shit and people get angry? If he is actually saying the words like "this is what an ideal man looks like" and "fucking incels will never achieve my level of wealth" then I would understand the hate. DOes he do that shit?

‘I’m a gigantic homo who takes ten dicks up his ass and nine in his mouth’

>>15563802
You’re putting words in my mouth. I was speaking from the perspective of his male fans. He is a rich kid (not even self made) who pays for women. How is this an achievement to you?

>>15563737
>>15563749
>>15563758
>>15563793
>>15563802
Shut the fuck up, Dan.

>>15563814
achievement or not, his life is a blast and everyone who claims otherwise is just coping.

>>15556061
Lots of envy and resentment ITT

Do you think Dan pays the roasties to laugh at him and him and call him a little boy and say he'll never be a real man while he jerks off?

>>15556232
Butterdyke.

>>15563814
I never really said he achieved anything. I don't respect him really. but I just don't hate him, and I'm trying to understand the hatred beyond what I percieve as an intense jealousy and perhaps a mild to medium hatred for masculinity entirely. To me, it's perfectly understandable that a man who was born into wealth just wants to enjoy that wealth, even if he doesn't deserve it. The idea that he pays women to hang out with doens't particularly offend me, because it seems to me that most men have to pay out of the nose for sex, it just comes in different scenarios. What's the problem with Leo fucking another 20 year old every day? It just doesn't bother me. Like I said before, if he was acting like a prick and mouthing off about other men and power and shit I would understand the hate, so I then asked, does he do any of that shit?

>>15557678
>>15556232
>>15557831
Butterdyke. Why don't you use your trip.

>>15563821
Seriously, what makes you so angry about him? It sounds to me like your getting made at men in general. I still see no issue with a rich man getting what he can afford. Your angry shitposts don't really do much to alter my purpose, which is to understand the hatred.

>>15563843
There's nothing masculine about whoring yourself out on Instagram or anything like that. The masculine drive is toward achievement. The feminine drive is toward exhibitionism. He just flaunts himself. Masculinity is conquest and achievement. He walks around with a rocket launcher to play pretend. Very feminine behavior imo.

>>15563856
There are so many womanish attention seeking e-celebrities, the notion another one among the hundreds and thousands of them could inspire anything but the slightest contempt is contemptuous in itself.

Donald Trump and this goof were both born into wealth. One achieved something, the other didn't. What's the difference between them? Just a few inches.

>>15563861
Oh, I have deep contempt for exhibitionism and instagram cunts. I have no empathy for people that put themselves into the public eye. But why does he specifically inspire more hatred than say Jake Paul or even someone with actual clout like Leo Decaprio? Is it mostly the instagram whoring? I can understand that. It just seems like everyone posting to social media constantly is just normal now. It sounds to me more like you guys just have an intense hatred for anyone sub 6'0. There are thousands of attention seeking e celebs, like you said, the notion that another one among the hundreds and thousands of them could inspire anything beyond mild contempt is contemptuous in itself.

>>15563887
Trump hasn't really achieved much honestly.

>>15563821
nigger i don't care if blizerian dies today, i'm just saying that i would trade with him instantly.

>>15557727
Ironic considering that you are the most narcissistic person on this board.

>>15563900
There's no special hatred. It's the same indifference to contempt that any attention seeking e-loser gets. Stop bigging Dan up, as much as the little guy needs it.

>>15557727
>>15563920
If know one thing it's that whenever narcissicm gets brought up as a topic of conversation, everyone immediately starts calling everyone else out as narcissists. If you go on youtube and watch some videos about malignant narcissists, it seems to be that no one can agree on what constitiutes malignant narcissism. By definition, we are all narcissistic. It's whether it's malignant that matters.

>>15563923
I'm not bigging anyone up, manlet. Just asking questions.
>there;s no special hatred
really? Because if he was over 6'0 you would probably love him for his insta-whoring.

>>15560470
>>15563781
>>15557755
Butterdyke this samefagging is pathetic. You are ironically narcissistic. The difference between him and you are the way in which both of you express your narcissism. He displays the classical type of narcissism. Whereas you are more like a covert narcissist

>>15556349
kek

>>15563936
Nothing wrong with having a bit of narcissism. The problem is having a high level of narcissism. It becomes toxic.

>>15563943
>whereas you are more like a covert narcissist
please teach us more about narcissism and it's many facets desu senpai. anons always know what they're talking about. Go on.

>>15563942
Yeah, that's true, but on the other hand, if Dan were so tiny, he mightn't be such a tryhard to begin with, with the thots, rocket launcher, cocaine --look at me!!! I'm a big boy!!!-- rubbish. He had a pretty good position from which to accomplish something huge, but all this dwarf could manage was womanish exhibitionist e-whoring where he plays at being a big boy badass with daddy's money. Dan doesn't provoke hatred. He provokes contempt. He's like Jude Law's character in Gattaca, and honestly, would it be a worthwhile trade to swap with that, have the experiences he's purchased with his father's money at the expense of any kind of greater human dignity of actually accomplishing things through our own merit? I don't think so, but it's obvious where your biases are, so you'll just block your ears and cry cope. How could anyone not want to be hella awesome, bro????

>>15563985
There's a mistake here, actually. He's not like Jude Law's character in Gatacca. Jude Law's character in Gatacca was tall.

>>15563793
>And when they consider all this, must not true philosophers make a reflection, of which they will speak to one another in such words as these: We have found, they will say, a path of speculation which seems to bring us and the argument to the conclusion that while we are in the body, and while the soul is mingled with this mass of evil, our desire will not be satisfied, and our desire is of the truth. For the body is a source of endless trouble to us by reason of the mere requirement of food; and also is liable to diseases which overtake and impede us in the search after truth: and by filling us so full of loves, and lusts, and fears, and fancies, and idols, and every sort of folly, prevents our ever having, as people say, so much as a thought. For whence come wars, and fightings, and factions? whence but from the body and the lusts of the body? For wars are occasioned by the love of money, and money has to be acquired for the sake and in the service of the body; and in consequence of all these things the time which ought to be given to philosophy is lost. Moreover, if there is time and an inclination toward philosophy, yet the body introduces a turmoil and confusion and fear into the course of speculation, and hinders us from seeing the truth: and all experience shows that if we would have pure knowledge of anything we must be quit of the body, and the soul in herself must behold all things in themselves: then I suppose that we shall attain that which we desire, and of which we say that we are lovers, and that is wisdom, not while we live, but after death, as the argument shows; for if while in company with the body the soul cannot have pure knowledge, one of two things seems to follow-either knowledge is not to be attained at all, or, if at all, after death. For then, and not till then, the soul will be in herself alone and without the body. In this present life, I reckon that we make the nearest approach to knowledge when we have the least possible concern or interest in the body, and are not saturated with the bodily nature, but remain pure until the hour when God himself is pleased to release us. And then the foolishness of the body will be cleared away and we shall be pure and hold converse with other pure souls, and know of ourselves the clear light everywhere; and this is surely the light of truth. For no impure thing is allowed to approach the pure. These are the sort of words, Simmias, which the true lovers of wisdom cannot help saying to one another, and thinking. You will agree with me in that?

>>15563974
The Last Psychiatrist should still be /lit/ required reading if his website hasn't died yet.
I dunno what that guy was talking about though, tripfagging is incredibly overt narcissism, not the subtler kind. "I know this place is anonymous, but people need to respond to my identity, not my statements, even if it means all those responses are telling me to fuck off."

>>15556565
I mean, his statement holds true. But that's something most people realize - not really a new, profound idea.

>>15563974
Butterdyke is unironically a narcissist
>She think is perfect
>She think she is a unique snowflake
>She always want to be right
>Never cares about the opinion of others
>Forces your opinion to others.
>Acts childish when comfronted with evidence.
>She always want to be the center of attention
>She thinks society own her something.
>Incredible arrogant and egotistic
>Monopolize conversations and belittle or look down on people they perceive as inferior
>Be preoccupied with fantasies about success(overthrown society)
>She becomes impatient or angry when she don't receive special treatment
Those are the most common signs for butterfly. The symptoms of covert narcissism are:
>Quiet Smugness/Superiority
>Self-Absorption
>Lack ofEmpathy
>Passive-Aggressiveness
>Highly Sensitive
>The “Misunderstood Special Person”
>Impersonal and Difficult Relationships
Butterfly exhibits traits of both. Thus I think she may be an hibrid.

>>15556089
All institutions will fall. And that's a good thing, because new ideas will surge.

>>15556565
he lied about being a police officer whilst the vegas shooting was going on to try and get an on duty officer to give him a gun

smelly holes go away

>>15564054
>>She think is perfect
False.
>>She think she is a unique snowflake
We are all rather unique in many respects, but always changing from moment to moment
>>She always want to be right
Human tendency, but I admit when I’m wrong.
>>Never cares about the opinion of others
False
>>Forces your opinion to others.
? *Expresses my opinion to others.
>>Acts childish when comfronted with evidence.
It’s a very immature environment, but I can’t think of any instances. Perhaps I was joking.
>>She always want to be the center of attention
Naw. You project this. I respond to people with my attentions
>>She thinks society [owes] her something.
For the efforts the working class gives, it does in fact owe us. Since it does not, I want a better deal for all. Why you won’t fight for this too shows how cucked you are
>>Incredible arrogant and egotistic
Egoistic, though I am a shy woman, I must become greater than this. Perhaps this chafes you.
>>Monopolize conversations and belittle or look down on people they perceive as inferior
I do it out of love. I’m serious.
>>Be preoccupied with fantasies about success(overthrown society)
I am making plans for the second half of my life. Do you plan to fail?
>>She becomes impatient or angry when she don't receive special treatment
Naw. I have been treated especially cruel by nu-lit, and I do not appreciate it

>The symptoms of covert narcissism are:
>>Quiet Smugness/Superiority
>>Self-Absorption
Why do I try to help you all the time?
>>Lack of Empathy
I know. I care too much
>>Passive-Aggressiveness
I receive quite a few death threats from anonymous. I will not wilt before an actual attack
>>Highly Sensitive
>>The “Misunderstood Special Person”
I’m sure you have something special about you deep down too
>>Impersonal and Difficult Relationships

>>15563943
Not smaefagging. I just sent the bomb to pol