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Yep. It's Bible time

>> No.15492599

Cuck.

>> No.15492602

>>15492599
Cringe!

>> No.15492604

>>15492430
based

>> No.15492615
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>Verti me ad aliud, et vidi sub sole nec velocium esse cursum, nec fortium bellum, nec sapientium panem, nec doctorum divitias, nec artificum gratiam; sed tempus casumque in omnibus.

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Dear Lord Jesus Christ
please come soon!

Amen

>> No.15492668

Hail Satan

>> No.15492687

>>15492430
Epic.

>> No.15492714

>>15492668
>digits
not today

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Yep, it's Marx time

>> No.15492722

senseless drivel
no different from any other religion

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>>15492722
>senseless drivel
>no different from any other religion

>> No.15492766

>>15492755
No different from christians.
Where there are intelligent christians, as much as their religion allows them to be, there are intelligent muslims, buddhists, hindus, etc.
Where there are idiotic christians, there are idiotic muslims, buddhists, hindus, etc.
It's really no different from drinking, or reading self help books, or going to brothels. They only believe it is.

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>They only believe it is.

>> No.15492778

>>15492769
Sorry did I hurt you fragile little feelings?
Please feel free to respond with another lazy redditor wojak if you are still feeling impotent.

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>>15492430
>In the Name of Allah, The Entirely Merciful, The Especially Merciful

>> No.15493511

>>15492755
Based Islamohomofascism.

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>Please feel free to respond with another lazy redditor wojak if you are still feeling impotent.

>> No.15493577

I go to Church Sunday, Tuesday and Wednesdays.

Sometimes Fridays too for a meeting.

There's a lot of stories about how people have given up alcohol, drugs, swearing, abusing their families. By coming to Christ.


I can't convince any of you big ego anons but I grew up on /b/ and I can say the church turned me from a full on spastic, smoking drugs, wasting my life alone glued to my computer to a functioning adult.

Some attractive girls have actually started convos with me just from getting to know me as a brother in Christ, never thought that was possible with how much of a neck beard I was.


Was 23 years old and couldn't even go to the store during the day yet alone talk to a female, got into drugs wound up homeless because brother is a dealer and went psycho on me.

24 now, getting built up in Christ, I'm living half way across the country with some strangers and their 4 kids. They just took me in no questions.

Year later I'm still shook I'm socially functioning now to be honest.

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>>15493522
>>15492769

Unfunny and vaginal

>>15492766
What theologians have you read to determine this? Religious texts are distinct. The OP is about the bible which you call drivel, but then say people are the same. No shit people are the same you retard. That's not the point.

And if it was the point, you should think in terms of volume when doing comparisons, since any group will have similar qualitative outliers to other groups, but not quantitative.

Read Paul Tillich if you're interested in not being ignorant about the concept of faith. I'm an athiest and thought like you did but theres a lot of literature and thought behind everything. People aren't as illogical as you assume, despite their ridiculous premises.

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>>15493577
This can happen without having to lobotomize yourself though.

>> No.15493668

>>15493640
What do you mean?

I didn't get lobotomized I chose to turn away from alcohol, drugs and other things that poison you..

Not only that but all my relationships in my life are healthy ones now, there's nobody who uses you or says mean things behind your back.

It's just generally a solid choice to live with people who are making a conscious effort to be kind to one another and build each other up for success, mental health and generally a return to family values.

Women aren't allowed to have power at my church, lol

>> No.15493690

>>15493577
How do I start going to church by myself anon it's been years

>> No.15493714

>>15493668
>Not only that but all my relationships in my life are healthy ones now, there's nobody who uses you or says mean things behind your back.
kek
>generally a return to family values.
'Member when things were better?
>Women aren't allowed to have power at my church, lol
Sounds like you have some oedipal problems.

>> No.15493753

>>15493577
>promising pussy to recruit people to his guilt cult

How pathetic, as is your god. Just read the Bible, it’s unbelievable and really explains the shitty behavior of Abrahamic religionists.

Mainly the story of Adam and Eve is very telling about all of the Abrahamic religions and their poisonous mindset. Basically, God fucked up immensely when he created the talking snake. He knew this would cause problems, and could correct it, but didn’t, which makes him incompetent.

But it gets much worse. Rather than owning his own fuckups, he instead shifts the blame unto someone else’s shoulders, namely the innocent humans who couldn’t help being curious. The fact that he transmits his blame of his mistakes onto others doesn’t just make him incompetent, it also makes him a dishonorable asshole. This is in fact a textbook example of dishonorable behavior, taking all the rewards when you do something right, but accepting none of the penalty when you do something wrong. This is classic sociopathic behavior, and the fact that he’s completely okay with letting someone else pay the price for something he’s responsible for just seals the deal.

He tries to correct this dishonorable act by becoming a human and taking up all the ‘sins’ of humanity (which, again, are his sins that he transmitted onto our shoulders), but when he does, and comes back from death, he doesn’t forgive us instantly (again, of mistakes he himself is originally responsible for), he keeps the suffering going, and will not stop the suffering unless you become a member of his club, in which he makes you constantly admit that his fuckups are actually your fuckups, even though that makes no sense at all, since he’s the one in charge of reality and even if we possessed the will to end all evil, we will never possess the ability for it. Why didn’t he use those three days he was dead to go down to hell, defeat Satan, rescue all of the souls of the damned from eternal torture, come back to earth and turn earth into an eternal garden of Eden, forever free of suffering? No, instead we get some convoluted scenario where we all have to wait until he comes back, a scenario that is once again conveniently unfalsifiable, just like the supernatural dimension this all supposedly takes place in.

In conclusion, it’s no real surprise that Abrahamic religions attract a lot of control freak psychopaths. The shifting of blame that God engages in in the very beginning of existence is a wonderful loophole for believers, which allows them to shift the blame from all the ills of the world from those responsible onto some class of others, usually disbelievers, heretics, the disobedient, etc. Basically, Abrahamic religion is cultural psychopathy, a permanent excuse of why the sufferings of the world is your opponent’s fault, and not yours

>> No.15493794

>>15493714
Nah just there's scriptures in the bible about not letting women lead.

Return to family values is good, I'd love to marry a girl for life and not have multiple breakups and or a broken up bringing for my kids.

You don't have to be so cynical about someone going after a happier life anon

>> No.15493802

>>15493794
gonna go write something scriptual on my facebook wall so some qt pies notice me

later atheists ;)

>> No.15493805

>>15493522
Dude you are the biggest faggot alive.

>> No.15493818

>>15493577
Peace be with you, Anon

>> No.15493838

>>15493794
Stop being a fucking advertisement.
You're like the people who go gluten free. Or vegans.
>I feel so much better now.

>> No.15493846

I am reading Isaiah right now, a few verses a night. I can read some in hebrew but need a translation too sometimes

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>Unfunny and vaginal

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>>15493805
>Akshually
Cope harder dumbass